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Good day my fellow Nairalanders and a happy weekend to y'all..

Today,I just had throwback thoughts of how fun my school days were,back in polytechnic and the "one story" that still leaves me with laughter up till this very moment is the one I'm about to share

One afternoon,my roommate and I were very hungry as we had nothing to eat....As a matter of fact,our pots were looking as bold as our ceiling and we dare not call our respective homes to send us foodstuffs or money for upkeep,cuz it already seemed we had squandered the one given to up before the stipulated time......So ,the only option and way out for us was to rely on our colleagues who still had theirs intact.....But unfortunately,that's was the end of the semester and most students had already gone home,and hostels were deserted......"Our hopes appeared to be gloomy and dead on arrival"😔

But just when the same hope we had was about to be laid to rest completely,my roommate reminded me of a gay man who has been disturbing him for a while and had always been on his neck..... Immediately I heard that,my mind started to be as calculative as tho I was a "Michael Scofield " . Different ideas and strategies began popping up and I came up with an idea.....

Before then,I had always heard of different stories of homosexuality on campus,not until this particular one came knocking on our door . We'd teach this one a lesson he'd never forget even in a thousand years to come,so I said to myself....

"Bro,e be like we go visit that guyman...Hope you still get him number". I asked.....

"Yes,I still get him number"my roommate replied..

I compelled him to call him and from the way the dude was speaking romantically from his own end,I knew my roommate's nyash was in problem . My roommate told him he was coming to pay him a visit,but never made mention if he was coming with me,his roommate.....

The plan was already strategized and the goal was to go and get our stomach fattened...And while I was planning on that,I was also thinking of how to get my roommate out of his grib before everything gets bursted and my roommate's nyash gets wiped

So, eventually we went and after exchanging pleasantries,he welcomed us and before we knew it,he had already prepared indomie noodles,fried eggs and two mortuary standard of coca cola awaiting his bride But from his look,I realized he wasn't happy when he saw me alongside with my roommate....

After filling our stomachs,the next move was to get out of his home alive.....I told him day was already getting dark and would love to go home........I knew he wouldn't just let my roommate go like that,not after feeding him .

So I said to my roommate----" Afa Jude,e be like say you go throw me small leg reach front so that only you go come back to come meet your guy na".

My roommate already understood the game plan and he obliged immediately.....When the werey of a gay heard what I said,he happily brought out a #200 note and handed over to me to use it as transport.......Omoh,na so me and my roommate enter outside,stop okada and voommmmm we vanished to our hostel......At night,my roommate's phone was buzzing with calls from the werey ...To the extent that I told him to put his number on blacklist.....

Omoh,it's been 12 years now,and recently I got a call from my roommate, telling me his girlfriend had put to bed.....Na so I jokingly remind am say--"Oboy,you remember that day wey that your guy almost wipe your nyash that year for poly?". That was how we ended our phone call with lots of laughter....

Mynd44 Dominique nlfpmod obembet

Sonnobax15:
➜I compelled him to call him and from the way the dude was speaking romantically from his own end,I knew my roommate's nyash was in problem . My roommate told him he was coming to pay him a visit,but never made mention if he was coming with me,his roommate.....
The plan was already strategized and the goal was to go and get our stomach fattened...And while I was planning on that,I was also thinking of how to get my roommate out of his grib before everything gets bursted and my roommate's nyash gets wiped
So, eventually we went and after exchanging pleasantries,he welcomed us and before we knew it,he had already prepared indomie noodles,fried eggs and two mortuary standard of coca cola awaiting his bride But from his look,I realized he wasn't happy when he saw me alongside with my roommate....
After filling our stomachs,the next move was to get out of his home alive.....I told him day was already getting dark and would love to go home........I knew he wouldn't just let my roommate go like that,not after feeding him .
So I said to my roommate----" Afa Jude,e be like say you go throw me small leg reach front so that only you go come back to come meet your guy na".
My roommate already understood the game plan and he obliged immediately.....When the werey of a gay heard what I said,he happily brought our a #200 note and handed over to me to use it as transport.......Omoh,na so me and my roommate enter outside,stop okada and voommmmm we vanished to our hostel......At night,my roommate's phone was buzzing with calls from the werey ...To the extent that I told him to put his number on blacklist.....
Omoh,it's been 12 years now,and recently I got a call from my roommate, telling me his girlfriend had put to bed.....Na so I jokingly remind am say--"Oboy,you remember that day wey that your guy almost wipe your nyash that year for poly?". That was how we ended our phone call with lots of laughter....

How is this any different from the games some girls who OP and his ilk label as billings girls play on boys? Every freaking day on here, OP and his gang never shut up about being used by these girls, yet here we have OP celebrating him— and his gang — billing someone else.

Sonnobax15:
Good day my fellow Nairalanders and a happy weekend to y'all..

Today,I just had throwback thoughts of how fun my school days were,back in polytechnic and the "one story" that still leaves me with laughter up till this very moment is the one I'm about to share

One afternoon,my roommate and I were very hungry as we had nothing to eat....As a matter of fact,our pots were looking as bold as our ceiling and we dare not call our respective homes to send us foodstuffs or money for upkeep,cuz it already seemed we had squandered the one given to up before the stipulated time......So ,the only option and way out for us was to rely on our colleagues who still had theirs intact.....But unfortunately,that's was the end of the semester and most students had already gone home,and hostels were deserted......"Our hopes appeared to be gloomy and dead on arrival"😔

But just when the same hope we had was about to be laid to rest completely,my roommate reminded me of a gay man who has been disturbing him for a while and had always been on his neck..... Immediately I heard that,my mind started to be as calculative as tho I was a "Michael Scofield " . Different ideas and strategies began popping up and I came up with an idea.....

"Bro,e be like we go visit that guyman...Hope you still get him number". I asked.....

"Yes,I still get him number"my roommate replied..

I compelled him to call him and from the way the dude was speaking romantically from his own end,I knew my roommate's nyash was in problem . My roommate told him he was coming to pay him a visit,but never made mention if he was coming with me,his roommate.....

The plan was already strategized and the goal was to go and get our stomach fattened...And while I was planning on that,I was also thinking of how to get my roommate out of his grib before everything gets bursted and my roommate's nyash gets wiped

So, eventually we went and after exchanging pleasantries,he welcomed us and before we knew it,he had already prepared indomie noodles,fried eggs and two mortuary standard of coca cola awaiting his bride But from his look,I realized he wasn't happy when he saw me alongside with my roommate....

After filling our stomachs,the next move was to get out of his home alive.....I told him day was already getting dark and would love to go home........I knew he wouldn't just let my roommate go like that,not after feeding him .

So I said to my roommate----" Afa Jude,e be like say you go throw me small leg reach front so that only you go come back to come meet your guy na".

My roommate already understood the game plan and he obliged immediately.....When the werey of a gay heard what I said,he happily brought our a #200 note and handed over to me to use it as transport.......Omoh,na so me and my roommate enter outside,stop okada and voommmmm we vanished to our hostel......At night,my roommate's phone was buzzing with calls from the werey ...To the extent that I told him to put his number on blacklist.....

Omoh,it's been 12 years now,and recently I got a call from my roommate, telling me his girlfriend had put to bed.....Na so I jokingly remind am say--"Oboy,you remember that day wey that your guy almost wipe your nyash that year for poly?". That was how we ended our phone call with lots of laughter....

Mynd44 Dominique nlfpmod obembet

one is already in my Whatsapp DM

But just when the same hope we had was about to be laid to rest completely,my roommate reminded me of a gay man who has been disturbing him for a while and had always been on his neck..... Immediately I heard that,my mind started to be as calculative as tho I was a "Michael Scofield " . Different ideas and strategies began popping up and I came up with an idea.....

"Bro,e be like we go visit that guyman...Hope you still get him number". I asked.....

Care to share the difference between you and your roommate and the NIGERIAN BANNIES you always insult? Because of food and N200, you went to visit a gay man. You didn't come up with an idea to carry cement at a site. It was to go eat off a gay man.

What if he gave you iPhone 17 ? You will lift your n____ up.

My roommate already understood the game plan and he obliged immediately.....When the werey of a gay heard what I said,he happily brought our a #200 note and handed over to me to use it as transport

You went ahead to call him werey. Someone that fed you and your heterosexual roomie.

Can you see you are more disrespectful, ungrateful and scheming than bannies? All you lack is opportunity to fleece victims.

If many of you are women, you will spread your legs for speedy biscuit.

Kobojunkie:
How is this any different from the games some girls who OP and his ilk label as billings girls play on boys? Every freaking day on here, OP and his gang never shut up about being used by these girls, yet here we have OP celebrating him— and his gang — billing someone else.

. Always speaking from a woman's perspective . There's a clear difference from billing and teaching someone a lesson . How on earth should a young man,in his right senses be thinking of how to UnCloth his fellow man,when there are countless bannies out there who are waiting to be wiped?

Sonnobax15:
. Always speaking from a woman's perspective . There's a clear difference from billing and teaching someone a lesson . How on earth should a young man,in his right senses be thinking of how to UnCloth his fellow man,when there are countless bannies out there who are waiting to be wiped?

WOW.... so there is such a thing as a woman's perspective to billing? 🥱🥱

Billing is not billing if a man bills another man who desires him, but it is billing if a woman bills a man who desires her? 😩😩

Kobojunkie:
WOW.... so there is such a thing as a woman's perspective to billing? 🥱🥱

So, billing is not billing if a man bills another man who desires him, but it is billing if a woman bills a man who desires her? 😩😩

. Kobo, honestly I totally forgot that you're always known to be having misunderstanding with realities of life.....

Have a nice day abeg

pocohantas:
Care to share the difference between you and your roommate and the NIGERIAN BANNIES you always insult? Because of food and N200, you went to visit a gay man. You didn't come up with an idea to carry cement at a site. It was to go eat off a gay man.

What if he gave you iPhone 17 ? You will lift your nyash up.



You went ahead to call him werey. Someone that fed you and your hungry heterosexual roomie.

Can you see you are more mannerless, ungrateful and scheming that bannies? All you lack is opportunity to fleece victims.

If many of you are women, you will spread your legs for speedy biscuit.

. Well,I don't want to reply you in the same tune which you just did to me ,cuz you're one person I respect so much here.....

But come on,there were many bannies whom we could have did a similar thing to,but we chose to do that to a dude who wanted to take advantage of a young guy......In stead,we took advantage of his foolishness and his immorality....

Mariangeles:
Sonnobax, you see am say most of una na exactly wetin una dey always accuse "bannies" of.
Na just opportunity wey una never get.
Either.
Una just dey project laslas.

. Bannies . Una own pattern of reasoning dey entirely different from the way guy men dey reason....

No wahala, Mariah

Sonnobax15:
. Well,I don't want to reply you in the same tune which you just did to me ,cuz you're one person I respect so much here.....

But come on,there were many bannies whom we could have did a similar thing to,but we chose to do that to a dude who wanted to take advantage of a young guy......In stead,we took advantage of his foolishness and his immorality....

You chose to do it to the dude for the same reason you rushed to create this thread after seeing the gay man that got killed.

YOU KNOW YOUR COLLEAGUES HERE ARE HOMOPHOBIC AND SINCE THE VICTIM IS A GAY,IT IS PERMISSIBLE.

Fornication is also immorality and I didn't see you point it out here...

Omoh,it's been 12 years now,and recently I got a call from my roommate, telling me his girlfriend had put to bed

pocohantas:
You choose to do it to the dude for the same reason you rushed to create this thread after seeing the gay man that got killed.

YOU KNOW YOUR COLLEAGUES HERE ARE HOMOPHOBIC AND SINCE THE VICTIM IS A GAY. IT IS PERMISSIBLE.

Fornication is also immorality and I didn't see you point it out here...

. Fornication is immorality? . You're being religious here and unfortunately,I don't believe in that.......I live my life , totally as an African man and the values I grew up with, and were induced in:we see homosexuality as an abominable act and not having your child being birthed by a girlfriend.......

brain54:
Most of the people that criticize politicians for corruption in Nigeria...


Will do worse if given a quarter of the percentage those politicians have.


They just haven't had the chance yet!

. Guy, relax,you don't know me.........and I don't know you either..... Coloring someone to be what he's not,from your own imagination simply because of a post that was meant to catch fun isn't good for your health......

Una too dey take life serious..

Sonnobax15:
. Guy, relax,you don't know me.........and I don't know you either..... Coloring someone to be what he's not,from your own imagination simply because of a post that was meant to catch fun isn't good for your health......

Una too dey take life serious..

What coloration from my own imagination are you talking about...?


Because I only reacted to what you posted. If I wanted to color you I can.

I was being mild and easy on you because of bro code na why I push am go politicians!

brain54:
➜Most of the people that criticize politicians for corruption in Nigeria...Will do worse if given a quarter of the percentage those politicians have. They just haven't had the chance yet!

I was discussing something very similar to this with someone not many hours ago!

Nigerians and hypocrisy... for many, e be like say na blood the thing dey!

Kobojunkie:
I was discussing something very similar to this with someone not many hours ago!

Nigerians and hypocrisy... for many, e be like say na blood the thing dey!

Many react according to the way if favors them...



You are right.


Just look at how the dude was trying to manipulate and flip the card on you because he knows you have a certain reputation here.

And then he goes on to reply another because of the "respect" he has for them in a different "tone"!

Sonnobax15:
. Fornication is immorality? . You're being religious here and unfortunately,I don't believe in that.......I live my life , totally as an African man and the values I grew up with, and were induced in:we see homosexuality as an abominable act and not having your child being birthed by a girlfriend.......

As someone who is pro-virgin. What part of the values you grew up with as an African man, endorses having a child with a GIRLFRIEND?

Mariangeles:
Sonnobax, you see am say most of una na exactly wetin una dey always accuse "bannies" of.
Na just opportunity wey una never get.

Una just dey project laslas.

you always support rubbish

Stop playing with your mother's phone, little boy.

Now, go give your mother back her phone immediately!

Joeboypondeck:
you always support rubbish

Mariangeles:
Stop playing with your mother's phone, little boy.

Now, go give your mother back her phone immediately!

I'm your senior brother

You know that

brain54:
Many react according to the way if favors them...



You are right.


Just look at how the dude was trying to manipulate and flip the card on you because he knows you have a certain reputation here.

And then he goes on to reply another because of the "respect" he has for them in a different "tone"!

. Guy, stop crying on my thread...You can always create your own to counter mine what's the matter with you guys? can't you just take life easy on yourself and stop thinking everything one says that doesn't align with yours shouldn't count . I only come here to catch cruise and I don't take anything on-here serious and that's me.....Those who know me in Life,from here know I'm that kind of person....

I just laugh when I come across how some of you guys rely on social media to know one's personality.......make una rest abeg

Sonnobax15:
. Guy, stop crying on my thread...You can always create your own to counter mine what's the matter with you guys? can't you just take life easy on yourself and stop thinking everything one says that doesn't align with yours shouldn't count . I only come here to catch cruise and I don't take anything on-here serious and that's me.....Those who know me in Life,from here know I'm that kind of person....

I just laugh when I come across how some of you guys rely on social media to know one's personality.......make una rest abeg

What's wrong with you...?

Are you sure you are okay so?


Who's talking about your personality here or outside? Did I say anything about your personality? You are the one crying on your own thread here.

Oga na wetin you write I dey react to... it's convenient to always say you are catching Cruise when called out. Take responsibility for what you post.


But that's even your headache.

I should go and open thread to counter your thread... you are taking yourself too seriously!

1. Didn’t read.

2. Wouldn’t read.

3. I’m out.

GOD forbid!

Joeboypondeck:
I'm your senior brother

You know that

pocohantas:
Care to share the difference between you and your roommate and the NIGERIAN BANNIES you always insult? Because of food and N200, you went to visit a gay man. You didn't come up with an idea to carry cement at a site. It was to go eat off a gay man.

What if he gave you iPhone 17 ? You will lift your n____ up.



You went ahead to call him werey. Someone that fed you and your heterosexual roomie.

Can you see you are more disrespectful, ungrateful and scheming than bannies? All you lack is opportunity to fleece victims.

If many of you are women, you will spread your legs for speedy biscuit.

Abeg make we hear word!!!

Op thought we would clap for him for feeding from where he abhors.
I don't care about the man's sexuality as that is non of my business, but op being ungrateful to someone who fed you and your starving roomy