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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0O1z-uG6FQ?si=ZGNNlodFxWpT0IOc

He was not an addict, he was on a mission.

This viral meme post reframes the real-life story of Diego, a Galápagos tortoise who fathered over 800 offspring in a breeding programme, as a heroic "mission" rather than addiction, garnering 85,000 likes and 1.2 million views in under 24 hours.

Diego's prolific mating from the 1970s to 2020 helped repopulate the critically endangered Hood Island subspecies, with DNA tests confirming he sired 40% of the 2,000+ juveniles released into the wild, per studies from the Galápagos National Park.
Humorous replies highlight the post's appeal, joking about human parallels like "Don't encourage Elon" or divine assignments, underscoring how animal conservation tales blend education with entertainment on social media.

https://x.com/i/status/2006004762052071655

Reproducing multiple times a day for decades is what tortoises do. How will its offspring do their own reproduction if they all share the same parent?

When will Tubaba, Wizkid and Davido beat this Tortoise Records??

This dude was the MVP...

It's good he finally hung his madingo after such an illustrious and active career of fatherhood!

This guy fvcks

Kudos to the greatest tortoise of all time

Men ehnn. Only God knows how many he has rapppeeeeed before retirement.

I comot cap for you champ

saphiere:
Men ehnn. Only God knows how many he has rapppeeeeed before retirement.

When will you ever be positive which one be rape again haba

You might need some help. It seems like someone really affected your life.

Legendary
Happy retirement veteran

This tortoise has used it's cunning ways to woo those innocent female tortoises and impregnate them severally....

It still remain a facert that we need to investigate the lifespan of a tortise. tbc

Chai. May his manhood live long. Mr tortoise has really tried

How they know he is retiring. Did he tell anybody that he is retiring?

COMRADES are speechless, the thing show for en face say en don do that thing tired. Una no see am?

Talk about understanding a mission perfectly 😂😂😂

Roling with 2face, pastor Chris Okafor and the rest

morikee:
When will you ever be positive which one be rape again haba

You might need some help. It seems like someone really affected your life.

Stop mentioning that person. Resist the urge.

morikee:
When will you ever be positive which one be rape again haba

You might need some help. It seems like someone really affected your life.

It may look like fun but that girl needs serious therapy

OctavianAC:
How they know he is retiring. Did he tell anybody that he is retiring?

Erectile dysfunction things na

Must be The Tubaba in Tortoise ..

meobizy:
Reproducing multiple times a day for decades is what tortoises do. How will its offspring do their own reproduction if they all share the same parent?

It says he fathered 40% of those released. Once they mix with the others (60%), that should be a manageable situation.

He tried - hope they studied what he did differently for the ladies tortoise to accept him!

Hero tortoise...

Wonderment....

He understands the assignment.

What's addiction here?

He followed the bible scriptures.
Go ye into the world and multiply.
May God bless the turtle for doing what homo sapiens failed to do.

He was only fulfilling Scripture

"Go ye into the world and multiply "

That picture reminds me of Master Ugwe in Kung fu Panda 😂😂😂😂😂😂

ReluctantAdult:
This guy fvcks

😂 I don't know, but seems to me this is the guy doing all the fucking..