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rayblast:
Pls wat is love if u can t fart infront of ur partner?? E mean say say e still get things wey una dey hide for una self ...... Lolz

You for kuku open your partner mouth and poopoo inside

I do it steady.... eith ease.... in fact, it's now a competition.... tho I win often.

If una no fit blast unaself with hot stinky mess, naim be say una no dey relationship naa.

I can't fart in anyone's presence

9jaBloke:
The average person farts between 14 and 23 times per day.

No matter how babe fine, by 12 noon she go don fart at least 7 times.

Lolz
Nawa o u carry calculator comot for another person fart... Like say u dey try check head to head for football

THATS BEGINNING OF DISRESPECT

zed7:
Disgusting habit. I don't know the weird people who think it's love or cool.

It's a different thing if it's a mistake, but to be doing it on purpose and call it love or romantic, is madness to me.

don't know why I find it disgusting too.....like wtf!!......except maybe when it not intentionally done ..

Fart in presence of my female friend either gf or spouse I swear nah normal thing for me..if I never fart where you dey then it mean I no dey free with you.i go fart come still hold you tight so we can enjoy the smell together.......and mind you my fart dey smell wellah cos I love eating heavy proteinous foods.,and the sound is explosive too .so I can even hide it when is coming .

Out here... We call it "drop swagg" 😂😅😎😂🤣

Especially the noiseless but WITH EXPLOSIVE SMELL. 🫣

And i believe it's a normal things for tru lovers.
In my POV

I once told my babe to feel free to fart and do her thing...

That was the beginning of the end. I regret that statement as she has been killing me with fart even in her sleep.

Disrespect. Why do it when you can excuse yourself. This is no feel-free mentality. Its just respect for individual. However, feel free to do if it is a reflex without stress.

Any lady that tries that with me I will dump her straight

Even when I am by myself, I respect myself enough not fart indiscriminately.
Except when very necessary, due to bloating.

Farting indiscriminately is not an attractive behaviour.

Danelo:
I do it steady.... eith ease.... in fact, it's now a competition.... tho I win often.

We should have a dislike button here.

Caaz:
Have you ever farted in the presence of your partner and how was their reaction?

Mine...he will just hold his note and look me with gbejero eyes.(bad eyes)
Some times when he does his,i would tell him,a man is not suppose to fart and he's just start laughing.

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Moments then we laugh and call ourselves names sometimes she'll be like see as we are mumuying ourselves then she'll fart "mess" and run away.. that's not the end I will chase after her and make sure I mess heavily that she feels the foul smell then hmmmmm will follow... She'll say babe this your own smell pass my own oh I no gree.... That's bonding in the highest level..


Sorry for you wey dey date over serious girl...

Na competition me and my girl dey use am do sometimes.

For those of you who think farting is evil, I give you the story of a Brazilian model who kept on holding her farts because she didn't want to embarrass herself before her boyfriend.

She ended up in hospital needing an operation .

Fart please. It's good for you

Everyone have their own preferences,, it's better you observe first and not just open your yarsh and fart because they told you on the Internet that it's a normal thing!!

SVC001:
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Moments then we laugh and call ourselves names sometimes she'll be like see as we are mumuying ourselves then she'll fart "mess" and run away.. that's not the end I will chase after her and make sure I mess heavily that she feels the foul smell then hmmmmm will follow... She'll say babe this your own smell pass my own oh I no gree.... That's bonding in the highest level..


Sorry for you wey dey date over serious girl...

Until you mistake running stomach for fart one day and poo on yourself, then you will learn to comport yourself from that day.

Done that a few times.... Shouldn't be habitual.

Does common sense not tell us to be nice to our partners and excuse ourselves to a safe location?

I stop doing farting competition with any lady the day beans seed came out from my anus as I was farting. This is not joke cos I ate beans in the morning

Fartng is healthy

Everybody have weird fantasies.
If some humans tell you what they fantasize in sex, you will spit.

I read about a lady who licks her partner's asshole.

Nadingo:
And I just came across this on a Facebook page

Na the sound dey embarrass person, nor be the be the odour.

Justiceleague1 and Princess FCee have FartOlympics.

They eat a lot of beans to prepare

I don't have a partner

realmindz:
Please everyone should respect each other…
It’s lack of etiquette to be farting at each other faces…

Farting at people is not love, it’s nothing other than lack of etiquette….


Some things don’t just make sense…
Why don’t you shitt and tell your partner to go sniff the poop inside toilet before flushing..

Or how many people here can tolerate belching loudly while eating….
Some things don’t just go Abeg

Oga go to mars. You’re not welcome here. Here is for humans

Love800:
Everybody have weird fantasies.
If some humans tell you what they fantasize in sex, you will spit.

I read about a lady who licks her partner's asshole.

Jesu

Samantha125:
If your spouse is your best friend, then farting in his presence shouldn't be a big deal... I'd just tell him to cover is nose.

It's dirtiness to expel any form of waste, solid, liquid or gas within the sense range of another.
It could happen by mistake and if it does you owe the person a sincere apology with all seriousness.
If it can't be this tact, then there should be moderation.

nairalanda1:
For those of you who think farting is evil, I give you the story of a Brazilian model who kept on holding her farts because she didn't want to embarrass herself before her boyfriend.

She ended up in hospital needing an operation .

Fart please. It's good for you

yea I know this story. That relationship in my opinion is not a healthy one

iLoveYouToo:
I can't fart in anyone's presence

Stop taking yourself too seriously