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Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by Adesina18111(m): 11:14am On Oct 10, 2025
Bless u joor my bro...no time to check time...if this one no do another one go do



G0odharddick:
She's obviously pained by his response!

Bro, if a girl gives you her number and you chat her up, from the chats, you noticed she's not interested, delete her number ASAP and move on! Women are not stvpid, they know who they want and desire to fvk. Don't bother trying to impress or force her because she'll notice your desperation and that'll make you look stvpid and you'll lose her completely. Just delete her number move on! There are over 4.9billion girls in the world!

Here's the rules!

1. Never double text a girl
2. Never beg a girl for sex
3. Never act desperate (match energy for energy) if she takes 2 hours in responding to your message, take 6hrs to reply hers.
4. Don't be always available
5. Normalize ghosting and ignoring women (mostly on WhatsApp) read the messages, and leave it unanswered (this triggers her emotions and scatters her ego)
6. Never ask for her validation (a king doesn't need a woman's validation)
7. Keep things casual, don't take her too seriously.
8. Don't make her your top priority
9. Stand against disrespect
Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by eepeepook: 11:15am On Oct 10, 2025
Naija girls will punish you until you learn how to handle them. I used to call as many times as possible in the past. Disappointments turned it to two times. Now, once. If somebody doesn’t answer you after two calls, the person doesn’t want you. One missed call will make someone with you in mind to reach out.
Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by Smartcitizen: 11:16am On Oct 10, 2025
zikter:
How can you reply after 3 years? What's her motive?
She don lose her former plug and she's looking for a fresh one.

Thank God that guy disappointed her.


🥱🥱
Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by Holluwhakemmy(f): 11:32am On Oct 10, 2025
G0odharddick:
She's obviously pained by his response!

Bro, if a girl gives you her number and you chat her up, from the chats, you noticed she's not interested, delete her number ASAP and move on! Women are not stvpid, they know who they want and desire to fvk. Don't bother trying to impress or force her because she'll notice your desperation and that'll make you look stvpid and you'll lose her completely. Just delete her number move on! There are over 4.9billion girls in the world!

Here's the rules!

1. Never double text a girl
2. Never beg a girl for sex
3. Never act desperate (match energy for energy) if she takes 2 hours in responding to your message, take 6hrs to reply hers.
4. Don't be always available
5. Normalize ghosting and ignoring women (mostly on WhatsApp) read the messages, and leave it unanswered (this triggers her emotions and scatters her ego)
6. Never ask for her validation (a king doesn't need a woman's validation)
7. Keep things casual, don't take her too seriously.
8. Don't make her your top priority
9. Stand against disrespect
Warrior Online SIMP physically& womens rapper
Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by KingRabota: 11:48am On Oct 10, 2025
Spoken by a man who has mastered the Science of being a Real Man in the 21st century
I doff cap drop mic

G0odharddick:
She's obviously pained by his response!

Bro, if a girl gives you her number and you chat her up, from the chats, you noticed she's not interested, delete her number ASAP and move on! Women are not stvpid, they know who they want and desire to fvk. Don't bother trying to impress or force her because she'll notice your desperation and that'll make you look stvpid and you'll lose her completely. Just delete her number move on! There are over 4.9billion girls in the world!

Here's the rules!

1. Never double text a girl
2. Never beg a girl for sex
3. Never act desperate (match energy for energy) if she takes 2 hours in responding to your message, take 6hrs to reply hers.
4. Don't be always available
5. Normalize ghosting and ignoring women (mostly on WhatsApp) read the messages, and leave it unanswered (this triggers her emotions and scatters her ego)
6. Never ask for her validation (a king doesn't need a woman's validation)
7. Keep things casual, don't take her too seriously.
8. Don't make her your top priority
9. Stand against disrespect
Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by professore(m): 11:52am On Oct 10, 2025
G0odharddick:
She's obviously pained by his response!

Bro, if a girl gives you her number and you chat her up, from the chats, you noticed she's not interested, delete her number ASAP and move on! Women are not stvpid, they know who they want and desire to fvk. Don't bother trying to impress or force her because she'll notice your desperation and that'll make you look stvpid and you'll lose her completely. Just delete her number move on! There are over 4.9billion girls in the world!

Here's the rules!

1. Never double text a girl
2. Never beg a girl for sex
3. Never act desperate (match energy for energy) if she takes 2 hours in responding to your message, take 6hrs to reply hers.
4. Don't be always available
5. Normalize ghosting and ignoring women (mostly on WhatsApp) read the messages, and leave it unanswered (this triggers her emotions and scatters her ego)
6. Never ask for her validation (a king doesn't need a woman's validation)
7. Keep things casual, don't take her too seriously.
8. Don't make her your top priority
9. Stand against disrespect
Nobody should condone that number 9.
Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by TUANKU(m): 11:56am On Oct 10, 2025
Adewale1603:
Must ladies reply every DMs

Not everyone is jobless, some people are occupied with activities, not everyone has the time for social media like that, except important stuffs
So it's jobless people that reply to DM on social media?
You mumu pass the lady sef.
Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by MaziObinnaokija: 12:00pm On Oct 10, 2025
sad person wey white hair don replace her downstairs bush,passed around community make I borrow Sonnobax15 words *Banny/Native hen*,don old ,fade now appear from blue.
Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by KingRabota: 12:08pm On Oct 10, 2025
You cant really blame our siters sha
Most have very little exposure they dont read vast , don't have any real idea about the international nature of the world at large and an even greater majority dont have the mental capacity or depth to carryon with high level conversations. They're just exactly what your seeing pretty (painted face) with a phone and not much else upstairs

And with this hookup syndrome the rest are too busy chasing after client's shocked shocked

Bahamas95:
Thank God I'm married now. I stopped chatting with Nigerian girls a long time ago, they're so boring. The only people I chat with most times are my guys and family members.



But you see white girls, they're the best. Never a dull moment with them.......They can tell you anything unlike our girls that are annoyingly secretive.

...............................................................................

One thing I have noticed about women is that they feel pained when you end up with a partner that can match them or far above them. I mean when things didn't work out between both of you because of her shakara or for whatever reason.......I'm speaking from experience.
maasoap:
Nigerian girls don't converse, only God knows their problem. They hate conversations
Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by AngelicBeing: 12:12pm On Oct 10, 2025
G0odharddick:
She's obviously pained by his response!

Bro, if a girl gives you her number and you chat her up, from the chats, you noticed she's not interested, delete her number ASAP and move on! Women are not stvpid, they know who they want and desire to fvk. Don't bother trying to impress or force her because she'll notice your desperation and that'll make you look stvpid and you'll lose her completely. Just delete her number move on! There are over 4.9billion girls in the world!

Here's the rules!

1. Never double text a girl
2. Never beg a girl for sex
3. Never act desperate (match energy for energy) if she takes 2 hours in responding to your message, take 6hrs to reply hers.
4. Don't be always available
5. Normalize ghosting and ignoring women (mostly on WhatsApp) read the messages, and leave it unanswered (this triggers her emotions and scatters her ego)
6. Never ask for her validation (a king doesn't need a woman's validation)
7. Keep things casual, don't take her too seriously.
8. Don't make her your top priority
9. Stand against disrespect
Gbsmsulotey Gbsmsulotey Gbsmsulotey hahahahahahaha Muchechecheche Hehehehehe 😂
Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by KingRabota: 12:13pm On Oct 10, 2025
If say dislike button dey NL i would have loved to check something

Holluwhakemmy:
Warrior Online SIMP physically& womens rapper
Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by Mistersolar: 12:21pm On Oct 10, 2025
another angle,richest man has so much time at hand cos no worries
PatientofYabale:
The richest man in the world managing about 5 companies with family still find time to post regularly on twitter, sometimes memes, but u wey your papa no get shi shi dey form busy busy!!!!... continue
Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by Holluwhakemmy(f): 12:25pm On Oct 10, 2025
KingRabota:
If say dislike button dey NL i would have loved to check something
it's never too late to do that .shift I beg
Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by Jaga9ja: 12:26pm On Oct 10, 2025
After she became frustrated with successful relationship,

She went back to her DM scrolling through the DMs she initially snub hoping to be lucky.

Then she received the shock of her.

That man has further sent her to the depth of frustration.

Smile openly on the media, go home and wet her sofa with frustrated tears.
Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by jaxxy(m): 12:34pm On Oct 10, 2025
G0odharddick:
She's obviously pained by his response!

Bro, if a girl gives you her number and you chat her up, from the chats, you noticed she's not interested, delete her number ASAP and move on! Women are not stvpid, they know who they want and desire to fvk. Don't bother trying to impress or force her because she'll notice your desperation and that'll make you look stvpid and you'll lose her completely. Just delete her number move on! There are over 4.9billion girls in the world!

Here's the rules!

1. Never double text a girl
2. Never beg a girl for sex
3. Never act desperate (match energy for energy) if she takes 2 hours in responding to your message, take 6hrs to reply hers.
4. Don't be always available
5. Normalize ghosting and ignoring women (mostly on WhatsApp) read the messages, and leave it unanswered (this triggers her emotions and scatters her ego)
6. Never ask for her validation (a king doesn't need a woman's validation)
7. Keep things casual, don't take her too seriously.
8. Don't make her your top priority
9. Stand against disrespect
Nice points. Finally I can appreciate something u wrote..
Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by G0odharddick: 12:45pm On Oct 10, 2025
jaxxy:
Nice points. Finally I can appreciate something u wrote..
U know me before?
Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by G0odharddick: 12:48pm On Oct 10, 2025
Holluwhakemmy:
Warrior Online SIMP physically& womens rapper
Would you rather prefer your brothers do the opposite of everything I wrote there?

The joke is on you
Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by 2cribz: 12:52pm On Oct 10, 2025
Be kwayet.real life looser. U talk too much. Broke dondi
manuelkel:
The first chat was “Hi dear🥺” which is a bit polite. Now imagine if it was “send your account number today's my birthday.” She would have replied either accepting or rejecting.
Why did she reply after 3years?? Why not, ‘don't reply for ever?’
You see the thing is, by that period of time the lady's options had reduced by a ratio. She's now seeking for options.
Nigerian girls are awful with conversations
You can barely learn from conversing with a Nigerian lady online or offline, %85 they're all bunches of illiterates, they have no idea, no laws no theories to share, why waste my time with such conversations?
There's this LLB black female online friend of mine from France I always learn from her conversations, she's always letting me in like a transfer of neural links and multiverse facts with solid logic for analysis....good !
She tells me things about her jobs, her cases, without me even asking, she also likes when I give her my own ideas as a 2:1 graduate on philosophy and logic.
Exactly the kind of conversation I need, not.... I'm fine and you?......okay..... how was work?....thank you..... have a nice day. Everyday, everytime still nothing new to learn.
Not just going to school, infact the educated Nigerian girls are much more illiterates when they don't act like educationists .

Finally, I noticed that and that's more reason I pepe them, I've always tried as much as possible to Bleep a girl today who's much better than the one I bleeped last night. I don't settle for less and I like to see that angry gruesome expressions on their faces especially my landlord's daughters.
Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by Holluwhakemmy(f): 12:56pm On Oct 10, 2025
G0odharddick:
Would you rather prefer your brothers do the opposite of everything I wrote there?

The joke is on you
You just have total hatred for women nothing else I have known you and your comments towards us as something not fruitful
Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by G0odharddick: 1:04pm On Oct 10, 2025
Holluwhakemmy:
You just have total hatred for women nothing else I have known you and your comments towards us as something not fruitful
How does speaking reality and saying the truth becomes hatred for women?

Would you rather prefer i say "men give women money, work and spend all your money on them and give them a good life" ?

The joke remains on you. We say the hardcore truth here as it is.
Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by blueAgent(m): 1:24pm On Oct 10, 2025
manuelkel:
The first chat was “Hi dear🥺” which is a bit polite. Now imagine if it was “send your account number today's my birthday.” She would have replied either accepting or rejecting.
Why did she reply after 3years?? Why not, ‘don't reply for ever?’
You see the thing is, by that period of time the lady's options had reduced by a ratio. She's now seeking for options.
Nigerian girls are awful with conversations
You can barely learn from conversing with a Nigerian lady online or offline, %85 they're all bunches of illiterates, they have no idea, no laws no theories to share, why waste my time with such conversations?
There's this LLB black female online friend of mine from France I always learn from her conversations, she's always letting me in like a transfer of neural links and multiverse facts with solid logic for analysis....good !
She tells me things about her jobs, her cases, without me even asking, she also likes when I give her my own ideas as a 2:1 graduate on philosophy and logic.
Exactly the kind of conversation I need, not.... I'm fine and you?......okay..... how was work?....thank you..... have a nice day. Everyday, everytime still nothing new to learn.
Not just going to school, infact the educated Nigerian girls are much more illiterates when they don't act like educationists .

Finally, I noticed that and that's more reason I pepe them, I've always tried as much as possible to Bleep a girl today who's much better than the one I bleeped last night. I don't settle for less and I like to see that angry gruesome expressions on their faces especially my landlord's daughters.
No worry your land Lord go soon triple your rent cool.
Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by iammolise(m): 1:28pm On Oct 10, 2025
G0odharddick:
She's obviously pained by his response!

Bro, if a girl gives you her number and you chat her up, from the chats, you noticed she's not interested, delete her number ASAP and move on! Women are not stvpid, they know who they want and desire to fvk. Don't bother trying to impress or force her because she'll notice your desperation and that'll make you look stvpid and you'll lose her completely. Just delete her number move on! There are over 4.9billion girls in the world!

Here's the rules!

1. Never double text a girl
2. Never beg a girl for sex
3. Never act desperate (match energy for energy) if she takes 2 hours in responding to your message, take 6hrs to reply hers.
4. Don't be always available
5. Normalize ghosting and ignoring women (mostly on WhatsApp) read the messages, and leave it unanswered (this triggers her emotions and scatters her ego)
6. Never ask for her validation (a king doesn't need a woman's validation)
7. Keep things casual, don't take her too seriously.
8. Don't make her your top priority
9. Stand against disrespect
Stamped, sealed and banged.
Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by Paut(m): 1:33pm On Oct 10, 2025
Leonardo4:
Go and sit down jor. So you entered the man's brain to know he is thinking the girl is desperate.
I don't have time for your argument please
Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by Hezzyluv: 2:32pm On Oct 10, 2025
G0odharddick:
She's obviously pained by his response!

Bro, if a girl gives you her number and you chat her up, from the chats, you noticed she's not interested, delete her number ASAP and move on! Women are not stvpid, they know who they want and desire to fvk. Don't bother trying to impress or force her because she'll notice your desperation and that'll make you look stvpid and you'll lose her completely. Just delete her number & move on! There are over 4.9billion girls in the world!

Here's the rules!

1. Never double text a girl
2. Never beg a girl for sex
3. Never act desperate (match energy for energy) if she takes 2 hours in responding to your message, take 6hrs to reply hers.
4. Don't always be available
5. Normalize ghosting and ignoring women (mostly on WhatsApp) read the messages, and leave it unanswered (this triggers her emotions and scatters her ego)
6. Never ask for her validation (a king doesn't need a woman's validation)
7. Keep things casual, don't take her too seriously.
8. Don't make her your top priority
9. Stand against disrespect
U dey vex oooo...
Someone can not play with you? grin grin angry sad
Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by Akalia(m): 4:23pm On Oct 10, 2025
Double0h7:
Why is that? 😁
your writing style maybe.
Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by EBEk101(m): 4:26pm On Oct 10, 2025
If it’s me I’d be like I’ve changed phones, addresses, and personalities since I sent that. Who’s this again?
Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by maasoap(m): 4:42pm On Oct 10, 2025
Silentgroper:
They do but mostly on face to face basis .. but you see on social media, they're so effing boring as hell ..

Their problems is dey feel a man or some guy is suppose to kick start or lead the effing conversation..
It is online we're referring to.
It doesn't matter if you kick-start or lead them, they still wouldn't show interest. But you would see them on media like Facebook lying to each other that men's opening remarks put them off which is a fat lie
Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by maasoap(m): 4:45pm On Oct 10, 2025
Bahamas95:
Ya, whenever they chat you up first just know they wanna ask for help.


I blocked many of them years back. It's not as if they can even assist you when you need help. I pity any guy simping for Nigerian girls and loose guarding his gees........Only your guys wey all of una dey drink beer and watch match together nai go fit bail you out when you dey tight corner. Nor be banny, they've this in-built entitlement mentality.
cheesy cheesy
If you see their message first which is usually greeting, don't respond. If you do, the next texts will confirm your suspicion.
Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by chipet67(m): 4:56pm On Oct 10, 2025
G0odharddick:
She's obviously pained by his response!

Bro, if a girl gives you her number and you chat her up, from the chats, you noticed she's not interested, delete her number ASAP and move on! Women are not stvpid, they know who they want and desire to fvk. Don't bother trying to impress or force her because she'll notice your desperation and that'll make you look stvpid and you'll lose her completely. Just delete her number & move on! There are over 4.9billion girls in the world!

Here's the rules!

1. Never double text a girl
2. Never beg a girl for sex
3. Never act desperate (match energy for energy) if she takes 2 hours in responding to your message, take 6hrs to reply hers.
4. Don't always be available
5. Normalize ghosting and ignoring women (mostly on WhatsApp) read the messages, and leave it unanswered (this triggers her emotions and scatters her ego)
6. Never ask for her validation (a king doesn't need a woman's validation)
7. Keep things casual, don't take her too seriously.
8. Don't make her your top priority
9. Stand against disrespect
One crate of beer for you
Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by maasoap(m): 4:57pm On Oct 10, 2025
correctyourself:
What made her to ignore has left/ended, hence, she decided to look back. Simple.
She's now desperate
Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by maasoap(m): 5:00pm On Oct 10, 2025
manuelkel:
My days in high institution, if I want to get a girl's attention, I'd simply text ‘send aza today's my birthday.'
I could tell that almost %95 of girls fell for that. But just say hi dear 😂 they turn to Kardashian 🤣
What next after that? You would send the money or wouldn't? Because if you didn't, your conversation wouldn't last long
Re: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by maasoap(m): 5:04pm On Oct 10, 2025
manuelkel:
That's same as saying “Nigerian girls don't converse, only God knows their problem. They hate conversations.”
But I would go with the latter so I support the fact Nigerian girls don't converse, most times I see it like illiteracy.
Honestly to me, I see it like illiteracy..... it's not ego it's illiteracy.
If you say so. Because I had seen two who actually enjoyed chatting via texts, and they could type very well. I agree with you
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