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QueenJazz:
Hmmm! Semi of lyfe. Congrats!

Thank you Her Excellency the First Lady. 🙏

AndSunGorilla:
Congrats Semiu!!! May the bed continue to shake, bedsheets scatter!! If d bed go collapse sef make e break. May you score more goals like Osimhen as u shoot e go just dey enter dey give better end products!!!!!
Congrats baba, Ibadan na my cabal too though I go marry from no man's land, lol.
I come in piss.

Thanks Boss. Mo appreciate gan 🙏

Goke7:
Wishing you plenty more years of bed shaking! Happy Anniversary!

Thank you Goke. Blessings 🙏

Odunayaw:
Takeaway for everybody. Marry in Ibadan City

Congratulations on your anniversary sir

Lol. Thanks Odunayo. 🙏

Amedino99:
congratulations on your anniversary bro. Wish you and your family many more years in joy, good health and prosperity.

Thank you sir, and Amen 🙏

semid4lyfe:
On this day in 2017, I tied the knot in the ancient city of Ibadan.

Eight years later, after plenty quarrels and three kids, the match never scatter, and bed still dey shake

Abeg make una clap for me cos e no easy..

Congrats man!!

I saw this on X and I just burst out laughing. Heaven helps the team who goes up against this squad, especially if it's a knockout game with everything on the line.

My people no be small sontin wan shele for 2026 World Cup as we don dey hear now say FIFA don carry world cup match between Egypt vs Iran as LGBTQ Pride match. According to the tory, the match wey go shele on June 26 for Seattle coincide exactly with the LGBTQ celebration day for that state. And according to their rule, any event wey go shele for their state on that day na automatically LGBTQ Pride event therefore dem go paint the stadium LGBTQ rainbow colour, dem go mount LGBTQ flag inside the stadium and LGBTQ people go carry their rainbow banner take parade during the match. Na diswan don make Egypt and Iran wey be 2 Islamic countries to begin draw ear give FIFA say: I no know whether e get wetin una dey smoke for that una office wey make una dey do anyhow. Because why una go carry match between two Muslim countries say na LGBTQ celebration match? Una dey alright? For Iran, any LGBTQ wey we catch na die because we go cut off their head. For Egypt we go cut off their preeq. But now you wan force our match to be LGBTQ match. Abeg na Allahu Akbar we take dey beg you, we no wan see anything LGBTQ near that match. We no accept am, e dey against our culture, our tradition and our religion, and FIFA suppose to get small shame to allow dem turn football competition to to LGBTQ jamboree Tufia!

My people wetin una tink of this Egypt vs Iran vs LGBTQ matter so?

QueenJazz:
Imagine thinking you'll go far in the AFCON with this bum in your team. 🤦🏾‍♀️

https://x.com/AJSilverCFC/status/1998453624087675153

Lady QueenJazz. You no go kill me with laugh.
But on a serious note, Simon should give way for younger players like Sani Suleiman after AFCON. Kai....

QueenJazz:
I saw this on X and I just burst out laughing. Heaven helps the team who goes up against this squad, especially if it's a knockout game with everything on the line.

No leg can remain the same after playing against that defence 😂

QueenJazz:
I saw this on X and I just burst out laughing. Heaven helps the team who goes up against this squad, especially if it's a knockout game with everything on the line.

Real ones know this team can only be handled by one man

Vincente Del Bosque.

semid4lyfe:
On this day in 2017, I tied the knot in the ancient city of Ibadan.

Eight years later, after plenty quarrels and three kids, the match never scatter, and bed still dey shake

Abeg make una clap for me cos e no easy..

Keep the bed BOUNCING with night DANCING.
Congratulations bro. Happy anniversary

solonnachi:
Keep the bed BOUNCING with night DANCING.
Congratulations bro. Happy anniversary

Thank you Boss 🙏

semid4lyfe:
On this day in 2017, I tied the knot in the ancient city of Ibadan.

Eight years later, after plenty quarrels and three kids, the match never scatter, and bed still dey shake

Abeg make una clap for me cos e no easy..

Hearty congratulations chief. Cheers! 🥂

JohnBullMySon:
Hearty congratulations chief. Cheers! 🥂

Thank you sir. 🙏

JohnBullMySon:
Real ones know this team can only be handled by one man

Vincente Del Bosque.

He'd have an heart attack

Someone like Ancelotti

solonnachi:
Lady Queen.Jazz. You no go kill me with laugh.
But on a serious note, Simon should give way for younger players like Sani Suleiman after AFCON. Kai....

Well, until Eric Chelle finally manages to retrieve his private noodles back from Moses Simon, he has no choice but to start him forever and ever. 🤧

Goke7:
No leg can remain the same after playing against that defence 😂

I'm telling you. It will be a very traumatic game. 😂

Who else notice that Emmanuel Micheal is from Moses Simon Academy. Is possible Moses Simon was the one that told the coach about the player

Where is the 28 man AFCON list please?

semid4lyfe:
On this day in 2017, I tied the knot in the ancient city of Ibadan.

Eight years later, after plenty quarrels and three kids, the match never scatter, and bed still dey shake

Abeg make una clap for me cos e no easy..

When winning and when losing you stayed together without losing focus.... Congratulations man. After a goal or 2, Asisat Oshoala just have to retire from active football.

I tapped from this, may you celebrate many more years together

123jamessmith:
Who else notice that Emmanuel Micheal is from Moses Simon Academy. Is possible Moses Simon was the one that told the coach about the player

It's also possible since one of the Simoiben academy graduate was not able to make the team due to injury another one must be called up to replace the latter since the owner na OG 🤣🤣

solonnachi:
Where is the 28 man AFCON list please?

I don drop am already ..Abi u no believe till u c nff background pic for d list 😏

Tessyy1701:
When winning and when losing you stayed together without losing focus.... Congratulations man. After a goal or 2, Asisat Oshoala just have to retire from active football.

I tapped from this, may you celebrate many more years together

Thank you sir, and Amen.

Odunayaw:
He'd have an heart attack

Someone like Ancelotti

Nah,na Diego Simeone suppose be the coach. Osimhen too fit dey bench

Odunayaw:
He'd have an heart attack

Someone like Ancelotti

Nwabali too fit dey bench as another African representative.

Odunayaw:
He'd have an heart attack

Someone like Ancelotti

He don retire na. We’re not talking about age currently. Vincente na ancelotti pro max.

Na the only coach wey fit talk and all those players go listen attentively.

AndSunGorilla:
Nah,na Diego Simeone suppose be the coach. Osimhen too fit dey bench

Those players go beat Diego Simone inside dressing room

But I get the haram football aspect.

AndSunGorilla:
Nah,na Diego Simeone suppose be the coach. Osimhen too fit dey bench

Red card for the whole team

I

Odunayaw:
Red card for the whole team

Exactly what came to my mind when I first saw the post

JohnBullMySon:
He don retire na. We’re not talking about age currently. Vincente na ancelotti pro max.

Na the only coach wey fit talk and all those players go listen attentively.

I didn't know the man was charismatic sha

He belike say Felix agu make the final list for Afcon. I just saw a video where Victor borniface was wishing him a good turnament