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JAMB will brag how they generate 300billion for federal government

PresidObi:
Good man, I know only you have enough conscience to state the obvious. A young Nigerian girl was abducted in Lagos by unknown persons because of this JAMB inefficiency. Thank God she was found safely.

Attached is the exam notice slip stating clearly that the exam will hold by 6.30 am.

This is the president we voted for, a man with empathy, a man with vision, a man that loves everyone and can give us the best of governance.

God bless you more, Peter Obi.

How many universities did he establish as governor of Anambra State? What is the name of his private university?

Judolisco:
I knw but a country like Nigeria with 200million people... What are the better ways? Obi is jst being petty... Sch resumes by 7:30 in Abuja... And the school bus is at your house around 7am...so d child must have been ready for sch around 6:30....so I don't know what obi is blabbing about... No be everything dem dey chuk mouth....

Is JAMB written in only Abuja? The level of security you have in FCT, is it same in Borno or Ajegunle or Ore?

If it is safe to move around "Abuja" that early, is it safe every where else in the country?

This is the problem with Nigeria, so long as it doesn't affect you negatively, others can go to hell.

If you didn't experience it, then the other person is lying

chinchum:
one of the annoying unintelligent criticism. He really masks his shallowness to the naive folks. It doesn't take me long to spot such lack of depth individuals. Withing 25 years, number of Nigerias university has increased from 45 to over 220. Overwhelming majority of Nigerians have no direct connection with university education

this man PO is deluded, a pathological liar...always branding false figures to mislead uninformed people.

lexy2014:
If he made a point like a father should, what is the politicise that he polticised?

There's every problem bringing Indonesia into the matter. It's politicization.
Just condemn Jamb's stupidity. Offer alternative process for them and full stop.

How can an old man like that be chasing that level of clout?

therealMcCain:
Is JAMB written in only Abuja? The level of security you have in FCT, is it same in Borno or Ajegunle or Ore?

If it is safe to move around "Abuja" that early, is it safe every where else in the country?

This is the problem with Nigeria, so long as it doesn't affect you negatively, others can go to hell.

If you didn't experience it, then the other person is lying

some of una no even dey understand something.... I said if children can wake up 6:30 and come out 7am to wait for sch bus, not only in Abuja, why should it be a problem for teenagers to get to venue for verification around that same time, you said Insecurity, toor make we no dey comut again now, make everybody sit down for house because no where is safe

Jamb lacks common sense.

WriterX:
You're embarrassing yourself badly, and I’ll explain with facts:

1. First, comparing students writing exams to families at an embassy chasing visas shows you completely miss the point.


Embassies operate on limited slots for international travel.

National exam bodies, like JAMB, control their own structure — they set the rules, allocate centers, schedule times.
CBT exams are organized by us, for us.
If Nigerian children suffer there, it’s pure wickedness and incompetence, not inevitability.


Nobody is forced to line up for hours in functional countries for an internal university exam.
Stop defending the indefensible.


2. Second, you still don't understand what progress is:

CBT and CCTV by themselves are tools.

Progress is not about importing technology; it's about human-centered system design.

India runs CBT for over 20 million students yearly (JEE Mains, NEET), but students are assigned staggered times, verified BEFORE exam day, and NO ONE stands outside for hours.


Your thinking is colonial:
"As long as it looks modern, it must be progress."
Rubbish.

If you install an ATM in a desert where people queue under the sun for days to withdraw cash — is that progress? No. That’s stupidity with computers.


3. Third, returning schools to missionaries IS recognized globally as best practice.



UNICEF, World Bank, and UNESCO reports advocate for public-private partnerships in education — including returning mismanaged schools to original owners who can run them efficiently, with government support.

Peter Obi’s model was even studied at policy summits in Nigeria.
(Source: UNICEF Nigeria Education Sector Analysis 2015.)


You think you’re mocking? You’re exposing your ignorance.


4. Fourth, dragging Theodore Orji into this is laughable.
Yes, Abia ranked well — because even accidental good outcomes can happen when states follow minimum standards.
But governance is more than exam results:

Obi left behind $500 million (cash and investment) for Anambra.

Theodore Orji left behind piles of unpaid salaries, debt, and decay.


Don’t compare a Ferrari to a danfo bus just because both move.


5. Fifth, you brought up local government elections to deflect because you lost the education argument.


Reality check:

99.99999% of Nigerian governors (across all parties) manipulate local elections.

JAMB problems, CBT mismanagement, and children fainting at centers are happening TODAY under the Federal Government — the people constitutionally in charge of education policy at that level.


Your obsession with Obi cannot wash off the criminal wickedness Nigerian children are facing RIGHT NOW.

Meanwhile on the front page : jamb candidate escapes ghastly accident.

https://www.nairaland.com/8410167/jamb-candidate-survives-ghastly-keke

my thinking is colonial yet u see no problem with govs manipulating elections.... Because I disagree with obi now makes me obsessed? U think I'm like you that swallows everything a politician said hook, line and sinker?

I said what did obi do differently in education-u said its a federal responsibility, I said fine.
Local government elections is a state responsibility :what did obi do differently that Malaysia could copy from, you said 99% of governors rig elections.....
So u see that you guys will go to any lengths to defend politicians even if they're saying absolutely rubbish

[quote author=haybhi1 post=135151041]obviously, you lack knowledge on how things work, but I'll try to cure some of it.

1. I agree that they should have kept quiet because Obi has always shown his ignnorrance and slowness by talking before researching.
2. A. If you must study abroad as a Nigerian, it's absolutely impossible without a WAEC. B. Foreigners study here without JAMB too, just WAEC. They are littered in our universities. (P.S. you prolly didn't pass WAEC so bereft on the idea of its importance).
3. You're the only one not thinking, alonside your crass ignnorannce. Every country has its regulating bodies for examination and there are exams you must be in the country to do, e.g. USMLE III. One of the inefficacy or laxity in exam regulations is why you see UK lamenting of the frauud in Nursing exams on FP the other day.
4. JAMB might have been too difficult for you to pass because you sound far from a brillllliannt human, but it's definitely not frrauud. It's the only pre-university exam, indeed, in Nigeria that's not aduultterated. Na either your braaiin or luck. Unlike WAEC, JAMB has no special centres, so ollooddos like you have to study hard, lest you prefer to keep lamennting.
5. Nigeria isn't wastting youth. That's a liiee.
6. The best way to strengthen our pre-university education system must always include strengthening JAMB with more exam centres, so students don't have to travel too far.

So Paul, think and research before talking online, not everyone is as shortssighhted, man.[/quote

Everyone quoting you said you are dumb. You didn't make any effort to disprove them.
Congratulations

BondRiv:
Obi is always hasty and desperate for attention. Often delving into matters with little knowledge about them.

What sort of knowledge do you need to know it's dangerous posting children far away from home to write jamb and recklessly criminal to ask them to start whatever clearance by 6:30am?

To you that needs Isaac Newton kind of thinking of mere common sense that's obviously lacking in jamb and now you...

It's now a reoccurring issue, and jamb seems not to care, maybe with incessant SM noise, jamb will amend their ways.
I remember taking my kid sis out around 4.30am in ijegun to meet up with 6.30am jamb schedule at festac side when this whole CBT stuff started then.
For those claiming PPT timing is similar, that's not true, PPT commences between 9 to 10am, you need not be there for any verification ahead of time, you also have a grace period of 30mins after exam might have commenced.
People only leave early because they want to avoid hustling for mobility to centres due to crowd, some locate their centres that day also.

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haybhi1:
Always exercise your 0.2kb worth of brainn na... every exam needs you to be present sometime before it starts. I know your lack of intelligence would want to suggest they start by 12 forgetting the myriad of factors that make that uneasy—for instance, those who have to travel long distance. Besides, most major exams in the world are done in the morning and requires your presence before the exam.

You probably never wrote any professional exam your whole life though, so I won't really blame you.

Must you defend everything? Why not post candidates to the center they wished to write their exams? Why posting them to another local government? Since this exam is not scheduled for one day, why not make the accreditation time to be 7:30 and exams 9 am. They are writing for just 1hr:45 minutes. Stop defending mistakes made by institutions or government.
What did you mean that major exams all over world starts by 8 am? Is that what your research told you? Mr. Every professional exam begins by 9:30 am. Jamb is not a professional exam too. They should adjust their modus operandi.

haybhi1:
Always exercise your 0.2kb worth of brainn na... every exam needs you to be present sometime before it starts. I know your lack of intelligence would want to suggest they start by 12 forgetting the myriad of factors that make that uneasy—for instance, those who have to travel long distance. Besides, most major exams in the world are done in the morning and requires your presence before the exam.

You probably never wrote any professional exam your whole life though, so I won't really blame you.

Tell me a professional exam that requires you to be seated for clearance or exam by 6:30 am ?

haybhi1:
Always exercise your 0.2kb worth of brainn na... every exam needs you to be present sometime before it starts. I know your lack of intelligence would want to suggest they start by 12 forgetting the myriad of factors that make that uneasy—for instance, those who have to travel long distance. Besides, most major exams in the world are done in the morning and requires your presence before the exam.

You probably never wrote any professional exam your whole life though, so I won't really blame you.

Did you even read through before posting?....
Bro, u sound so scattered and empty right now!

haybhi1:
obviously, you lack knowledge on how things work, but I'll try to cure some of it.

1. I agree that they should have kept quiet because Obi has always shown his ignnorrance and slowness by talking before researching.
2. A. If you must study abroad as a Nigerian, it's absolutely impossible without a WAEC. B. Foreigners study here without JAMB too, just WAEC. They are littered in our universities. (P.S. you prolly didn't pass WAEC so bereft on the idea of its importance).
3. You're the only one not thinking, alonside your crass ignnorannce. Every country has its regulating bodies for examination and there are exams you must be in the country to do, e.g. USMLE III. One of the inefficacy or laxity in exam regulations is why you see UK lamenting of the frauud in Nursing exams on FP the other day.
4. JAMB might have been too difficult for you to pass because you sound far from a brillllliannt human, but it's definitely not frrauud. It's the only pre-university exam, indeed, in Nigeria that's not aduultterated. Na either your braaiin or luck. Unlike WAEC, JAMB has no special centres, so ollooddos like you have to study hard, lest you prefer to keep lamennting.
5. Nigeria isn't wastting youth. That's a liiee.
6. The best way to strengthen our pre-university education system must always include strengthening JAMB with more exam centres, so students don't have to travel too far.

So Paul, think and research before talking online, not everyone is as shortssighhted, man.

Just trying to understand the epistle you wrote. Are you aware some children left home about 4am? Is this the first JAMB that have been written in the nation, even in the new CBT format?

I'm not a politician, but, I love disruptive thinking and comparative analysis. This is what drew my attention to Obi the first time. If it's possible somewhere with more population, it is possible here too.

Everything from FG shouldn't be defended, on the JAMB timing, JAMB failed woefully. The timing was out of it. I have two close persons who left for JAMB 4am. Can you imagine! And you want these kids to settle down to write an exam by 8am, teens for that matter!

Akinpresident:
There's every problem bringing Indonesia into the matter. It's politicization.
Just condemn Jamb's stupidity. Offer alternative process for them and full stop.

How can an old man like that be chasing that level of clout?

How is bringing Indonesia into the discussion amount to politicisation?

Can you tell me what exactly he said about Indonesia?

He also mentioned UNESCO. Is that politicisation?

Judolisco:
my thinking is colonial yet u see no problem with govs manipulating elections.... Because I disagree with obi now makes me obsessed? U think I'm like you that swallows everything a politician said hook, line and sinker?

I said what did obi do differently in education-u said its a federal responsibility, I said fine.
Local government elections is a state responsibility :what did obi do differently that Malaysia could copy from, you said 99% of governors rig elections.....
So u see that you guys will go to any lengths to defend politicians even if they're saying absolutely rubbish

this discussion ended yesterday when you failed to give me a corresponding amswer in time..remember what I said about wisdom?it is knowing when and to whom to speak with at all time..Guy go rest your case. You have nothing to say. Don't bother quoting me.

Judolisco:
I knw but a country like Nigeria with 200million people... What are the better ways? Obi is jst being petty... Sch resumes by 7:30 in Abuja... And the school bus is at your house around 7am...so d child must have been ready for sch around 6:30....so I don't know what obi is blabbing about... No be everything dem dey chuk mouth....

If you don't talk some other person will talk what seems right in ur eyes may be wrong in other people's eyes.
We take things for granted.
That is school not an examination that you need to travel some kilometers before you get to examination centre.
Why not do all the verifications online.
Why don't they create more examination centre that is close to the student environment.
They don't want to spend money by employing more hands but they are ready to steal more money.
What does it takes to create more examination centers and employ people to work for them .
Even if it is contract staff.

My brother no excuse for all these. They jamb body make more money every year what do they use it for
Think bro

WriterX:
this discussion ended yesterday when you failed to give me a corresponding amswer in time..remember what I said about wisdom?it is knowing when and to whom to speak with at all time..Guy go rest your case. You have nothing to say. Don't bother quoting me.

u lost the argument when u said cbt and cctv cameras ain't progress.... But obi rigging election is considered normal in dis clime

AMI3:
If you don't talk some other person will talk what seems right in ur eyes may be wrong in other people's eyes.
We take things for granted.
That is school not an examination that you need to travel some kilometers before you get to examination centre.
Why not do all the verifications online.
Why don't they create more examination centre that is close to the student environment.
They don't want to spend money by employing more hands but they are ready to steal more money.
What does it takes to create more examination centers and employ people to work for them .
Even if it is contract staff.

My brother no excuse for all these. They jamb body make more money every year what do they use it for
Think bro

bro abeg, when did you write jamb... If u wrote jamb btw the space of 2000-2013 or even earlier, u won't be talking like this....jamb has made alot of progress over the years

JAMB has outlived it's usefulness in Nigeria.

Judolisco:
bro abeg, when did you write jamb... If u wrote jamb btw the space of 2000-2013 or even earlier, u won't be talking like this....jamb has made alot of progress over the years

Is it CBT? My brother they can do better. I want to ask what stops them not to have enough centers? What stop them not to employ more hands.
When I wrote jamb the numbers of candidates was not much like what we are having now and the environment was very safe compare to what we are having today.

Do u want to tell me that jamb body do not have enough money to create more centers or to employ more hands for one day exercise?

Look at health center. When it is time to give polio vaccine they will employ more hands trained them and send them to different communities and they will do job the successfully

I still want to ask, what stops jamb not to create more centers since they know that they have more candidates every year?

Or why do they not collaborate with these students choice of their universities and allow them to go there and sit for their exams.

When there is money u can make proper arrangements for anything.

Don't just support these people because u feel it is APC or Tinubu regime or it is Obi that said it.

If we all can drop our political differences or do away with ethnic bias u will see that many things in this country will be perfectly done.

AMI3:
Is it CBT? My brother they can do better. I want to ask what stops them not to have enough centers? What stop them not to employ more hands.
When I wrote jamb the numbers of candidates was not much like what we are having now and the environment was very safe compare to what we are having today.

Do u want to tell me that jamb body do not have enough money to create more centers or to employ more hands for one day exercise?

Look at health center. When it is time to give polio vaccine they will employ more hands trained them and send them to different communities and they will do job the successfully

I still want to ask, what stops jamb not to create more centers since they know that they have more candidates every year?

Or why do they not collaborate with these students choice of their universities and allow them to go there and sit for their exams.

When there is money u can make proper arrangements for anything.

Don't just support these people because u feel it is APC or Tinubu regime or it is Obi that said it.

If we all can drop our political differences or do away with ethnic bias u will see that many things in this country will be perfectly done.

I'm not supporting anybody here bro.... I'm saying obi is being petty for someone who didn't build a single sch in anambra..... He is part of d problem we are facing today.... No past governor in Nigeria has the moral standing to bad about any institution, especially jamb that has made significant progress over the years... They now even use NIN for registration

Which kind of reply is JAMB giving? I do not understand. Is this verification that starts at 6:30 am not part of the examination process?

Judolisco:
I'm not supporting anybody here bro.... I'm saying obi is being petty for someone who didn't build a single sch in anambra..... He is part of d problem we are facing today.... No past governor in Nigeria has the moral standing to bad about any institution, especially jamb that has made significant progress over the years... They now even use NIN for registration

Building a school and jamb not to have enough centers is not adding up.

Talking about building a school by Obi, did renovates the dilapidated schools he made on ground?

The primary thing any instructions suppose to do is to think about the safety of the applicants.

For Obi to call them is a good thing believe u me next jamb sitting the body will thing of the safety of their candidate.

Whether he build a school or not Obi has said something which of beneficial to a common man.

U said he should have build schools when there are a lot of dilapidated schools around the state where is that maintenance culture in us.

I will say this, forget the messenger but take the message and weigh it if the value of it worth u take if it doesn't u can trash it.

haybhi1:
May God bless you. It's because their personal saviour Obi has voiced it, that's why they're fum.ing.

Olodo!!! Olodo!! Olodo!
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The person in charge of that handle needs a raise in salary, he/she is different from all handlers of public social media accounts since this apc regime.

[quote author=Ebuka78 post=135162119]Go to the person's profile, stroll down you will see a block box, click it and press block, page will reload and

You won't see the person's comments again for two weeks [/quote


Lol thanks, just for two weeks?

Why not forever, anyway is better than non.

PresidObi:
Please send a JAMB notification slip here and let me show you what you dont know. Dont argue blindly.

This is NOT a blind argument sir. The slip DOES NOT say that Exams start by 6:30am.

What the slip implies is that the center is open by 6:30 am. THERE IS NOWHERE IN THE COUNTRY WHERE the EXAMS STARTED BY 6:30am. If u have proof to counter this, PLEASE indicate with the Name of the center, it's Contact, Address and (if possible) the name of the owner of the center. You may also approach and JAMB office in your state to report this. The BOARD will take immediate ACTION. Thank you.