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Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by risos(m): 10:13pm On Aug 16, 2025
Thanks, I had a really good laugh, you funnily painted in details, some of the goats will certainly keep off, but they'll be back so get prepared.
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by D00msDay(m):
safarifarms:
I rear goats and to the best of my knowledge the ones that survived the attack will still come back unless the owner restrains them. Goats are naturally stubborn. They'll run when you attack but will still come back hoping you are not around. If they see you they'll run away.
I wouldn't call them stubborn. They are playful, forgetful animals and they hold no grudges, thus, they will return. grin grin
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Anijay1212(m): 10:14pm On Aug 16, 2025
DoctorStanley:
See this WICKED CRUELTY

In saner clime you'd receive and deserve long prison sentence.
It made my blood boil to read this nonsense.
How can people be this HEARTLESS??
I just don't get it
Wetin you dey do here. Go saner clime go stay nah. E be like say you no know say na craze them dey take cure craze for here.
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by 1Alex: 10:14pm On Aug 16, 2025
muyico:
Raw beans and water is enough
what will it do to them?
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Tohsynetita1(m): 10:15pm On Aug 16, 2025
Spread garlic on that environment, they will not come near it. You can plant sage, basil, as fence to your farm . They hate those stuffs.
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Tohsynetita1(m): 10:16pm On Aug 16, 2025
Caaz:
In my area we have been sufering from goat attacks,many of us are family people that have lil gardens where we grow our own foods.
Some even have nearby farms,but goats wont allow neither us or the crops to rest.

We have laid complaints to their minders all to no avail,so you either ignore and allow the goats ravage your crops or chase them when they come around.
Some of the goats has red issakaba cloth tied around their necks,giving the impression that,you shouldnt touch them...but i know i would cook one of them chop in a matter of weeks.
Spread garlic on that environment, they will not come near it. You can plant sage, basil, as fence to your farm . They hate those stuffs.
Make sure the garlic is cut from the cover so as to make it smells. The smells is what you need.
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Anijay1212(m): 10:18pm On Aug 16, 2025
Walai:
I just dey laugh you. West African goats 🐐,wey stubborn pass Wike. They will come back, this time in their numbers.
Buy rope and pay some boys to catch them for you. The owners will have to pay before you release it to them.
grin grin grin grin grin
West African goat 🐐 wey stubborn pass Wike.
This comment off me 🙆🙆🙆🙆
We too like wahala for this 🌽 🌲. Make Wike catch you fess 😂😂😂
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Dynamicboss: 10:19pm On Aug 16, 2025
5 hot pepper soup goats got bathed first with hot water and pepper as pre-amble for Asun before the real process starts.
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Irupetepete: 10:21pm On Aug 16, 2025
DoctorStanley:
See this WICKED CRUELTY

In saner clime you'd receive and deserve long prison sentence.
It made my blood boil to read this nonsense.
How can people be this HEARTLESS??
I just don't get it
you Sha wan show say you get sense abi? Animal advocate...but you were blind reading where she said her crops were being destroyed for a long time
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by MaziObinnaokija: 10:22pm On Aug 16, 2025
sad sha nor go wound GREAT MOTHER embarassed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed sad GOAT 🐐 make dem nor com flog u Spiritually undecided tongue
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by muyico(m): 10:24pm On Aug 16, 2025
1Alex:
what will it do to them?
direct death to baba God, d stomach go swell up

Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Mandate1: 10:25pm On Aug 16, 2025
safarifarms:
I rear goats and to the best of my knowledge the ones that survived the attack will still come back unless the owner restrains them. Goats are naturally stubborn. They'll run when you attack but will still come back hoping you are not around. If they see you they'll run away.
I'm tired of these animals(goats) and around my environment. Anyone who allows their goats to roam the streets and disturb others is wicked. Goats are extremely stubborn.
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Heffalump(m): 10:30pm On Aug 16, 2025
@op, I was following your posts thinking it was a man until I came across "my husband".
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Mandate1: 10:30pm On Aug 16, 2025
DoctorStanley:
See this WICKED CRUELTY

In saner clime you'd receive and deserve long prison sentence.
It made my blood boil to read this nonsense.
How can people be this HEARTLESS??
I just don't get it
na you actually dey heartless. Sorry I had to say this.

Goats should not be allowed to roam the streets. They will disturb the hell outa the neighbourhood. The owners are to be blamed. Just pray you don't experience goats disturbance around you, you go cry.
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by udemzyudex(m): 10:39pm On Aug 16, 2025
DoctorStanley:
See this WICKED CRUELTY

In saner clime you'd receive and deserve long prison sentence.
It made my blood boil to read this nonsense.
How can people be this HEARTLESS??
I just don't get it
Who is this attention seeker?
No be only saner clime.
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by damoobaba: 10:42pm On Aug 16, 2025
DoctorStanley:
See this WICKED CRUELTY

In saner clime you'd receive and deserve long prison sentence.
It made my blood boil to read this nonsense.
How can people be this HEARTLESS??
I just don't get it
God make you have sense, every time saner climes. Is that how goats destroy people's gardens in saner climes?
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by 99thEnemy(m): 10:53pm On Aug 16, 2025
Caaz:
I entered my sitting room was locking the locks when my hubs saw me,he was shocked, he asked where i was cooking from.
I told him i had gone to do the lords work which says...sufferet not a witches to live,that the kingdom of God has bn sufering violence,and only the violent taketh it by force.,simply put iwent for evangelism.

He asked...what is the bucket for....i told him i used it for baptism of my new converts.

I know too well that some of those witches will not survive my hot water baptism,but i dont really give a frying fvck.
😁
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Zonefree(m): 10:53pm On Aug 16, 2025
Heffalump:
@op, I was following your posts thinking it was a man until I came across "my husband".
There's no much difference between the "my husband" and OP... same masculine physicality.
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Dzzzz: 10:53pm On Aug 16, 2025
You see that goat wey dem dey tie red bandana like isakaba,na him Dey sweet me pass to chop..
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by themanderon: 10:55pm On Aug 16, 2025
DoctorStanley:
See this WICKED CRUELTY

In saner clime you'd receive and deserve long prison sentence.
It made my blood boil to read this nonsense.
How can people be this HEARTLESS??
I just don't get it
The owners that left the animals to invade people's farms and destroy their crops are the saints abi? You didn't hear their response when they went to report?
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Dzzzz: 10:57pm On Aug 16, 2025
DoctorStanley:
See this WICKED CRUELTY

In saner clime you'd receive and deserve long prison sentence.
It made my blood boil to read this nonsense.
How can people be this HEARTLESS??
I just don't get it
No vex bros..She no know say na the goat uncle you be🚶🏿‍➡️
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Olokonla40: 11:08pm On Aug 16, 2025
You've made me kiss my landlady's daughter now, you're too funny Biko.
Thumbs up to you. I can bet you, those goats 🐐 will never come back. The ones that felt the heat
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by OriOko88(m): 11:46pm On Aug 16, 2025
You went too far. You could have used cold water. They hate anything water. The fact that u said u bathed one of the goats that's pregnant hot water is a real bad omen for u. Pray non of ur family members is pregnant at this moment or else she may hv miscarriage or die from birth stress. This is no joke. Watch your back. Some goats are spiritual
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by zoedew: 12:11am On Aug 17, 2025
Caaz:
I quietly went inside my kitchen,turned on my cylinder,because i. Have had it up to my neck,i had wanted boiling the water with hot plate since there' was light,but my brain told me otherwise.

Warri where i m from,goats nor dey waka for night,you would always see them nesting against the wall in the evening happyly chewing their cords.

Coupled with how they ve tripled us(me)....i decided to go loco on them...some have even wandered inside my Cassava farms...
Some settled for my habaneros.

I woke my lil nephew up and told him everything,incase anything happened to me,meanwhile my husband was sleeping peacefuly oblivious of happenings...person wey suppose to protect me
Hin send you message!
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Redman44(m): 12:24am On Aug 17, 2025
Eran Iya Oshogbo shocked shocked. Please be careful when it comes to goats . Some goats are owned by occultic people. Cheers.
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by bobbiiee: 12:52am On Aug 17, 2025
My experience is a bit different. In 1993, no house in the entire neighbourhood was fenced. A lot of people kept free-range goats and birds. I don't know what attracted the goat to the balcony of our house daily at night. It was part of my chores to do the washing. It was frustrating washing goat dung daily. Before bed, I ensured I had the flask filled with hot water. I set the small alarm clock I used for reading in secondary school, to go off at 12 midnight. I made sure the laurvers were gently opened, and I poured hot water on the stubborn goats through the metal mosquito nets. After a week, I stopped seeing goats on the pavement.
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by sisisioge: 1:18am On Aug 17, 2025
Oh my jisos! Na so I pity the goats and pity you wey dey feed them by proxy....which kin wahala be this? I hope they get injured enough for their minder to spend money for vet. Maybe that will give him/her some sense.

But you get mind o.....sisterly grin grin
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Nobody: 1:41am On Aug 17, 2025
What a warrior queen. Just get bamboo sticks or net to secure your perimeters.
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by L0wk3y(m): 1:42am On Aug 17, 2025
DoctorStanley:
See this WICKED CRUELTY

In saner clime you'd receive and deserve long prison sentence.
It made my blood boil to read this nonsense.
How can people be this HEARTLESS??
I just don't get it
Animal dey consume person means of food and livelihood you dey here dey type nonsense…you for go adopt the stray dogs and goats put for house now.
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