₦airaland Forum

Samueltemi337:
Don't be surprised if mouth change during the end of the season
Nor be some finish Lookman during world cup qualifiers
Some even say make them nor call am to national team again

Na so them be for here na. Not surprised.

Everybody is supposed to have fkn moved on from Osimhen going to Galatasaray, especially in this thread. If banger boys dey cook stpid agendas for X, we should know better than them. But some people wan dey do banger boys for Nairaland too lol.

BankyGee:
Ademola Lookman had another spectacular game against Barcelona in the Copa del Rey tonight with a goal and assist to propel Atlético Madrid to a big home win!

📊:.
⏰ 73 minutes played
🎯 1 shot on target
⚽ 1 goal
🅰️1 assist
👌🏾 29 touches
👟 10/14 passe (74%)
🗝️ 1 key pass
🪄 1/2 dribbles successful
🛡️ 2 defensive contributions
💪🏾 4/7 ground duels won
🫴🏾 4 recoveries
❌ 1 interception
🌟 8.5 rating (FotMob)
👑 Player of the Match

Diego Simeone getting his biggest win over Barca thanks to the presence of a dangerous Cook.... APOTY COOKMAN

Oh Zidane'm.... chaiiii... the elegance.

Luca Zidane no inherit this one.

Almost an all-timer assist from Zidane 😳 pic.twitter.com/wpyiPauuSz

— UEFA EURO (@UEFAEURO) August 25, 2025

Victor Ogungbayi, MF, leaves Slavia Praha for Mlada Boleslav within the Czech Liga.

Will Atleti do a Bayern? Time will tell on March 3.

TheLoneCitizen:
Bro Atlético fans are kickstarting Ballon d'Or agenda, you're still on APOTY

Ballon d'Or for who?

TheSuperNerd:
Just 3 games in Spain and Lookman already Cooking Yamal and friends... The Cookman gat no chills.

Just 1 game against them in ATM colors and Ademola Lookman has same number of goals vs Barca as Mbappe and Vinicius this season so far.

Andrewbaba44, are you enjoying the Cook(ing), man?

Lmao

TheSuperNerd:
Charles is always fond of finding anything at all to keep fueling the mockery of Osimhen's move to Turkey even when he knows the truth about why he made that move. If Chelsea and his stingy Club, Man Utd made better salary offers to at least match what he was earning at Napoli or went slightly above, he would be in the EPL.

Osimhen earning over 300k euros per week in Turkey while the EPL Big Boys could not afford it is a slap on the English Clubs.

And yes, Osimhen did it in Big European nights vs AC Milan, Ajax, Chelsea, Barca, Frankfurt etc and conquered a Top 5 league for Goodness sake... so anyone continously (either obvious or subtly) using Lookman's shine at ATM to mock Osimhen is as silly as the Moroccans stealing towels.

It's unfortunate and really petty that we rope in Osimhen for mockery anytime Lookman shines in La Liga.

For such a passionate, dependable and performing SE player to be made the butt of silly jokes is so disgusting.

Like Fela sang 'my people are senseless'. Very stupid people.

That's why these days, when I read them crying about bad governance, I laugh. They don't deserve better because we are a nation of very wicked people.

Boom!

That's Lookman. Once he sweeps in from that left, forget it, he will score.

Mujtahida:
Boom!

That's Lookman. Once he sweeps in from that left, forget it, he will score.

It's even foolish that Liverpool saw Lookman was available, and instead of snapping him up, they decided to persist with Gakpo

Good for Lookman anyways
Another APOTY loading

Afobear:
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I hear some Yokozuna want to point a finger at Khan but i'm Genghis
Someone, come look at your man. He is about to be baptized in the Danube and drown in it.
Knucklehead, FiveFootNinja, relax, aint nobody’s scared of your stature or your syntax,
Your whole style sits dead-center on the meter of AVERAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE, and that’s me being NICE most times.

Your mind so heavy like a brick, but not solid (just dense).
You talk loud but your bars don’t hit like mine.
Boy, you're sweeter than a hook with no punchline.
Your whole verse looks shaky, like your bars aren't proof.
You're lagging, your brain wheel spinning that rainbow of death, and even your ideas sound out of breath.

See, you slow in the booth, slow in the proof,
and slow in the truth.
three meanings layered, and all of them YOU.
That’s S-L-O in all caps "
Slow in thinking,
Slow in bars,
Slow like you're still waiting on an app update from eons ago.

Your thoughts drop with buffering,
your bars land with sufferin,
your timing stays stutterin,
you're stuck in Stasis while I’m uploading greatness
like Genghis Khan conquering lands.
Your flow?
AVERAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE
Your vibe?
AVERAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE

Moniker FiveFootNinja? Please.
Five foot what? Five foot tall or just Five foot timid?
Your name hitting harder than your bars bro,
and your bars never hit to begin with.

Bro, you spit your verse, cool, but where’s the stealth? Where’s the threat?
but let’s be real: if mediocrity ever had a sound,
It’d rhyme exactly like what you did.
As soon as you spit, all the men lean back like:
“Here comes that
AVERAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE
energy again…”
even the echo gets bored and don’t want to join in.

I’m Genghis Khan with the pen, Ninja.
I conquer you, ur flow, and ur future attempts,
all while marking your legacy at best,
AVERAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE

So Hodl this Bukkakee L preciously,
frame it, hang it on your wall where ur pride used to be.



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You see, it takes ninjas like you weeks
You need a comfort zone and some beats 😂
Lolly gaggers to poly matters that go over responses
Get all layered and technical in your content, post it up
Then Cookman came with the receipts
4-0 against Barcelona, I know last night your bum ass couldn't sleep 🤣


Imagine typing all this wack rhymes only for Lookman to cook against Barca last night. You go explain tire. Wasteman. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Afobear:
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I hear some Yokozuna want to point a finger at Khan but i'm Genghis
Someone, come look at your man. He is about to be baptized in the Danube and drown in it.
Knucklehead, FiveFootNinja, relax, aint nobody’s scared of your stature or your syntax,
Your whole style sits dead-center on the meter of AVERAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE, and that’s me being NICE most times.

Your mind so heavy like a brick, but not solid (just dense).
You talk loud but your bars don’t hit like mine.
Boy, you're sweeter than a hook with no punchline.
Your whole verse looks shaky, like your bars aren't proof.
You're lagging, your brain wheel spinning that rainbow of death, and even your ideas sound out of breath.

See, you slow in the booth, slow in the proof,
and slow in the truth.
three meanings layered, and all of them YOU.
That’s S-L-O in all caps "
Slow in thinking,
Slow in bars,
Slow like you're still waiting on an app update from eons ago.

Your thoughts drop with buffering,
your bars land with sufferin,
your timing stays stutterin,
you're stuck in Stasis while I’m uploading greatness
like Genghis Khan conquering lands.
Your flow?
AVERAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE
Your vibe?
AVERAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE

Moniker FiveFootNinja? Please.
Five foot what? Five foot tall or just Five foot timid?
Your name hitting harder than your bars bro,
and your bars never hit to begin with.

Bro, you spit your verse, cool, but where’s the stealth? Where’s the threat?
but let’s be real: if mediocrity ever had a sound,
It’d rhyme exactly like what you did.
As soon as you spit, all the men lean back like:
“Here comes that
AVERAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE
energy again…”
even the echo gets bored and don’t want to join in.

I’m Genghis Khan with the pen, Ninja.
I conquer you, ur flow, and ur future attempts,
all while marking your legacy at best,
AVERAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE

So Hodl this Bukkakee L preciously,
frame it, hang it on your wall where ur pride used to be.



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Anybody way read this thing really try

Samueltemi337:
Anybody way read this thing really try

lol, I really wanted to read but after the 3rd line I need no one to tell me to stop. I was feeling early morning headache because of someone comment... Naaa

Mujtahida:
It's unfortunate and really petty that we rope in Osimhen for mockery anytime Lookman shines in La Liga.
For such a passionate, dependable and performing SE player to be made the butt of silly jokes is so disgusting.
That's why these days, when I read them crying about bad governance, I laugh. They don't deserve better because we are a nation of very wicked people.

Bro chill, you are looking for a reason to defend bad governance in this country.

It's a normal thing for football fans to banter their loved players to gear them up into better opportunities. Nothing concern am concern people wey dey vote bad leaders on religious and ethnic grounds.

Afobear:
Aveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Records Mafia!!!

I hear some Yokozuna want to point a finger at Khan but i'm Genghis
Someone, come look at your man. He is about to be baptized in the Danube and drown in it.
Knucklehead, FiveFootNinja, relax, aint nobody’s scared of your stature or your syntax,
Your whole style sits dead-center on the meter of AVERAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE, and that’s me being NICE most times.

Your mind so heavy like a brick, but not solid (just dense).
You talk loud but your bars don’t hit like mine.
Boy, you're sweeter than a hook with no punchline.
Your whole verse looks shaky, like your bars aren't proof.
You're lagging, your brain wheel spinning that rainbow of death, and even your ideas sound out of breath.

See, you slow in the booth, slow in the proof,
and slow in the truth.
three meanings layered, and all of them YOU.
That’s S-L-O in all caps "
Slow in thinking,
Slow in bars,
Slow like you're still waiting on an app update from eons ago.

Your thoughts drop with buffering,
your bars land with sufferin,
your timing stays stutterin,
you're stuck in Stasis while I’m uploading greatness
like Genghis Khan conquering lands.
Your flow?
AVERAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE
Your vibe?
AVERAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE

Moniker FiveFootNinja? Please.
Five foot what? Five foot tall or just Five foot timid?
Your name hitting harder than your bars bro,
and your bars never hit to begin with.

Bro, you spit your verse, cool, but where’s the stealth? Where’s the threat?
but let’s be real: if mediocrity ever had a sound,
It’d rhyme exactly like what you did.
As soon as you spit, all the men lean back like:
“Here comes that
AVERAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE
energy again…”
even the echo gets bored and don’t want to join in.

I’m Genghis Khan with the pen, Ninja.
I conquer you, ur flow, and ur future attempts,
all while marking your legacy at best,
AVERAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE

So Hodl this Bukkakee L preciously,
frame it, hang it on your wall where ur pride used to be.



Aveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaageeeeeeeeeeeeeee Records signout!!

My last response to you, for the culture! (and because I don't want to detail the thread 😃)


Lookman turned up last night, as you can see he’s got the game’s shook, man
It took you aeons to clap back, no need to puff your chest, you already folded like a book, man!
I see why you call yourself Average Records Mafia, it’s cos your lyrical peak is everyone else’s "bad day" criteria
Me? I’m the encyclopedia of ether, leaving your whole interior in a state of mass hysteria
Your bars are weaker than bacteria in a sterilized area.
Don’t play the villain in this movie, you’ll get bleeped up faster than a fixed match
One strike and you're detached, your career’s a mismatched patch that I’m about to unlatch and dispatch
You should study how the legends actually attack, then maybe you might get you some skills to match
You’re just a passenger on a bandwagon with a broken axle, slow your roll
In fact, you should swap your mic for a shovel and dig yourself a deeper hole, let the soil form a duvet for your lost soul
Afobear couldn’t even handle the pressure of a panda bear
What makes you think you can survive ten minutes in the lion’s lair?

Over happiness wan finish Simeone

Toylove:
https://x.com/tekkersfoot/status/2022046982689501568?s=46

Just LOOK at LOOKMAN’S Goal. Simeone wan craze

BankyGee:
Na so them be for here na. Not surprised.

Everybody is supposed to have fkn moved on from Osimhen going to Galatasaray, especially in this thread. If banger boys dey cook stpid agendas for X, we should know better than them. But some people wan dey do banger boys for Nairaland too lol.

I still don’t understand the mockery about Gala a team that plays in Europe regularly, sometimes I wonder if it’s something else apart from football they play in Turkey when I see some comments here.

This is how they were calling French league farmers league until psg won the champions league. See the way same people here were celebrating Nnadi move to Olympic Marseille the same league they call farmers league a while ago. This is nothing but cognitive dissonance abeg!

lloydtruth:
Bro chill, you are looking for a reason to defend bad governance in this country.

It's a normal thing for football fans to banter their loved players to gear them up into better opportunities. Nothing concern am concern people wey dey vote bad leaders on religious and ethnic grounds.

This is not banter. This is deliberately geared to create rivalry between Lookman and Osimhen. Oliseh will soon release his next podcast and hop on the trend.

You think it is banter because you are not Osimhen. We act like children, we never think of the big picture, we never put ourselves in the shoes of the other man to know how our actions, our words affect him.

I don't need to defend bad governance. It comes from our attitude as a people. The same attitude where instead of creating harmony, we create dysfunction, we create chaos, we create yama yama. So instead of condemning bad governance, I point at our attitude - you, me, everyone.

It's often said that the way you do one thing is the way you do everything.

You got banned cos you're pain
Like what Ademola is doing to Barca in Spain
The 2 years you got was too short
you got lucky while in court
I just witnessed true crimes tonight at the Metropolitan ooo
Served by the chef from Isale Eko!

Afobear:
I hit u up and i get banned for 2 years again ... But i see what you look at, man!!!.

Goke7:
I still don’t understand the mockery about Gala a team that plays in Europe regularly, sometimes I wonder if it’s something else apart from football they play in Turkey when I see some comments here.

This is how they were calling French league farmers league until psg won the champions league. See the way same people here were celebrating Nnadi move to Olympic Marseille the same league they call farmers league a while ago. This is nothing but cognitive dissonance abeg!

it is not mockery just banters for engagement that why they do it nothing else yes football is being played everywhere even a kahzatan league team play in champions league this season and also Olympique marseille is far better and bigger that gala

GMBOFASIA:
it is not mockery just banters for engagement that why they do it nothing else yes football is being played everywhere even a kahzatan league team play in champions league this season and also Olympique marseille is far better and bigger that gala

Since osihmen have been playing in Turkey has his performances in the national team drop? Dude almost single handedly qualified us for World Cup, his goals took us to the playoffs so why are the other players playing in the top five leagues not powering us like him?

It’s high time we stop this kiddies behaviour. What we need is our players playing regularly to be in top form. Let’s leave osihmen with his personal career decision and stop being busy bodies.

In summary what you are calling banter is nothing but mental illness that needs treatment!

Mujtahida:
This is not banter. This is deliberately geared to create rivalry between Lookman and Osimhen. Oliseh will soon release his next podcast and hop on the trend.

You think it is banter because you are not Osimhen. We act like children, we never think of the big picture, we never put ourselves in the shoes of the other man to know how our actions, our words affect him.

I don't need to defend bad governance. It comes from our attitude as a people. The same attitude where instead of creating harmony, we create dysfunction, we create chaos, we create yama yama. So instead of condemning bad governance, I point at our attitude - you, me, everyone.

It's often said that the way you do one thing is the way you do everything.

Most Nigerians don’t care about outcome and performances but primordial sentiments, they believe everyone must like them and they too must like everyone including the personal decisions they take cos tell me despite a player scoring four goals in a tournament with injury o according to Chelle recent revelations you continue to troll the player for his own personal life. They will call us yes men now but are we not seeing evidences? This is nothing but mental illness and it’s the same reason we rather go with politicians who have nothing to offer and despise those with excellent evidence of great achievements. That’s how we are! Imagine an oliseh advocating for amunike as coach in the face of all Chelle achieved! aaaah we get problem no be small!

Afobear:
Aveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Records Mafia!!!

I hear some Yokozuna want to point a finger at Khan but i'm Genghis
Someone, come look at your man. He is about to be baptized in the Danube and drown in it.
Knucklehead, FiveFootNinja, relax, aint nobody’s scared of your stature or your syntax,
Your whole style sits dead-center on the meter of AVERAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE, and that’s me being NICE most times.

Your mind so heavy like a brick, but not solid (just dense).
You talk loud but your bars don’t hit like mine.
Boy, you're sweeter than a hook with no punchline.
Your whole verse looks shaky, like your bars aren't proof.
You're lagging, your brain wheel spinning that rainbow of death, and even your ideas sound out of breath.

See, you slow in the booth, slow in the proof,
and slow in the truth.
three meanings layered, and all of them YOU.
That’s S-L-O in all caps "
Slow in thinking,
Slow in bars,
Slow like you're still waiting on an app update from eons ago.

Your thoughts drop with buffering,
your bars land with sufferin,
your timing stays stutterin,
you're stuck in Stasis while I’m uploading greatness
like Genghis Khan conquering lands.
Your flow?
AVERAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE
Your vibe?
AVERAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE

Moniker FiveFootNinja? Please.
Five foot what? Five foot tall or just Five foot timid?
Your name hitting harder than your bars bro,
and your bars never hit to begin with.

Bro, you spit your verse, cool, but where’s the stealth? Where’s the threat?
but let’s be real: if mediocrity ever had a sound,
It’d rhyme exactly like what you did.
As soon as you spit, all the men lean back like:
“Here comes that
AVERAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE
energy again…”
even the echo gets bored and don’t want to join in.

I’m Genghis Khan with the pen, Ninja.
I conquer you, ur flow, and ur future attempts,
all while marking your legacy at best,
AVERAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE

So Hodl this Bukkakee L preciously,
frame it, hang it on your wall where ur pride used to be.



Aveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaageeeeeeeeeeeeeee Records signout!!

omo this guy na real LOONATIC ooo….see as person calm down dey craze🤣🤣🤣🤣

Goke7:
Since osihmen have been playing in Turkey has his performances in the national team drop? Dude almost single handedly qualified us for World Cup, his goals took us to the playoffs so why are the other players playing in the top five leagues not powering us like him?

It’s high time we stop this kiddies behaviour. What we need is our players playing regularly to be in top form. Let’s leave osihmen with his personal career decision and stop being busy bodies.

osimehn is our number one man anytime any day and he is the Goal man for the National team the stats are there no body even the blind can see that
But playing in Turkish league is a bit diminishing no matter how you paint it for example see Lookman now with the way he is going might win next APOTY except maybe morroco or Senegal do something exceptional at the wc but you see playing Turkish league limits you to lots of great height

Things i wish for our 2 best players in super eagles (Lookman and Osimhen) now in their prime are:
1. Play at the world cup
2. Win Uefa Champions league or at worst play at the semifinal/Final of UCL
3. Win the Afcon
4. Play regularly in top clubs of top leagues
Lookman is current playing for a top club in a top league
Osimhen once played for Napoli(also a top clup) in a top league, and now currently playing for a top club Galatasaray but in weak league….
Osimhen will surely play in a world class club/league….

We are 9ja, we need to uphold the pride and soccer bragging right….Just Mancity signing Semenyo and Totenham signing Kudus we no dey hear word for Ghanaians mouth again😀

GMBOFASIA:
osimehn is our number one man anytime any day and he is the Goal man for the National team the stats are there no body even the blind can see that
But playing in Turkish league is a bit diminishing no matter how you paint it for example see Lookman now with the way he is going might win next APOTY except maybe morroco or Senegal do something exceptional at the wc but you see playing Turkish league limits you to lots of great height

It’s none of our business which league osihmen decides to play, yes it’s the business of the coach and handlers of the national team to make that conclusion whether the Turkey league is diminishing for him to be called upon. Let’s learn to mind our business. Let other Nigerian players play in bigger leagues and make us happy win APOTY and so on. This fixation on osihmen is becoming like witchcraft! e don do e no kill anybody na! Lookman is now a model for other younger players to follow so leave osihmen alone I beg Una!

GMBOFASIA:
osimehn is our number one man anytime any day and he is the Goal man for the National team the stats are there no body even the blind can see that
But playing in Turkish league is a bit diminishing no matter how you paint it for example see Lookman now with the way he is going might win next APOTY except maybe morroco or Senegal do something exceptional at the wc but you see playing Turkish league limits you to lots of great height

Exactly brooo….although sha lets still cut him some slacks, since we all know the situation that hindered his potential big moves and relegated him to Turkey…Lookman almost went down that drain but thank God Athletico Madrid rescued what would have been another yeye move to turkey

Osimehn i decree and declare by fire by force you must secure a move to big club in big league….AMEEEEENNNN
-Didier Drogba: Chelsea🔥
-Samuel Eto: Barca/Inter Milan/ Chelsea 🔥
-Sadio Mane: Liverpool🔥
-Mo Salah: Liverpool 🔥


Chai! Nickolas Jackson: Chelsea🙆🏾‍♂️ tufiakwa!!
Chai!! Tammy Abraham: Chelsea🤦🏽‍♀️🙆🏾‍♂️ Aru!!

Osimehn receive it in Jesus nameeee🔥🙏🙌🏻

mrwilliams9:
At club level, yes, his biggest night since the UEL final.

But his biggest night was in the final against CIV.

Country > Club

what happened with Lookmna in this match, Lookman was ghosted in this match naaa…