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Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by Nobody: 4:16pm On Jun 15, 2025
The parade was a shiit show!

You could tell the military men were not digging the parade.

McDonald’s got more crowd than the attendance. 😂😂😂

Some people believe it was an indirect protest by the military. They were just so so sluggish.

TACO was so upset. Marco was even snoring. A funeral it was🤣😂🤣
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by sonofsteven: 4:22pm On Jun 15, 2025
CJStarz:
The best? Don't underrate the North Korean Army
Yet they couldn't defeat and level Ukraine

My brother, it's not about Marching, it's about the ability to win wars,you wan go dey march for warfront or war zone?

It's just for fun and amusement, real military power is the ability to defend your country and her citizens not for amusement
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by Funflipper: 4:27pm On Jun 15, 2025
TheBillyonaire:
How about accepting a fact that the American Empire is in decline?
So we thought until Isreal pulverized Iran with American bunker busting bombs wiping out army generals like flies. The s500 was nowhere to be found now they are asking for peace talks after losing their top generals. Just last month, some people thought Iran would give America a run for their money but this isreal-iran outcome shows that it is far from the case.
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by Funflipper: 4:29pm On Jun 15, 2025
CoronaVirusPro:
The parade was a shiit show!

You could tell the military men were not digging the parade.

McDonald’s got more crowd than the attendance. 😂😂😂

Some people believe it was an indirect protest by the military. They were just so so sluggish.

TACO was so upset. Marco was even snoring. A funeral it was🤣😂🤣
The failed military parade is a victory for democracy 👏.
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by RaptorX: 4:39pm On Jun 15, 2025
CoronaVirusPro:
The parade was a shiit show!

You could tell the military men were not digging the parade.

McDonald’s got more crowd than the attendance. 😂😂😂

Some people believe it was an indirect protest by the military. They were just so so sluggish.

TACO was so upset. Marco was even snoring. A funeral it was🤣😂🤣
Boring like hell, watched about 15 minutes and had enough went to do more important tasks.
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by Nobody: 4:41pm On Jun 15, 2025
RaptorX:
Boring like hell, watched about 15 minutes and had enough went to do more important tasks.
😂😂😂😂

There were more crowd wanting to exit than those at the parade 🤣😀🤣😀
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by RaptorX: 4:42pm On Jun 15, 2025
abbey621:
Spewing nonsense with confidence......You wouldn't make it out of basic training without crying not to talk of the trainings given to active combat personnel......One on one combat, I fit bet anything a marine would whoop your ass with one hand tied behind his or her back grin grin grin
So a marine is the AVERAGE American? Ode. All disputes or almost all are settled in the US with gunfire how is that fitness when nobody throws punches anymore like men normally do.
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by koboko69: 4:44pm On Jun 15, 2025
DomPerignon:
That's a lame excuse.

Every military has parade tradition even the US army does as well.

Woke nonesense has eroded all the cultural traditions in the US military so much so that the US military is more interested in gay parades and lgbtq nonesense.

You are witnessing in real time the collapse of an empire.
Somehow u had to bring it something totally irrelevant and baseless. Those guys didn't want to be there...the whole thing was a shit show.
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by Nobody: 4:57pm On Jun 15, 2025
abbey621:
Spewing nonsense with confidence......You wouldn't make it out of basic training without crying not to talk of the trainings given to active combat personnel......One on one combat, I fit bet anything a marine would whoop your ass with one hand tied behind his or her back grin grin grin
You watch too much American movies!

He should drop the gun and I will beat the shiit out of his body and soul.
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by AirBere: 5:13pm On Jun 15, 2025
Maysdevices:
All it would take some of these people that spill trash ignorantly is a 10minute mini research to compare the assets of whatever armies they argue about, yet they choose to embarrass themselves

Giving foolish opinions based on sentiments
People must make themselves feel better nah. How will people cope without talking down on America. I tell them, if it's by marching, go and try it. grin grin grin grin grin. Some are already fighting US marines online without guns. This place na comedy centrale I swrr😂 😂 😂 😂

Most of them are terrorist sympathisers and remember America don't negotiate with terrorists 😜

Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by D00msDay(m): 5:18pm On Jun 15, 2025
Mobsync:
That is a very lame excuse. Marching is a military tradition and proof of fitness. Even the British and the French can march, so don't make it seem like this is about Russia, China, and North Korea.

If anything, America's inability to march indicates their lack of cohesion and fitness. Marching takes serious effort and if you're not healthy, you cannot do it.

The US army, as a rule, takes anyone, even those who are not physically and mentally okay, since they're always having a shortage of soldiers. Plus America is a very unhealthy nation overall. They eat lots of junks.
Will matching help u if enta battle field? Will it help u in a meat grinder approach? Lol.

Marching is ceremonial and has no effect wen in an encounter.
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by ideatoprince18(m): 5:19pm On Jun 15, 2025
Mobsync:
That is a very lame excuse. Marching is a military tradition and proof of fitness. Even the British and the French can march, so don't make it seem like this is about Russia, China, and North Korea.

If anything, America's inability to march indicates their lack of cohesion and fitness. Marching takes serious effort and if you're not healthy, you cannot do it.

The US army, as a rule, takes anyone, even those who are not physically and mentally okay, since they're always having a shortage of soldiers. Plus America is a very unhealthy nation overall. They eat lots of junks.
...... U don't know what u are talking about about bro. If only u know the level of fitness the US Military undergoes, u won't talkch!t.

Like the eposter said .... Us military have different units and each units is focused on productivity of their designated task. If u want a marching unit, then u should seek one for ur sole purpose and pleasure.

Besides whats the work of marching on the battle field?
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by D00msDay(m): 5:22pm On Jun 15, 2025
CJStarz:
The best? Don't underrate the North Korean Army
North Korea keh?
Some of una ehhh grin grin
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by TheBillyonaire: 6:01pm On Jun 15, 2025
Funflipper:
So we thought until Isreal pulverized Iran with American bunker busting bombs wiping out army generals like flies. The s500 was nowhere to be found now they are asking for peace talks after losing their top generals. Just last month, some people thought Iran would give America a run for their money but this isreal-iran outcome shows that it is far from the case.
So you do not know that the American Empire is in decline?
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by kcute(m): 6:14pm On Jun 15, 2025
Mobsync:
That is a very lame excuse. Marching is a military tradition and proof of fitness. Even the British and the French can march, so don't make it seem like this is about Russia, China, and North Korea.

If anything, America's inability to march indicates their lack of cohesion and fitness. Marching takes serious effort and if you're not healthy, you cannot do it.

The US army, as a rule, takes anyone, even those who are not physically and mentally okay, since they're always having a shortage of soldiers. Plus America is a very unhealthy nation overall. They eat lots of junks.
Also a defense and attack routine in the older wars physically and psychologically.
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by DenreleDave(m): 7:01pm On Jun 15, 2025
Obankulu:
They are still the best military outfit in the world. Will finish Nigeria in minutes.
Make una dey reason we'll well ńa.

Haba crymánà
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by HOSTCOM(m): 9:01pm On Jun 15, 2025
People in charge of training should do the matching not just anyone.
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by Tolupage(m): 9:11pm On Jun 15, 2025
Mobsync:
That is a very lame excuse. Marching is a military tradition and proof of fitness. Even the British and the French can march, so don't make it seem like this is about Russia, China, and North Korea.

If anything, America's inability to march indicates their lack of cohesion and fitness. Marching takes serious effort and if you're not healthy, you cannot do it.

The US army, as a rule, takes anyone, even those who are not physically and mentally okay, since they're always having a shortage of soldiers. Plus America is a very unhealthy nation overall. They eat lots of junks.
Not a smart response. Those guys up there ain't having march past, they're just walking past, as you can see no one in the group is putting effort into the walk.

Lack of cohesion and fitnesshuh You think being the best military in the world is a title earned based on hardware?

How do you deploy troops in hundreds of thousands and get them to deliver exceptionally well without cohesion and fitness.
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by Shomek(m): 10:14pm On Jun 15, 2025
Not enough original content
Please take a moment to write a quality post with at least 40 characters.
This will make the forum more interesting for everyone.





Wetin be this 😳😂😂
Wtf 😬
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by merits(m): 10:20pm On Jun 15, 2025
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73LspdTrhYw



are not disciplined drill is discipline.
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by wengerman: 1:34am On Jun 16, 2025
They are just being functional which is good. Marching is just ceremonial.Their core purpose is to defend their country which they do best.
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by Nobody:
According to the military intelligence gleaned from a physics textbook years ago, marching in unison can set a road, esp. bridges being crossed by soldiers into forced vibrations. The bridge can collapse once the vibrations of the marchers exceed that of the bridge itself.

That's the undoing of many soldiers during World War 1 and wars prior to that. That's losing your men before a single shot is fired.
Re: Why US Soldiers Can't March In Unison by cezarman(m): 7:42am On Jun 16, 2025
Mobsync:
That is a very lame excuse. Marching is a military tradition and proof of fitness. Even the British and the French can march, so don't make it seem like this is about Russia, China, and North Korea.

If anything, America's inability to march indicates their lack of cohesion and fitness. Marching takes serious effort and if you're not healthy, you cannot do it.

The US army, as a rule, takes anyone, even those who are not physically and mentally okay, since they're always having a shortage of soldiers. Plus America is a very unhealthy nation overall. They eat lots of junks.
Does this have anything to do with bombardment of nuclear sites and killing of top Iranian officials? grin tongue
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