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pocohantas:
You guys must think we are all kids here.
Nonsense sçripted chat.

This is how we use 40 characters to respond to engagement pursuing slop.

Turn her to revenues collector! The best way to dig.

SpencerForbes:
Just imagine if you got this text from your babe in the morning. Are you going to dig or you’re going to pass?

Just turn her to FWB....she's turned to turn by turn

MissOpe:
I'm married,I don't do shit, at least for now.

Till when? .............................

nwakibie3:
Before and later nko

Added 25 words to make it 40 😂

Lol lol lol

40 characterssss....


40 Characters..

Abeg, many of you really enjoy these fiction created stories. I guess some of them are entertaining. Reminds me of the classic Nollywood films Blackberry Babes. 😄

columbus007:
Since you both digged then why disturbing the world about it

my brother I no understand again oooooooo

Lovit:
Nobody dey toast am, she is being manipulative

she wan make you buy her iPhone 12 by all means

true talk ......,.,........................................

airsaylongcome:
Apprentice “girlfriend”

Status wey you fit restrict make only the “new guy” see

God bless you ooo, same thing I was thinking ooo. Na real apprentice girlfriend.

lowkeybahdguy:
B2b midfielder don drop quote. OP use you tongue to count your teeth.

You must be a follower of Edo Baba. B2b midfielder

😂 You did? I dig 😆😂 Omo diggers and their shovels. No wahala. Let her show you screenshots of her and the guy else she's cheating.

Funniest part is that it also happened to my friend. The nigga man babe sent him a chat of another guy telling her that he can spend much on her. She told my guy that she stooped so low to date him. This was the guy that took care of her while she was sick and has been finding her on a steady. I pity people that trust their girlfriends.

Last week, I played a prank on my babe by using someone’s else pics to chat her on TikTok. She always leaves my messages unread cos of TikTok. The moment I told her I really like her and I asked her if I could ask her a question. She started narrating her life story to me. Telling me where she lives and where she’s from. Then I used told her I want to date her, she asked really?

I played along and asked if she had a boyfriend, she replied yes, somehow😂

I was reasoning if na babe wey I don Dey date Dey reply somehow. Even if she didn’t fall but the win wasn’t convincing enough. The babe just Dey find higher bidder make she monkey branch.

I confronted her and had to give her a pass for that. Some go deny you outrightly like my ex. She told a man in front of me that she doesn’t have a boyfriend that I’m her friend. Since then I stopped trusting that gender.

Zooposki:
Are you going to marry her? How long have you been dating her? Did you have the exclusivity talk with her? She is single so tell me what obligations you expect of her.

What’s the point of being in a relationship if you know you’re going to be flirting around? Just stay single and do your hookup in peace. Leave person son alone. I’ll be giving you girlfriend treatment and next thing is for you to move to higher bidder.

Na wa ooo

Dump her immediately... This genZ children are funny

SpencerForbes:
Just imagine if you got this text from your babe in the morning. Are you going to dig or you’re going to pass?

Enjoy as long as it lasts..
Because the end of this relationship is near

SpencerForbes:
What’s the point of being in a relationship if you know you’re going to be flirting around? Just stay single and do your hookup in peace. Leave person son alone. I’ll be giving you girlfriend treatment and next thing is for you to move to higher bidder.

Na wa ooo

What is your definition of being in a relationship? What is girlfriend treatment? No young single person should be in a committed relationship except both of you have agreed and set the terms of what you both want, and where you both want it to lead to.

Zooposki:
What is your definition of being in a relationship? What is girlfriend treatment? No young single person should be in a committed relationship except both of you have agreed and set the terms of what you both want, and where you both want it to lead to.

I think the same should be said when the guy starts cheating too. Maybe everyone should just be friends with benefits. Make nobody come bill me because of relationship according to your definition.

It will shock you that according to your definition, guys will gain more from your definition than ladies.

Free sex without fear of Billings. Let’s see how the ladies cope with that.

IF YOU USED MONEY TO WOO AND KEEP A GIRL.
YOU SHOULD ALSO BE READY TO LOSE HER TO A NIGGA WEALTHIER THAN YOU

victorazyvictor:
Till when? .............................

Till maybe if I'm separated or divorced from him ...

MissOpe:
Till maybe if I'm separated or divorced from him ...

please do that sharp sharp because am waiting for you

victorazyvictor:
please do that sharp sharp because am waiting for you

Hahahaha, u fit buy me I phone make your savings no summersault?

MissOpe:
Hahahaha, u fit buy me I phone make your savings no summersault?

Haba! IPhone na insult to me naa

I go buy you the whole iPhone shop.

victorazyvictor:
Haba! IPhone na insult to me naa

I go buy you the whole iPhone shop.

No dey use me play, now go away.....

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