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richmond500:
no I don't, we are just friends and I have seen people approach her which she turned down and is always proud of her man.

Una too naive for this kon3 so e go accept everybody especially when u know? Women only tell you about the people they told 'no' n not the ones they said 'yes' grow up man!

j3r3myk3n:
So I literally was at this church this las Sunday, wouldn’t disclose the name of the church but my first 1hr or so, it was certain workers mounting the pulpit kabashing (speaking in tongues as they’ll say).

Brethren, “start speaking in Holy Ghost/tongue” while he led the session.

As a first timer and a total stranger to such, I felt embarrassed and worried cos of course, a female worker leading the session, probably a prayer warrior was putting on a Jean pant but all I could hear is kabashing for straight few minutes, no much words I could relate to, just speaking in tongues.

While eyes were closed, I sensed another woman’s voice again taking the speaking in tongue session from the previous one, I managed to open my eyes and at least be sure of what I signed up for lol, lo and behold the female pastor had leg chain, that was when I asked myself a sincere question; “haven’t I trespassed already?”

Cos what’s all these straight one hour or more kabashing with questionable mode of dressings?

Oh! Pastor Mrs. must have felt weird noticing that I was busy ruminating the thoughts in my head regarding their totally different mode of worship, she got vexed at some point noticing that while she did everything to lead the whole congregation to clap, jump, do stuffs but I wasn’t so much moved.

She felt unrest and started “… don’t rebel, clap, clap clap” I knew she was indirectly referring to me, so I personally ignored and acted like I didn’t notice but of course the people sitting next to me must have felt, I’m not complying at some point. Hahahahahah.


Fast forward, choir came to my rescue with a very badass music and dancing session, okay I like good music, I felt a relief at least, this is a bit different, I could hear them sing in English and nice songs accompanied with the melodies instrumental backups.

Oh before I forget, while we were at the music and dancing session, I could sense the Pastor Mrs. communicating and probably ensuring this other pastor knew there’s a rebel amongst them lol, I was like; today na today, they would bomb me with Holy Ghost fire if I’m not careful.

After the music and dancing session, a well dressed man, another pastor or so who the Mrs. must have reported me to mounted the pulpit in a nice senator wear but I could sense his maturity, appreciated the choir, sounded humble being compared to Ps Mrs. which she later recognized while trying to pitch in the sermon of the day.

To my very surprise, uncle pulled the

Another tale begging for engagement
So u nor carry your phone to snap d leg or ur brain nor dey to remember d name of d church? Dey play!

Peacecore:
Una too naive for this kon3 so e go accept everybody especially when u know? Women only tell you about the people they told 'no' n not the ones they said 'yes' grow up man!

So u know the lady better than I do?
Abi u just felt like talking even if it made no sense?

richmond500:
So u know the lady better than I do?
Abi u just felt like talking even if it made no sense?

My point is that you should stop claiming to know a woman bro. That's the beginning of simpism

Peacecore:
My point is that you should stop claiming to know a woman bro. That's the beginning of simpism

You guys use the word simp without understanding.

When I say I know a lady that is faithful to her man, it doesn't mean I am simping.

Simping is love interest and being overtly submissive to a lady without the love bring reciprocated. If I say someone has a good character, it is not simping.

richmond500:
You guys use the word simp without understanding.

When I say I know a lady that is faithful to her man, it doesn't mean I am simping.

Simping is love interest and being overtly submissive to a lady without the love bring reciprocated. If I say someone has a good character, it is not simping.

I didn't call you a simple rather I said that it's how a simp starts. It's one of the characters of a simp. He overly trust a woman.

Peacecore:
I didn't call you a simple rather I said that it's how a simp starts. It's one of the characters of a simp. He overly trust a woman.

trusting a woman is not simping.
Simping starts when there is love interest

What does the bible say about leg chain?

j3r3myk3n:
So I literally was at this church this las Sunday, wouldn’t disclose the name of the church but my first 1hr or so, it was certain workers mounting the pulpit kabashing (speaking in tongues as they’ll say).

Brethren, “start speaking in Holy Ghost/tongue” while he led the session.

As a first timer and a total stranger to such, I felt embarrassed and worried cos of course, a female worker leading the session, probably a prayer warrior was putting on a Jean pant but all I could hear is kabashing for straight few minutes, no much words I could relate to, just speaking in tongues.

While eyes were closed, I sensed another woman’s voice again taking the speaking in tongue session from the previous one, I managed to open my eyes and at least be sure of what I signed up for lol, lo and behold the female pastor had leg chain, that was when I asked myself a sincere question; “haven’t I trespassed already?”

Cos what’s all these straight one hour or more kabashing with questionable mode of dressings?

Oh! Pastor Mrs. must have felt weird noticing that I was busy ruminating the thoughts in my head regarding their totally different mode of worship, she got vexed at some point noticing that while she did everything to lead the whole congregation to clap, jump, do stuffs but I wasn’t so much moved.

She felt unrest and started “… don’t rebel, clap, clap clap” I knew she was indirectly referring to me, so I personally ignored and acted like I didn’t notice but of course the people sitting next to me must have felt, I’m not complying at some point. Hahahahahah.


Fast forward, choir came to my rescue with a very badass music and dancing session, okay I like good music, I felt a relief at least, this is a bit different, I could hear them sing in English and nice songs accompanied with the melodies instrumental backups.

Oh before I forget, while we were at the music and dancing session, I could sense the Pastor Mrs. communicating and probably ensuring this other pastor knew there’s a rebel amongst them lol, I was like; today na today, they would bomb me with Holy Ghost fire if I’m not careful.

After the music and dancing session, a well dressed man, another pastor or so who the Mrs. must have reported me to mounted the pulpit in a nice senator wear but I could sense his maturity, appreciated the choir, sounded humble being compared to Ps Mrs. which she later recognized while trying to pitch in the sermon of the day.

To my very surprise, uncle pulled the

The question is, wetin you go do for that kind church in the first place

j3r3myk3n:
another pastor or so who the Mrs. must have reported me to mounted the pulpit in a nice senator wear but I could sense his maturity, appreciated the choir, sounded humble being compared to Ps Mrs. which she later recognized while trying to pitch in the sermon of the day.

To my very surprise, uncle pulled the

You don make me laugh scatta

richmond500:
trusting a woman is not simping.
Simping starts when there is love interest

Anything you want to believe buh not to trust that your friend's wife and use her as a reference.

Peacecore:
Anything you want to believe buh not to trust that your friend's wife and use her as a reference.

You don't know her and I am using her as reference compared to most girls I have seen.

richmond500:
You don't know her and I am using her as reference compared to most girls I have seen.

Goodluck then buh then come here later to open a thread abpit her to disturb our peace.

Peacecore:
Goodluck then buh then come here later to open a thread abpit her to disturb our peace.

Guy rest, every lady is not thesame

richmond500:
Guy rest, every lady is not thesame

Okay I don bookmark your monicker

poik:
The question is, wetin you go do for that kind church in the first place

Truth be told, that’s the right question to ask me, it was those times when your church would have left for camp meeting and you couldn’t attend cos of work or some important reasons that made you just give other church a trial to see what you might be missing since it wouldn’t be ideal to miss blessings on both sides hahaha. Unfortunately they nearly nuked me with a whole different vibe.

Truth is, I won’t be surprised if they had discussed among themselves that I was a hater or some devil incarnate.

Peacecore:
Another tale begging for engagement
So u nor carry your phone to snap d leg or ur brain nor dey to remember d name of d church? Dey play!

I just mentioned they nearly bombed me with their tongues and all you cared for was a picture?

It seem you don’t like me. What if they bundled me and took me to some separate room to flog the living day out of my devilish mind in the name of delivering and baptizing me?

What if I mention names now and you’re one of their ushers?

No o!

Maybe if you dm privately I might point at the church so you’d witness their activities first hand.

You gon learn, and you’d learn the most subtle way!

Since most people don't care to know the true Christians instead they just want to call any religion that's calling Jesus Christians there is no way you can separate truth from falsehood!

j3r3myk3n:
I just mentioned they nearly bombed me with their tongues and all you cared for was a picture?

It seem you don’t like me. What if they bundled me and took me to some separate room to flog the living day out of my devilish mind in the name of delivering and baptizing me?

What if I mention names now and you’re one of their ushers?

No o!

Maybe if you dm privately I might point at the church so you’d witness their activities first hand.

You gon learn, and you’d learn the most subtle way!

How dem go take know say na u mention d name if tge church? No picture, no name, I nor gree