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When I Die, Nobody Will See My Corpse, I Will Fly Away — Odumeje - Christianity Etc (3) - Nairaland

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Re: When I Die, Nobody Will See My Corpse, I Will Fly Away — Odumeje by Bluntemperor: 3:54am On Sep 08, 2025
See 'LAMBA' O!
So, you be Elijah Or Jesus Christ - that your body go just Zoom Off, 😮 abi?
Jusk keep on Deceiving the Gaulibles Audiences on Social Media- to keep you afloat!
By the Way- you told your audience - THAT YOU GO Defeat Tinubu - for 2027 Elections - sometimes ago?
So,has anything Changed?
Re: When I Die, Nobody Will See My Corpse, I Will Fly Away — Odumeje by NewDea4: 3:57am On Sep 08, 2025
Re: When I Die, Nobody Will See My Corpse, I Will Fly Away — Odumeje by Mirasteel: 4:05am On Sep 08, 2025
Please don't fly away, who will entertain us?
Re: When I Die, Nobody Will See My Corpse, I Will Fly Away — Odumeje by JJBROS(m): 4:21am On Sep 08, 2025
What significant thing has he done?
Re: When I Die, Nobody Will See My Corpse, I Will Fly Away — Odumeje by chidi2003(m): 4:41am On Sep 08, 2025
wunmi590:
huh

This comedian has started again, with his skits, we wish you what you wish yourself..

Godluck
What that needs, is rehabilitation!
Re: When I Die, Nobody Will See My Corpse, I Will Fly Away — Odumeje by tabaralph: 5:13am On Sep 08, 2025
[quote author= post=136724971]Source: https://tribuneonlineng.com/when-i-die-nobody-will-see-my-corpse-i-will-fly-away-odumeje/[/quote]This one and Tope Alabi late pastor Ajanaku has the same format..🤣🤣🤣
Re: When I Die, Nobody Will See My Corpse, I Will Fly Away — Odumeje by Donalddonc2: 5:56am On Sep 08, 2025
Everybody has limited time to stay on earth. So this is not a News to be worried about
Re: When I Die, Nobody Will See My Corpse, I Will Fly Away — Odumeje by Donalddonc2: 6:04am On Sep 08, 2025
I totally agreed with you Pa Idumuje, just like everyone else has limited time to spend on earth.

When you die your corpse will be buried and nobody will see it again.
Re: When I Die, Nobody Will See My Corpse, I Will Fly Away — Odumeje by isram: 6:23am On Sep 08, 2025
Gambling addiction is a growing concern in Nigeria, especially among the youth. Many young Nigerians are getting trapped in the cycle of betting, and it's slowly destroying their lives. The promise of quick wins and easy money can be tempting, but the harsh reality is that most bettors end up losing more than they win.

*The Dangers of Betting:*

1. Financial ruin: Betting can lead to significant financial losses, leaving individuals and families struggling to make ends meet.
2. Mental health issues: The stress and anxiety of betting can lead to depression, anxiety disorders, and other mental health problems.
3. Social isolation: Betting can consume a person's life, causing them to neglect relationships, work, and other important responsibilities.

*A Cautionary Tale:*

Remember those who used to play pool and other games for fun? Many of them are now struggling financially, and their lives haven't improved. Betting is no different. It's essential to prioritize financial stability, education, and personal growth over the fleeting promise of quick wins.

*Say No to Betting:*

If you're struggling with betting addiction or know someone who is, there are resources available to help. Consider seeking support from:

1. Professional counselors or therapists
2. Support groups like Gamblers Anonymous
3. Online resources and hotlines

*Break the Cycle:*

It's time to break free from the cycle of betting addiction. Focus on building a stable future through education, hard work, and responsible financial management. Remember, there's no shortcut to success.

Let's work together to create a healthier, more prosperous future for Nigerian youth. Say no to betting and prioritize your well-being.


If you need help i can help you
Re: When I Die, Nobody Will See My Corpse, I Will Fly Away — Odumeje by Atarakpa: 6:35am On Sep 08, 2025
Lie from the pit of hell
Re: When I Die, Nobody Will See My Corpse, I Will Fly Away — Odumeje by waice6571: 6:41am On Sep 08, 2025
Suspicion.... !

Like you are about to be successful at a mega fraud scheme, planned to relocate abroad, fake your death and vanish into the thin air with your loot..... huh

No traces, no remains, no burial site.... Unresolved case.
Re: When I Die, Nobody Will See My Corpse, I Will Fly Away — Odumeje by Aleem26(m): 6:41am On Sep 08, 2025
Alawada 😂😂😂😂
Re: When I Die, Nobody Will See My Corpse, I Will Fly Away — Odumeje by georgeakins: 6:45am On Sep 08, 2025
Sonnobax15:
grin
Onitsa Elisha wanna fly grin

Aba made spider man abi na spanner man,which one you be idaboski?

Jokes apart,I just too love this man....... Imagine pastor wey dey enter studio dey vibe with secular artistes Dem.....It clearly shows that nothing on earth should be too expensive to hinder a man's happiness..
Everyone from that side takes Mkpurumirri, including Odumeje
Re: When I Die, Nobody Will See My Corpse, I Will Fly Away — Odumeje by gassbee: 7:02am On Sep 08, 2025
Dis jazzman don come again
Re: When I Die, Nobody Will See My Corpse, I Will Fly Away — Odumeje by IamAtAnger: 7:57am On Sep 08, 2025
He don cash out wella na ... wan change identity go one of those coded island countries chop life
edlion57:
Is like my man wan japa country hard...cos I no understand nobody will see his body
Re: When I Die, Nobody Will See My Corpse, I Will Fly Away — Odumeje by BucketHat(m): 8:08am On Sep 08, 2025
Who be this one again!

Re: When I Die, Nobody Will See My Corpse, I Will Fly Away — Odumeje by BucketHat(m): 8:10am On Sep 08, 2025
Bluntemperor:
See 'LAMBA' O!
So, you be Elijah Or Jesus Christ - that your body go just Zoom Off, 😮 abi?
Jusk keep on Deceiving the Gaulibles Audiences on Social Media- to keep you afloat!
By the Way- you told your audience - THAT YOU GO Defeat Tinubu - for 2027 Elections - sometimes ago?
So,has anything Changed?
Aye sir!
Re: When I Die, Nobody Will See My Corpse, I Will Fly Away — Odumeje by Jaymats: 8:11am On Sep 08, 2025
Nwanem we warned you about your desperateness for wealth and power you never listened now see what you are about to cause for your innocent wife and kids.

Bishop Okonkwo celebrating his 80 years alive, Adeboye same, Oyesepo same etc but you are less than 55 years if I'm not mistaken and you are already announcing your death using TB Joshua death as your cover up to stll scam people to believe you are a man of God, dey play nwanem, you hear.
Re: When I Die, Nobody Will See My Corpse, I Will Fly Away — Odumeje by BucketHat(m): 8:11am On Sep 08, 2025
Aleem26:
Alawada 😂😂😂😂
Affirmative sir.
Re: When I Die, Nobody Will See My Corpse, I Will Fly Away — Odumeje by abjonline(m): 8:13am On Sep 08, 2025
I hope say no be plane crash dis guy dey talk so

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Re: When I Die, Nobody Will See My Corpse, I Will Fly Away — Odumeje by BucketHat(m): 8:14am On Sep 08, 2025
waice6571:
Suspicion.... !

Like you are about to be successful at a mega fraud scheme, planned to relocate abroad, fake your death and vanish into the thin air with your loot..... huh

No traces, no remains, no burial site.... Unresolved case.
Aye sir!
Re: When I Die, Nobody Will See My Corpse, I Will Fly Away — Odumeje by Holluwhakemmy(f): 8:14am On Sep 08, 2025
WesleyPepper:
Baba don clear everyone . Your ogboni cult would take care of it .
Okay nah
You have said it all
Re: When I Die, Nobody Will See My Corpse, I Will Fly Away — Odumeje by BucketHat(m): 8:15am On Sep 08, 2025
Atarakpa:
Lie from the pit of hell
Aye sir!
Re: When I Die, Nobody Will See My Corpse, I Will Fly Away — Odumeje by sinola(m): 9:10am On Sep 08, 2025
excessive consumption of kolos is bad aswear
Re: When I Die, Nobody Will See My Corpse, I Will Fly Away — Odumeje by fabolouz1(m): 9:11am On Sep 08, 2025
His followers are hypnotized .
Re: When I Die, Nobody Will See My Corpse, I Will Fly Away — Odumeje by louken(m): 9:36am On Sep 08, 2025
This man is funnier than most standup comedians.
My man.
Re: When I Die, Nobody Will See My Corpse, I Will Fly Away — Odumeje by nwirinedu(m): 11:23am On Sep 08, 2025
The only problem with Nigeria is religion.

Re: When I Die, Nobody Will See My Corpse, I Will Fly Away — Odumeje by MrColdsweat: 11:48am On Sep 08, 2025
My friend garrout.

Wetin I wan take your corpse do?
Re: When I Die, Nobody Will See My Corpse, I Will Fly Away — Odumeje by Meteng: 11:49am On Sep 08, 2025
Him don know say the thing wey him sign for, the time don dey come
Re: When I Die, Nobody Will See My Corpse, I Will Fly Away — Odumeje by kingandamy4life(m): 12:40pm On Sep 08, 2025
He went to india stayed in the coffin for 3 days to acquire all the power he uses. Those names he calls is from India and its only gullible Nigerians that i pity who fall for the deceit of the devil. His time is up already and he knows. He has less than 3years to live. Mark this comment.
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