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Kanwulia:
Yes! In fact, I always have assorted flavors and sizes just in case. I noticed most Nigerian men love “raw neat”!

A few months ago, one of my exes-“sidies” asked me to buy “EXTRA LARGE”! Only for me to encounter a dead blokos!

He expected me to work over-time to wake up his “Mazi Lazarus”. I was not that desperate. We were re-connecting after over 20 years. I thought he would be as “sweet” as he was many years ago.

He was sending me nice pictures of his face only to show up with “BIG BELLE” and “ARTHRITIC-BACK AND KNEES”! What a waste of my bloody time.🙄

I have advised him to seek medical help for his next romantic encounter. DEFINITELY NOT WITH ME. I have too many viable options to suffer such nonsense. Rubbish!

In the voice of Patience Ozokwor aka MAMA G,

EDDY OKWE A CHAKA SI KA AKWA!(translated: eddy okwe don fade like cloth)!

He should change his life style. Cut down on alcohol, improve his diet and exercise regularly and those pains will gradually fade and the sex drive will come back

My babe wey nonlike condom.. The last tome I wan use condom on her omo e turn to big fight.. She say I no trust her the thing tire me.. The relationship is shaking now cos I actually don't really trust her anymore so condom is a must..

Because I'm not a womanizer 🤷🤷🙄..and google cannot understand the experience 😀😂..how sweet it is tell me once again 😀

Samantha125:
I was only responding to op's question... For more information, Google is your friend...😌😌😌

And how come you're a guy, but don't know the difference?🤔🤔🤔

It’s not shameful - it’s responsible

GindoX:
Bro, which one be Ja'Epon ?

Na the one wey Dey turn pweek to ultimate warrior.

Angelawhite:
He should change his life style. Cut down on alcohol, improve his diet and exercise regularly and those pains will gradually fade and the sex drive will come back

The dude is too lazy abeg. Never been the active type. Only youthful exuberance saved him those days. No hope. Wetin I wan do with blokos wey nefa work for over 10 years? I nor dey work miracles e jor. Make e waka dey go abeg. I go just avoid am gradually-by-gradually. I don wanno make him feel any worse.

Dzzzz:
Na the one wey Dey turn pweek to ultimate warrior.

ehhh, lo ba tan!

I think men should know when to give up having sex.
When it starts behaving like sleeping snail, they should give up.

Kanwulia:
The dude is too lazy abeg. Never been the active type. Only youthful exuberance saved him those days. No hope. Wetin I wan do with blokos wey nefa work for over 10 years? I nor dey work miracles e jor. Make e waka dey go abeg. I go just avoid am gradually-by-gradually. I don wanno make him feel any worse.

armyofone:


I think men should know when to give up having sex.
When it starts behaving like sleeping snail, they should give up.

Arrrrrrgh!!!! Long time. Good to see ya!
I am still the same o! But as beautiful and “spicy” as ever.

As per your “sleeping snail” angle of the matter.

CHAI!!!!!! You say wetin? You have always been a “badazzzzo” I swear!


For whia? Dem go wan use you pose to impress their fake gang. If I were a dude, I will make sure my “pencils” are ready to be “sharpened” at any time. I guess he felt really comfortable with me. I don’t envy men sha. No wonder most don’t use CDs. Imagine trying to put on a condom on a “wet noodle”?

All a woman has to do is fantasize and she is ready to go.

Kanwulia:
Arrrrrrgh!!!! Long time. Good to see ya!
I am still the same o! But as beautiful and “spicy” as ever.

As per your “sleeping snail” angle of the matter.

CHAI!!!!!! You say wetin? You have always been a “badazzzzo” I swear!


For whia? Dem go wan use you pose to impress their fake gang. If I were a dude, I will make sure my “pencils” are ready to be “sharpened” at any time. I guess he felt really comfortable with me. I don’t envy men sha. No wonder most don’t use CDs. Imagine trying to put on a condom on a “wet noodle”?

All a woman has to do is fantasize and she is ready to go.

Long time! Glad to have you back for real!

Even with wet noodle they claim king Kong