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Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by okito: 11:32pm On Dec 01, 2025

Must have done it over 100 times! I have lost count and it's a mutual thing...lol

Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by optm(m): 12:18am On Dec 02, 2025

It is disrespectful and unpleasant to delibtately fart when any person is around you, irrespective of the relationship you share with such person.
I wonder how making a place foul smelling and uncomfortable for someone shows love!

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Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by AlphaTaikun: 2:09am On Dec 02, 2025

Omoawoke:
Make Una dey do nonsense in the name of partners. That the person is your lover doesn’t mean you should be doing dirty things in presence of each other. Is there no other way to show love other than polluting tear gas?

Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by Dannydavito: 2:50am On Dec 02, 2025

When I fart in presence of my wife, she has to greet me in our dialect. That's our tradition.

Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by ussv: 3:30am On Dec 02, 2025

Nothing wey persin no go read for this forum

Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by iLoveYouToo(m): 4:24am On Dec 02, 2025

Stayingalive:
Stop taking yourself too seriously

That's how I've always been, is this bad?

Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by amus100(m): 5:24am On Dec 02, 2025

We4all:
Is farting not supposed to be an involuntary action that can happen anytime? If it happens, suddenly, just apologise and move on. If you feel embarrassed about it, it's because you haven't bonded with your partner.

[b][/b]I owe no one apology for this particular kind of involuntary action. grin

Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by Caaz(op): 6:47am On Dec 02, 2025

You just described us,most times he''ll just leave the sitting room for me and advice me to go use the restroom,and when he does his,he will tell me his doesnt smell.its funny sha.quote author=SVC001 post=137660261]

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Moments then we laugh and call ourselves names sometimes she'll be like see as we are mumuying ourselves then she'll fart "mess" and run away.. that's not the end I will chase after her and make sure I mess heavily that she feels the foul smell then hmmmmm will follow... She'll say babe this your own smell pass my own oh I no gree.... That's bonding in the highest level..

Sorry for you wey dey date over serious girl...[/quote]

Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by Aleem26(m): 7:02am On Dec 02, 2025

I deh do am steadily...but I deh always beg am if she wan do her own back make e no be when she menstruate ooo

Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by femi4: 7:41am On Dec 02, 2025

Caaz:
Have you ever farted in the presence of your partner and how was their reaction?

Mine...he will just hold his note and look me with gbejero eyes.(bad eyes)
Some times when he does his,i would tell him,a man is not suppose to fart and he's just start laughing.

It's part of the see finish

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Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by Zony94: 8:13am On Dec 02, 2025

My wife does that

Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by sinola(m): 9:04am On Dec 02, 2025

if you cant fart in the presence of your partner, you guys are simply living in the atmosphere of illusion and denial

Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by truthhurts2: 12:03pm On Dec 02, 2025

Caaz:
Have you ever farted in the presence of your partner and how was their reaction?

Mine...he will just hold his note and look me with gbejero eyes.(bad eyes)
Some times when he does his,i would tell him,a man is not suppose to fart and he's just start laughing.

She does it all the time without even apologizing and I take no offense with it, while me on the other hand hate doing that shit openly or publicly cos I'll feel embarrassed... It just aren't my thing.

But when it's just me and me alone, I really do love making loud sound with it grin

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Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by Caaz(op): 12:39pm On Dec 02, 2025

femi4:
It's part of the see finish

Hello femi4.

Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by IEJames(m): 5:54pm On Dec 02, 2025

Samantha125:
If you're not comfortable around your partner or spouse, then you'll never be yourself around her.

Farting is just a way of passing gas like breathing, what if you fart in your sleep? Will you then miraculously wake up and apologize? No human being is perfect.

And what if one day your spouse gets sick or involved in an accident, requiring her to need 24/7 care? Will you then abandon her because you don't want to get exposed to her dirtiness or imperfections?

You know the truth

moderation and decorum are codes of mutual benefits

Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by femi4: 6:08pm On Dec 02, 2025

Caaz:
Hello femi4.

how are you doing today

Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by Caaz(op): 7:40pm On Dec 02, 2025

femi4:
how are you doing today

I m well and you?

Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by femi4: 8:37pm On Dec 02, 2025

Caaz:
I m well and you?

Great, catching up with happenings of the day

Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by nairalanda1(m): 1:12pm On Dec 03, 2025

Stayingalive:
yea I know this story. That relationship in my opinion is not a healthy one

The fact is the boyfriend did not know what she was doing until she was hospitalized and was shocked when he found out.

Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by Stayingalive: 3:43pm On Dec 03, 2025

nairalanda1:
The fact is the boyfriend did not know what she was doing until she was hospitalized and was shocked when he found out.

imagine!! She was taking herself that serious lol 😂

Forming bigger than life

Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by Candycrushy(f): 7:14pm On Dec 03, 2025

Whats the big deal abi dem dey control mess

Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by Racheal45: 1:13pm On Dec 04, 2025

Candycrushy:
Whats the big deal abi dem dey control mess

You too dirty
Why don't you urinate everywhere
What is the uses of rest room
Some of Una too dirty

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