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Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Dilijingsly(op): 11:37am On Feb 05
As a lady, you're going over to your man's house and he asked you to get him condoms on your way.
Can you do ithuh?

Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Samantha125(f): 11:55am On Feb 05
Of course I can... In fact, I'd buy him three boxes in three different flavors, strawberry, banana, and grape flavor.
Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Sonnobax15(m): 12:08pm On Feb 05
Samantha125:
Of course I can... In fact, I'd buy him three boxes in three different flavors, strawberry, banana, and grape flavor.
Samantha125,the op said condoms! angry. Condoms!! condoms!!! angry. Not boxers angry. What correlation does the two of them have? angry
Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Emmy000seun(m): 12:14pm On Feb 05
Waawoo 🤷🙄😂,..you already know all kind of condom with their flavour..😂😂😂🙄😂..I beg what's the difference oooo...I want to learn
Samantha125:
Of course I can... In fact, I'd buy him three boxes in three different flavors, strawberry, banana, and grape flavor.
Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Samantha125(f): 12:31pm On Feb 05
Three boxes of condoms...🤷🤷🤷
Sonnobax15:
Samantha125,the op said condoms! angry. Condoms!! condoms!!! angry. Not boxers angry. What correlation does the two of them have? angry
Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Nobody: 12:35pm On Feb 05
I get trust issues so my babe no fit try am. She'll make me wonder if that’s how she’s been with all her guys, or if she’s picking these things up from someone else. The truth is, even simple romantic stickers come under scrutiny—unless, of course, I don’t actually like her.

She gats explain better or bring receipt before I believe say she buy am or my rating for her will reduce drastically.
Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Kanwulia:
Yes! In fact, I always have assorted flavors and sizes just in case. I noticed most Nigerian men love “raw neat”!

A few months ago, one of my exes-“sidies” asked me to buy “EXTRA LARGE”! Only for me to encounter a dead blokos! cry

He expected me to work over-time to wake up his “Mazi Lazarus”. I was not that desperate. We were re-connecting after over 20 years. I thought he would be as “sweet” as he was many years ago.

He was sending me nice pictures of his face only to show up with “BIG BELLE” and “ARTHRITIC-BACK AND KNEES”! What a waste of my bloody time.🙄

I have advised him to seek medical help for his next romantic encounter. DEFINITELY NOT WITH ME. I have too many viable options to suffer such nonsense. Rubbish!

In the voice of Patience Ozokwor aka MAMA G,

EDDY OKWE A CHAKA SI KA AKWA!(translated: eddy okwe don fade like cloth)! cheesy
Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Dilijingsly(op): 1:52pm On Feb 05
Samantha125:
Three boxes of condoms...🤷🤷🤷
pour me water 😀😀😀😀😀
Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Dilijingsly(op): 1:54pm On Feb 05
Ndooo
Kanwulia:
Yes! In fact, I always have assorted flavors and sizes just in case. I noticed most Nigerian men love “raw neat”!

A few months ago, one of my exes-“sidies” asked me to buy “EXTRA LARGE”! Only for me to encounter a dead blokos! cry

He expected me to work over-time to “wake up his “Mazi Lazarus”. I was not that desperate. We were re-connecting after over 20 years. I thought he would be as “sweet” as he was many years ago.

He was sending me nice pictures of his face only to show up with “BIG BELLE” and “ARTHRITIC-BAVK AND KNEES””! What a waste of my bloody time.🙄

I have advised him to seek medical help for his nexr romantic encounter. DEFINITELY NOT WITH ME. I have too many viable options to suffer such nonsense. Rubbish!

In the voice of Patience Ozokwor aka MAMA G,

EDDY OKWE A CHAKA SI KA AKWA!(translated: eddy okwe don fade like cloth)! cheesy
Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by eepeepook: 3:14pm On Feb 05
Woman no dey Nairaland.

Dilijingsly:
As a lady, you're going over to your man's house and he asked you to get him condoms on your way.
Can you do ithuh?
Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Dilijingsly(op): 3:16pm On Feb 05
eepeepook:
Woman no dey Nairaland.
women dey
Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by eepeepook: 3:18pm On Feb 05
I dey look you dey laugh.

Dilijingsly:
women dey
Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Dilijingsly(op): 3:20pm On Feb 05
eepeepook:
I dey look you dey laugh.
I've seen and met them before. That's what am saying
Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by eepeepook: 3:30pm On Feb 05
1. Them fine?

2. Na Sango Ota una dey, abi?

Dilijingsly:
I've seen and met them before. That's what am saying
Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by AllBlack:
Sonnobax15:
Samantha125,the op said condoms! angry. Condoms!! condoms!!! angry. Not boxers angry. What correlation does the two of them have? angry
U don dey cassssst yourself.
na condoms she dey talk not boxers
Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Samantha125(f): 3:36pm On Feb 05
I was only responding to op's question... For more information, Google is your friend...😌😌😌

And how come you're a guy, but don't know the difference?🤔🤔🤔
Emmy000seun:
Waawoo 🤷🙄😂,..you already know all kind of condom with their flavour..😂😂😂🙄😂..I beg what's the difference oooo...I want to learn
Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Sonnobax15(m): 3:48pm On Feb 05
AllBlack:
U don dey cassssst yourself.
. If dropping my comments and opinions on a faceless forum where nobody knows me is what you mean by "casting myself" no wahala bro,make e be.

Na people wey leave their lives begin Monitor every steps wey I dey make for Nairaland dey make me laf pass cheesy. I just dey laf una cheesy
Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Dilijingsly(op): 4:01pm On Feb 05
eepeepook:
1. Them fine?

2. Na Sango Ota una dey, abi?
them fine o
Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Dzzzz: 4:45pm On Feb 05
“A woman that can buy her man Action Bitters,Mokole,CoCO Samba,Ja’Epon and others,will surely buy condom for her man..
Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by eepeepook: 5:25pm On Feb 05
Una too lie for this Nairaland.

Dilijingsly:
them fine o
Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Dilijingsly(op): 5:35pm On Feb 05
eepeepook:
Una too lie for this Nairaland.
am not lying. Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder
Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by AllBlack: 5:49pm On Feb 05
Sonnobax15:
. If dropping my comments and opinions on a faceless forum where nobody knows me is what you mean by "casting myself" no wahala bro,make e be.
calm down. no be boxers she yan about.
Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Cmanforall: 7:11pm On Feb 05
Samantha125:
Of course I can... In fact, I'd buy him three boxes in three different flavors, strawberry, banana, and grape flavor.
This one you rushed to be first to comment

Why not buy him pepper and onions flavour too grin
Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by LagosOrigin: 7:11pm On Feb 05
Samantha125:
Of course I can... In fact, I'd buy him three boxes in three different flavors, strawberry, banana, and grape flavor.
Onlyfans product spotted
Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Sonofgod1990(m): 7:13pm On Feb 05
Na my woman dey buy am for me anytime she come visiting
Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Gotocourt: 7:14pm On Feb 05
Many are so ashamed to buy PT strip cheesy,
Worse to get ab**tion tabs (misp***tol)
Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Riversides2003(m): 7:16pm On Feb 05
My girls Dey buy am in pack sef
Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by pocohantas(f): 7:16pm On Feb 05
Kanwulia:
Yes! In fact, I always have assorted flavors and sizes just in case. I noticed most Nigerian men love “raw neat”!

A few months ago, one of my exes-“sidies” asked me to buy “EXTRA LARGE”! Only for me to encounter a dead blokos! cry

He expected me to work over-time to “wake up his “Mazi Lazarus”. I was not that desperate. We were re-connecting after over 20 years. I thought he would be as “sweet” as he was many years ago.

He was sending me nice pictures of his face only to show up with “BIG BELLE” and “ARTHRITIC-BACK AND KNEES””! What a waste of my bloody time.🙄

I have advised him to seek medical help for his nexr romantic encounter. DEFINITELY NOT WITH ME. I have too many viable options to suffer such nonsense. Rubbish!

In the voice of Patience Ozokwor aka MAMA G,

EDDY OKWE A CHAKA SI KA AKWA!(translated: eddy okwe don fade like cloth)! cheesy
Welcome back, once again, Mami. 😂😂😂
If it cannot wake up, make im take agbo.
Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by helinues: 7:17pm On Feb 05
grin cheesy

When some ladies have packs at home

Are they not the one running from pregnancy, infection? In this case, telling a blind woman it's raining is purely a waste of time
Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Nackzy: 7:17pm On Feb 05
I don't see anything wrong with that
Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by ChoCho54(f): 7:19pm On Feb 05
And this nonsense made front page, ehn Seun?
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