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Which Of These "Okada Men' Will You Allow To Carry You? by Fiscus105(op): 10:53am On Aug 18, 2025
If you meet all of these Okada men on the road, which of them you will allow to carry you to your destination and why?

Me, I will choose 'B' because it is the least clueless among them.

Re: Which Of These "Okada Men' Will You Allow To Carry You? by Softmirror: 10:55am On Aug 18, 2025
The letter in the middle should be changed to D please.
Re: Which Of These "Okada Men' Will You Allow To Carry You? by Fiscus105(op): 11:08am On Aug 18, 2025
Softmirror:
The letter in the middle should be changed to D please.
Why? Is B not comes after A? Besides, it is those that already finished, any magic they might have inside them.
Re: Which Of These "Okada Men' Will You Allow To Carry You? by badaru911: 11:56am On Aug 18, 2025
...I will go for C, because you can control him. If you told him to slow down, drive fast,stop to buy something, he's going to listen to you and obey you with a smile on his face.
The bike A, that one will frustrate you till you get down, tell him to slow down,he go ride fast believing you are enjoying it,ride fast that you are in a hurry,he go slow down believing you are also enjoying it, and the moment he sees a Fulani man or Hausa man by the road side, just know that you go use 5hrs to get to your destination, he go park and gist with him believing it that you are enjoying it.
... While that of bike B, you go fight till you reach your destination,tell him to ride fast,he go ask you why, slow down,why,stop,why. He hate people ordering him,he will be the one to determine when to ride fast, slow down and stop. When it comes to money,he can change it for you anytime, you will be the one begging him at the end..
Re: Which Of These "Okada Men' Will You Allow To Carry You? by Bahamas95(m): 12:03pm On Aug 18, 2025
I don't have problem with B and C.




But you see that "A"? If I say what's on my mind I will chop ban..
Re: Which Of These "Okada Men' Will You Allow To Carry You? by Kukutente23: 12:16pm On Aug 18, 2025
Softmirror:
The letter in the middle should be changed to D please.
Just say A and rest
Where you awn hide for this one
Sai Babarian turned to BATist
Re: Which Of These "Okada Men' Will You Allow To Carry You? by Nobody: 12:17pm On Aug 18, 2025
B achieved the most for Nigeria, set us on a growth trajectory.

He had his flaws but he did well.
Re: Which Of These "Okada Men' Will You Allow To Carry You? by Adexvivacity(m): 12:30pm On Aug 18, 2025
If you look very well at the hand of the 3 okadas, am telling you from experience, any bike that has its hand bent like A or C, pls avoid it because they find it hard to control the bike in a sudden incident. And they are mostly thugs.
Re: Which Of These "Okada Men' Will You Allow To Carry You? by Guestmale: 12:37pm On Aug 18, 2025
dollypi:
B achieved the most for Nigeria, set us on a growth trajectory.

He had his flaws but he did well.
You're not asked who performed well as president but the one you can choose as bike man.
Re: Which Of These "Okada Men' Will You Allow To Carry You? by mightyhazel: 12:42pm On Aug 18, 2025
The middle one resemble baraka for mortal Kombat grin
Re: Which Of These "Okada Men' Will You Allow To Carry You? by Sonnobax15(m): 12:45pm On Aug 18, 2025
lipsrsealed
Obj.....

Anytime any day twice on when I used to ride and balance Keke..
Re: Which Of These "Okada Men' Will You Allow To Carry You? by Justiceleague1: 12:46pm On Aug 18, 2025
All miscreants and urchins and touts are all proud of their A role model
grin
Re: Which Of These "Okada Men' Will You Allow To Carry You? by Smartcitizen: 12:47pm On Aug 18, 2025
APC people will want Osama Bin Laden to carry them on his Okada to their elderado.


Terrorist, terrorizing Nigerians with their bad behavior.


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Re: Which Of These "Okada Men' Will You Allow To Carry You? by oladipuposadeeq(m): 12:47pm On Aug 18, 2025
Why that girl dey peep look wetin dey infront of obasanjo
Re: Which Of These "Okada Men' Will You Allow To Carry You? by MistyDense(f): 12:48pm On Aug 18, 2025
None.... Except His Excellency, Chief Peter Gregory OBI
Re: Which Of These "Okada Men' Will You Allow To Carry You? by HeadNigga: 12:49pm On Aug 18, 2025
Gej
Obasanjo
Or
I trek

21 more characters needed
Re: Which Of These "Okada Men' Will You Allow To Carry You? by bluefilm: 12:49pm On Aug 18, 2025
None of them biko !

God forbid BAT thing now and forever
Re: Which Of These "Okada Men' Will You Allow To Carry You? by alphaconde(m): 12:50pm On Aug 18, 2025
The okada man wey we get now no wan drive okada.

Na trailer de e mind to drive even if the road na bush path
Re: Which Of These "Okada Men' Will You Allow To Carry You? by richiemcgold:
Of course I will go with C. I can easily control and correct him if he rides too rough or too speedy, and he will comply.

.. but you see A and B, both of dem fit vex tear me hot slap for trying to control them.
Re: Which Of These "Okada Men' Will You Allow To Carry You? by Offpoint1: 12:51pm On Aug 18, 2025
40 characters needed for simple question that requires one sentence?

By the ways! This question na bait. Speak your mind and get banned by bot or mod
Re: Which Of These "Okada Men' Will You Allow To Carry You? by alphaconde(m): 12:51pm On Aug 18, 2025
Why the passenger behind okada B de fear look front
Re: Which Of These "Okada Men' Will You Allow To Carry You? by jojo1415: 12:51pm On Aug 18, 2025
Na ògun go kee "A".....very useless person,no wonder him kpai undecided
Re: Which Of These "Okada Men' Will You Allow To Carry You? by atobs4real(m): 12:52pm On Aug 18, 2025
I will go wit C because he has the fear of God. May God bring him back
Re: Which Of These "Okada Men' Will You Allow To Carry You? by jojo1415: 12:52pm On Aug 18, 2025
"A" don't know his left from right....he is a very anyhow human being with no sense cheesy
Re: Which Of These "Okada Men' Will You Allow To Carry You? by Thunderfayamods: 12:52pm On Aug 18, 2025
Lmao 😂🤣😂🤣 una like wahala for this NL! 🤣🤣🤣🤣!
40 characters 40 characters 40 characters.
Re: Which Of These "Okada Men' Will You Allow To Carry You? by BlackfireX: 12:53pm On Aug 18, 2025
Put tinubu let's see and compare and contrast and contact.




grin

It will be town hall different
Re: Which Of These "Okada Men' Will You Allow To Carry You? by Disenfranchised: 12:53pm On Aug 18, 2025
Yoruba baptists should rest. See how they are insulting jona up there.
Re: Which Of These "Okada Men' Will You Allow To Carry You? by Thunderfayamods: 12:53pm On Aug 18, 2025
Offpoint1:
40 characters needed for simple question that requires one sentence?
Honestly I don't know whoever gave him this idea of 40 characters. It is making the forum boring.
Re: Which Of These "Okada Men' Will You Allow To Carry You? by Bendeco02: 12:54pm On Aug 18, 2025
B

Because he is straight foward and no nonsense man.
Re: Which Of These "Okada Men' Will You Allow To Carry You? by arantess: 12:54pm On Aug 18, 2025
Softmirror:
The letter in the middle should be changed to D please.
what manner of confusion is this?

choose your failed buhari in peace, nobody will bite you
Re: Which Of These "Okada Men' Will You Allow To Carry You? by MrSly(m): 12:54pm On Aug 18, 2025
Fiscus105:
If you meet all of these Okada men on the road, which of them you will allow to carry you to your destination and why?

Me, I will choose 'B' because it is the least clueless among them.
What can you say about the current Okada man carrying you?
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