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Chumzypinky:
hubby that I love and miss

adeabdul2:
Well done, Boss man.
Truly, you be da Boss!

Chumzypinky:
hubby that I love and miss

Stevedison:
TBM are you back? What happened? After many years

TheBlessedMAN:
bro lets do a collabo

Not yet o. But I'm cooking it

TheBlessedMAN:
I'm back with a new banger famz. Click the link below to join the new train. Don't be left out.

https://www.nairaland.com/8521601/friends-frenemies-foes-darous-chronicles

TheBlessedMAN:
I'm back with a new banger famz. Click the link below to join the new train. Don't be left out.

https://www.nairaland.com/8521601/friends-frenemies-foes-darous-chronicles

SmartestPopQUEEN:
we happy to have you back dear... 🥰

TheBlessedMAN:
DEDICATION -:


I religiously dedicate this confusing-title work to the glory of Baba God, for letting me live a life of pure holiness and thereby ensuring my automatic ticket to his Kingdom and also dedicating it to the memory of my Late Dad,(may his No-nonsense and easy going soul Rest in Peace).


It is with utmost sense of humility that i return his dedication to him, So to say, "DEDICATION RECIEVED IS A DEDICATION RETURNED."


ACKNOWLEDGEMENT -:

I hereby acknowledge the inspiration, giving to me abstractly by the Pen MASTERS AND MISTRESS of this United state of Nairaland, and the ginger they gave me to 'SIT DOWN' (which i don't normally do) and to 'THINK' (i don't remember the last time i did that) of writing this work.

Thanks and may God acknowledge you all for me too.. So to say "ACKNOWLEDGEMENT RECEIVED IS ACKNOWLEDGMENT RETURNED.



COPYRIGHT-:

This work is spiritually protected by Shango (gawd of thunder), and if you like, copy and paste it to Pluto, i really don't care, i don hand everything over to Shango.. Am sure by the time he also Copy Paste you with his Thunder, you won't remember to file a lawsuit against me for also violating ur personal Copyright... So to say, COPYRIGHT RECEIVED IS COPYRIGHT RETURNED.


[color=#009900] PROHIBITION :-

Using of Borrowed data or borrowed credit, and Sharing of Hotspot to view my work is arrogantly prohibited. So readers are hereby advice to Subscribe to atleast a minimum of #3000 /month data plan to view this work.

Also, any device, apart from Iphone7, Iphone6, samsung S7, S6, Galaxy Tabs, ipods,ipads, are not allowed on this thread. Pls,Don't make me prosecute you for trying to abuse my work with small and cheap devices.. Although am also typing with Nokia 2700. Thanks. [/color]


[color=#660000] DERAILERS-

Derailers are strictly warned to back off, pls don't come here and be telling us how Buhari have failed to pay your grandpa's grativity and entitlements. Pls be warned. [/color]


[color=#008800]CRITICS :-

I have paid Shango handsomely to deal with this special set of people, and am sure he won't hesitate to Thunder you and ur Useless Mb out, if u pass ur boundary.

So pls, Criticise me Maturely pls, as u know, am just a learner, i no even go sch, i just want to write for my pleasure and if others enjoy it too, then the better. But pls, don't abuse me for ur own sake and you might enjoy a Thunder free stay on this thread. [/color]



WHAT TO EXPECT FROM THE STORY


VIOLENCE - Yes.. But at readers discretion.


SEX - hmmm... Yes, also at readers discretion, lets give the Masturbation crews something to look forward to, buh pls, don't masturbate while reading this work, because ur moaning, and sounds may distract my attention on the story.

So, i hereby call on the 'ANTIMASTURBATION AGENCY OF NIGERIA'[A.A.N] to come and help me keep this masturbation crews and their moaning sounds in proper check..


GAYism- pls, don't even come here atall, if you are a Gay. Cos if i catch u, chai.. U no go like am. I go prosecute and announce ur obituary date b4 i kil u self.


MORAL- i can't promise you that.

If u need a Moral story, i advice u to visit other threads, like Red Ashes, and Tradition by my wife, chuwzypinky, Pamelb by Alone, Fiyah by Silent seduction, Larrysun by Black Maria, Audreytimms by Letting go, Repogirl by False pretenses, Rachaelfst by Wrong number.

Or you can take a priceless stroll down to the Religious section, or better still, go and settle your quarell with your Quran or Bible. You may also try to visit ur Sunday school teacher for stories about king David and King Saul, or how Judas sold Jesus out on OLX.

If after reading all this, you are stil not contented with what you've read, pls don't hesitate to contack Seun, Lalasticlala and Mynd44 to send your greedy self out of NL.



So ladieSNEH and GentlemenSNEH,


YoungiSNEH and OldiSNEH,

SingleSNEH and MarriedSNEH,


VoterSNEH and non VoterSNEH,


InecSNEH and IndependenceSNEH,


PrisonerSNEH and Prison warderSNEH,


NairalanderSNEH and GuestSNEH,


and Lastly, The Masturbating crews, pls get your Creams handy, whisper to ur left hands, tel him, he's about to suffer,

Now, fasten your Reading belts as I arrogantly and Proudly take you on this free Ride.

Welcome on Board.

YOURS SHANGOISTIC
TheBlessedMAN

ogboni76:
To say I am just reading this in 2026! Since 2017! God bless you bro