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Re: Please Explain These Adam And Eve Non Sequiturs by DaddyCoool(op): 6:04pm On Mar 31, 2025
FiveFootNinja:
By the way, since you believe the universe is SOOOO illogical, then can you explain how we're having this conversation at this very moment? Or better yet, can you tell us how quantum computers were built or how quantum field theory was developed?
AT CORE (tiniest particles which make up everything) the universe is ILLOGICAL (does not make sense nor follow predictable pattern - from our macro perspective!)
Re: Please Explain These Adam And Eve Non Sequiturs by DaddyCoool(op):
LordReed:
Yes so turn water to wine, lets have a party. LoLz.
This one is obsessed with turning water into wine. You must be an alcoholic of sorts. No wonder!😆
Re: Please Explain These Adam And Eve Non Sequiturs by DaddyCoool(op): 6:05pm On Mar 31, 2025
LordReed:
2023 is not a long time. I'm seriously thinking this is another moniker of PoliteActivist. This is how insane that one is too.
Whatever floats your boat. I'm not the one making a fool of myself
Re: Please Explain These Adam And Eve Non Sequiturs by DaddyCoool(op): 6:07pm On Mar 31, 2025
sonmvayina:
Well, it is about her and her son. Most apparitions are usually her.
It's all paganism.
All other denomination are also being mislead.
Yet they invented him. See how you're not making any sense?
Re: Please Explain These Adam And Eve Non Sequiturs by MaxInDHouse(m): 6:11pm On Mar 31, 2025
delkuf:
is it every time Jesus suspended his brain or when he have important things to choose
For the benefit of interested followers!

After Jesus' baptism as a man God's Holy Spirit led him into the wilderness and for the next forty days he was with the spirit of God but after the days were ended another spirit began talking to Jesus:

“If you are a son of God, tell these stones to become loaves of bread.”

At that Jesus responded:

“It is written: ‘Man must live, not on bread alone, but on every word that comes from Jehovah’s mouth.’”

Again this spirit took him to a high place and said to Jesus:

“If you are a son of God, throw yourself down, for it is written: ‘He will give his angels a command concerning you,’ and, ‘They will carry you on their hands, so that you may not strike your foot against a stone.’”

At that Jesus responded:

“Again it is written: ‘You must not put Jehovah your God to the test."

At last this spirit showed him all the Kingdoms of the world and their glory then said to Jesus:

“All these things I will give you if you fall down and do an act of worship to me.”

Finally Jesus got the clear picture of the spirit that is now talking to him so he responded:

“Go away, Satan! For it is written: ‘It is Jehovah your God you must worship, and it is to him alone you must render sacred service.’”

Now answer your own question:

At such a moment is Jesus following instructions or using his brain to discern the difference between the two spirits that had been talking to him?

Remember both spoke to him one immediately after the other. smiley
Re: Please Explain These Adam And Eve Non Sequiturs by DaddyCoool(op): 6:13pm On Mar 31, 2025
sonmvayina:
Jesus is fiction. The earlier you know this, the better for you.
Every culture have their own creation myth. The stories are all lies, but the messages are the same.
Man = God's spirit+ body from the earth.
You can't actually read the NT and Bible in general and think Jesus is fiction. Impossible. People that produced such profound teachings would produce other works. Where are they? Plus Jesus is alive in people's lives today, and the only name demons fear in spiritual warfare. Explain that
Re: Please Explain These Adam And Eve Non Sequiturs by Gabrielshow24: 6:14pm On Mar 31, 2025
MaxInDHouse:
Now you are talking!
This means whatever he wants to do with his brain should be things that's not related to the worship of the true God but once it has to do with pure worship Jesus suspends the use of his brain and focus on instructions from his father.
The same goes with his Apostles and that is what they passed on to other disciples so that they can all have the same line of thought just as the father is pleased:

“I make request, not concerning these only, but also concerning those putting faith in me through their word, so that they may all be one, just as you, Father, are in union with me and I am in union with you, that they also may be in union with us, so that the world may believe that you sent me. I have given them the glory that you have given me, in order that they may be one just as we are one.  I in union with them and you in union with me, in order that they may be perfected into one, so that the world may know that you sent me and that you loved them just as you loved me. John 17:20-23

Now I urge you, brothers, through the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that you should all speak in agreement and that there should be no divisions among you, but that you may be completely united in the same mind and in the same line of thought. 1Corinthans 1:10

Only Jehovah's Witnesses organization follow this pattern the rest of you people are Satan's agents each forming his own doctrine using it as criteria to set standards that's why you people keeps on contradicting one another and none of you can present any church that's practicing what he or she is saying. wink
You are part of the problem sect of Christianity.
Where you advocate total suspension of "God's wisdom within man" 🤧

Why then do you pray for wisdom?
What then is the need of praying for wisdom?

You make wisdom and faith sound contrary 🤕!!!

While it's not.
Wisdom was supposed to stem from the belief in God!

Jesus, like you claimed in another thread, is the "wisdom of God"!!!

Hence it will be an insult for you say that God suspended his brain🤨!!!

Well, am not surprised, your jelly bean god has always been a fool!!!

With God, your faith and "wisdom in God" are meant to guide you through it all.

Hence a true christian doesn't suspend his brain but learns to see things in his Father's view.
Acknowledging that the Father has seen something that he hasn't seen and in due time he will understand the implications of such.

Thus the first paramount criteria is belief in God followed by serving Him with your all.
Your brain included!!!
That's why God didn't advise Moses but enlisted Jethro to tell him!!!

Stop with this pathetic JW propaganda!!!
We all can see through this lies!
Re: Please Explain These Adam And Eve Non Sequiturs by MaxInDHouse(m): 6:17pm On Mar 31, 2025
Gabrielshow24:
You are part of the problem sect of Christianity.
Stop lying to your own soul! cheesy

I am one of Jehovah's Witnesses the one and only group having the same line of thought regarding pure worship.

Can you mention yours if truly you people know what you're doing? cheesy
Re: Please Explain These Adam And Eve Non Sequiturs by Gabrielshow24: 6:18pm On Mar 31, 2025
DaddyCoool:
You can't actually read the NT and Bible in general and think Jesus is fiction. Impossible. People that produced such profound teachings would produce other works. Where are they? Plus Jesus is alive in people's lives today, and the only name demons fear in spiritual warfare. Explain that
Leave the fool!
Jesus is scholarly agreed to be real!!!

Only fools hold onto conspiracy theories such as Roman invention of Jesus, when there are plethora of proof against that.

He just wants to continue in his delusion!
Let him be, these are the kind of people that the "great delusion" is cast over!!!

When Jesus is ready, if he wills👀, he will save him.
If not leave him to his Delusions!!!🤧
Re: Please Explain These Adam And Eve Non Sequiturs by tctrills: 6:24pm On Mar 31, 2025
MaxInDHouse:
According to Jesus he has no wisdom it's because of his godly fear that made him wise:

The fear of Jehovah is the beginning of wisdom, And knowledge of the Most Holy One is understanding. Proverbs 9:10

That's why he SUSPENDED THE USE OF HIS BRAIN only to stick to the instructions from his father:

I cannot do a single thing of my own initiative. Just as I hear, I judge, and my judgment is righteous because I seek, not my own will, but the will of him who sent me. John 5:30

Do you know why only Jehovah's Witnesses are able to fulfill what God said at Isaiah 2:2-4?

Well it's because we all suspended the use of our brains and stick to God's word but since you people are making use of your brains please present your church and what they have achieved after all you are calling "Jesus" today due to his achievements! cheesy
No my boy, it's according to JW that Jesus has no wisdom. You read from your Bible that he is filled with wisdom. Again do we believe the JW or do we believe the scriptures.
Now to another topic, if you say Jesus Christ has no wisdom, what about your governing body? They created your religion, I guess they are so filled with heavenly wisdom.
Finally, do you realize that you quoted 3 verses and none remotely indicated the nonsense you are saying.
You claim that Jesus Christ had no wisdom and
He suspended the use of his brain. You guys have no limit to how low you can go.
Re: Please Explain These Adam And Eve Non Sequiturs by MaxInDHouse(m): 6:30pm On Mar 31, 2025
tctrills:
No my boy, it's according to JW that Jesus has no wisdom. You read from your Bible that he is filled with wisdom. Again do we believe the JW or do we believe the scriptures.
Now to another topic, if you say Jesus Christ has no wisdom, what about your governing body? They created your religion, I guess they are so filled with heavenly wisdom.
Finally, do you realize that you quoted 3 verses and none remotely indicated the nonsense you are saying.
You claim that Jesus Christ had no wisdom and
He suspended the use of his brain. You guys have no limit to how low you can go.
If you believe God's word contradicts i'm right no matter what i say! cheesy
Re: Please Explain These Adam And Eve Non Sequiturs by Gabrielshow24: 6:35pm On Mar 31, 2025
MaxInDHouse:
Stop lying to your own soul! cheesy

I am one of Jehovah's Witnesses the one and only group having the same line of thought regarding pure worship.

Can you mention yours if truly you people know what you're doing? cheesy
They talk A, you say B.

Your incoherency is just like a baby's babble which I am certain is more intelligible than your allusions!!!
Re: Please Explain These Adam And Eve Non Sequiturs by MaxInDHouse(m): 6:41pm On Mar 31, 2025
Gabrielshow24:
They talk A, you say B.

Your incoherency is just like a baby's babble which I am certain is more intelligible than your allusions!!!
Jesus prayed for his true disciples to be one in thought {John 17:22} and they are working towards this! 1Corinthans 1:10

Today you want to claim Jesus' prayer was not answered but i believe it has in the midst of Jehovah's Witnesses.

So if you are of the opinion that Jesus' prayer was answered please present a group that is as united as Jehovah's Witnesses because it's obvious that all others are Satan's agents! cheesy
Re: Please Explain These Adam And Eve Non Sequiturs by LordReed(m): 6:52pm On Mar 31, 2025
DaddyCoool:
This one is obsessed with turning wine into water. You must be an alcoholic of sorts. No wonder!😆
LoLz. Come and repeat the magic now.
DaddyCoool:
Magic is everywhere around you but you don't know how to access it. Infact the whole universe is magic
If you somehow totally believe something has happened the universe will make it happen!
As Christ said, if you have faith enough, you will tell a mountain to move and the universe will make it do just that. It's all magic
Just tell water to turn to wine. Or your magic don finish? Bwahahahahaha!
Re: Please Explain These Adam And Eve Non Sequiturs by Gabrielshow24: 6:53pm On Mar 31, 2025
MaxInDHouse:
Jesus prayed for his true disciples to be one in thought {John 17:22} and they are working towards this! 1Corinthans 1:10

Today you want to claim Jesus' prayer was not answered but i believe it has in the midst of Jehovah's Witnesses.

So if you are of the opinion that Jesus' prayer was answered please present a group that is has united as Jehovah's Witnesses because it's obvious that all others are Satan's agents! cheesy
You can't use "oneness" as a criteria for Jesus' group🤦🏾‍♂️.

By your standard, Islam should be clear winner!

Over 1.2billion believe themselves to be followers of Jesus!!!

Trying to justify their actions based on Jesus' words.

Now to circle back to your 'riddukulus'👀 claim. Each denominational group believe in their own ideals, their sizes ranging from thousands to millions!!!

Hence by your definition they are also 'one' with God!

Some even have better 'works' than both you and your family!!!

The core aspect of Truth goes beyond "works" even the magicians of pharaoh could replicate some of the Lord's wonders!!!🤨

The truth can't self contradict! — coherent in nature.
The truth has its own boundaries except you are making an absolute truth which applies to all—that's why we have logical 'accidents'.

Using this two we see that most of your doctrines are not well thought out!

They instantly fail and do not pass these laws along with biblical absolute truths!!!

Thus from the bible alone, irrespective of your allusions you are very much condemned.

You are now relying on spinning web of lies that will make Charlotte die of envy!

Likewise in the same light, you can't use people as a form of truthiness!
It's very wrong.
Just because you all gather in droves doesn't mean you are in the truth!

The whole of Germany supported Hitler doesn't necessarily make his ideologies right!!!

A sane person won't take your 'argument' serious!!!

Look for better ways than using that.
Let the truth speak for itself!!!
You are always 'begging the people' which is very vague!!! 🤨
Re: Please Explain These Adam And Eve Non Sequiturs by LordReed(m): 6:55pm On Mar 31, 2025
DaddyCoool:
I think your problem is that you don't understand the meaning of the word "magic".
The quote from your fellow atheist ought give you a clue:
“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"
LoLz. Just use your mind and think to water to turn to wine. Isn't that your advanced repeatable technology that is indistinguishable from magic. Make it happen! Bwahahahahahaha!
Re: Please Explain These Adam And Eve Non Sequiturs by MaxInDHouse(m): 6:56pm On Mar 31, 2025
Gabrielshow24:
You can't use "oneness" as a criteria for Jesus' group🤦🏾‍♂️.

By your standard, Islam should be clear winner!
Do Muslims engage in wars against their fellow Muslims like Iraq and Iran both Muslim countries yet warring against themselves?

If so then their God failed to maintain oneness.

Say something else! smiley
Re: Please Explain These Adam And Eve Non Sequiturs by LordReed(m): 6:57pm On Mar 31, 2025
DaddyCoool:
Whatever floats your boat. I'm not the one making a fool of myself
LoLz. Oh you certainly are and you've done a stunningly good job of it. Bwahahahahahaha!
Re: Please Explain These Adam And Eve Non Sequiturs by Gabrielshow24: 7:03pm On Mar 31, 2025
MaxInDHouse:
Do Muslims engage in wars against their fellow Muslims like Iraq and Iran both Muslim countries yet warring against themselves?

If so then their God failed to maintain oneness.

So something else! smiley
Let me get this clear, Muhammad patented the "religion of peace"👀 while your "8 men of Chicago" patented "unity" 🤨.

We all can see the pattern!!! 😵‍💫
Re: Please Explain These Adam And Eve Non Sequiturs by MaxInDHouse(m): 7:12pm On Mar 31, 2025
Gabrielshow24:
Let me get this clear, Muhammad patented the "religion of peace"👀 while your "8 men of Chicago" patented "unity" 🤨.
We all can see the pattern!!! 😵‍💫
What is the difference between unity and peace? cheesy

Well only Jehovah's Witnesses are united {John 17:22} and have peace among us it's a quality of God's spirit! John 14:26-28 compare to Galatians 5:22
Re: Please Explain These Adam And Eve Non Sequiturs by Gabrielshow24: 7:15pm On Mar 31, 2025
MaxInDHouse:
What is the difference between unity and peace? cheesy

Well only Jehovah's Witnesses are united {John 17:22} and have peace among us it's a quality of God's spirit! John 14:26-28 compare to Galatians 5:22
It seems you don't understand sarcasm 🤨.
It might be a sign of high intelligence just like Sheldon 👀 or you are borderline inept to understanding!!!

Read it again to grab my intended message and subtle undertones!
Re: Please Explain These Adam And Eve Non Sequiturs by DaddyCoool(op): 7:18pm On Mar 31, 2025
LordReed:
LoLz. Just use your mind and think to water to turn to wine. Isn't that your advanced repeatable technology that is indistinguishable from magic. Make it happen! Bwahahahahahaha!
Go argue with placebo effect😆

(Drunkeness is a disease!😅)
Re: Please Explain These Adam And Eve Non Sequiturs by MaxInDHouse(m): 7:19pm On Mar 31, 2025
Gabrielshow24:
It seems you don't understand sarcasm 🤨.
It might be a sign of high intelligence just like Sheldon 👀 or you are borderline inept to understanding!!!
Read it again to grab my intended message and subtle undertones!
You want to curse what God has blessed but it's not working. Isaiah 5:20

So say something else! cheesy
Re: Please Explain These Adam And Eve Non Sequiturs by DaddyCoool(op): 7:23pm On Mar 31, 2025
Gabrielshow24:
Leave the fool!
Jesus is scholarly agreed to be real!!!

Only fools hold onto conspiracy theories such as Roman invention of Jesus, when there are plethora of proof against that.

He just wants to continue in his delusion!
Let him be, these are the kind of people that the "great delusion" is cast over!!!

When Jesus is ready, if he wills👀, he will save him.
If not leave him to his Delusions!!!🤧
Isn't just amazing what people would believe? Same Jesus that said the Emperor was no god at all but a lowly sinner in need of salvation like everybody else! That's the same Jesus invented by him!
Re: Please Explain These Adam And Eve Non Sequiturs by DaddyCoool(op): 7:25pm On Mar 31, 2025
LordReed:
LoLz. Oh you certainly are and you've done a stunningly good job of it. Bwahahahahahaha!
Keep on bwahaha like a lun till they come and bundle you to Yaba left😆
Re: Please Explain These Adam And Eve Non Sequiturs by DaddyCoool(op): 7:26pm On Mar 31, 2025
LordReed:
LoLz. Just use your mind and think to water to turn to wine. Isn't that your advanced repeatable technology that is indistinguishable from magic. Make it happen! Bwahahahahahaha!
Christ did just that
Re: Please Explain These Adam And Eve Non Sequiturs by Gabrielshow24: 7:28pm On Mar 31, 2025
MaxInDHouse:
You want to curse what God has blessed but it's not working. Isaiah 5:20

So say something else! cheesy
🤦🏾‍♂️How did we enter 'curses'?
Of all christians here, you and your brethren are the most dishonest!

Cornel is better than both you and Janosky!
You both are very incoherent!
You especially are showing signs that you need to be taken to a psychiatrist!!!

How did you infer 'curses' from my entire write-up, let alone the vain accusation that I was cursing you? 🤨

Did you even go to school at all?🤨
🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

Let the world know, how what I said was a curse🤣🤣🤣!

We are waiting, Mr Warden!
Re: Please Explain These Adam And Eve Non Sequiturs by MaxInDHouse(m): 7:30pm On Mar 31, 2025
Gabrielshow24:
🤦🏾‍♂️How did we enter 'curses'?
Of all christians here, you and your brethren are the most dishonest!
You are no Christians if you can't present a church where you all share the same line of thought! smiley
Re: Please Explain These Adam And Eve Non Sequiturs by tctrills: 7:33pm On Mar 31, 2025
MaxInDHouse:
If you believe God's word contradicts i'm right no matter what i say! cheesy
I believe Gods words not what you say. And definitely not what your white bosses say.
But then, question for you.
Do the JW governing body use their brain?
Or have they suspended the use of their brain.
Also, you the members, do you suspend the use of your brain?
Answer these simple questions to the world?
When did you suspend the use of your brain? Was it before or after you became a member?
Re: Please Explain These Adam And Eve Non Sequiturs by Gabrielshow24: 7:33pm On Mar 31, 2025
MaxInDHouse:
You are no Christians if you can't present a church where you all share the same line of thought! smiley
Bloody fool🤨!
Every christian can present his or her own brethren as like minded!🧐
Re: Please Explain These Adam And Eve Non Sequiturs by MaxInDHouse(m): 7:36pm On Mar 31, 2025
tctrills:
I believe Gods word.
Is contradicting yet you want to use the same thing to correct others! cheesy
Re: Please Explain These Adam And Eve Non Sequiturs by MaxInDHouse(m): 7:37pm On Mar 31, 2025
Gabrielshow24:
Bloody fool🤨!
Every christian can present his or her own brethren as like minded!
Don't cry yet please present your church because only Jehovah's Witnesses are true Christians! smiley
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