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Re: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by Arthurnna: 4:30pm On Oct 13, 2025
Broooooooooooo,you are not a nice person at alllllllll.. hahahaha... Choiii,this is Superlative finishing.. Damn it. Omo laugh wan wound me here ...


Namaster:
90% of Nigerian men are married to EXTRA DEEP and EXTRA WIDE BOREHOLES!

The Husbands are VICTIMS!
They ERRONEOUSLY personalised things that have been mercilessly BOMBARDED by several men wielding BUNKER-BUSTING instruments galvanized by unholy CONCOCTIONS.

There is NO taking such "wives" to the Promised Land.

It's a WASTE of time and effort!

This BASELESS attempt to make their husbands feel inferior for not NEEDLESSLY toiling at a WRECKAGE is pure MADNESS!
Re: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by AngelicBeing: 4:33pm On Oct 13, 2025
DIVINEEVIDENCE:
You don't need to wash any plate before having your woman climax.

Once you realize sex is all about tension, anticipation, build-up and release, you'll make your wife cum buckets.


If you don't understand pre-intimacy, you'll be thrusting and she'll be on her phone.

Understand pre-intimacy and her hormonal responses, and every part of her body becomes erogenous.


There's a level you'll build up a woman's anticipation and she'll moan when you touch her palm, hair, or cheeks.

You can make a woman cum without even thrusting or washing whatever.


Just your hands on her upper torso and she'll be writhing and twisting in orgasmic throes.

I can't even look at what most people call porn these days.
Its all trash by ignorant men and women.

Whatever are you doing with lubricants, for example?

Mekuna go learn o.
tongue
Re: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by LIVINGICONREBOR: 4:34pm On Oct 13, 2025
Mba!! no be for this great tinubulation. If nah for shehu shagari era, I for still understand.🥱
Re: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by zoedew:
Real2088:
Greed and envy doesn't allow lots of black men think like this, Even a cucumber is a threat,they prefer starving their wives and flirting with the remaining shrinked preek
C'mon be decent! Take what you have and run with it after all the shrunk stuff gave you children and is your used leftover just as he left the pair up there looking like a pair of rubber slippers. They looked like oranges before now!! Why don't you go for the branch of the tree you see daily on your way to work ! Cucumber ko kokogu ni!!!😂😂😂😂
Re: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by kiddaz: 4:42pm On Oct 13, 2025
Hahaha Omo going by the comments men no just get joy again ooh grin😂😂
Re: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by zoedew: 4:42pm On Oct 13, 2025
AngelicBeing:
tongue
Ever heard of dirty mouth disease ? It is the lot of very dirty scumbags who do such disgusting stuff. Wretched people. Those who make impact in life have no time such rubbish. Sex, properly situated is for reproduction and pleasure had by the normal - not abnormal folks who are the flotsam and jetsam of the society.
Re: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by kiddaz: 4:45pm On Oct 13, 2025
Saturnalia:
Exactly my thoughts! How can you take them to promise land when their body counts always exceed 1,500 before they settle down? grin
Lol Shawshank Redemption 😂
Re: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by kiddaz: 4:46pm On Oct 13, 2025
mascot87:
How you wan make them take you to your promise land when the well is over stretched and massively wide
Omor 😂
Re: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by Perfectnumber6(m): 4:46pm On Oct 13, 2025
Jennyclay:
Don’t mind Nigerian men, they don’t even care if their wives are satisfied or not undecided

And If their wives start looking outside to get satisfied watch how they will be calling her derogatory names undecided
Bring ur kpekus make I use football strength scatter am first
Re: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by onuman: 4:47pm On Oct 13, 2025
brain54:
They can never reach the promised land...

Just like Moses they can only view from a far.


A man Digging a hole vigorously hoping to take them to the promised land is invariably digging his own grave.

It's not a Nigerian woman thing...as a man just dig your best and get out!
Got it. Just dig the far you can and pour out the water into her hole, and gerrout
Re: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by Ishilove: 4:52pm On Oct 13, 2025
*chuckle*
Re: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by Twoclans(f): 4:54pm On Oct 13, 2025
Do I want to respond to this ? Hmmmmm oh well let me pen down my opinion.

As a woman if you are lucky to have a sexual partner that is skilled at guiding you to orgasm.You are one of the few God has blessed with a good man .Keep him.

As a woman if your sexual partner is part of the kpokripo gang that don't have a clue on what to do for example those ones up in the comments session writing about wideness.Then you need to learn the skill of using a penis to achieve orgasm.Learn to be on top and ride him only for your satisfaction.Once you achieve orgasm come down and dont allow him touch you again.Nothing frustrates a man like when you achieve orgasm and his dick is still hard.

You see this life you need to be self centered at times.
Re: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by Dogalmighty17: 4:59pm On Oct 13, 2025
AngelicBeing:
You have started again ooooooooo with your savage response ooooooooo shocked
That guy go kill person with laff I swear to God. I don laff sotey tears dey comot from my eyes.
Re: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by Kalulu44: 5:02pm On Oct 13, 2025
Saturnalia:
I should learn to give my wife head and contract Cancer of the Throat? What is wrong with you people?
Is it only cancer of the throat you like, why not cancer of the lungs. You guys we just be saying what you don't know. So why didn't we that have been doing it have cancer of whatever you call it?
Re: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by Kalulu44: 5:04pm On Oct 13, 2025
ocdeut:
i wounder how this gender think? you expect him to take you and himself there. when he was busy labouring for his own promise land, what where you doing?
pls i advised you to take yourself there next time
Hahahaha, the actual saying of "I don come, if you no come find your come go front"
Re: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by Kalulu44: 5:06pm On Oct 13, 2025
The last time I rmbr, Akwa Ibom state emblem is the "Promise land" did she mean we should take her there?
Re: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by Abemy(m): 5:08pm On Oct 13, 2025
Jennyclay:
Don’t mind Nigerian men, they don’t even care if their wives are satisfied or not undecided

And If their wives start looking outside to get satisfied watch how they will be calling her derogatory names undecided
To those men whom you intend to look out for satisfaction, are they not Nigerians men, or you travel abroad for satisfaction?
Re: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by Fujiyama: 5:11pm On Oct 13, 2025
kpankpangolo:
The women should take themselves there. Are they children?
^^^
grin
Re: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by Angelfrost(m): 5:11pm On Oct 13, 2025
Well, it all comes down to understanding and learning on the part of the man and woman...!

Yes, learning is a huge part of sexual satisfaction and fulfilment.

You cannot satisfy a man or woman sexually if you don't understand their sexual needs, preferences and pleasure zones.

Couples that don't communicate well in bed will always have issues.
Re: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by stephenponti(m): 5:12pm On Oct 13, 2025
when you all have used bad character to kill the man's libido
Re: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by Real2088: 5:19pm On Oct 13, 2025
zoedew:
C'mon be decent! Take what you have and run with it after all the shrunk stuff gave you children and is your used leftover just as he left the pair up there looking like a pair of rubber slippers. They looked like oranges before now!! Why don't you go for the branch of the tree you see daily on your way to work ! Cucumber ko kokogu ni!!!😂😂😂😂
More reason I kept cheating,his second son doesn't belong to him and he would never know,am not expecting good ponding anymore,I get it else where
Re: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by sweetkev(m): 5:23pm On Oct 13, 2025
pussyphilia:
To solve this problem, men should learn how to give their wives head! Don't just rely on your pen1s to satisfy your woman, rather combine your pen1s and your tongue/lips. Target her cl!t when washing her plate and you'll be able to make her scream with excitement due to explosive kum.........ing!

Don't be selfish during lovemaking with your wife, rather make it about her satisfaction. When the man centres the lovemaking with his wife on satisfying his wife more than his own satisfaction, they both would end up satisfied!

Ladies too must stop being shy or reserved during intercourse with their husbands! For me, it is a very big turn on for my woman to be sexually dominant. I love it when she uses me for her satisfaction during lovemaking. So, more ladies should learn to take charge during intercourse and guide her husband into the direction she wants in order to achieve her 000g@@@sm. They should learn how to mount and ride their men and how to get him to thoroughly wash their plates in a way that leaves her in explosive 000g@@@sm.
Using your tongue on woman can cauae a long term sore throat or throat cancer no matter how clean she is. There are plenty unfinished germs down there. You can use a vibrator instead of.
Re: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by zoedew: 5:26pm On Oct 13, 2025
Real2088:
More reason I kept cheating,his second son doesn't belong to him and he would never know,am not expecting good ponding anymore,I get it else where
You fit the bill!! Honestly!!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️😀😳
Re: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by BreakingNews21: 5:28pm On Oct 13, 2025
DeLaRue:
There could be some truth in what the lady said.
Only women would know anyway.

From the way many men talk on Nairaland, it's mostly about how many rounds, how hard and fast a man can go etc That is not the right approach.

If you know what you're doing your lady will usually be 'satisfied' within 20 mins and she will get to such heights that she'll probably doze off or just relax, smiling, and quiet smiley and barely have strength to even talk.

Unfortunately most men seem to focus on doing it 4 or 5 times, even if the woman doesn't come a single time.

I think a lot of people learn and practice what they see in porn, but that doesn't work for many women.
Very well said. 10-20 minutes and the mission should be accomplished for guys with this learnt skill. Ask me how I know.😄 Those blue films are edited like crazy.
Re: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by Sunisonflex39(m): 5:28pm On Oct 13, 2025
Namaster:
90% of Nigerian men are married to EXTRA DEEP and EXTRA WIDE BOREHOLES!

The Husbands are VICTIMS!
They ERRONEOUSLY personalised things that have been mercilessly BOMBARDED by several men wielding BUNKER-BUSTING instruments galvanized by unholy CONCOCTIONS.

There is NO taking such "wives" to the Promised Land.

It's a WASTE of time and effort!

This BASELESS attempt to make their husbands feel inferior for not NEEDLESSLY toiling at a WRECKAGE is pure MADNESS!
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Re: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by zoedew: 5:31pm On Oct 13, 2025
sweetkev:
Using your tongue on woman can cauae a long term sore throat or throat cancer no matter how clean she is. There are plenty unfinished germs down there. You can use a vibrator instead of.
When humans no longer acknowledge God and the way He laid things down He left them to do the unnatural they having become reprobate. How does it make sense to use the tongue meant for talking, tasting and eating in a base turnaround for sex! It is sickening and it makes one want to retch and vomit! Sick folks do that!!! They cannot think properly anymore!!!
Re: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by TruthorNothing: 5:33pm On Oct 13, 2025
They are not MOSES
Re: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by Princedapace(m): 5:35pm On Oct 13, 2025
Jennyclay:
Don’t mind Nigerian men, they don’t even care if their wives are satisfied or not undecided

And If their wives start looking outside to get satisfied watch how they will be calling her derogatory names undecided
So, basically, a man comes to live for a woman? He must make money to satisfy her, he must also work hard to satisfy her in bed? grin
Re: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by Germi9: 5:36pm On Oct 13, 2025
bukatyne:
You mean a woman having orgasm (which is a natural response to being sexed right) is a created concept?

And what is this dumb assumption that a virgin would not know when she is well made love to when she starts having sex?

Do you need to have tasted coconut rice before telling if is well made /sweet to you or not?

Yes you need to taste cocoanut rice before telling if it is well made/ sweet ..yes
Re: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by Btruth: 5:39pm On Oct 13, 2025
Promise land koo, Cannaland nii!!! Awon aalakoba 🤣🤣🤣
Re: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by fykes(m): 5:43pm On Oct 13, 2025
Lol...100% of nigerian women dont have promised lands.


All other women who are not Nigerians have absolutely no problem getting to the so-called promised land 5 minutes after meeting a nigerian man.
Re: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by Felaincarnated: 5:43pm On Oct 13, 2025
Promise land wen dey don GBIM with hefty iron condemned pweeks
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