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How did you came up with the statistics??
So 90% of men are married just 10% are unmarried?
Wonder how you just cook up fictional statistics without evidence

The one wey I carry go promise land day before yesterday, wetin I gain

casualobserver:
it is small boys and broke men that are interested in pleasuring a woman because they have nothing else to offer. A man will hustle in this Nigerian jungle, traffic, corruption, nepotism, and then instead of his wife to pleasure him, she wants to be pleasured? Better be pleasured by my bank account and the fact that i can pay you and your children's bills.

I repeat no man who is successful in Nigeria should be interested in a woman's pleasure.

Blood of Zakaria wetin I just read.

Na wa ooo no wonder my numerous ex still dey call me.

Brother man it's a skill. If God bless you with it so shall it be. You can still learn it.

And if you're a bad boy from small e don dey body.

Here's a hint

what makes most women find pleasure in sex is less than 2 inches in their honey pot.

Take a look at how women use cucumber or vibrator.

You guys like looking, doing or hitting the wrong stop: where if you hit it does not count.

If this topic was a high cpm or rmp niche I would have opened a blog about it.

Also advertisers rarely bid on this type of topic.

Mediavine and raptive don't accept blog on this topic even YouTube might demonitize channels like this... it's a thin line.

Except diabetic caused ED...that I know is a money spinner.

Maybe I should write a book about this thing because men and women keep complaining.

If it's not men not performing it will be women saying oga no dey perform.

Someday

DIVINEEVIDENCE:
You don't need to wash any plate before having your woman climax.

Once you realize sex is all about tension, anticipation, build-up and release, you'll make your wife cum buckets.


If you don't understand pre-intimacy, you'll be thrusting and she'll be on her phone.

Understand pre-intimacy and her hormonal responses, and every part of her body becomes erogenous.


There's a level you'll build up a woman's anticipation and she'll moan when you touch her palm, hair, or cheeks.

You can make a woman cum without even thrusting or washing whatever.

Just your hands on her upper torso and she'll be writhing and twisting in orgasmic throes.

I can't even look at what most people call porn these days.
Its all trash by ignorant men and women.

Whatever are you doing with lubricants, for example?

Mekuna go learn o.

How can I like this comment a hundred times.

Make I add my 2 cents

It's the problem of humanity they don't want to learn anything and get better at it.

In the real world where we live like men.

First a man should never be the one chasing or choosing a woman...the women should be the ones doing the choosing.

Then you as a man will "DECIDE" If you want her by screening her (past still present)

If you follow this rules even if your prick small like toothpicks every woman you bed go cum and get satisfied.

Women generally get turn on by men they fancy, sometimes even the married women get turn on by guys they fancy.

You go dey hear talk like if not that I'm married.
What would my kids say
You look great.

If you're a man let them come for you.

Here's a funny fact: even if you no get job a woman that fancy you will be with you. KEEP YOUR EGO AND TELL THEM THE TRUTH. That's all takes.

Who wan stay go stay with you.

That's how women are wired it's weird but it's the truth.

And NO WOMAN HERE CAN DISPUTE EVERY I SAID HERE.

You are Deluded. It's the Truth, It's 90% of Men all over the world including Nigeria.

Namaster:
90% of Nigerian men are married to EXTRA DEEP and EXTRA WIDE BOREHOLES!

The Husbands are VICTIMS!
They ERRONEOUSLY personalised things that have been mercilessly BOMBARDED by several men wielding BUNKER-BUSTING instruments galvanized by unholy CONCOCTIONS.

There is NO taking such "wives" to the Promised Land.

It's a WASTE of time and effort!

This BASELESS attempt to make their husbands feel inferior for not NEEDLESSLY toiling at a WRECKAGE is pure MADNESS!

Why is your bots always banning me?

Nairaland is becoming boring

haggai247:
How can I like this comment a hundred times.

Make I add my 2 cents

It's the problem of humanity they don't want to learn anything and get better at it.

In the real world where we live like men.

First a man should never be the one chasing or choosing a woman...the women should be the ones doing the choosing.

Then you as a man will "DECIDE" If you want her by screening her (past still present)

If you follow this rules even if your prick small like toothpicks every woman you bed go cum and get satisfied.

Women generally get turn on by men they fancy, sometimes even the married women get turn on by guys they fancy.

You go dey hear talk like if not that I'm married.
What would my kids say
You look great.

If you're a man let them come for you.

Here's a funny fact: even if you no get job a woman that fancy you will be with you. KEEP YOUR EGO AND TELL THEM THE TRUTH. That's all takes.

Who wan stay go stay with you.

That's how women are wired it's weird but it's the truth.

And NO WOMAN HERE CAN DISPUTE EVERY I SAID HERE.

Spot on.

Funny enough, that woman that chose you will be playing hard to get for other men.

Unfortunately, most men detest the idea of getting a woman cheaply and believe love is about pain and tears and suffering and sacrifice.

They'll leave the one who chose them for the one who chose someone else, and the cycle continues.

Someone's wife will be stalking them and their own wife will be stalking another man.


I hope our eyes get opened.

Do you think she's right.

Ishilove:
*chuckle*

Jennyclay:
Don’t mind Nigerian men, they don’t even care if their wives are satisfied or not

And If their wives start looking outside to get satisfied watch how they will be calling her derogatory names

What make you think that man outside will satisfied her on bed?

Jennyclay:
Don’t mind Nigerian men, they don’t even care if their wives are satisfied or not

And If their wives start looking outside to get satisfied watch how they will be calling her derogatory names

Wayre

Jennyclay:
Don’t mind Nigerian men, they don’t even care if their wives are satisfied or not

And If their wives start looking outside to get satisfied watch how they will be calling her derogatory names

So who's goingbto satisfy them outside. Ghanaians? Think before you type next time.

Namaster:
90% of Nigerian men are married to EXTRA DEEP and EXTRA WIDE BOREHOLES!

The Husbands are VICTIMS!
They ERRONEOUSLY personalised things that have been mercilessly BOMBARDED by several men wielding BUNKER-BUSTING instruments galvanized by unholy CONCOCTIONS.

There is NO taking such "wives" to the Promised Land.

It's a WASTE of time and effort!

This BASELESS attempt to make their husbands feel inferior for not NEEDLESSLY toiling at a WRECKAGE is pure MADNESS!

"Bunker Busting Instruments , Galvanized by Unholy Concoctions"

This one really got me rolling

😂😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂

DeLaRue:
There could be some truth in what the lady said.
Only women would know anyway.

From the way many men talk on Nairaland, it's mostly about how many rounds, how hard and fast a man can go etc That is not the right approach.

If you know what you're doing your lady will usually be 'satisfied' within 20 mins and she will get to such heights that she'll probably doze off or just relax, smiling, and quiet and barely have strength to even talk.

Unfortunately most men seem to focus on doing it 4 or 5 times, even if the woman doesn't come a single time.

I think a lot of people learn and practice what they see in porn, but that doesn't work for many women.

Thank you.


Really, it is not by thrusts alone and unfortunately, they learn about sex from porn.

Many of them are also terrible at romance.

Twoclans:
Do I want to respond to this ? Hmmmmm oh well let me pen down my opinion.

As a woman if you are lucky to have a sexual partner that is skilled at guiding you to orgasm.You are one of the few God has blessed with a good man .Keep him.

As a woman if your sexual partner is part of the kpokripo gang that don't have a clue on what to do for example those ones up in the comments session writing about wideness.Then you need to learn the skill of using a penis to achieve orgasm.Learn to be on top and ride him only for your satisfaction.Once you achieve orgasm come down and dont allow him touch you again.Nothing frustrates a man like when you achieve orgasm and his dick is still hard.

You see this life you need to be self centered at times.

I also think lots of women should learn how to ride for unlimited satisfaction.

Twoclans:
Do I want to respond to this ? Hmmmmm oh well let me pen down my opinion.

As a woman if you are lucky to have a sexual partner that is skilled at guiding you to orgasm.You are one of the few God has blessed with a good man .Keep him.

As a woman if your sexual partner is part of the kpokripo gang that don't have a clue on what to do for example those ones up in the comments session writing about wideness.Then you need to learn the skill of using a penis to achieve orgasm.Learn to be on top and ride him only for your satisfaction.Once you achieve orgasm come down and dont allow him touch you again.Nothing frustrates a man like when you achieve orgasm and his dick is still hard.

You see this life you need to be self centered at times.

So instead of communicating with your partner and teaching him and showing him what he is doing wrong, you would rather turn sex into another realm of red pill vs feminazi

Got it.

GloriousGbola:
So instead of communicating with your partner and teaching him and showing him what he is doing wrong, you would rather turn sex into another realm of red pill vs feminazi

Got it.

I understand where she’s coming. As a woman if you have a selfish partner who can’t be bothered to ensure you get pleasure from the act even after communication, then I see how this would be an appealing route to take.

But then again for some women, making the man cum is a huge part of the pleasure. Like it would feel incomplete if he’s not done. So what should the women who can’t walk away from an erect p3nis do? 👀

How did she come up with these statistics? Did she sleep with the whole of Nigeria to know this?

GloriousGbola:
So instead of communicating with your partner and teaching him and showing him what he is doing wrong, you would rather turn sex into another realm of red pill vs feminazi

Got it.

What if he doesn't want to learn? Some of these men let ego get in the way.

folake4u:
What if he doesn't want to learn? Some of these men let ego get in the way.

Like some guys think female pleasure is a taboo.

In the year of our lord 2025

folake4u:
I also think lots of women should learn how to ride for unlimited satisfaction.

Absolutely.

If you understand your body as a woman even a flassid penis will give you satisfaction,except of course you belong to the gang of ladies that like harder harder.I cannot speak to that.

cococandy:
Like some guys think female pleasure is a taboo.

In the year of our lord 2025

I know right!!

A lot of women haven't experienced orgasm in this big 2025.

Twoclans:
Absolutely.

If you understand your body as a woman even a flassid penis will give you satisfaction,except of course the gang of ladies that like harder harder.I cannot speak to that.

Right.

Stimulating the clitoris with a flassid penís can do wonders.

Lol I think pain and pleasure go together.

Just look at these ones above me using style to talk about their escapades…when it’s time to discuss intellectual things signal go suddenly jam.

Icrave4u:
Dont do morethan your strength so you dnt find yourself in another planet.

It is another universe, if you find yourself in another planet you can still come back.

DIVINEEVIDENCE:
Spot on.

Funny enough, that woman that chose you will be playing hard to get for other men.

Unfortunately, most men detest the idea of getting a woman cheaply and believe love is about pain and tears and suffering and sacrifice.

They'll leave the one who chose them for the one who chose someone else, and the cycle continues.

Someone's wife will be stalking them and their own wife will be stalking another man.


I hope our eyes get opened.

This is a senseless exaggeration!

The way marriage is done in this part of the world requires that a man should choose his bride because he's the one to take responsibility of footing the bills for marriage and also providing for the family! Since a woman cannot do the above, she can't "choose" her man like you put it.

Again, don't you ever think that because a woman "chooses" you today she can't get tired of you tomorrow and start stalking other men! Women who do this might have claimed love for their husbands from the get go but because they are low moral women with no values and also no proper upbringing, they soon fall for other flashy or richer men and start cheating on their husbands whom they claim to love ab initio.

pussyphilia:
To solve this problem, men should learn how to give their wives head! Don't just rely on your pen1s to satisfy your woman, rather combine your pen1s and your tongue/lips. Target her cl!t when washing her plate and you'll be able to make her scream with excitement due to explosive kum.........ing!

w to get him to thoroughly wash their plates in a way that leaves her in explosive 000g@@@sm.

I wonder why some men oppose doing the bold. They say na tradition yen yen yen

Maybe they should stop engaging dirty women.

Nefort:
If you want tight holes then preach to your fellow men to be virgins and stop sticking it into every hole and making them wide. Men have a responsibility to play as well.

Lol....typical u guys....never taking responsibilities for their actions. .

folake4u:
I also think lots of women should learn how to ride for unlimited satisfaction.

Riding requires a specific body type to function optimally. The reality is that: both genders aren't physically fit to satisfy themselves. There's also the cultural perception that prevents women, whether as wives or girlfriends, from sexually expressing themselves while on bed.

folake4u:
Thank you.

Really, it is not by thrusts alone and unfortunately, they learn about sex from porn.
Many of them are also terrible at romance.

Some men experience their first sexual encounters with sex workers. The picture there cannot work. Now, I see where the problem comes from. Also, some men believe it's traditionally odd for them to give head.

Gerrard59:
Riding requires a specific body type to function optimally. The reality is that: both genders aren't physically fit to satisfy themselves. There's also the cultural perception that prevents women, whether as wives or girlfriends, from sexually expressing themselves while on bed.

Lol and what body type is that?

Well, physical fitness is important, I'd add flexibility too.

Yeah, the average Nigerian man would label a sexually expressive woman a sl_t.