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Just talk say na APC full danfo especially the one wey dey escape for traffic

I'm a danfo driver and have done Bolt before.
If I should start telling all my experiences eh! Here won't contain it.
Infact it should be episode by episode.
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Ok let just give one funny and scary one, no jokes o but very true.
I was coming from Mile 2 towards Agbara, we got to Alaba Rago and pick some passengers, after picking it was remaining just a seat left.
We got to Cassidy bus/stop before Okokomaiko and I saw a guy who flag me down. I stopped even though I move a bit ahead of him. My conductor went to him and told him where we were headed to, as he was coming he motion to someone we cannot see to come along. On getting to where I parked, he said oh na only one seat remain but we be two. Honestly to man and God it was only him me and including my passengers was seeing. My conductor told him enter now no be only you dey here and insisted they were two and gesture to the unseen someone that they should wait for another bus.
Na so I tell my conductor to hop in o make I move comot, e be like say dis one don dey kolo or ment.
Some of my passengers even said "abi na spirit him be"

Kalulu44:
I'm a danfo driver and have done Bolt before.
If I should start telling all my experiences eh! Here won't contain it.
Infact it should be episode by episode.
.
Ok let just give one funny and scary one, no jokes o but very true.
I was coming from Mile 2 towards Agbara, we got to Alaba Rago and pick some passengers, after picking it was remaining just a seat left.
We got to Cassidy bus/stop before Okokomaiko and I saw a guy who flag me down. I stopped even though I move a bit ahead of him. My conductor went to him and told him where we were headed to, as he was coming he motion to someone we cannot see to come along. On getting to where I parked, he said oh na only one seat remain but we be two. Honestly to man and God it was only him me and including my passengers was seeing. My conductor told him enter now no be only you dey here and insisted they were two and gesture to the unseen someone that they should wait for another bus.
Na so I tell my conductor to hop in o make I move comot, e be like say dis one don dey kolo or ment.
Some of my passengers even said "abi na spirit him be"

Wow, interesting story. Can you drop one or two more?

Rexymania:
Only 1 - 4 is correct.

People no dey preach inside danfo wey I dey enter again

Me too. I never hear preaching inside danfi for my life ..

Na molue and brt that one dey..

Kalulu44:
I'm a danfo driver and have done Bolt before.
If I should start telling all my experiences eh! Here won't contain it.
Infact it should be episode by episode.
.
Ok let just give one funny and scary one, no jokes o but very true.
I was coming from Mile 2 towards Agbara, we got to Alaba Rago and pick some passengers, after picking it was remaining just a seat left.
We got to Cassidy bus/stop before Okokomaiko and I saw a guy who flag me down. I stopped even though I move a bit ahead of him. My conductor went to him and told him where we were headed to, as he was coming he motion to someone we cannot see to come along. On getting to where I parked, he said oh na only one seat remain but we be two. Honestly to man and God it was only him me and including my passengers was seeing. My conductor told him enter now no be only you dey here and insisted they were two and gesture to the unseen someone that they should wait for another bus.
Na so I tell my conductor to hop in o make I move comot, e be like say dis one don dey kolo or ment.
Some of my passengers even said "abi na spirit him be"

Oga


Shey u no go create diary or one thread dey nack us Tory go..

Silentgroper:
Oga


Shey u no go create diary or one thread dey nack us Tory go..

Nna eh no be lie you talk, but on which page I go put am cus Dem plenty and funny die with some sorrowful one too

[quote author=JuanDeDios post=136103685]Wow, interesting story. Can you drop one or two more?[/quote
Mehn I just drop one for you but network frustrated all my typing effort and wants me to start all over again.
Don't worry I will try and drop some more, the next one is hilarious

Ok guys, here is another hilarious one that happen inside one of my friends danfo.
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On this day, I closed early cus I was rushing to go meet an appointment. So after parking for the day around 4pm, I boarded a friend of mine bus from Agbara going to Mile 2. This time was when Morogbo police always patrol or sometimes station at a place looking for any danfo driver that will not close his door or his conductor is hanging.
So I was sitting at the front discussing with my driver Friend. His bus is filled and his conductor was hanging, just before the bridge where customs are, was police patrol van parked one side and they stopped my guy and signal to the conductor to come down and meet them.
My guy stopped and the next thing he did shocked me and all the passengers inside his bus and also got the policemen stunned.
Immediately his conductor was walking towards the policemen, my guy came down and started mimicking deaf and dumb people with harshness towards his conductor. Telling him with hand signals that didn't he tell him to close the door. That what's wrong with him. Me and all passengers that were just some minutes ago talking to my guy were stunned, even the policemen just stood looking confused. The conductor tries to talk and explain, my guy still on his "bebebe talk" dumb mimicking, picked up a very big stone and wanted to stone his conductor, the conductor ran and he chased after him, so too policemen chase after my guy, till they caught him, collected the stone from him and begged him and his conductor to come and going abeg.
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Hahahaha, omo I don laugh my Belle burst after my guy later entered his bus and his conductor did the same and he zoomed off.
After we moved away from them, I immediately told him I am giving him award for Hollywood actor of the year, all passengers burst into a very big laugh. He too laughed at himself for what he did.
His conductor too couldn't find words to describe him cus he was really afraid when he picked up that stone to stone him.
At the end of the day that his act saved them 5k and time wasting from those policemen.

Different people with different form of characters

The aunty that keeps reminding the conductor about her change

The JJC that passed is Bus stop.

streetfabulous:
Loud phone calls or playing music and video without earpiece in the bus annoys me every time.

So Irritating.
And they think just cos the music is sweet to them, it would be sweet to other passengers lol

Kalulu44:
Ok guys, here is another hilarious one that happen inside one of my friends danfo.
.
On this day, I closed early cus I was rushing to go meet an appointment. So after parking for the day around 4pm, I boarded a friend of mine bus from Agbara going to Mile 2. This time was when Morogbo police always patrol or sometimes station at a place looking for any danfo driver that will not close his door or his conductor is hanging.
So I was sitting at the front discussing with my driver Friend. His bus is filled and his conductor was hanging, just before the bridge where customs are, was police patrol van parked one side and they stopped my guy and signal to the conductor to come down and meet them.
My guy stopped and the next thing he did shocked me and all the passengers inside his bus and also got the policemen stunned.
Immediately his conductor was walking towards the policemen, my guy came down and started mimicking deaf and dumb people with harshness towards his conductor. Telling him with hand signals that didn't he tell him to close the door. That what's wrong with him. Me and all passengers that were just some minutes ago talking to my guy were stunned, even the policemen just stood looking confused. The conductor tries to talk and explain, my guy still on his "bebebe talk" dumb mimicking, picked up a very big stone and wanted to stone his conductor, the conductor ran and he chased after him, so too policemen chase after my guy, till they caught him, collected the stone from him and begged him and his conductor to come and going abeg.
.
Hahahaha, omo I don laugh my Belle burst after my guy later entered his bus and his conductor did the same and he zoomed off.
After we moved away from them, I immediately told him I am giving him award for Hollywood actor of the year, all passengers burst into a very big laugh. He too laughed at himself for what he did.
His conductor too couldn't find words to describe him cus he was really afraid when he picked up that stone to stone him.
At the end of the day that his act saved them 5k and time wasting from those policemen.

See as you make me burst out laughing at 4:30am. I nearly wake up my family with my uncontrolled laughter

That your friend gets craze for head

stuffs2002:
See as you make me burst out laughing at 4:30am. I nearly wake up my family with my uncontrolled laughter

That your friend gets craze for head

Hahahaha, honestly he took me and everyone unawares with that his antics. I was shocked even though I later realise while he did it. If not for what he did, those policemen would have extorted them badly, sometimes if you're unlucky you'll be the one they'll take to the station to show their ogas that they're working and you know what that means. You will bail yourself and your bus.
When I told our other drivers colleagues at one of our gatherings they couldn't help but laugh to their fill too.

The ones you will exchange their body odor with your perfume spray.

The ones that look at your phone while browsing or chatting.

JuanDeDios:
Wow, interesting story. Can you drop one or two more?

I have dropped one hilarious one go check it out. 40 characters

ayoshyne:
So Irritating.
And they think just cos the music is sweet to them, it would be sweet to other passengers lol

Yes oo. Sometimes I feel like shouting "hey use your earpiece gaddamit!!"

Kalulu44:
Ok guys, here is another hilarious one that happen inside one of my friends danfo.
.
On this day, I closed early cus I was rushing to go meet an appointment. So after parking for the day around 4pm, I boarded a friend of mine bus from Agbara going to Mile 2. This time was when Morogbo police always patrol or sometimes station at a place looking for any danfo driver that will not close his door or his conductor is hanging.
So I was sitting at the front discussing with my driver Friend. His bus is filled and his conductor was hanging, just before the bridge where customs are, was police patrol van parked one side and they stopped my guy and signal to the conductor to come down and meet them.
My guy stopped and the next thing he did shocked me and all the passengers inside his bus and also got the policemen stunned.
Immediately his conductor was walking towards the policemen, my guy came down and started mimicking deaf and dumb people with harshness towards his conductor. Telling him with hand signals that didn't he tell him to close the door. That what's wrong with him. Me and all passengers that were just some minutes ago talking to my guy were stunned, even the policemen just stood looking confused. The conductor tries to talk and explain, my guy still on his "bebebe talk" dumb mimicking, picked up a very big stone and wanted to stone his conductor, the conductor ran and he chased after him, so too policemen chase after my guy, till they caught him, collected the stone from him and begged him and his conductor to come and going abeg.
.
Hahahaha, omo I don laugh my Belle burst after my guy later entered his bus and his conductor did the same and he zoomed off.
After we moved away from them, I immediately told him I am giving him award for Hollywood actor of the year, all passengers burst into a very big laugh. He too laughed at himself for what he did.
His conductor too couldn't find words to describe him cus he was really afraid when he picked up that stone to stone him.
At the end of the day that his act saved them 5k and time wasting from those policemen.

Hilarious

Police sef see that morning. XXXXX

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