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I will soon start a deliverance session for you gari looneys. The session will end with the 'deliverance' of the garri into my possesion

Olufidu:
Hnmnmnm! yawning!

What a sunny day
Having been beaten by the inevitable sun of my mother land
I finally made it home
Gosh! need something extremelly chilled to step it down
opening the refrigerator and doing a quick scan . . . . .
Coke . . Nope!
5 Alive nope!
Kunnu . . NOPE!
Zobo . . .Nope!
Pinto . , (Never mind! only the ijinle panpams can decode )
Then it struck me like lighten . . . , . .

G4 . . .
Garium Sulphate . . .
Leebu . . .

Okay, decision taken, now forthe preparation . . . . .

1st, reach for a round 555 (don't enjoy G4 in other countainers of different shape and material)
Grabbed a ragolis bottle (1.5l) of chilled water
Measured the "Leebu" with the "bend bend" peak milk thin - old and faithful, it has always given me the correct measurement in years!
With the leebu carefully measured inside the 555, I poured half of the ragolis water (actually refilled with tap water) on it. Stirred it and alllow it to settle (did I hear you say "then drain the water" No way!!! Garium water don cause palaver before o! - reserverd for aother tread. . . back to the prep, and guess what? you got it, drain the water, BUT by sipping it slowly then stopped when it . , , Hey! what about the dirty floating on the water? That it why Leebu is my favourite. , no dirty, no sand, just pure white and very fine!!! Can't beat it!
Anyways, after the draining, added half of the remaining chilled water leaving a quater behind (G4 Maths), I know added sugar. For me, granulated or any other brand will not do except St louis. And my lucky number is six cubes
and a pint of salt to taste you'd better believe me! and even give it a shot. Then added six cubes of iced block for continuous cooling Now time to . . . . smoke? wack?drink? or whatever? Nope! Not yet one more ingridient and this is my favourite part. . .Added G-nuts, not bottled one o! The one from omoelepa that one needs to peel of the cover. This is coming last for a purpose! anyone that can guess right will get a bag of Leebu from me, posted to you wherever you reside on the surface or earth. After peeling the the G-nuts, I simply added the whole lots, like =N=50 worth and . . . . . , . . , . . , .

TO BE CONTINUED . . . You don't want to miss the different styles of "SMOKING" the G4 especially the rinsing the 555 with extra water other than the quater remaining. Hang out with me!

Pally, I hail your garri drinking skills.
But me I dey drink the ijebu garri water straight uo, dirt and all.

I dey miss garri oh.

Garri with proper preparation could make a good breakfast cereal,garri flakes with added vitamins.A lot of potentials in the crop.

garri + moin moin =

ice cold garri and suya =

Any garri supplier for here?

9ja4eva:
Any garri supplier for here?

yes o, i dey supply o

How many kongo do u need?

looking for the smokable ones, the type i like through the mouth and out of the nose wiff wiff garri is the name. got that?

software:
yes o, i dey supply o

How many kongo do u need?

I need like 4 Togo i no dey buy Kongo oh dem dey fight.

LOL

9ja4eva:
I need like 4 Togo i no dey buy Kongo oh them dey fight.

LOL

ok ok ok ok No problem so u mean say na togo Gari u want. No problem i am an International Garri Supplier.
I will post u my account Number. Just send me 20,000naira That would be okay. Dont send ur adress along with it oo. cos i will be sending it to old traford.hehehe

lolzzz!!!

software wie av u bin?

software:
ok ok ok ok No problem so u mean say na togo Gari u want. No problem i am an International Garri Supplier.
I will post u my account Number. Just send me 20,000naira That would be okay. Dont send your adress along with it oo. because i will be sending it to old traford.hehehe

LOL


I say na Togo measurement i want not kongo.If you send am to Old Trafford i go pick am up cos i dey play for dem. You no knw say i dey play for Man Utd?I no see your account number oh

ronnie-slimz:
lolzzz!!!

software wie av u bin?

my person, i dey oo how the body? I have been out of town 4 somewhile now.

@9ja4eva

No worry i go post the 4togo's of gari 2u. No worry ooo _{"walks in into the factory, to produce 9ja4eva package"}

frankiriri:
But me I dey drink the ijebu garri water straight uo, dirt and all.

yep. that's how i like it too. we cant afford to waste the sticks that float.

ok so my ijebu garri is gone

na who sabbi correct connect (ijebu garri) for hia?

ikamefa:
ok so my ijebu garri is gone

na who sabbi correct connect (ijebu garri) for hia?

contact software. . dts his area of specialization

@spoilt: bin a longtym, wts gd?

ronnie-slimz:
contact software. . dts his area of specialization

@spoilt: bin a longtym, wts gd?

gaddam! seriously soft ware has it bad. Garri is his drug of choice! 

ronnie work no gree. i was up to my eyelids in work and i recently moved house. no time for nairaland.

i neeeeeeeeeedddddddddddd! garri ijebu ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

software:
my person, i dey oo how the body? I have been out of town 4 somewhile now.

@9ja4eva

No worry i go post the 4togo's of gari 2u. No worry ooo _{"walks in into the factory, to produce 9ja4eva package"}

D Garri never still ready?

i had a big bag of ijebu garri. i would just put my hand into the bag with my cup and scoop the usual quantity out without looking. and today i did just that only to realize that the bag was empty.

no more garri. without warning.

ikamefa:
ok so my ijebu garri is gone

na who sabbi correct connect (ijebu garri) for hia?

yes o my sister, hOW U DEY? I just sent 5contaniers of Ijebu Gari and Ibo Gari to the USA just last week. My second delivery, is booked for next tomorow. So how many togo of gari do u need? abeg let me know chap chap, Dont forget ooo Gari is our Identity

@spoilt

How many togo of gari do you need? contact ASAP


@9ja4eva

the gari is ready. hope u got ur parcel, it was delivered at old traford. AND IF U DONT SEE IT, NA aLEX FERGUSON CARRY AM O

na togo you dey use to sell your own garri? no be congo or Adana?

omoge:
na togo you dey use to sell your own garri? no be congo or Adana?

yes o my sister, it is now togo oo cos of the war at kongo, dats why we decided to change it to togo.

Una don make me laugh finish 4 hia.as i dey post to una,na ijebu garri i dey chop so wit "ekpa" and d dirty wey dey float 4 water.

ella.b:
Una don make me laugh finish 4 hia.as i dey post to una,na ijebu garri i dey chop so wit "ekpa" and d dirty wey dey float 4 water.

yes o thats very good of u o .

pls drink the dirts on the gari very well o. it gives LONG LIFE.

My great grand mother refused to die oo. na beg we beg am before she agree to die. it was because she drank plenty of gari nutritional dirts,

Enjoy

look properly for the seedy goat (ewu or nwa mpi) shit dey too.

omoge whats ur mail id?

u there? i could drop it and take it off right away

you wan send me dollar? i go chop ya dollars :O i don't deal in garri or naira but dollars and pounds or yen

ok send it now, will appreciate that

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