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Na for Nigeria we dey hear all kinds of mumu superstition

What did i just read.
Are women this deliberately wicked?
Wait let mua go back and run through a second time.🙆🙆🙆🙆

Creamypie:
When she don turn 45, whether she born or not, make she come dey maintain shape for who. A woman, no matter how she put herself in shape, dey begin loose alignment, ball joint, rings and pistons go weak, same as chain and sprockets and plugz go cold

Making so much sense in a very hilarious way.
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women are worse than this. their addiction to beauty and validation can kill them and they dont even mind

Anijay1212:

What did i just read.
Are women this deliberately wicked?
Wait let mua go back and run through a second time.🙆🙆🙆🙆

She no fit born, she no get money for medical procedure, come dey sell format for the guy say she wan stay in shape.

tunapawizzy:
She no fit born, she no get money for medical procedure, come dey sell format for the guy say she wan stay in shape.

You can imagine the level of wickedness and then the stress the poor man will be going through.

Nonsense, nack that body well well make that shape scatter 😋😋

There's no need for deceit. Tell your boyfriend/fiance you don't want to have kids. There are men who are comfortable with such.

Emmaari:
Tor left for me you will go to your father's house and maintain that body you Soo much cherished and definitely not in my house

Same here. It is the height of witchcraft. Better a witch attacks me physically

Chucks13:
Oga uou have no wife.

But wait a minute didn't you date her before marrying her? Because she must have be saying this to you Iver and over but I noticed you ignore it doing love in Tokyo.

Sorry to telll you again you have just wasted your money marrying a pretending feminist who cares about her shape to pleases another man hodding in the shadow.

Young man wake up you re already on ones chance.

They are talked into it after marriage, not really before

FitCorper:
Giving birth will sure disfigure her body. Don’t pressurize her to do what she doesn’t want to do. Discreetly look for another woman run am outside.

you're not solving this problem,you're creating more, break up is the best

nawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooh

Creamypie:
When she don turn 45, whether she born or not, make she come dey maintain shape for who. A woman, no matter how she put herself in shape, dey begin loose alignment, ball joint, rings and pistons go weak, same as chain and sprockets and plugz go cold. Button plate go begin lose nut

Well said, from 27 they have started losing shape, they become bigger and wider from the top and narrow from the waist, they even start growing a beard. Those that give birth age faster, its not just nature but the fact that 99 percent of them stop looking after themselves, they binge and grow fat and ugly and still expect their husbands to love them that way as if they would do the same if the men were shabby.

Its time to the guy to diversify his portfolio, marry another women. Our ancestors were wise when they married many women, less headache.

Your analysed the matter from a mechanical point of view, I now analyse from a bank perspective.

Diversify the portfolio, spread the risks, marry another wife.

iykololo:
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Creamypie:
When she don turn 45, whether she born or not, make she come dey maintain shape for who. A woman, no matter how she put herself in shape, dey begin loose alignment, ball joint, rings and pistons go weak, same as chain and sprockets and plugz go cold. Buttom plate for oil go begin lose nut

You can't tell me you are not a mechanic.....but of all this, their Brian box remains intact..

the womb of a woman supersedes her other being, except the man is not just convincing enough
E get as your bobo go cute, build and go dey dazzle you .. to born for am go dey hungry you from 1st date abi folake4u i lie.

GboyegaD:
There's no need for deceit. Tell your boyfriend/fiance you don't want to have kids. There are men who are comfortable with such.

thats like looking for a church in mecca ... a country like Nig. where family pressure is predominant, maybe men that know they have fertility issues sha.

My wife looks more beautiful as she start giving birth. Their evil choice,fear some girls,Ogbanje at it peak and have given birth to to children in marine kingdom.

ruffhandu:
They are talked into it after marriage, not really before

Then he should sit her down and put the 2 options before her: Give me a child and remain in the marriage or focus on your body and get deported back to your parent.

This is no time for joke can't waste my money, my resources, and my energy despite all stress of life to marry her and she is telling me about her shape or figure as reason not to have a child for me, wallahi I swear to God I will forgo all I have spend and kick herr silly a s s out of my house and tell her never to see me again.

Rubbish!!!

Hopefully science can evolve to the point where men can get pregnant and have as much kids as they want. Then we would know if they really want/love kids. Elon Musk I am rooting for you...

vision202020:
Seun. It is not every comments that needs long post.
Please, save us the time of typing meaningless comments.

Seriously, you think he would listennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn?

Hajokexyz:
This is serious.
Better to know your partner's stand before marriage.

That is what courtship is for.
Discuss everything well and understand each other's plans
before deciding to propose and marry.
Otherwise, walk away .

alizma:
You forget her parents house? Send her back ASAP, over there her shape will remain same forever.

Oga , wake up from that local mentality. Who told you these ladies live with their parents or that their parents still have control over them?
Besides, inasmuch as I'm not in support of the ridiculous decision by some ladies not to have babies so as to save their shapes, but hey, sending a lady 'back to her Parents' house' does not mean she will suffer there. Most of these ladies are doing well before men came into their lives

ruffhandu:
Nigerian married women have gone Haywire: This One Is Unheard Of


Caveat: You don't need to watch the video, I'll summarize and give you even more context.


This is the first time I will hear a Nigerian woman desisting from giving birth to a child in Nigeria because she wants to maintain her shape. In Nigeria of all places where childless women are called barren just after one year of marriage, where they face immense pressure from their family, the man's family, and the society at large. A society where they are shamed and looked upon as having lived filthy lives and, in most cases, nobody ever looks the husband's way, the woman is always the first to be blamed.

Now here, a cult disguised as a club where only married women are members. They are coached on how to prevent themselves from getting pregnant so they continue to look elegant and beautiful. Some, like the lady in this video, did not only rely on pregnancy-preventing pills, she did other forms of family planning just to be double sure she doesn't get pregnant.

The reason why I tag the club a coven is that these women are so wicked that they not only pretend to their husbands to be innocent , they most times initiate the moves to go with him in search of solution. The sucker in this act is that it elicits more trust from the husbands and and blinds them from even reasoning clearly. Imagine one of the women prays 3 hours every night for the fruit of the womb, the man was hooked.

One of the men, on one of their numerous visits to the hospital, was called aside by the doctor who had conducted deep tests on the wife and reliably informed the man that the woman had been consuming something that had been preventing her from taking in. Instead of the man to conduct an independent investigation to ascertain the veracity of the claim, he "subtly" confronted the wife, which of course she denied.

The tragedies is this dilemma is that most of the men are taken to white garment churches amongst other places they were taken to (hospital, churches, native doctors, herbalists, etc), where they are flogged. At least in one case, the couple were flogged mercilessly. This has not mentioned the amount of money the man is made to shell out in the search. Some have flown these women abroad in search of solution.

One wise woman, once her dear husband suggested taking a second wife who will bear them children, she covertly got pregnant immediately and tricked her club members. Disappeared for a while, and after delivery, hired a nanny to take care of the child. Five years later, she took in again, hoping to pull off the same stunt. Mind you, the first child was born 10 long years after their marriage.

Advice to men:
If medicine has proven that both of you are ok and fit to have a child, and you are still childless, do the following:
1. Be observant to see that your wife does not take anything immediately after sex.
2, If there be any medication both of you should be taking for fertility, make sure she takes her own (they are able to deceive the man that they have taken it. If it is tablet, they hide it in their mouth and shift to dispose of it in the toilet. Another said she consumes another substance that looks similar to the concoction they are given. Like when they are given animal urine, she arranges lucozade or wine, or some soda to drink in his presence.)
3. If you are rich. Arrange for abroad treatment. Find a way to make her accidentally lose her luggage (including her handbag), then while abroad guard her like a toddler to ensure she doesn't visit a pharmacy, then make sure you knack her everyday.
4. If you can, also arrange with a good doctor to ascertain that she is not undergoing any form of family planning (especially the one they implant).
5. If you notice your wife belongs to any association, pry in as know exactly what is going on there.
6. Discuss having a second wife. Many of them rely on the fact that the man may get tired and seek to adopt a child, which they will gladly accept. Honestly, the foolishness of these women beat me.
7. Some of the women said they gave in to the invitation because their husband had emphasised on their shape while they were dating and they feared he may leave them if they lose the shape. To this, I advise men to be subtle about this and help their wife stay fit, WOMEN ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK EXACTLY THE WAY THEY DID AFTER CHILDBIRTH AND BREASTFEEDING, IF YOU GET IT EXACTLY THE SAME BEFORE AND AFTER, NA LUCK.

Advice to Women.
1. If you need to maintain your shape, you know what to do.
2. If you must form a club of married women to war against losing shape, it should be teaching them how to maintain shape after childbirth, don't be foolish and evil. to even think that this club goes about recruiting newly married women is not only self-destructive, it is a crime against the institution called marriage.

Although many things could lead to childlessness, including witches and wizards, village people, God's timing, medical conditions, etc. But this self-inflicted childlessness from women is one thing I do not understand and may never understand. If this is happening in western countries, I won't bat an eyelid. But in Nigeria? Something is definitely wrong. E be many things for these days. These women are worse than the devil. Imagine your wife causing her childlessness, causing you shame, making you spend money unnecessarily, causing you bodily harm, wasting your time, and causing you financial strain. I simply spit.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mMNQltOr2s

Any woman wey no fit keep her household will have another woman fill up her place..I married my wife a virgin she doesn't like sex but does it to make me happy I love women who initiate sex and during pregnancy my sex life went to almost zero even in the early stages and late stages..met this lady who was ready for me I am sure my wife would av noticed bit I cared less I take care of her needs and my son I am proud of how he is growing up...naso women dey lose their husband..outwardly we are a perfect couple cos she trusts me so much but I can't keep up with this kind of life some sex styles are just out of the question it made me even invest in this other lady buying her an entire building to open a fast food outlet..she satisfies me so much but I won't marry her and she is cool with it..never tot in my life I would cheat on my wife but it is wat it is.

Old age go take the shape. Her eyes and regret go clear
Or if her husband gets someone else pregnant e go pain her big

CJStarz:
Oga , wake up from that local mentality. Who told these ladies live with their parents or that their parents still have control over them?
Besides, inasmuch as I'm not in support of the ridiculous decision by some ladies not to have babies so as to save their shapes, but hey, sending a lady 'back to her Parents' house' does not mean she will suffer there. Most of these ladies are doing well before men came into their lives

People wey no well. You marry a full grown human and threatening to send her back to her father's house. For where some were already working and living alone.😂

i am not sure what all the fuss is about

this is why you have surrogate mothers as an industry

chimamanada adiche did same if i recall

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/entertainment/naija-fashion/791804-ive-no-regrets-welcoming-my-twins-through-surrogacy-chimamanda-adichie.html

and yes child birth SERIOUSLY FKS with a womans body, especially if you have children when you are older

to each his own

Chucks13:
Then he should sit her down and put the 2 options before her: Give me a child and remain in the marriage or focus on your body and get deported back to your parent.

This is no time for joke can't waste my money, my resources, and my energy despite all stress of life to marry her and she is telling me about her shape or figure as reason not to have a child for me, wallahi I swear to God I will forgo all I have spend and kick herr silly a s s out of my house and tell her never to see me again.

Rubbish!!!

The worst part of all these is that the woman never mentions it to her husband. Read the post through, the men are deceived into thinking the woman is doing everything within her powers to get pregnant, but behind doors, she is doing 180 degrees of that.

This is a skit nu?!
It even says Part 17.
Why then are so many posters commenting with such seriousness and emotion?
A lot of the nairaland populace is wierd

They are preserving something that will soon be food for termites? Ain't that foolishness? This generation is so vain n empty. We seek after vanities that will eventually leave us whether we like it or not.

ruffhandu:
➜Nigerian married women have gone Haywire: This One Is Unheard Of
Caveat: You don't need to watch the video, I'll summarize and give you even more context.
This is the first time I will hear a Nigerian woman desisting from giving birth to a child in Nigeria because she wants to maintain her shape. In Nigeria of all places where childless women are called barren just after one year of marriage, where they face immense pressure from their family, the man's family, and the society at large. A society where they are shamed and looked upon as having lived filthy lives and, in most cases, nobody ever looks the husband's way, the woman is always the first to be blamed.
Now here, a cult disguised as a club where only married women are members. They are coached on how to prevent themselves from getting pregnant so they continue to look elegant and beautiful. Some, like the lady in this video, did not only rely on pregnancy-preventing pills, she did other forms of family planning just to be double sure she doesn't get pregnant.
The reason why I tag the club a coven is that these women are so wicked that they not only pretend to their husbands to be innocent , they most times initiate the moves to go with him in search of solution. The sucker in this act is that it elicits more trust from the husbands and and blinds them from even reasoning clearly. Imagine one of the women prays 3 hours every night for the fruit of the womb, the man was hooked

Are all Nigerian women expected to have babies or something? Why you come turn yourself into womb-monitoring police for these women, abeg?

themanderon:
➜They are preserving something that will soon be food for termites? Ain't that foolishness? This generation is so vain n empty. We seek after vanities that will eventually leave us whether we like it or not.

Preserving? It is merely about making choices like every human out there does, and nothing more. We will all die someday and become food for worms, but that does not imply we should all have children. Two different things entirely.