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Dem talk say marriage get stages — sweet, bitter, sweet, bitter, zigzag. One time love full everywhere, next time you dey ask yourself why you even jam this person marry.

Na which stage you think this couple dey for this picture?

The marriage is in bitter /frustration stage. Nothing more

Pestle aka divorce stage...

Ignore the divorce sign and wake up one cool Sunday night while enjoying your sleep 💤 with a pestle to your head.

That's the stage!

Chineke, n'aka gi ka'm no stage.🤲🏼

In other words, oro mi l'owo Oluwa lo wa stage.

-After 10 sec sex
-When the man is broke and eating too much

Communication breakdown stage.

With a generous helping of see-finish

The Reality Stage.

So this is really whom you are. You can comfortably sleep while I'm still struggling with this issue . 'See finish ' stage.

After this phase, depending on how it was handled, comes the companionship state.

Witchcraft stage. A thin line between love and hate.....

Thats because lots of people dont date well, their dating will be like 1 year -2 years max then rush do wedding, take time to date no rushing with time a woman will reveal her true nature no matter how smart she thinks she is


Marriage carries lots of things in perspective, the worst part is society mandates everyone to be married, if you are not married, you are seen as a failure


For me marriage should be fun not mundane and boring, husband helps out in the kitchen, gives wife massage, hubby and wife engage in sensual debate etc

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/husband-wife-sharing-bathroom-together-home-shaving-beard-washing-teeth-family-life-style-concept-husband-wife-281270087.jpg

Fighting stage

Na this kind marriage dey last.

As long as she's on the same bed with the man, everywhere good.

At this stage, the marriage is set to last for another 50 years.

She shock say after all the sniper inside rice, hubby still dey sleep peacefully.


She dey wonder whether him take flagyll or ALS before going to bed...

Look at what a woman is wearing in the house, tying headtie inside house, with God knows what kinda hair is on her head..

Look at the man, peaceful, nice haircut and neat beards..

Women try dressing sexy at home, look neat and enticing... What's y'all problem?? How can my wife be looking like my grandma??

It's a pity Sha.. Tomorrow you'll complain he's going out.. Why won't he go out?? Why?? I taya abeg

Daptboy:
Look at what a woman is wearing in the house, tying headtie inside house, with God knows what kinda hair is on her head..

Look at the man, peaceful, nice haircut and neat beards..

Women try dressing sexy at home, look neat and enticing... What's y'all problem?? How can my wife be looking like my grandma??

It's a pity Sha.. Tomorrow you'll complain he's going out.. Why won't he go out?? Why?? I taya abeg

She should look sexy even in her dream...?

Is that not too much pressure?

A man that will cheat will cheat... if you like sexy like Beyonce!

Suicideboy:
Thats because lots of people dont date well, their dating will be like 1 year -2 years max then rush do wedding, take time to date no rushing with time a woman will reveal her true nature no matter how smart she thinks she is


Marriage carries lots of things in perspective, the worst part is society mandates everyone to be married, if you are not married, you are seen as a failure


For me marriage should be fun not mundane and boring, husband helps out in the kitchen, gives wife massage, hubby and wife engage in sensual debate etc

2 years is not enough?

I agree that marriage should be fun. The picture you added is of white people. Nigerians make marriage look very rigid and unattractive.

Most Nigerian marriages is like a war zone, and I sometimes pity the parties involved. Since marriage has become more of a business affair than a romantic thingy, people might as well draft a contract before walking down the aisle so no part would feel cheated or trampled on.

3 years

pocohantas:
2 years is not enough?

I agree that marriage should be fun. The picture you added is of white people. Nigerians make marriage look very rigid and unattractive.

Man and woman should cohabitate best if its longer the better.
Most nigerians lack game or certain ethics, for instance nigerian men will toast babe, then date then engage then marriage which is wrong, the normal route should be friendship then dating then marriage, no need for engaging when a man and woman know what they want

Most nigerian men marry based on beauty, superficial things concerning their woman, age, financial capability which is not neccessary.


Most nigerians are conservative so they tend to view marriage as means to extend their lineage, thats why after a woman have given the man some children, most men lose interest in their wife, some cherish theirs but for aesthetic reasons. You hardly see a nigerian man in his 60s doing certain things for wife like helping out in the kitchen

Suicideboy:
Man and woman should cohabitate best if its longer the better.
Most nigerians lack game or certain ethics, for instance nigerian men will toast babe, then date then engage then marriage which is wrong, the normal route should be friendship then dating then marriage, no need for engaging when a man and woman know what they want

Most nigerian men marry based on beauty, superficial things concerning their woman, age, financial capability which is not neccessary.


Most nigerians are conservative so they tend to view marriage as means to extend their lineage, thats why after a woman have given the man some children, most men lose interest in their wife, some cherish theirs but for aesthetic reasons. You hardly see a nigerian man in his 60s doing certain things for wife like helping out in the kitchen

I think cohabiting would lead to fornication if they are are a godly set. It can also lead to unwanted pregnancy and pregnancy-induced marriage which sometimes complicates things.

Nigerians see marriage as something to tick off at a certain age. So anybody that is ready, they just grab him/her. Then they get tired after the kids come and distract themselves with everything but the actual aim of marriage _companionship. I saw a Tiktok post of a lady saying she plans to have sex with her husband regularly and it was married people telling it doesn't happen. She should prepare her mind for sex without kissing or romance. Married men and women were saying this and they saw it as normal.

pocohantas:
I think cohabiting would lead to fornication if they are are a godly set. It can also lead to unwanted pregnancy and pregnancy-induced marriage which sometimes complicates things.

Nigerians see marriage as something to tick off at a certain age. So anybody that is ready, they just grab him/her. Then they get tired after the kids come and distract themselves with everything but the actual aim of marriage _companionship. I saw a Tiktok post of a lady saying she plans to have sex with her husband regularly and it was married people telling it doesn't happen. She should prepare her mind for sex with kissing or romance. Married men and women were saying this and they saw it as normal.

Sex should not be restricted, a couple can have it if they choose to and with protection.

Thats nigerian men and women for you, things are starting to change as most nigerian women mostly millenials and gen z are becoming liberal.

brain54:
She should look sexy even in her dream...?

Is that not too much pressure?

A man that will cheat will cheat... if you like sexy like Beyonce!

Where in my statement did I talk about dream?? Is that a dream scenario??

Too much pressure?? Really?? Until he goes out then you'll see the pressure and effort she puts to finding out who he's out with..

Indeed but study confirms that a high number of men who cheat are pushed out by their wives.. Do your research Lil man and stop defending garbage..

I'm sorry sir...

Daptboy:
Where in my statement did I talk about dream?? Is that a dream scenario??

Too much pressure?? Really?? Until he goes out then you'll see the pressure and effort she puts to finding out who he's out with..

Indeed but study confirms that a high number of men who cheat are pushed out by their wives.. Do your research Lil man and stop defending garbage..

brain54:
I'm sorry sir...

Laughs.. Abeg Liv me o