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Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by nlfpmod(mod): 3:15pm On Jun 15, 2025

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73LspdTrhYw

Okay, people are genuinely confused why members of the US army can't actually march in unison like the Russians or the North Koreans.

The reason why is because all these soldiers have real jobs in the military and nobody (beyond ceremonial units) ever does any marching once out of basic training and their tech school.

These soldiers spend their days doing important work to defend our nation. They don't ever practice marching. Trump demanded they all stop being productive at their jobs to waste time and taxpayer money to march in a parade for his amusement.


After engaging with US Army veterans in the comments, I think I might have to issue a correction here. These guys do/should know how to march and could have if they wanted to. They probably just didn't care about this parade at all and put in zero effort.

Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by GlobalWay: 3:24pm On Jun 15, 2025
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Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by ATEAMS: 3:25pm On Jun 15, 2025
Words are free ..

It's crazy how it predicted
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by 1899Milan: 3:25pm On Jun 15, 2025
You cannot be celebrating such significant milestone and just come nonchalant....give onlookers something to remember, something to mull.

Strongest military wey no fit cover all grounds... huh
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by Emma09(m): 3:25pm On Jun 15, 2025
Lol. I observed it too when I was watching the Parade yesterday.
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by Mobsync(m): 3:25pm On Jun 15, 2025
That is a very lame excuse. Marching is a military tradition and proof of fitness. Even the British and the French can march, so don't make it seem like this is about Russia, China, and North Korea.

If anything, America's inability to march indicates their lack of cohesion and fitness. Marching takes serious effort and if you're not healthy, you cannot do it.

The US army, as a rule, takes anyone, even those who are not physically and mentally okay, since they're always having a shortage of soldiers. Plus America is a very unhealthy nation overall. They eat lots of junks.
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by andrenz: 3:25pm On Jun 15, 2025
Ok, let's march..................
Yes,
An
I will march
Match
Mash
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by datola: 3:25pm On Jun 15, 2025
U S of A is world's greatest in country whether any one likes it or not.
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by Mko123(m): 3:25pm On Jun 15, 2025
40 character completed
40 character completed
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by Drsnives(m): 3:25pm On Jun 15, 2025
God help America in face of war..
What am I seeing so?
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by Ttipsy(f): 3:26pm On Jun 15, 2025
No military match more than Nigeria army!
lol
They match with all their strength especially
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by EdiskyHarry: 3:26pm On Jun 15, 2025
Funny 🤣🤣🤣
This is not a ceremonial parade compared to what we saw previously during the Russian world war 2 victory day parade.
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by Obankulu(m): 3:26pm On Jun 15, 2025
They are still the best military outfit in the world. Will finish Nigeria in minutes.
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by JuanDeDios: 3:27pm On Jun 15, 2025
[quote author=nlfpmod post=135758372]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73LspdTrhYw



at "put in zero effort". Well, they have an emperor now. Get used to it, guys.
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by NothingDoMe: 3:27pm On Jun 15, 2025
Basically they are a practical army and not a ceremonial one. 😅
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by Esthered:
What's the essence of a parade?.............
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by JuanDeDios: 3:28pm On Jun 15, 2025
Mobsync:
That is a very lame excuse. Marching is a military tradition. Even the British and the French can march, so don't make it seem like this is about Russia, China, and North Korea.

If anything, America's inability to march indicates their lack of cohesion and fitness. Marching takes serious efforts and if you're not healthy, you cannot do it. The US army, as a rule, takes anyone, even those who are not okay. Plus America is a very unhealthy nation overall. They eat lots of junks.
So why do you think they can't march? Do you think it makes them bad soldiers?
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by omooba05: 3:28pm On Jun 15, 2025
Nigeria army wey dey march since all this years ,what have they achieve,ordinary bandit and unknown gunmen they cant defeat.
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by owolabi5: 3:28pm On Jun 15, 2025
Okay now

Everyone with their marketing strategy

I long for the day where there will be no need for soldiers because there are No Wars grin cool
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by JuanDeDios: 3:29pm On Jun 15, 2025
Ttipsy:
No military match more than Nigeria army!
lol
They match with all their strength especially
Especially what? When they're tipsy?
.
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by JuanDeDios: 3:30pm On Jun 15, 2025
owolabi5:
Okay now

Everyone with their marketing strategy

I long for the day where there will be no need for soldiers because there are No Wars grin cool
That will be when mankind is truly civilised. Still probably one millennial away though.
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by cococandy(f): 3:30pm On Jun 15, 2025
1899Milan:
You cannot be celebrating such significant milestone and just come nonchalant....give onlookers something to remember, something to mull.

Strongest military wey no fit cover all grounds... huh
They did not care nor did they ask for this. This was all Trump
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by CJStarz: 3:30pm On Jun 15, 2025
Obankulu:
They are still the best military outfit in the world. Will finish Nigeria in minutes.
The best? Don't underrate the North Korean Army
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by Samantha125(f): 3:30pm On Jun 15, 2025
They look tired... Probably going through PTSD.
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by RaptorX: 3:31pm On Jun 15, 2025
Because they eat too much fast and processed food, give it to them they have the technological wherewithal to fight and destroy their enemies but the average American soldier or civilian are actually unfit and have very bad diet.
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by JuanDeDios:
CJStarz:
The best? Don't underrate the North Korean Army
Yeah. In marching.
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