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Freshfish4:
I once had this girlfriend that sometimes when I open my eyes In the middle of the night, I see her staring at me, and when I ask her if she's ok, she will answer - I'm just admiring you.

I was no longer comfortable with her spending the night with me before she go kill me.

Had to cause trouble so we could break up and it worked. Never went back to beg her

She could be ogbanje

Sonofgod1990:
Na so i invited one girl to come sleep over in my house. I entered my room before her then i come dey remove my clothes that's around 11pm. I first removed my nika and dropped it on my bed na so dis babe come quietly put her hand inside my nika and stole the money i made from dat day market. Immediately she removed the money na so i turned back and caught her red handed,,na so i use my belt to design her body and then pursue her away. She letter begged me to forgive her and i letter forgive am.
Then i come letter invite her again make she come crash for my house na so dis babe come urinate on my bed oo. I don suffer aswear.


Na so i carry one ashawo for daybrake na so dis ashawo girl use urine design hotel bed. D receptionist come dey reason say na me urinate for bed. But i cleared the man say no be me do am


Then i come letter travel to keffi university Nasarawa state to visit a friend of mine wey no dey gree give me kpekus. My purpose of traveling to her school was to know if she can allow me to sleep over in her room to know if she can allow me to enter her kpekus. Na so i come enter keffi from Nasarawa eggon i come enter one beer parlor come dey drink beer till around 11pm i come call dis babe say i dey for her school now oooo na so dis babe tell me say she get exams d next day say she dey go out go read with her friends dat she will come back d next day. Na so i go lodge for hotel till d next day.

Your last story....you be mumu.man

Zonefree:
A virgin wanted to commit suicide because of blówjob?

haaaaa dat thing dey over important to some ladies o. Na one of the conditions wey my landlady take give me house be dat

Emaprince:
Your last story....you be mumu.man

Na him strategy be dat, maybe him don use am on some other gals, but dis one catch am.

FreeSpirited:
So which search engine told you kidney failure can't include fever? Can you show us?

You got Google ...


Fvcking use it...

DeeScan:
You got Google ...


Fvcking use it...

Smh... Next time verify what you say so you won't sound ridiculous

I missed the front-page

One oscrah dat I carried from water view, Ilorin, took her to my room at Something something hotel along Awolowo road...

She refused to drink anything not even water before we went to bed

Sometimes in the middle of the night...


She peed on the bed.

PopQueenAgency:
This was during the Zango Kataf crisis in Jos. Woke up at night to find this baba with wires and powder, making a bomb. I didn't know he was one of the leaders of the crisis. I had met him the week before.

Zangon kataf happened in KD , why Jos?

FreeSpirited:
Smh... Next time verify what you say so you won't sound ridiculous

Bounce...

MOJ584:
Thats it !!!

Hopeless children of Lord Lugard! Una no dey disappoint! In less than 24hours, the smelly shit wey una head boy poo on the Constitution has been forgotten as if nothing happened & life returns to normal almost immediately.

A country of over 200 Million idiots whose destinies are being tossed up & down on a chess board by less than 1000 unrepentant Lunatics!

Millions of very bright graduates whose contemporaries are re writing the story of their various countries here in Europe while una dey busy always online fighting yourselves in defensive of the less than 1000 Lunatics who have made your lives minerale

Shame! Shame! & shame! on you all !!!

Honestly it sucks just to remember that we share space with many lunatic and moronic beings claiming to be woked.

Some years ago I accompanied my friend to visit his girlfriend in her hostel one evening and ended up spending the night there. We didn't plan to sleepover but cultists raided in the street about 30minutes before we came in and police were stationed at strategic places looking for boys to arrest.

We manoeuvred our way till we got to her house and met two other girls there. (Her younger sister and friend) There was this chemistry between her friend and I but I was too shy to express myself because it's my first time seeing her. As we were gisting that evening my friend's girlfriend jokingly told me that her friend is crushing on me but I laughed it off. When it was bedtime my guy was in bed with his girl and I was on the rug with the 2girls. Thought were just running through my mind if she would allow me have my way later in the night because she was sleeping beside me.

I don't know how I slept off after waiting and later woke up and noticed she was very close to me. I wrapped my arm round her waist and she just moved seductively and I didn't need a prophet or babalawo to tell me she wanted more. To cut a long story short I started giving it to her in spooning position.

She started moaning and I tried to silent her but she was still making the funny sound. I heard my guy's girlfriend whispering to my guy saying "he's fvcking my sister". My guy started laughing, she attempted to confirm what she was thinking by switching on her phone torchlight but my friend stopped her.

In my mind I was like "nor be your sister I dey fvck na" . About 20minutes after we finished a girl got up to urinate and switched on torch. ...I just fvcked the wrong banny.

There was no way I could differentiate between the girls because they got similar stature, the only difference is their colour........Till today I'm still wondering what happened that night, it's like both of them intentionally switched position.

There was this babe who made so much mouth back then.

So I brought my A- Game on.

Bleeped her till she passed out.

I was so scared. Had to get iced blocks, didn't work. Shook her head, pump her chest and started praying while sprinkling water on her till she woke up.

When she was well rested, she wanted me to bleep her again. I no do oooo.

Had to ghost her due to that traumatic experience.

So sorry Tee.

Never touched her again ever since

😁😊😁

Stayingalive:
Risk of STI
pregnancy
Risk of rape accusation
Etc
Abegi

Also some people change their mind later on in middle of a sexcapade and feel remorseful. You have to let them be any form of coercion or indulgence is rape

Every battle is potently laden with obstacles and risks. Winners emerge in them all!

Emaprince:
Your last story....you be mumu.man

Why do you people like insulting person older to be una papa

Gather here if you are here to read lies..😁

sparko1:
😂😂😂
Two things on a man's mind, money and women, so sleep over implies women related.

I don't do sleep over, I don't think I have ever shared my bed, even in school, can't stomach smell, that's when I realize, 95% of guys don't bath before sleeping, like wtf, women are trying oh, thank God I am not one, to marry for hard me.

bath before sleep?

Omo we nor dey do that one o except i go work and sweat a lot

Na so I carry my babe come my place that year but na me and my friend dey stay..so my friend no gree sleep for ground, so for night when me and my babe dey nack she no fight even moan or shout..na so she dey do hmm, hmm, she dey use hand cover her mouth like say she want talk abomination..the next morning I give her transport she no collect cos she dey vex say she no fit express herself..the next evening she book hotel room for us, no go try the nacking that night oh. Na so she dey scream like who dem dey deliver from ogbanje,after the sex she said thank you daddy.....na that girl advise me to do yahoo that year..Faith i will never forget you..

Deo** that year for House… I wish she’s seeing this and laughing now cause, Omo😂😂😂, I never knew I could cry that day sha…😂 like mo sunkun proper😂

Freshfish4:
I once had this girlfriend that sometimes when I open my eyes In the middle of the night, I see her staring at me, and when I ask her if she's ok, she will answer - I'm just admiring you.

I was no longer comfortable with her spending the night with me before she go kill me.

Had to cause trouble so we could break up and it worked. Never went back to beg her

If that thing happen to me more than once omo I go japa that night

MOJ584:
Thats it !!!

Hopeless children of Lord Lugard! Una no dey disappoint! In less than 24hours, the smelly shit wey una head boy poo on the Constitution has been forgotten as if nothing happened & life returns to normal almost immediately.

A country of over 200 Million idiots whose destinies are being tossed up & down on a chess board by less than 1000 unrepentant Lunatics!

Millions of very bright graduates whose contemporaries are re writing the story of their various countries here in Europe while una dey busy always online fighting yourselves in defensive of the less than 1000 Lunatics who have made your lives minerale

Shame! Shame! & shame! on you all !!!

Take your drugs and sleep. The psychiatric hospitals are full

See comments on the front page. Smh. Mtchew. And these ones will want decent girls and girls to marry. Mtchew.

Well, I don't think I've had any weird sleepover but I accommodated a guy. I was looking for a small knife 🔪 I bought and couldn't find it. It wasn't until he left my place that I saw it either on the bed he slept on or the beside the bed. Weird, right?

Things did cross my mind but I think it was just nothing.

My babe for hnd 1 came to sleep over the girl na virgin and I don try disvirgin her, I no see her disvirgin even she want make I disvirgin her

So later everybody just sleep I just dey here tap for my body when I wakeup my babe say she won pee as I say make I open door bro my babe don already run am for body, taaaaaaaa shame catch me and na my nikka she wear sleep, in the morning she carry am won wash am befoer she go I just told her make she no worry

Although today she has one child with me, we av no do the right thing but praying to God to pay very soon and do the right now.

Bahamas95:
Some years ago I accompanied my friend to visit his girlfriend in her hostel one evening and ended up spending the night there. We didn't plan to sleepover but cultists raided in the street about 30minutes before we came in and police were stationed at strategic places looking for boys to arrest.

We manoeuvred our way till we got to her house and met two other girls there. (Her younger sister and friend) There was this chemistry between her friend and I but I was too shy to express myself because it's my first time seeing her. As we were gisting that evening my friend's girlfriend jokingly told me that her friend is crushing on me but I laughed it off. When it was bedtime my guy was in bed with his girl and I was on the rug with the 2girls. Thought were just running through my mind if she would allow me have my way later in the night because she was sleeping beside me.

I don't know how I slept off after waiting and later woke up and noticed she was very close to me. I wrapped my arm round her waist and she just moved seductively and I didn't need a prophet or babalawo to tell me she wanted more. To cut a long story short I started giving it to her in spooning position.

She started moaning and I tried to silent her but she was still making the funny sound. I heard my guy's girlfriend whispering to my guy saying "he's fvcking my sister". My guy started laughing, she attempted to confirm what she was thinking by switching on her phone torchlight but my friend stopped her.

In my mind I was like "nor be your sister I dey fvck na" . About 20minutes after we finished a girl got up to urinate and switched on torch. ...I just fvcked the wrong banny.

There was no way I could differentiate between the girls because they got similar stature, the only difference is their colour........Till today I'm still wondering what happened that night, it's like both of them intentionally switched position.

this ur story switch ooo expecially when she said (she s fuckin my sister )

Zonefree:
A virgin wanted to commit suicide because of blówjob?

Just imagine that kind lie

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Sonofgod1990:
You fit Link me up with the babe make i ¹¹Nyash her

Ziggy02:
This happened to me way back in school too,,,I was lucky there was couple of cold 🥶 pure water at home..,we pour water tire e no stop 🛑 las las she tell me make I slide long man in 😁,,na so we take enjoy the night

All is well that ends well once long man is happy after a good meal

Invited her to my house and at the middle of the night, she woke up only to be shouting my head my head my head b4 I could ask her what is the matter, na my heart my heart.... I froze to death.... It was later I understand she has low BP issue.... No be small mata ooo

MOJ584:
Thats it !!!

Hopeless children of Lord Lugard! Una no dey disappoint! In less than 24hours, the smelly shit wey una head boy poo on the Constitution has been forgotten as if nothing happened & life returns to normal almost immediately.

A country of over 200 Million idiots whose destinies are being tossed up & down on a chess board by less than 1000 unrepentant Lunatics!

Millions of very bright graduates whose contemporaries are re writing the story of their various countries here in Europe while una dey busy always online fighting yourselves in defensive of the less than 1000 Lunatics who have made your lives minerale

Shame! Shame! & shame! on you all !!!

👍 You spoke well

In my third year in the uni, then I was 21, I had a guy that was really crushing on me. Due to my naivety, I never obliged. One day, he invited me to his lodge just to know his place. He served me food which I refused cos I don't eat at people's homes. After discussing for some time, guy just climbed me and started trying to remove my undies. Hmmm. It was a nightmare. Thank God shaaa

Bro I had a girlfriend like that too, her name is Joy.
Abi na she?

smartlad:
Mine is simple, she said no doggy because it gives her waist pain nd i said if its not doggy it gives me waist pain too. Na so we both slept without doing anything

CaptainFM1:
Every battle is potently laden with obstacles and risks. Winners emerge in them all!

dey play. Your winner mentality go land you for trouble one day. Wisdom is winning the war and not necessarily the battle