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obembet:
Imagine a you as head of the house wake up early morning and you see this beautiful pet in your living room, what will be your next move.

source: obembet

gun shot

There's no man of the house here o! I see that thing, my legs are touching the back of my head in quick succession. Na person wey dey alive dey get family. I can always have another family.

Machete -> pot -> belly.

obembet:
Evacuate your beautiful wife and kids, lock 🔐 your self with the snake and off the light and target the head, Snake no dey see for dark

Some species have heat sensors, so they can see even in the dark.

obembet:
Evacuate your beautiful wife and kids, lock 🔐 your self with the snake and off the light and target the head, Snake no dey see for dark

Shebi na human being dey see for dark abi? Some of Una go just off sense open mouth.

joromii:
Evacuate the family find better iron rod.

I remember when I was with my grandma, she went to fetch water. The snake fell from a coconut tree into the bath of water on her head. (A wider bucket is called "baff" she gently put the baff down face it to the floor. She put a heavy stone on it. Lifted a side till the snake brought its head out and she killed it. Everyone including grandpa and his friend feared that woman that day. Grandpa's friend ate the snake as we don't eat snake.

Whats the correct spelling of "baff"?

basia (in yoruba language)

shortgun:
That's a non venomous constrictor. I'll pick it up with my bare hands

Village people never change am for you.. until it bites you, your eyes go clear

joromii:
Evacuate the family find better iron rod.

Whats the correct spelling of "baff"?

Nobody go school reach that one o! That thing get spelling?

Baff = basin

joromii:
Evacuate the family find better iron rod.

I remember when I was with my grandma, she went to fetch water. The snake fell from a coconut tree into the bath of water on her head. (A wider bucket is called "baff" she gently put the baff down face it to the floor. She put a heavy stone on it. Lifted a side till the snake brought its head out and she killed it. Everyone including grandpa and his friend feared that woman that day. Grandpa's friend ate the snake as we don't eat snake.

Whats the correct spelling of "baff"?

Snake no like petrol, know this and know peace.
Just draw a circle round the snake with petrol and thank me later.

Na to rush go market buy pepper, maggi and vegetable oil suppose dey house. Not forgetting scent leaves very important

Kill it off course 💪

Issokay, ojo iku re de nu… you wan dey use head of blank Mamba scratch nose

shortgun:
That's a non venomous constrictor. I'll pick it up with my bare hands

NA Free meat be dat oooo

Make sure everyone leaves the house safely. Set them up in a hotel room.

Engage some local boys/men to kill the snake. Pay them.

I won't gamble with my life or that of my family members.

shortgun:
That's a non venomous constrictor. I'll pick it up with my bare hands

It’s looks venomous


Triangular head and cat eyes

obembet:
Imagine a you as head of the house wake up early morning and you see this beautiful pet in your living room, what will be your next move.

source: obembet

I will use Gun

obembet:
Evacuate your beautiful wife and kids, lock 🔐 your self with the snake and off the light and target the head, Snake no dey see for dark

obembet:
Evacuate your beautiful wife and kids, lock 🔐 your self with the snake and off the light and target the head, Snake no dey see for dark

You must be a serpentine agent

Kill it with long wood on the head then garnish it before it will now pass my oesophagus to my stomach

ImoleNaija:
But the smell is enough to trigger its survival instinct.

it will take time for the fumes and smell to spread. by that time, you should have placed it inside and shut the door.

obembet:
Evacuate your beautiful wife and kids, lock 🔐 your self with the snake and off the light and target the head, Snake no dey see for dark

Lock yourself and snake?

I hope you wrote your will before that show?

franvincoop:
Snake no like petrol, know this and know peace.
Just draw a circle round the snake with petrol and thank me later.

Same with kerosene. Pour it kerosene, it will be weak then kill it.

I've killed a fast snake before using exact method but I hate snakes.

Once killed, bury the head separate from the body. I think there's a superstition that backs it up.

Off light Ke,when it bites your yansh, you will put on the light and run away

obembet:
Evacuate your beautiful wife and kids, lock 🔐 your self with the snake and off the light and target the head, Snake no dey see for dark

Main question is what can one take if bitten by a snake.

Example chop plenty onions if bitten by a scorpion.
I've confirmed it, what of snakes?

To catch it with my hands na.

Dogalmighty17:
There's no man of the house here o! I see that thing, my legs are touching the back of my head in quick succession. Na person wey dey alive dey get family. I can always have another family.

Seriously? This must be a joke.

DeeScan:
Ask KINGCOLd
JACEBLAZE
And the rest of the south African to come drag their family out my house..

Cheap bait, not interested

shortgun:
That's a non venomous constrictor. I'll pick it up with my bare hands

Non venomous? I guess you're joking.


Merely looking at that snake you don't need a prophet or babalawo to tell you that's a killer right there.

Na to kasongo the protein