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I once saved a babe’s name as Waste. I tried explaining that it’s because she’s from the South West but she refused to come back.

Customer
Dayo maybe
Hk
Olobe!
A girl
Amala babe
Victoriababe
Etc

dollytino4real:
The name of a tin in people's phone go make u wonder at the first sight of, i saw one ( hungryman) kpomo hello fam add urs let catch fun happy Sunday

Underage hookup
Udu road BJ
Usiefrun Junction Negger
Ughelli Overnight

My Warri guys will understand better

EarthKing:
This actually reminds me of my teenage era. I and my guys usually name ladies after players, depending on the role she plays. I can vividly recall the one we named after Rosicky. How time flies.

Looking at ya comment, I just dey wonder the person pikin una go name Onana. Gods abeg o 😁

Bahamas95:
I don't think I have used anything weird to save someone's number before.

What I do most times is attach the location where I met the person to the name for me to remember easily.

I have five girls named Blessing in my contact, I differentiated them with where we met.



I also use the occupation of people I'm not too familiar with to save their numbers.

Na me and you tie the same wrapper...

Who even get time to dey brainstorm names when you can simply be straight and let ya woman know what you want?... People might not believe this but most women really don't mind. Na that hide wey una dey hide dey cause problem for una.

My guy saved my name as Operamini.
Na me dey give them free browsing that year

Snow2six:
No bro,spent most of Ma years in Lagos, presently in Benin republic.. na my guy teach me d format dt year o.Funny part b say if Ronaldo don too call and my T.I wan suspect, I change am to Rui-costa..u na my colleague too😂

Bad guy
26 for you.
Faso

Lol ..

I saved one girl as soft bawdy.

But I changed it back after she found out ..
.I told her I couldn't get enough of her soft body..

dollytino4real:
The name of a tin in people's phone go make u wonder at the first sight of, i saw one ( hungryman) kpomo hello fam add urs let catch fun happy Sunday

HOD( My HOD daughter ) and boobgadiza because she has big bressssss.

Not a single lady commented. We don't cheat.

Cheaters are liable to die young.

When I was in the world, I just need to look at your call log and put 2 and 2 together.

Imagine saving names with Ronaldo and cafu and Batista, instant red flag 😏

If you like save it as battery charger, Emma fish or Amaka watermelon, once that number begins to feature in your call log too frequently, I will copy it and dial it with my phone.
If a lady's voice pops up, I will confront you.

Then later I'll call the lady back to throw some heat on her.

If you get angry that I did a "hit", then I know you have made your choice and you will get a red card. Issa simpu sturvs.


The only funny names you can find on our phones are the people we have genuine business with like..

Mummy Chidera neighbor
Emma Okporoko
Mama ngozi ogiri
Bose fresh fish
Mathew red garri
Wale rewire
Akin panel beater ojuelegba
Jane school
Tom agent
Iya Ahmed wash clothes
Mohamed bureau de change
Issa bureau de change Eko hotel.
Anayo taxi.

Gragra,

Ulaga Dance

Big Tummy

Agbarho Osusu man

I saved my GF then as "KEMI OMOKOMO"...
BUT others with their names or abbreviations or add 419 to anyone trying to play me...

Ladies don't want to talk but I'll expose them,they will store guys name as,my hair,my recharge card,my House rent,some even go as far as calling guys mugu 1, mugu 2 ..e.t.c

U de stay Lagos?

slimhomiequan:
Bad guy
26 for you.
Faso

Olamummy001:
"Mechanic Ondo Road"....and that idiot go dey call me for 12am when me and my babe dey sleep. My woman later got to know

You must living in Akure or Ife.

Snow2six:
U de stay Lagos?

Yes. Me na full Lagosian. An upright man

And you??

Dodorima atb..we enta same buska..I graduate for Absu (valley base)

slimhomiequan:
Yes. Me na full Lagosian. An upright man

And you??

Snow2six:
Dodorima atb..we enta same buska..I graduate for Absu (valley base)

2wo6ix for you

All these ones na too much worry una dey worry, my guy dey carry girls number for head, he no dey save anything. If you call him at any unwanted hour he will ask who you be and off phone on your ear!

Alfred200825:
Underage hookup
Udu road BJ
Usiefrun Junction Negger
Ughelli Overnight

My Warri guys will understand better

guy u be my bros i from there dat area u mentioned

Stupid side chicken save my name as Ibadan sugar daddy

kestolove95:
I save one girl name.. ngozi data and one Aisha indomie. I been get Jessica 5k.. na her charges bdat

Hahahaha

Snow2six:
No bro,spent most of Ma years in Lagos, presently in Benin republic.. na my guy teach me d format dt year o.Funny part b say if Ronaldo don too call and my T.I wan suspect, I change am to Rui-costa..u na my colleague too😂

the COUP BOY

Coup??🤔

dammsey:
the COUP BOY

Bahamas95:
I don't think I have used anything weird to save someone's number before.

What I do most times is attach the location where I met the person to the name for me to remember easily.

I have five girls named Blessing in my contact, I differentiated them with where we met.

I also use the occupation of people I'm not too familiar with to save their numbers.

Like me too, I like saving people's numbers with two names at least. It makes me remember easily even if we didn't communicate past 5 years