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Dilijingsly:
As a lady, you're going over to your man's house and he asked you to get him condoms on your way.
Can you do it?

A lady used to buy giant gcd for me

Kanwulia:
Yes! In fact, I always have assorted flavors and sizes just in case. I noticed most Nigerian men love “raw neat”!

A few months ago, one of my exes-“sidies” asked me to buy “EXTRA LARGE”! Only for me to encounter a dead blokos!

He expected me to work over-time to wake up his “Mazi Lazarus”. I was not that desperate. We were re-connecting after over 20 years. I thought he would be as “sweet” as he was many years ago.

He was sending me nice pictures of his face only to show up with “BIG BELLE” and “ARTHRITIC-BACK AND KNEES”! What a waste of my bloody time.🙄

I have advised him to seek medical help for his next romantic encounter. DEFINITELY NOT WITH ME. I have too many viable options to suffer such nonsense. Rubbish!

In the voice of Patience Ozokwor aka MAMA G,

EDDY OKWE A CHAKA SI KA AKWA!(translated: eddy okwe don fade like cloth)!

hahahahahaha

pipnator00:
Na for this kind discussion them dey see you.
However, I support ladies to buy such for their man before body go tell them!

In this day and age? Any woman that does not carry CDs with her is in for a rude awakening.
Most people do not even know they are carrying bacteria and viruses.
You might just lose a great opportunity for a damn good ''straffing" . . . (aka chop-and-run), if you do not have some protection with you.
Though no guarantees sha sha!

Kanwulia:
In this day and age? Any woman that does not carry CDs with her is in for a rude awakening.
Most people do not even know they are carrying bacteria and viruses.
You might just lose a great opportunity for a damn good ''straffing"9aka chop-and-run), if you do not have some protection with you.
Though no guarantees sha sha!

The bolded... SECONDED.
Like I wrote, you too like straff talk and I doubt you are good at it.
You know the saying, those who talk much, dont do much

Kanwulia:
Pity wetin? I was imagining what he was carrying when he asked for 'EXTRA LARGE'! All the stores I went to only had LARGE. The yeye dude asked me for EXTRA LARGE thinking I go run. We wey dey carry all those 'BGs; know how we dey prepare for such encounters ke. I was ready!!!! He was promising how he would make me 'SCRRRRRRRRRRRREAM' like the good old days. I juss dey listen to im mouth. He ended up disgracing himself when it was 'show time'. See as I 'set' my ikebe from sideways grinding and winding. . . .waiting for the usual 'pokes at intervals' to show something is alive. I was so looking for the 'hotdog in a bun style' to get the ball rolling. Whosaaaaaaaaaai?

Come make mouth like "so sorry darling, I have not been with a woman for over 10 years"!
Now, I know why!

Hahahaha, what a dumb excuse from him.
Chai.... I just dey imagine how him take fall himself hand and your disappointment

Kalulu44:
Hahahaha, what a dumb excuse from him.
Chai.... I just dey imagine how him take fall himself hand and your disappointment

Well. Good news. Next customer within 1 week. That one no carry CD either.
I don't understand some guys and their mission in the bedroom I swear. Are they planning to infect you or what or are they careless to want to catch something from you if you have been exposed?

I nor carry any CD come, because I was not expecting the kind of chemistry that alcohol blessed us with. I had to say NO! So proud of myself.
We are planning a return-match.

Impossicant

SpencerForbes:
I get trust issues so my babe no fit try am. She'll make me wonder if that’s how she’s been with all her guys, or if she’s picking these things up from someone else. The truth is, even simple romantic stickers come under scrutiny—unless, of course, I don’t actually like her.

She gats explain better or bring receipt before I believe say she buy am or my rating for her will reduce drastically.

This shows you're a judgemental person.

Kanwulia:
Well. Good news. Next customer within 1 week. That one no carry CD either. I nor carry any come because I was not expecting the kind of chemistry that alcohol blessed us with. I had to say NO! So proud of myself.
We are planning a return-match.

Hmmmm..... Return match for Old Trafford or Emirates hahahaha

verminnel:
Impossicant

What's wrong in buying condoms for ya bf?

You ppl sef.

Akin4tado:
But dem don old only 30+ .. under 20s no dey

the one I met was not 30+

pipnator00:
The bolded... SECONDED.
Like I wrote, you too like straff talk and I doubt you are good at it.
You know the saying, those who talk much, dont do much

You be novice ke. Nor be by power o.
When you enter dia, you go paralyze ke!
E get some dudes wey go only touch you . . . you don go be dat!
I nor know wetin dem dey rub for hand o.
Romance and sexuality are mind games.
Nor be PONO we dey act abeg!

Kalulu44:
Hmmmm..... Return match for Old Trafford or Emirates hahahaha

Farrrrr farrrrrraway. Cayman Islands.

femi4:
A lady used to buy giant gcd for me

For you or your horse?

Kanwulia:
Farrrrr farrrrrraway. Cayman Islands.

Ahh! Eku enjoyment

Kalulu44:
Ahh! Eku enjoyment

With heavy massage sessions of 'all angles'!

Kanwulia:
With heavy massage sessions of 'all angles'!

Hope singing with the mic and eating of snail will be involved?

Kanwulia:
You be novice ke. Nor be by power o.
When you enter dia, you go paralyze ke!
E get some dudes wey go only touch you . . . you don go be dat!
I nor know wetin dem dey rub for hand o.
Romance and sexuality are mind games.
Nor be PONO we dey act abeg!

The bolded.. Abi o!
Them no dey take first position for am!
A message to those who take substance just to last longer.
I know this guy who always takes some drink called Sky-fruit to last longer
now his left body side feel a bit numb.

Samantha125:
Of course I can... In fact, I'd buy him three boxes in three different flavors, strawberry, banana, and grape flavor.

you have come again Samantha
How Ina dey take know the flavor eeh

pipnator00:
The bolded.. Abi o!
Them no dey take first position for am!
A message to those who take substance just to last longer.
I know this guy who always takes some drink called Sky-fruit to last longer
now his left body side feel a bit numb.

Naaaaaaaaaaa . . . .Those are novices. Very cerebral, not animalistic.
For mature minds only.

The reason I chose my partners from my past mainly. . . .till I find out they have 'crossed to gayland'!

Anoda level of WAHALAAAAA!!!

Kanwulia:
Yes! In fact, I always have assorted flavors and sizes just in case. I noticed most Nigerian men love “raw neat”!

A few months ago, one of my exes-“sidies” asked me to buy “EXTRA LARGE”! Only for me to encounter a dead blokos!

He expected me to work over-time to wake up his “Mazi Lazarus”. I was not that desperate. We were re-connecting after over 20 years. I thought he would be as “sweet” as he was many years ago.

He was sending me nice pictures of his face only to show up with “BIG BELLE” and “ARTHRITIC-BACK AND KNEES”! What a waste of my bloody time.🙄

I have advised him to seek medical help for his next romantic encounter. DEFINITELY NOT WITH ME. I have too many viable options to suffer such nonsense. Rubbish!

In the voice of Patience Ozokwor aka MAMA G,

EDDY OKWE A CHAKA SI KA AKWA!(translated: eddy okwe don fade like cloth)!

Your own too dey come

omooba969:
This shows you're a judgemental person.

Very judgemental😂😂😂 the only way to escape is to start from the onset and I’ll be cool with it. But if you start displaying later, I’ll listen and judge😝

Idaytesj29:
Your own too dey come

Then I rest na. Nor be by force. If you know say your 'OKADA' tire don deflate, you nor go go inflate am or pack am for your backyard?
Which wan you dey sen pesin to go buy EXTRA LARGE CD for spiritually-dead blokos?
Come make me go buy 'pain-killers' and 'numbing gels' for nothing!
Make I for fit waka well the next day.

Lol 😂 😂 😂 😂

Kanwulia:
Then I rest na. Nor be by force. If you know say your 'OKADA' tire don deflate, you nor go go inflate am or pack am for your backyard?
Which wan you dey sen pesin to go buy EXTRA LARGE CD for spiritually-dead blokos?
Come make me go buy 'pain-killers' and 'numbing gels' for nothing!
Make I for fit waka well the next day.

Dilijingsly:
As a lady, you're going over to your man's house and he asked you to get him condoms on your way.
Can you do it?

My gf did back in the days. She went out of my room and came back with CD when I refused to go. It still surprises me till today, shy girl for that matter

Insectkiller:
Something we buy for guys daily..

What a stone age question are u asking here??
Are u in Buhari category..

you buy for guys daily?? Do you work in a brothel? God is watching you!! Be careful God get hot temper E dey quick vex.

Samantha125:
Of course I can... In fact, I'd buy him three boxes in three different flavors, strawberry, banana, and grape flavor.

..to use for 3 different styles abi ? 🙄

Sonnobax15:
Samantha125,the op said condoms! . Condoms!! condoms!!! . Not boxers . What correlation does the two of them have?

LagosOrigin:
Onlyfans product spotted

Nah unah dey do make so many of this girls no dey comment on issue in Nairaland again.
Op directed a question to ladies and she responded as a lady, you come dey want shame her by pressing charges wey no follow against am.
For what exactly?

Even as a married woman, I still don't have the courage to buy a condom lol

Lamanii22:
Even as a married woman, I still don't have the courage to buy a condom lol

... A Christian woman knows her worth and they don't have sex because it's disgusting, they are the purest form of women on earth, that who you are. Be proud of it....