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To Hell With Marriage. by Comfortableme(op): 3:38pm On Oct 08, 2025
Wait, una wey don marry how is it going? It's like the good wife's has been married off. Because na almost every day I dey see news of wife killing her husband, one even use knife cut her husband preak. Am in my 40s but let marriage go to dungeon. No wife, no kids am good. My mama no kill my papa make one woman no come make my family cry over me.
Ire ooo

Re: To Hell With Marriage. by Sabadon(m): 6:47pm On Oct 08, 2025
you attract your type, be a good man you ll attract a good woman... tho not a general rule, but most often times than non
Re: To Hell With Marriage. by CodeTemplarr: 6:47pm On Oct 08, 2025
Lol. I like the emotional generalisation here. It mirror the other gender.
Re: To Hell With Marriage. by Passionate888: 6:47pm On Oct 08, 2025
Marry o, a good woman is scarce in Nigeria but try marry
Re: To Hell With Marriage. by YourNextLevel(m): 6:48pm On Oct 08, 2025
Comfortableme:
Wait, una wey don marry how is it going? It's like the good wife's has been married off. Because na almost every day I dey see news of wife killing her husband, one even use knife cut her husband preak. Am in my 40s but let marriage go to dungeon. No wife, no kids am good. My mama no kill my papa make one woman no come make my family cry over me.
Ire ooo
Did you see the wife killing the soldier?
Re: To Hell With Marriage. by ObaKlaz:
The likelihood of marrying a box-to-box midfielder, with many match caps naim even dey worse, than make one stupid woman cut your Gbolistic Gbola. Na oloshos full everywhere now.

Baba, stand your ground. If na to born pikin, find one woman gee bele, and take care of your offspring(s).

My mumu friends go come around, trying to trigger me by saying I wouldn't understand certain experiences because I ain't married yet. They say that with smug expressions on their faces, thinking I don't know that their wives are frying them like Ijebu Garri at home. And I even hol' bar pass dem.

Some of their silly wives behave so good around me, appearing very easy for me, if I had nasty intentions.

I bet If I splash some cash, I could clap their fat cheeks behind their goat husbands who happen to be my friends.
Re: To Hell With Marriage. by Nobody: 6:48pm On Oct 08, 2025
I respect your stance and it’s your right. Irrespective, you shouldn’t make a topic since it’s a personal conviction.
Re: To Hell With Marriage. by Blossomfirst: 6:48pm On Oct 08, 2025
It's a personal choice. But when you get older we won't be here to cry with you when you regret missing out the good part of marriage
Re: To Hell With Marriage. by jericco1(m): 6:48pm On Oct 08, 2025
this generation is too spoiled
Re: To Hell With Marriage. by Kobicove(m): 6:49pm On Oct 08, 2025
How is this my business? undecided
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Re: To Hell With Marriage. by Taquin(f): 6:49pm On Oct 08, 2025
🤣🤣🤣


I’m sorry but I can’t take you seriously.

Is it to Hell “with” Marriage because you can’t afford to be married now or the negative news about marriages are discouraging you, a 45 years old man who still feels like a youth ☺️☺️
Re: To Hell With Marriage. by xrenzy(m): 6:49pm On Oct 08, 2025
It's a free world where every man has a right to its own opinion
Re: To Hell With Marriage. by fnep2smooth(m): 6:49pm On Oct 08, 2025
That is your own choice, everyone get reason why they marry. As for me Na the below image be my target. grin

Re: To Hell With Marriage. by Desi322: 6:50pm On Oct 08, 2025
Getting married is a good one especially if you married the right person otherwise I'm sorry for you
Re: To Hell With Marriage. by SpaceX: 6:50pm On Oct 08, 2025
It 2025!! if you want peace,quiet and freedom free agent lifestyle is for you!!
Re: To Hell With Marriage. by UselessBuharist: 6:51pm On Oct 08, 2025
Once you hit 40, every conversation with your parents somehow circles around marriage like it’s their favourite topic. It gets exhausting. I never imagined a day would come when my parents would be the ones chasing me about settling down.
Re: To Hell With Marriage. by zelnababa(m): 6:52pm On Oct 08, 2025
pls let him remain unmarried, cus getting marry at his age is just sufferings for him and the kids, cus at age of 60 his children will be in primary school or secondary sch.
Re: To Hell With Marriage. by Deepspirituals: 6:52pm On Oct 08, 2025
Sabadon:
you attract your type, be a good man you ll attract a good woman... tho not a general rule, but most often times than non
Lies Lies Lies Lies from the Pit of Hell.

Many Good Men under the 6 feets that do not Attracts Good Women ,The same Woman Killed Them
Re: To Hell With Marriage. by Gabrielshow24: 6:52pm On Oct 08, 2025
YourNextLevel:
Did you see the wife killing the soldier?
What year were you born? 🤨
So, he must there before ’it’ can be counted as a fact🤧.
Re: To Hell With Marriage. by 2mch(m): 6:52pm On Oct 08, 2025
Nobody cares. Do you. Na only you go suffer am.
Re: To Hell With Marriage. by jaxxy(m):
U are reacting to the negative reports about marriage but not reacting to the positive reports probably because bad news flys faster than goodnews.

Didn't u hear about Adam and eve but that doesn't mean there wasn't Abraham and Sarah or issac and Rebecca or Jacob and Rachel and Ruth and Boaz.

Guy if u like follow only negative news of marriage and go self sabotage that's ur own cup of tea.

instead of u to learn the facts about what is most critical in any structure built which is the foundation. Nobody turns into a demon overnight there are always signs.

The question is can u read the signs in people or a close friend or partner or ure just a clueless as Nigerian leaders and doing copy and paste?
Re: To Hell With Marriage. by Denalarian: 6:54pm On Oct 08, 2025
Yeah to hell with marriage.. as your ma didn't kpai your pops means they lived together happily ever after
Re: To Hell With Marriage. by otomatic(m): 6:54pm On Oct 08, 2025
"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you will be happy; if not, you will become a philosopher"
Re: To Hell With Marriage. by Fryx: 6:54pm On Oct 08, 2025
Sabadon:
you attract your type, be a good man you ll attract a good woman... tho not a general rule, but most often times than non
Apt.

I strongly believe that no one can marry or be in the wrong relationship. It is just not possible.


That’s why I have no pity for anyone. Even myself. I don’t pity myself. If I find myself in a bad situation, I know I caused it for myself. If I need a solution, I work on myself.

In fact, as a general rule. No one can be in the wrong situation. It is either you innately want to be in such conditions or you are meant to learn from it. It is only when you fail to learn that it become an issue.

This world may be full of confusion and unknowns. However, it is perfectly designed.

No mistake in life.
Re: To Hell With Marriage. by femi4: 6:55pm On Oct 08, 2025
Comfortableme:
Wait, una wey don marry how is it going? It's like the good wife's has been married off. Because na almost every day I dey see news of wife killing her husband, one even use knife cut her husband preak. Am in my 40s but let marriage go to dungeon. No wife, no kids am good. My mama no kill my papa make one woman no come make my family cry over me.
Ire ooo
Check inward and look for news on marriages clocking 25, 35 45 etc

Bad news sells n spread faster than the good ones
Re: To Hell With Marriage. by Kobojunkie: 6:56pm On Oct 08, 2025
Comfortableme:
Wait, una wey don marry how is it going? It's like the good wife's has been married off. Because na almost every day I dey see news of wife killing her husband, one even use knife cut her husband preak. Am in my 40s but let marriage go to dungeon. No wife, no kids am good. My mama no kill my papa make one woman no come make my family cry over me.
Ire ooo
Marriage has never been by force, so make we hear word,o'jare! 🥱🥱
Re: To Hell With Marriage. by Chikky111: 6:56pm On Oct 08, 2025
Comfortableme:
Wait, una wey don marry how is it going? It's like the good wife's has been married off. Because na almost every day I dey see news of wife killing her husband, one even use knife cut her husband preak. Am in my 40s but let marriage go to dungeon. No wife, no kids am good. My mama no kill my papa make one woman no come make my family cry over me.
Ire ooo
I will marry, live happily with my wife,may God give good soft spoken woman please
Re: To Hell With Marriage. by jogsman01(m): 6:58pm On Oct 08, 2025
This one don lose am. Let him find the rest characters cheesy
Re: To Hell With Marriage. by Kobojunkie: 6:58pm On Oct 08, 2025
Qualty5:
No matter the challenges [b]we cannot do without getting married to each othe[/b]r it is better than to have baby mamas everywhere
Records instead have it that about 25% of the population — both men and women— remain single for their entire lifetime. So, why do you continue to trade these obvious lies? For what purpose if not to continue to deceive people into signing contracts they have no reason to? 🥱🥱🥱
Re: To Hell With Marriage. by Ambassadors: 6:58pm On Oct 08, 2025
Marriage is getting scarrier in this generation. I may never marry.
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