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I'm 26years Old But I Don't Have Toasters: Nigerian Lady Seeks Help by Chilipepper(op): 7:14am On Jun 28, 2025
"Hi sir Dickson, I'm 26years old woman but I don't have toasters O0,l even went to nysc camp thinkingl go see but nothing oo I'm a petite babe tho ,because I look so younger than my age".

Re: I'm 26years Old But I Don't Have Toasters: Nigerian Lady Seeks Help by Peakdesign23(f): 7:56am On Jun 28, 2025
Eh ya... I think she should go on a blind date, perhaps that would work.
Re: I'm 26years Old But I Don't Have Toasters: Nigerian Lady Seeks Help by Exceed15: 8:15am On Jun 28, 2025
Sometimes guys are afraid to approach a lady that looks sophisticated. That's the mistake they make though. Most of them are actually simple.
Re: I'm 26years Old But I Don't Have Toasters: Nigerian Lady Seeks Help by Bendeco02: 8:33am On Jun 28, 2025
Peakdesign23:
Eh ya... I think she should go on a blind date, perhaps that would work.
Scripted skits has affected this one brain.

So you thought all these videos you watch on facebook and tiktoks are real?
Re: I'm 26years Old But I Don't Have Toasters: Nigerian Lady Seeks Help by Zooposki(f): 8:35am On Jun 28, 2025
Please all women should follow this link to go watch this video. Not sure why the mods keep banning the topic. It will free you totally.

https://www.youtube.com/live/7mwr9A16pNg?si=iLKdkHmJvmG2I7Jf

It is the epitome of " Woman Thou art loosed".
Re: I'm 26years Old But I Don't Have Toasters: Nigerian Lady Seeks Help by Starz825(m):
Finding a man is completely different from finding a woman actually...

For women: be feminine, smile always, try get good character, positive manner of approach, self respect, and also try dey make your own money...then add some prayers to am....man go come

For men: omoooo... God go help us cheesy
Re: I'm 26years Old But I Don't Have Toasters: Nigerian Lady Seeks Help by AngelicDamsel(f):
I had a 25yrs old friend who has flat backside and tiney bre@sts, guys do not toast her because she looked underage. As soon as she started adding more flesh, see attention....


Qualities to be toasted
If you have bre@st or Ny@sh or height or gap teeth or fine face or nice skin or sexy voice....... Men will toast you. Having 2 - 5 of these qualities is enough, more than 5 and then you will become the goddess of lust to men
grin grin grin

You can enhance your toast ability by working on these qualities


Nehyooh:
Well done o Professor of toastology, keep it up o grin
grin grin grin

Re: I'm 26years Old But I Don't Have Toasters: Nigerian Lady Seeks Help by Emmy000seun(m): 9:09am On Jun 28, 2025
How you want take get husband self when you still dey post with anonymous account...😂😂..maybe na here your husband dey but if he no see your face how e want take marry you
Chilipepper:
"Hi sir Dickson, I'm 26years old woman but I don't have toasters O0,l even went to nysc camp thinkingl go see but nothing oo I'm a petite babe tho ,because I look so younger than my age".
Re: I'm 26years Old But I Don't Have Toasters: Nigerian Lady Seeks Help by APOPTOSIS: 9:45am On Jun 28, 2025
At 26 wey be almost old age for woman, she's not yet interested in a husband rather na Toasters she dey find😂😂😂😂.
Make I be one of her toasters naaa.
Confusion and misplaced priority
Re: I'm 26years Old But I Don't Have Toasters: Nigerian Lady Seeks Help by Puss360(f): 9:45am On Jun 28, 2025
😂😂😂... Just check mirror and look yourself well..
Do you have what men wants?
Big front and back?
Cos the days man and guys no need girls with brain and intelligence oo...
Just front and back..

It is well dear...
Re: I'm 26years Old But I Don't Have Toasters: Nigerian Lady Seeks Help by muyico(m): 9:57am On Jun 28, 2025
Fake update





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Re: I'm 26years Old But I Don't Have Toasters: Nigerian Lady Seeks Help by flokii:
Go and eat up.. most guys will avoid you if you look like something that'll break when rough handled.
Start eating fufu or eba.
Re: I'm 26years Old But I Don't Have Toasters: Nigerian Lady Seeks Help by ruggedtimi(m): 2:02pm On Jun 28, 2025
Make she find roasters or Bakers. Dem plenty for nysc
Re: I'm 26years Old But I Don't Have Toasters: Nigerian Lady Seeks Help by Goo0dHardDick: 3:09pm On Jun 28, 2025
It beats my imagination how these broke and jobless girls think.

You're broke and jobless and yet looking for a bf? To do what with? Keee him with billing or what?
Re: I'm 26years Old But I Don't Have Toasters: Nigerian Lady Seeks Help by RollinTNDA: 5:11pm On Jun 28, 2025
I get microwave so we fit manage am till we get money to buy toaster.
Re: I'm 26years Old But I Don't Have Toasters: Nigerian Lady Seeks Help by givedemwotowoto: 5:12pm On Jun 28, 2025
If you don’t put yourself out there in the right places nobody will see you talk less toasting
Re: I'm 26years Old But I Don't Have Toasters: Nigerian Lady Seeks Help by kalvoken(m): 5:12pm On Jun 28, 2025
Then you go taost some dudes.


Could be you were supposed to be a guy, but village people changed you to that gender that would always want to gend
Re: I'm 26years Old But I Don't Have Toasters: Nigerian Lady Seeks Help by boxypane: 5:13pm On Jun 28, 2025
Hmmm. I for advice you if not for the 40 characters o . But if they are not asking you out, wetin do your own mouth?
Re: I'm 26years Old But I Don't Have Toasters: Nigerian Lady Seeks Help by RollinTNDA: 5:15pm On Jun 28, 2025
Elon musk I greet you

You have finally given jobless youth avenue to make money by conjuring imagination after smoking colos. E no go better for you. Elon
Re: I'm 26years Old But I Don't Have Toasters: Nigerian Lady Seeks Help by ImoleNaija: 5:15pm On Jun 28, 2025
I'm afraid she's much more concerned about having someone who can foot her bills than having a love partner.
Re: I'm 26years Old But I Don't Have Toasters: Nigerian Lady Seeks Help by Lanre1st(m): 5:15pm On Jun 28, 2025
Share her pix let see how pretty is she.

So we know how to advise her
Re: I'm 26years Old But I Don't Have Toasters: Nigerian Lady Seeks Help by kalvoken(m): 5:17pm On Jun 28, 2025
On a more serious note, it's kinda weird.

A lady without anyone one coming her way? Just try socializing with people in any settings you find yourself.

You may be having that wike look from outside, but Goodluck Jonathan's spirit inside of you.

Speaking from experience.
Re: I'm 26years Old But I Don't Have Toasters: Nigerian Lady Seeks Help by Blitzking: 5:17pm On Jun 28, 2025
For men dress neat, smell nice, speak clearly and boldly,be physically fit, smile often, have a nice apartment and car, have a good trade or profession, make money for urself not to impress any gal, and have good height dis one na follow come nothing u wan do abt that one.
Re: I'm 26years Old But I Don't Have Toasters: Nigerian Lady Seeks Help by Pickieox(m): 5:17pm On Jun 28, 2025
AngelicDamsel:
I had a 25yrs old friend who has flat backside and tiney bre@sts, guys do not toast her because she looked underage. As soon as she started adding more flesh, see attention....


Qualities to be toasted
If you have bre@st or Ny@sh or height or gap teeth or fine face or nice skin or sexy voice....... Men will toast you. Having 2 - 5 of these qualities is enough, more than 5 and then you will become the goddess of lust to men
grin grin grin

You can enhance your toast ability by working on these qualities
Indirectly, you're painting women as segzx objects to men. Aren't you?
Re: I'm 26years Old But I Don't Have Toasters: Nigerian Lady Seeks Help by Cleanthes: 5:18pm On Jun 28, 2025
I am 31 i dont have a job, I don't have a girlfriend I am depressed i self-service i want delete myself
Re: I'm 26years Old But I Don't Have Toasters: Nigerian Lady Seeks Help by DLSReigns(m): 5:19pm On Jun 28, 2025
Trust God to provide at the right time while you Watch and pray.
Re: I'm 26years Old But I Don't Have Toasters: Nigerian Lady Seeks Help by helinues: 5:19pm On Jun 28, 2025
Toast others now abi na a must for others to toast you

In Labyrinth's voice, you probably build your wall so tall that no one can climb it
Re: I'm 26years Old But I Don't Have Toasters: Nigerian Lady Seeks Help by Lanre1st(m): 5:19pm On Jun 28, 2025
AngelicDamsel:
I had a 25yrs old friend who has flat backside and tiney bre@sts, guys do not toast her because she looked underage. As soon as she started adding more flesh, see attention....


Qualities to be toasted
If you have bre@st or Ny@sh or height or gap teeth or fine face or nice skin or sexy voice....... Men will toast you. Having 2 - 5 of these qualities is enough, more than 5 and then you will become the goddess of lust to men
grin grin grin

You can enhance your toast ability by working on these qualities
You gerrit.

I can now advise her to put form under bra and use bumbum to the back
Re: I'm 26years Old But I Don't Have Toasters: Nigerian Lady Seeks Help by spiSeyi: 5:20pm On Jun 28, 2025
Who get time to toast somebody's daughter when there's OS everywhere grin . It will only take a responsible and serious guy to even toast.
So a lady must bring something to the table beyond kukunase and fine face undecided
And Everything no be by boby or fine face Nigerian men have outgrown this. Add value to yourself as a lady and check your character plus hygiene.
Some ladies appearance is a big red flag undecided
Re: I'm 26years Old But I Don't Have Toasters: Nigerian Lady Seeks Help by Treasure17(m): 5:22pm On Jun 28, 2025
What I have discovered recently, women are not that classic as they assumed themselves to be. Men approach them.
Re: I'm 26years Old But I Don't Have Toasters: Nigerian Lady Seeks Help by ImoleNaija: 5:22pm On Jun 28, 2025
flokii:
Go and eat up.. most guys will avoid you if you look like something that'll break when rough handed.
Start eating fufu or eba.
grin grin grin grin

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