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I sent this to my gf, she said it’s AI

Raydemi:
how una tk de dey comfortable to drink beer after meals?

I think say na only me dey think this thing

Caaz:
He was still eating the Rice when i served him the Banga soup
He was just gasping for breathe.
He abandoned the Rice and told me to allow him rest.


Na man wey dey do well dem dey pamper

Your husband abi boyfriend should be ashamed of himself for not knowing how to cook.

I cook and pamper myself very well same with lots of guys here. You don't need a woman to do that!

Dogalmighty17:
Who eats hero with rice? Eh?

Brother i fear who no fear Madam Caaz

Caaz:
So giving my husband food now is over feeding abi?

Dont mind him Jare ....I was salivating to what I saw am from your neighbouring sista state and I like what I see and i believe that cooking prowess runs in the family .

Therefore I belive you still have a younger single sister to replicate same for me as I will be returning home this Dec for Xmas and I want to see things practically for myself.

I like a woman that likes food and know how to cook good meal cos me I like food oooh.

You and broke wife who prepare 10 dishes with #5k are causing havoc.
When Minister for National Planning and the body of Senators sees these, whatcha you think they gonna say?

Caaz:
Normal market wey humanbeing dey go.

Delta state

Warri, Asaba, Ughelli, sapele , kwale, which market?

I like how you micro-manage funds and your ability to whip out something nice from every small money that other women will say e no reach.
Also keep giving your man respect. It's is the secret to marital bliss. What every man desires is respect first before love.
You will go far my daughter.

Caaz:
White Rice
Redoil stew
Beaf
Ice fish

Beef, not Beaf.

Beaf used to be a troll here on nairaland

Orathird:
What is the purpose of the Hero beer?

Get him drunk enough to not question how almost 8k produced this meager food.

Caaz:
More




Tenrack
Sonnobax15
Oya come eat



More still dey inside pot.

Na woman like yasef daddy like us like....

I love good food, even say na small I dey eat. E must go down well o.


Wicked pesin like you now added beer. I assure you. Whatever it is you planned will work..... I like ya approach....😁

nams77:
Warri, Asaba, Ughelli, sapele , kwale, which market?

I like how you micro-manage funds and your ability to whip out something nice from every small money that other women will say e no reach.
Also keep giving your man respect. It's is the secret to marital bliss. What every man desires is respect first before love.
You will go far my daughter.

Respect is reciprocal. You cannot respect who doesn't deserve it.

This Life no balance at all, I told someone to collect 5k and prepare soup only but she rejected it that it's too small for her.

Caaz:
Because you dont treat her well sir!
Up the treatment bronchure, madam would do better sir.
Thanks for the laughs.

it's not about treating her well but mindset and where one is coming from.

Caaz:
Southern part of the country.
Are foodstuff pricey at your abia state?

I stayed in Enugu, hunger one killed me

We4all:
Respect is reciprocal. You cannot respect who doesn't deserve it.

U don carry your own come. Small advice wey I say make I give you, you no go settle down accept am. Una wey be women ehn

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 No be the market wey animal dey go but strictly human beings... 😂.

Caaz:
Normal market wey humanbeing dey go.

Delta state

Caaz:
Nope...
Ice fish and beef.

Chicken go be on sunday.

We need to take you to guard room for questioning. How all your threads dey make front page?

Cut me soap nau, Mama.

Orathird:
What is the purpose of the Hero beer?

After the chopping na another chopping 😋

Brighton1:
7500 to prepare these..
Are you single?

S very good and reasonable question!
You must be a bachelor,no doubt 🧐

Starboytwo:
to wash it down na...

Your question funny... Expecially if it's chilled.

All that carbohydrates with a drink laced with alot of sugars .. I hope the man's insulin is still pumping good Sha ..

2cribz:
Poverty. No even a single vegetable.

lmao

I compliment you lady @Caaz! Your husband is very blessed to have you as his wife and I hope he realises it. I can see and sense the love you put into nourishing your family.

Caaz:
Some dey inside stew too.

Allow me rest don shine plate finish oh.


Men una too pretend.

Please allow us to rest

Bizmind95:
So what exactly are we going to do with this information now

. Personalize it ...Say you not we ..

I still don't understand the relationship between rice and beer.


Weird combo.

Bahamas95:
I still don't understand the relationship between rice and beer.


Weird combo.

What is weird combo?
Seems you just learnt the English(weird) newly.


So you couldn't decipher that after he finished eating and rested for a while then he drink his beer?
Abi you nor see bottle water for the table?



Shows how some of you are treated shabilly by your wife's at home...because of your domineering attitude.

Oga rest,he had his meal with water Qed.

benardtotti:
Wait you cooked our legendary nairalander Beaf for your hubby ? No wonder we haven't seen Beaf in years on this forum , na you cause am !

Beaf is reno omokri. Now a complete sellout of what he used to be

Caaz:
What is weird combo?
Seems you just learnt the English(weird) newly.


So you couldn't decipher that after he finished eating and rested for a while then he drink his beer?
Abi you nor see bottle water for the table?



Shows how some of you are treated shabilly by your wife's at home...because of your domineering attitude.

Oga rest,he had his meal with water Qed.

Must you sound insultive to make your point?

If you want him to rest and drink the beer after eating the food there's no point putting it in that tray. Common sense should tell you to leave it in the fridge to be chilling.

I should decipher he drank the beer after eating based on prophet wey I be abi?


BTW, coming online to post how you feed your husband everytime doesn't make you the best wife in Nigeria. Una go just dey deceive una selves with fake life.

It takes a fakie to spot another.
Nor be for person like me....i know my Onions.
I m a very hardworking woman,mother and a wife....my husband bring table(s) and I water and nurture the contents on the table(s)


This na normal reason even a teen can decipher....explaining to a grown man like you is herculean.


Who takes beer whist eating?
Why your eyesight failed to see the bottle water there...con surprise me.
Not everyone have good eyesight sha.

I understand your grivances better than you do......
Take heart.

And I m not annoyed, i m just surprise why you re heaping your biles on me!

Oga today is saturday...drink enough water and rest.


Peace!!!!!
Like i said.... I m not annoyed sir!
Goodmorning.

Bahamas95:
Must you sound insultive to make your point?

If you want him to rest and drink the beer after eating the food there's no point putting it in that tray. Common sense should tell you to leave it in the fridge to be chilling.

I should decipher he drank the beer after eating based on prophet wey I be abi?


BTW, coming online to post how you feed your husband everytime doesn't make you the best wife in Nigeria. Una go just dey deceive una selves with fake life.

Caaz:
Rice
Stew
Here lager beer

It's not healthy. Choose water always

femi4:
It's not healthy. Choose water always

Okay daddy.

Caaz:
Okay daddy.

You're welcome my daughter

femi4:
It's not healthy. Choose water always

Okay daddy.







Noted sir.