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Re: Save My Marriage Please.. This May Sound Funny But It Is The Truth by MarketDispatch: 4:31am On Jul 29, 2025
Update147:
Please I need opinion from both male and female cos this is one thing I have never experienced in my 33 years on this earth.



2. What are the health implication of eating a woman's p*ssy ?

4. I need general opinion of any one that actually cares to share his/her opinion.

Thanks.
Health implication is throat Cancer. You catch disease in your throat, your throat swells up. No treatment, you cannot swallow food, you cannot even swallow saliva, you go from hospital to hospital, finally you die.
Re: Save My Marriage Please.. This May Sound Funny But It Is The Truth by Hehehehehe: 7:26am On Jul 29, 2025
Tell her to be eating lots of pineapples, it will help with the scent and also she should be well shaved. You'll start liking it if she can do these two things regularly
Re: Save My Marriage Please.. This May Sound Funny But It Is The Truth by Dzzzz: 7:47am On Jul 29, 2025
My friend go down and eat it like Nkwobi….Buy Ice cream and roam it together joor…
Re: Save My Marriage Please.. This May Sound Funny But It Is The Truth by Baronthecelebri(m): 7:58am On Jul 29, 2025
Simple if you don't like it divorce her ASAP
Re: Save My Marriage Please.. This May Sound Funny But It Is The Truth by Update147(op): 8:54am On Jul 29, 2025
Foodqueen:
Was she the same lady that have offensive smell from her pussyhuh

The one you talked about in Jan this year.
Yes,
But I dunno what she did, I told her about the offensive smell and after a while, it stopped.
Re: Save My Marriage Please.. This May Sound Funny But It Is The Truth by AfahaAbia(m): 9:45am On Jul 29, 2025
Don't mind the people here telling you to do that stuff. HPV is real. If you get it there is no cure and it leads to cancer. Also remember throat cancer is real. Get her tested if you still want to do it. But I will advise you that you do not
Re: Save My Marriage Please.. This May Sound Funny But It Is The Truth by gerizzim: 9:52am On Jul 29, 2025
Update147:
Please I need opinion from both male and female cos this is one thing I have never experienced in my 33 years on this earth.

My wife whom we got married this year wants me to eat her p*say during sex.

Well I tried it but I didn't like the taste of it so I just could not continue. And I was also worried about the health implications of eating a woman's p*ssy. So I just stopped.

But being an observant man, I realize that she actually wants me to eat her p*say, and I am considering doing it just to make her happy and satisfy her sexual desires but mt question now is this.

1. The first time I tried it, I did not like the taste of it, so I want to know do all pussy have same taste ?? Or does pussy actually have taste in the first place ??

2. What are the health implication of eating a woman's p*ssy ?

3. Is it ok to spit out the saliva in my mouth during the process of eating her p*ssy or should I go ahead to swallow it huh

4. I need general opinion of any one that actually cares to share his/her opinion.

Thanks.
Son,

Stop putting your mouth there. I know some will say if you love her, then you should make her happy by doing it.

it is not only menses in their period the female vagina secrets,it also secrets discharge once in a while off their period though not red in colour.

These secretion carries bacteria dt are not good. there is no how you wil use ur tongue Nd these bacteria won't move down your oesophagus to reside there and starts multiplying. This can trigger cancer in your throat.

your health comes first before pleasure. If you go down with throat cancer dt woman may not stand with you all the way as you battle your life for medical solution.

Let me say this to give you this confirmation.

Put your wife to test by telling her you have gonorrea and see her reaction. Will she assist you to treat the forged disease?

The answer is NO. she wil wnt to start withdrawing Frm you and treat you like a leper.
I leave you to imagine how she will treat you when the real nightmare happens.

Most women will nudge to do smth for dem dt will benefit or favour them not minding if it impacts on you badly. At the end, Na only you go use ur head suffer the negative implication.

you may do it out of fear so she doesn't get it outside but still Let me ask, if it was you dt ask for bj and she insists she won't do it, wt will you do? The answer to this qtn will determine wat you wil do in dis case of she been the one wanting it.

In summary, tell her you dnt like it. hear her out. Don't assume she will go out and get it. Who knows she may see reason with you and let you be.
Re: Save My Marriage Please.. This May Sound Funny But It Is The Truth by discreetelite(f): 9:56am On Jul 29, 2025
Update147:
Please I need opinion from both male and female cos this is one thing I have never experienced in my 33 years on this earth.

My wife whom we got married this year wants me to eat her p*say during sex.

Well I tried it but I didn't like the taste of it so I just could not continue. And I was also worried about the health implications of eating a woman's p*ssy. So I just stopped.

But being an observant man, I realize that she actually wants me to eat her p*say, and I am considering doing it just to make her happy and satisfy her sexual desires but mt question now is this.

1. The first time I tried it, I did not like the taste of it, so I want to know do all pussy have same taste ?? Or does pussy actually have taste in the first place ??

2. What are the health implication of eating a woman's p*ssy ?

3. Is it ok to spit out the saliva in my mouth during the process of eating her p*ssy or should I go ahead to swallow it huh

4. I need general opinion of any one that actually cares to share his/her opinion.

Thanks.
1. It can taste different depending on different factors

2. There are no health implications as long as you practice good hygiene

3. Both are fine.

4. Our opinion is it can be really pleasurable for women, and there are no downsides as long as you're both clean there is no risk of any health implications!
Re: Save My Marriage Please.. This May Sound Funny But It Is The Truth by Update147(op): 10:39am On Jul 29, 2025
gerizzim:
Son,

Stop putting your mouth there. I know some will say if you love her, then you should make her happy by doing it.

it is not only menses in their period the female vagina secrets,it also secrets discharge once in a while off their period though not red in colour.

These secretion carries bacteria dt are not good. there is no how you wil use ur tongue Nd these bacteria won't move down your oesophagus to reside there and starts multiplying. This can trigger cancer in your throat.

your health comes first before pleasure. If you go down with throat cancer dt woman may not stand with you all the way as you battle your life for medical solution.

Let me say this to give you this confirmation.

Put your wife to test by telling her you have gonorrea and see her reaction. Will she assist you to treat the forged disease?

The answer is NO. she wil wnt to start withdrawing Frm you and treat you like a leper.
I leave you to imagine how she will treat you when the real nightmare happens.

Most women will nudge to do smth for dem dt will benefit or favour them not minding if it impacts on you badly. At the end, Na only you go use ur head suffer the negative implication.

you may do it out of fear so she doesn't get it outside but still Let me ask, if it was you dt ask for bj and she insists she won't do it, wt will you do? The answer to this qtn will determine wat you wil do in dis case of she been the one wanting it.

In summary, tell her you dnt like it. hear her out. Don't assume she will go out and get it. Who knows she may see reason with you and let you be.
Thanks,
You have spoken like a father.
Re: Save My Marriage Please.. This May Sound Funny But It Is The Truth by adamrealman2016(m): 11:00am On Jul 29, 2025
firstly, if your wife has clean hygiene ,good to go, then if you chose to swallow the love juice fine,also make sure you have good oral hygiene so there is no cross contamination of pathogens . then on the health implication of MouthAction .make sure you detoxify yourself before and after to keep your state of health optimal. those preaching against it dont know anything about about real detoxification that prevents you from having any form of cancer and diseases. no be chocho cho talk! this is coming from a professional allied medical practitioner . if satisfying your wife will keep your marriage .make sure you are both clean enough for MouthAction before you embark on it and remember to continually detoxify. besides the love juice contain estrogen wey go make your skin supple. haters go dey ask wetin you dey chop.na smirk you go just dey give them. cool grin
Re: Save My Marriage Please.. This May Sound Funny But It Is The Truth by TheBlueDiamond(m):
grazoks:
Hello bro, I will give you this counsel because you said your "WIFE", before them go carry you go Mr crazy clown therapy session.
Please understand that most women don't like penetration, most of them do it for the men but majority dont like gbola. So if that's the way she gets climax, please read.

1. Vj actually has a taste and that's natural "if it's clean"
2. Without Infection, there is no known health implications the last time I checked but studies are still on, however there are different theories here and there...
3. Try to control the saliva but if it pours out, try not to swallow the saliva, you can always excuse yourself after she climax to clean up, brush your mouth and come back to her. Please don't leave her in the heat just to brush, ensure she achieves orgasm before leaving. It's easier for you to restart than for her.
4. I want you to understand that there is no known template in the scripture. It's your duty to satisfy your wife sexually and sex is sweet when you both pleasure each other. If that's what she wants, please don't deny her. This is how to do it. Ensure you both take your shower, no panties after bath, then you can attempt it. Use only tongue and try to avoid saliva, you can do it for a long time without saliva if you control it well. Since it takes some ladies longer time to climax, you might want to be touching other parts as you do lick the plate, avoid kissing at this point. Check out what makes her climax and do it quickly. So you can go and wash up, if tooth paste isn't available, use mouthwash. After that comeback and finish your own work.
Good Hygiene is essential bro. Love your wife and do your best to enjoy sex and in turn marriage.

If you good your wife a good head!!! Bro, she will just be smiling sheepishly the next day.
So, you mean he should oblige her request of cunnilingus, because according to you, there's no known scriptural template of acceptable form of sexual demand in marriage, and that, it is his duty to satisfy her sexually, even if he could get cancer from it?

The Supreme Being is not an author and orchestrator of confusion and destruction.

That He mandates him to satisfy her sexually, doesn't mean he should indulge in dirty and depraving acts of giving head, thre*some, orgies etc, just because she demands it.
Re: Save My Marriage Please.. This May Sound Funny But It Is The Truth by SS777(m): 12:01pm On Jul 29, 2025
Update147:
Please I need opinion from both male and female cos this is one thing I have never experienced in my 33 years on this earth.

My wife whom we got married this year wants me to eat her p*say during sex.

Well I tried it but I didn't like the taste of it so I just could not continue. And I was also worried about the health implications of eating a woman's p*ssy. So I just stopped.

But being an observant man, I realize that she actually wants me to eat her p*say, and I am considering doing it just to make her happy and satisfy her sexual desires but mt question now is this.

1. The first time I tried it, I did not like the taste of it, so I want to know do all pussy have same taste ?? Or does pussy actually have taste in the first place ??

2. What are the health implication of eating a woman's p*ssy ?

3. Is it ok to spit out the saliva in my mouth during the process of eating her p*ssy or should I go ahead to swallow it huh

4. I need general opinion of any one that actually cares to share his/her opinion.

Thanks.
Continue since you be woman wrapper
Re: Save My Marriage Please.. This May Sound Funny But It Is The Truth by SS777(m): 12:03pm On Jul 29, 2025
Emmy000seun:
To b sincere, your wife is sexually active, and also she mingle with alot of nauty friends..😂😂or probably she watch porn.. although they enjoy mouth action because they derive pleasure from it than real sex..it's okay for some men because it's not a big deal to them,.but if it's not okay for you, it's wrong for your wife imposing such.. checkmate your wife circle of friends..and also talk some sense into her naughty skull..🙄😁🙄..iyawo e ti wonu aye..,😁🙄..
My own view is a woman can't imposed what you don't like bcuz you are d head of d family,..ire ooo
That marriage will end imminently,he better find looking for another woman or he should continue licking curses.
Re: Save My Marriage Please.. This May Sound Funny But It Is The Truth by SS777(m): 12:10pm On Jul 29, 2025
ravensckar:
Well, if we're being truthful with ourselves, I don't think your wife's request is unusual. One of the things that strengthens the bond between couples is the ability to express their needs to each other (without fear of judgement).

So, if you ask me, your wife's request is not out of place. However, before you say "yes", be sure you're ready to go the distance because this is just a START & not the END. She'll make several other sexually depraved requests like asking you to lick her anus or lick her belly button. If you know you can't go that far, please don't agree to this demand, because it's the START not the END.

Marriage is really not for the faint-hearted! cheesy cheesy
That is why politicians will continue using people like you because nothing human is left in you, apart from a shadow.
Re: Save My Marriage Please.. This May Sound Funny But It Is The Truth by Emmy000seun(m): 12:17pm On Jul 29, 2025
I think if the woman doesn't have someone that already gave her that mouth action, then she have friends that talk about the pleasure in such, or she watch porn, reason she want to imposed it on her husband..😂😂😂😁..but it sound irritating tho...
SS777:
That marriage will end imminently,he better find looking for another woman or he should continue licking curses.
Re: Save My Marriage Please.. This May Sound Funny But It Is The Truth by AKWATGOLD1(m): 1:29pm On Jul 29, 2025
Mr. Update147, licking pussy is unhygienic but when it has to do with your wife. It seems she has joined bad click or she is addicted to porn films since she bring it up, study her when she is calm and discuss with her. God will help you.
Update147:
Please I need opinion from both male and female cos this is one thing I have never experienced in my 33 years on this earth.

My wife whom we got married this year wants me to eat her p*say during sex.

Well I tried it but I didn't like the taste of it so I just could not continue. And I was also worried about the health implications of eating a woman's p*ssy. So I just stopped.

But being an observant man, I realize that she actually wants me to eat her p*say, and I am considering doing it just to make her happy and satisfy her sexual desires but mt question now is this.

1. The first time I tried it, I did not like the taste of it, so I want to know do all pussy have same taste ?? Or does pussy actually have taste in the first place ??

2. What are the health implication of eating a woman's p*ssy ?

3. Is it ok to spit out the saliva in my mouth during the process of eating her p*ssy or should I go ahead to swallow it huh

4. I need general opinion of any one that actually cares to share his/her opinion.

Thanks.
Re: Save My Marriage Please.. This May Sound Funny But It Is The Truth by malaria(f):
Were you expecting the taste of honey before? You just giving her pleasure and nothing more . No tooreason am abeg . If you doubt her sound health status then let her go for test before doing that. Let no man decide your bedroom affairs for you , it's between you and your woman .
Re: Save My Marriage Please.. This May Sound Funny But It Is The Truth by ravensckar(m): 2:06pm On Jul 29, 2025
SS777:
That is why politicians will continue using people like you because nothing human is left in you, apart from a shadow.
Dude, are you sure they didn't switch your meds? cheesy cheesy

How does my post relates to your response? huh huh
Re: Save My Marriage Please.. This May Sound Funny But It Is The Truth by verminnel(f): 4:44pm On Jul 29, 2025
Foodqueen:
Was she the same lady that have offensive smell from her pussyhuh

The one you talked about in Jan this year.
hahahahahaaha wicked gurl🤣🤣🤣🤣
Re: Save My Marriage Please.. This May Sound Funny But It Is The Truth by maak400: 10:41pm On Jul 29, 2025
Since you don't like it, it's wrong for her to keep requesting for it. It's not healthy at all, it can cause you serious infections, especially viral infections of the throat. Don't do it again bro.

Update147:
Please I need opinion from both male and female cos this is one thing I have never experienced in my 33 years on this earth.

My wife whom we got married this year wants me to eat her p*say during sex.

Well I tried it but I didn't like the taste of it so I just could not continue. And I was also worried about the health implications of eating a woman's p*ssy. So I just stopped.

But being an observant man, I realize that she actually wants me to eat her p*say, and I am considering doing it just to make her happy and satisfy her sexual desires but mt question now is this.

1. The first time I tried it, I did not like the taste of it, so I want to know do all pussy have same taste ?? Or does pussy actually have taste in the first place ??

2. What are the health implication of eating a woman's p*ssy ?

3. Is it ok to spit out the saliva in my mouth during the process of eating her p*ssy or should I go ahead to swallow it huh

4. I need general opinion of any one that actually cares to share his/her opinion.

Thanks.
Re: Save My Marriage Please.. This May Sound Funny But It Is The Truth by Exceed15: 6:56am On Jul 30, 2025
You already lost your control by letting go of your strong principle. My woman knows well I don't do it from onset.
Re: Save My Marriage Please.. This May Sound Funny But It Is The Truth by Dzzzz: 8:07am On Jul 30, 2025
advanceDNA:
....in relationships we do things we don't like just to make the other person happy... But u see this one.... Baba...tell am say u no do... No gree....

See ehn...u have to be p0$$e$$ed by at least 3 d£moπs to look at that place, and go ahead and chuk your mouth.....

Besides ..it's a one sided pleasure, you gain nothing from it...
He can do 69 then both sides win..
Re: Save My Marriage Please.. This May Sound Funny But It Is The Truth by Update147(op): 11:20am On Jul 30, 2025
Dzzzz:
He can do 69 then both sides win..
I no want.
Sex no be career.
Re: Save My Marriage Please.. This May Sound Funny But It Is The Truth by Update147(op): 11:20am On Jul 30, 2025
Exceed15:
You already lost your control by letting go of your strong principle. My woman knows well I don't do it from onset.
Which strong principle ?
Re: Save My Marriage Please.. This May Sound Funny But It Is The Truth by Dzzzz: 11:52am On Jul 30, 2025
Update147:
I no want.
Sex no be career.
You go know say na career when time reach..Na only you wan cum but make she no cum Abi?..You go marry Gen Z and you no wan lick pum pum!!
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