Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � - Jokes Etc (2) - Nairaland
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| Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by SalamRushdie: 8:00pm On Jul 25, 2025 |
Konji don give am wife be that , he will be responsible for all their family problems going forward |
| Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by Hhh4444: 8:01pm On Jul 25, 2025 |
😂😂😂😂😂...I never experience am |
| Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by Dagger111(m): 8:01pm On Jul 25, 2025 |
pencillite1:It is still better in civil, in Army, we call it "RSM marriage", you have to accept and cater for the pregnancy by force. The only question your commander or/and RSM will ask you is that; "did you taste the ponmo"? It is none of anyone's business whether u use condom or not. Once you accept that u actually tasted the cookies, then, we are dividing you salary into two, one for you and the other for the lady and the pregnancy. At least, till birth and couple of years before further investigation and action would be conducted. |
| Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by Karosky555: 8:03pm On Jul 25, 2025 |
Just ready to feed the whole family ![]() |
| Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by fatboyslym007: 8:06pm On Jul 25, 2025 |
Why are you thinking it's pregnancy... Chai 9ja get dirty mind. What if they came from the village to give you some food stuff? Anyways, me don fly through backdoor sha... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by BareFacedLies(m): 8:12pm On Jul 25, 2025 |
Goodlady:So you know sex is for adults, why then have been running from me ![]() |
| Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by papiilo(m): 8:20pm On Jul 25, 2025 |
ExAngel007:have you not enjoy too? |
| Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by jojothaiv(m): 8:20pm On Jul 25, 2025 |
Simple. Refrain from sex, be it protective or not but dog wey go lost go still lost Jo. |
| Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by occfx: 8:25pm On Jul 25, 2025 |
pencillite1:All these women wey dey find opportunity to drop there daughter anywhere. |
| Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by Exceed15: 8:51pm On Jul 25, 2025 |
Abeg o |
| Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by gulfer: 9:00pm On Jul 25, 2025 |
Prophetess came to bless you ni o....you see that cap, na wahala |
| Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by femi4: 9:05pm On Jul 25, 2025 |
pencillite1:The result of Faster, harder, don't stop, pour everything inside, I know what to use |
| Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by joceey(m): 9:06pm On Jul 25, 2025 |
Goodlady:Lol funny u ![]() |
| Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by mightyhaze: 9:13pm On Jul 25, 2025 |
overdrive:wowor u say? But she no worwor when u were panting and shaking over her |
| Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:18pm On Jul 25, 2025 |
pencillite1:You only need to do one thing to avoid this kind of visit. Keep it in your pants. |
| Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by Goodlady(f): 9:29pm On Jul 25, 2025 |
BareFacedLies:I cover myself with Holy Bible, Quran & Juju. Na 3 in 1 guiding. |
| Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by gabbasin(m): 9:43pm On Jul 25, 2025 |
I remember then as a teenager dating a girl in the same "face me and face you" compound, the aunt she was living with find out we're dating and in anger the aunt packed the girl's clothes and dump it in my room, a room I was sharing with my elder brother. I was ashamed that day, I had to find someone to help me take the clothes back to the aunt and help me beg her. And the love in me then still didn't make me leave the girl, only that we are more discreet about the affair. |
| Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by Bahamas95(m): 9:47pm On Jul 25, 2025 |
Dagger111:I don't think this's right. What if another person is responsible for the pregnancy? So the victim of circumstance will be feeding another person's child for years? ![]() |
| Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by ufotunang: 9:51pm On Jul 25, 2025 |
overdrive:..but when giving it to her in the other room she was not a wowo girl to you abi ? |
| Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by Bimpe29(m): 10:43pm On Jul 25, 2025 |
To be forewarned is to be forearmed. |
| Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by purples25(f): 11:05pm On Jul 25, 2025 |
Bahamas95:Well that’s the thing you risk when having casual sex with someone that deep down, you know you don’t trust. Sleeping with someone that deep down, you feel is sleeping around, but you won’t let go. It’s just a complication that can come about, but people don’t like facing reality because it prevents them from having fun. |
| Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by Riskymarvelous(m): 11:33pm On Jul 25, 2025 |
overdrive:if nah wowo girl buh when you dey wowo am nobody know you no talk say her T,0t0 wowo OOO hmmm |
| Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by Nobody: 11:49pm On Jul 25, 2025 |
How dem take send TightPussy2024 go Libya |
| Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by DJInfluence: 4:02am On Jul 26, 2025 |
After you give person pikin belle, you want avoid am? Guy, you go face the responsibility by force. |
| Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by 9jaBloke: 5:16am On Jul 26, 2025 |
donleo92:Good for the guy. He might even have transitioned from 'that's the ideeott' to 'my in-law' if he has been sending money to the girl's parents. Guys, please learn self-control. It could have been HIV. Even if it's just pregnancy, 'will you marry me' trumps ' I missed my period' any day. |
| Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by Dyfynezz12(m): 6:19am On Jul 26, 2025 |
AmakaDigital:Hahaha,joke of the century |
| Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by chinnyonwu(m): 6:53am On Jul 26, 2025 |
pencillite1:Lol |
| Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by delan40(m): 7:01am On Jul 26, 2025 |
What if the lady is the dude sister from the village |
| Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by nedekid: 7:36am On Jul 26, 2025 |
This one happen to one big boy for my adubgo years back. Baba na one heavy guyman from benue back then, him don join politics later run as deputy governor candidate several times. Him try unseat a sitting Senate president as him claim he win elections many years ago. Anyway mama papa drag pikin come alhaji gate say them one see am. Them enter for parlor accuse alhaji say him give the girl belle. Alhaji say him nack the girl steady, but as per belle na good thing but issue be say not only him de nack the girl, alhaji surmon men and boys from him house , he asked them those weh de nack the girl make them raise hand, omo half the room raise hand. Lol Anyway, alhaji was informed that the young igbo girls father was a guyman who never chop monie, alhaji told him to calm down and step into another parlor, back then in the late 90s and early 2000, alhaji hammer the guy cash of 1m, then started talking of business worth 10m with the igbo man. Omo, it was said after that, every morning the father will ask the 15 year old girl if she has gone to alhaji house to greet him. Lol |
| Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by Harbideyme: 7:39am On Jul 26, 2025 |
Did you avoid knacking her? |
| Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by oyoofong(m): 10:25am On Jul 26, 2025 |
It seems like one of two scenarios must have played out: either you've gotten her pregnant, or you've reached a level of maturity to get married and your mother has brought your bride. This might be what happened in this situation! Chai! |
| Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by eteba(m): 12:11pm On Jul 26, 2025 |
I go follow backyard jump fence, that'll be the end. |
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