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Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by buygala(m): 7:19pm On Feb 05

Sonnobax15:
Samantha125,the op said condoms! . Condoms!! condoms!!! . Not boxers . What correlation does the two of them have?

Boxes not boxers

Too much breeze from Keke riding don blind u?

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Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by ukaface(f): 7:20pm On Feb 05

No, I can’t do such a thing🤣🤣

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Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Freshandfitpod: 7:20pm On Feb 05

Dilijingsly:
women dey

they no Dey we don genocidal them....

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Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by DMCA: 7:21pm On Feb 05

pocohantas:
Welcome back, once again, Mami. 😂😂😂
If it cannot wake up, make im take agbo.

poco baby.
why didn't u invite me to ur wedding? cool

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Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by callmetade: 7:21pm On Feb 05

ChoCho54:
And this nonsense made front page, ehn Seun?

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Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Freshandfitpod: 7:22pm On Feb 05

ukaface:
No, I can’t do such a thing🤣🤣

then I won't buy that Nokia 3310 you ask for....

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Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by udemzyudex(m): 7:23pm On Feb 05

Sonnobax15:
Samantha125,the op said condoms! . Condoms!! condoms!!! . Not boxers . What correlation does the two of them have?

Lol...see as you dey embarrass yourself, you no know say condom get flavours too?

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Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Kalulu44: 7:25pm On Feb 05

Sonnobax15:
Samantha125,the op said condoms! . Condoms!! condoms!!! . Not boxers . What correlation does the two of them have?

Read well, she said three boxes not boxers

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Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by DMCA: 7:26pm On Feb 05

buygala:
Boxes not boxers

Too much breeze from Keke riding don blind u?

Sonnobax15 hope say this one no knock u out grin

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Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Reggzy: 7:26pm On Feb 05

Samantha125:
Three boxes of condoms...🤷🤷🤷

no worry,e go dey use d remains for olosho and hk

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Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Freshandfitpod: 7:28pm On Feb 05

Samantha125:
Of course I can... In fact, I'd buy him three boxes in three different flavors, strawberry, banana, and grape flavor.

blood of Jesus Christ you are not a Christian woman

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Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by pipnator00(m): 7:28pm On Feb 05

Kanwulia:
Yes! In fact, I always have assorted flavors and sizes just in case. I noticed most Nigerian men love “raw neat”!

A few months ago, one of my exes-“sidies” asked me to buy “EXTRA LARGE”! Only for me to encounter a dead blokos!

He expected me to work over-time to “wake up his “Mazi Lazarus”. I was not that desperate. We were re-connecting after over 20 years. I thought he would be as “sweet” as he was many years ago.

He was sending me nice pictures of his face only to show up with “BIG BELLE” and “ARTHRITIC-BACK AND KNEES””! What a waste of my bloody time.🙄

I have advised him to seek medical help for his nexr romantic encounter. DEFINITELY NOT WITH ME. I have too many viable options to suffer such nonsense. Rubbish!

In the voice of Patience Ozokwor aka MAMA G,

EDDY OKWE A CHAKA SI KA AKWA!(translated: eddy okwe don fade like cloth)!

Na for this kind discussion them dey see you.
However, I support ladies to buy such for their man before body go tell them!

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Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Tendd: 7:29pm On Feb 05

Yes, you can or you should,if you think your mum is sexually promiscuous or you don't trust the partner that she is together with.Health supercedes all.

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Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Kalulu44: 7:29pm On Feb 05

Kanwulia:
Yes! In fact, I always have assorted flavors and sizes just in case. I noticed most Nigerian men love “raw neat”!

A few months ago, one of my exes-“sidies” asked me to buy “EXTRA LARGE”! Only for me to encounter a dead blokos!

He expected me to work over-time to “wake up his “Mazi Lazarus”. I was not that desperate. We were re-connecting after over 20 years. I thought he would be as “sweet” as he was many years ago.

He was sending me nice pictures of his face only to show up with “BIG BELLE” and “ARTHRITIC-BACK AND KNEES””! What a waste of my bloody time.🙄

I have advised him to seek medical help for his nexr romantic encounter. DEFINITELY NOT WITH ME. I have too many viable options to suffer such nonsense. Rubbish!

In the voice of Patience Ozokwor aka MAMA G,

EDDY OKWE A CHAKA SI KA AKWA!(translated: eddy okwe don fade like cloth)!

Lolz! Mehn you get bad mouth o. You for pity our maxi na and help am rise his falling kingdom

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Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Kalulu44: 7:33pm On Feb 05

Riversides2003:
My girls Dey buy am in pack sef

Ah! Your girls?

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Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by ChoCho54(f): 7:34pm On Feb 05

[quote author=callmetade post=138374514][/quote]Aswearugad!

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Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Freshandfitpod: 7:34pm On Feb 05

ChoCho54:
And this nonsense made front page, ehn Seun?

you can imagine?? For sure I know you are a Christian woman... Women of nowadays have spoil finish only innocent you remain

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Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by ade4real2016: 7:35pm On Feb 05

Sonnobax15:
Samantha125,the op said condoms! . Condoms!! condoms!!! . Not boxers . What correlation does the two of them have?

You must be one of d dullards back in school days...She never mentioned boxers but boxes of condoms in three different flavours...She meant to buy them in large quantities...

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Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Mirasteel: 7:36pm On Feb 05

Samantha125:
Of course I can... In fact, I'd buy him three boxes in three different flavors, strawberry, banana, and grape flavor.

Go and check ur status, I'm not sure if you are –

Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Freshandfitpod: 7:38pm On Feb 05

Kanwulia:
Yes! In fact, I always have assorted flavors and sizes just in case. I noticed most Nigerian men love “raw neat”!

A few months ago, one of my exes-“sidies” asked me to buy “EXTRA LARGE”! Only for me to encounter a dead blokos! (translated: eddy okwe don fade like cloth)!

ah! Sister Deborah! I don catch you, pastor Matthew must hear this....

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Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by integrity16(m): 7:39pm On Feb 05

Is that even a question in 2026?

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Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by ChoCho54(f): 7:45pm On Feb 05

Freshandfitpod:
you can imagine?? For sure I know you are a Christian woman... Women of nowadays have spoil finish only innocent you remain

You no well.

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Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by GindoX(m): 7:45pm On Feb 05

Dzzzz:
“A woman that can buy her man Action Bitters,Mokole,CoCO Samba,Ja’Epon and others,will surely buy condom for her man..

Bro, which one be Ja'Epon ? grin

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Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by HistoryGuy: 7:45pm On Feb 05

Sonnobax15:
Samantha125,the op said condoms! . Condoms!! condoms!!! . Not boxers . What correlation does the two of them have?

Learn to read before ranting. She said boxes not boxers

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Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by zubinike(m): 7:46pm On Feb 05

Samantha125:
Of course I can... In fact, I'd buy him three boxes in three different flavors, strawberry, banana, and grape flavor.

Samantha leave my life alone, which one is Grape flavor again? Try the guava flavor it makes a lot of sense

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Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Rhymesy(m): 7:47pm On Feb 05

Because boxer shield the inner part

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Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Samantha125(f): 7:48pm On Feb 05

🤣🤣🤣🤣

buygala:
Boxes not boxers

Too much breeze from Keke riding don blind u?

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Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Alaefulu(m): 7:56pm On Feb 05

Na WA oo,so tey condom sef get flavour,so how them take dey confirmed each of the flavour. poor man quote author=Samantha125 post=138369755]Of course I can... In fact, I'd buy him three boxes in three different flavors, strawberry, banana, and grape flavor.[/quote]

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Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Kanwulia: 7:58pm On Feb 05

pocohantas:
Welcome back, once again, Mami. 😂😂😂
If it cannot wake up, make im take agbo.

Agbo cannot help this matter o. The tin nor even 'nod' head. undecided

E come be like say stroke don quench that area. Plus the dude dey drink toooo much. I don jump am pass biko. grin

When I gist my friend she laff taya. She advice me to go for dudes that are 50 or younger and never to try all those 'senior citizens' with dead equipment. cheesy

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Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Kanwulia: 8:07pm On Feb 05

Kalulu44:
Lolz! Mehn you get bad mouth o. You for pity our maxi na and help am rise his falling kingdom

Pity wetin? I was imagining what he was carrying when he asked for 'EXTRA LARGE'! All the stores I went to only had LARGE. The yeye dude asked me for EXTRA LARGE thinking I go run. cheesy

We wey dey carry all those 'BGs; know how we dey prepare for such encounters ke. I was ready!!!! He was promising how he would make me 'SCRRRRRRRRRRRREAM' like the good old days. I juss dey listen to im mouth. He ended up disgracing himself when it was 'show time'. See as I 'set' my ikebe from sideways grinding and winding. . . .waiting for the usual 'pokes at intervals' to show something is alive. I was so looking for the 'hotdog in a bun style' to get the ball rolling. Whosaaaaaaaaaai? angry

Come make mouth like "so sorry darling, I have not been with a woman for over 10 years"! shocked

Now, I know why!

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Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Okoroawusa: 8:08pm On Feb 05

Kanwulia:
Yes! In fact, I always have assorted flavors and sizes just in case. I noticed most Nigerian men love “raw neat”!

A few months ago, one of my exes-“sidies” asked me to buy “EXTRA LARGE”! Only for me to encounter a dead blokos!

He expected me to work over-time to wake up his “Mazi Lazarus”. I was not that desperate. We were re-connecting after over 20 years. I thought he would be as “sweet” as he was many years ago.

He was sending me nice pictures of his face only to show up with “BIG BELLE” and “ARTHRITIC-BACK AND KNEES””! What a waste of my bloody time.🙄

I have advised him to seek medical help for his nexr romantic encounter. DEFINITELY NOT WITH ME. I have too many viable options to suffer such nonsense. Rubbish!

In the voice of Patience Ozokwor aka MAMA G,

EDDY OKWE A CHAKA SI KA AKWA!(translated: eddy okwe don fade like cloth)!

🤣🤣🤣🤣...Oh Chim! What did I just read?

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Re: Can You Buy Condoms For Your Man As A Lady by Akin4tado(m): 8:08pm On Feb 05

But dem don old only 30+ .. under 20s no dey

Dilijingsly:
them fine o

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