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What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by Malagans(op): 12:46pm On Mar 03
Mention that worst thing you once overhead while pretending to be sleeping.

It could something bad that was said about you or someone else. It could be an evil plan against someone else. It could be a bad gossip about you or someone.

Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by Malagans(op):
I was sleeping in a male cousin's house, then his sister came in, she thought I was deeply asleep cos I was snoring.
She told the brother, so this guy never go back to him house, he still dey run from landlord. Better pursue am commot before he go pack all him things come dey live with you o..

Hearing this made me even more depressed. It almost a month now, but Till today, I no longer see them as my cousins.

In this life, if only we could read People's hearts, hmmmmm. You think you have a good friend or brother? Wait until you hear what he says about you behind your back, then you'll know howfa
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by P1PrinceKT(m): 4:49pm On Mar 03
The reality is that if it's open for you to hear what people are saying behind you, without their knowledge, you will know that 99% of the people you think you like are hypocrites!
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by Pootle: 6:43pm On Mar 03
tobi fck me pls,

school days
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by AbelAbdul: 6:44pm On Mar 03
I heard that amnotapervert is a scam agent
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by Thereedemer: 6:45pm On Mar 03
Imma just be bookin down a space
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by helinues: 6:45pm On Mar 03
How to steal my money as they are just envious

We were 5 in the group, I was kicked out even though I was the engine room, I didn't not argue with anyone of them, I went solo focus on my stuffs, even if they made more than me as a group, by the time they shared it individual, I will still have money more than them
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by AngelicBeing: 6:45pm On Mar 03
Pootle:
tobi fck me pls,

school days
You have started again ooooooooo, like seriously shocked
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by SeunDeCraze: 6:46pm On Mar 03
99.9% of people are hypocrites including yourself...
People say a lot of shit behind you but pretend in your presence
All man for himself...
Know dis & know peace
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by marksonrick: 6:46pm On Mar 03
I haven't heard anything bad but then sometimes, what I read from their statements are awkward.
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by Habbeyy(m): 6:46pm On Mar 03
If you hear what is being said behind your back, even by your close ones, you'll be shocked
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by Portiphaaa:
My friend and his roommate were quarrelling because my friend allowed me to pass the night..
His roommate insisted I should be kicked out that night , they almost fought, I kept calm pretending I was sleeping.
The next morning, the guy learnt I was travelling to Nigeria for Christmas, my city of residence is far from the airport I will takeoff from.
The roommate automatically became friendly with me, even asking me to deliver a message to his family in Lagos when I get home... ...... People are hypocrites
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by Habbeyy(m): 6:48pm On Mar 03
SeunDeCraze:
99.9% of people are hypocrite including yourself...
People say a lot of shit behind you but pretend in your presence
All man for himself...
Know dis & know peace
I belong to the remaining0.1% and the rest of you make it looks like it is a normal thing because you're the majority
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by Breaker001: 6:50pm On Mar 03
Nothing 😒
Nothing 😒
Nothing 😒
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by Wealthyonos(m): 6:50pm On Mar 03
If I tell you wat I heard about me eh? You nor go believe
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by femi4: 6:50pm On Mar 03
Malagans:
Mention that worst thing you once overhead while pretending to be sleeping.

It could something bad that was said about you or someone else. It could be an evil plan against someone else. It could be a bad gossip about you or someone.
I overheard goods news..no bad news
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by Mattswaggz: 6:51pm On Mar 03
I can't think of any so let's hear that of others.
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by saintruky(m): 6:52pm On Mar 03
Her brother chased you out?


Malagans:
I was sleeping in a male cousin's house, then his sister came in, she thought I was deeply asleep cos I was snoring.
She told the brother, so this guy never go back to him house, he still dey run from landlord. Better pursue am commot before he go pack all him things come dey live with you o..

Hearing this made me even more depressed. It almost a month now, but Till today, I no longer see them as my cousins.

In this life, if only we could read People's hearts, hmmmmm. You think you have a good friend or brother? Wait until you hear what he says about you behind your back, then you'll know howfa
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by naijapikin2(m): 6:53pm On Mar 03
Make we kill am.

Am just joking o.

No one dares gossip me..even in my sleep I'm dangerous
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by Godfullsam(m): 6:54pm On Mar 03
Back in the days when I was staying with a cousin, his girl friend walk into the room and met me sleeping on the bed and asked my cousin 'Tani eleyi'. I.E who is this one.
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by ATEAMS: 6:54pm On Mar 03
very fascinating thread....


still typing..
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by dapadawee(m): 6:54pm On Mar 03
Malagans:
I was sleeping in a male cousin's house, then his sister came in, she thought I was deeply asleep cos I was snoring.
She told the brother, so this guy never go back to him house, he still dey run from landlord. Better pursue am commot before he go pack all him things come dey live with you o..

Hearing this made me even more depressed. It almost a month now, but Till today, I no longer see them as my cousins.

In this life, if only we could read People's hearts, hmmmmm. You think you have a good friend or brother? Wait until you hear what he says about you behind your back, then you'll know howfa
Inspite, it doesn't necessarily mean they are your enemies. At times we says things just to catch fun not necessarily because we meant them.
It could be you or anyone.
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by givedemwotowoto:
I overheard Nigerians especially from the North saying that they will collect Tilumbu money and massively vote him out in 2027 cheesy
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by Eriokanmi:
P1PrinceKT:
The reality is that if it's open for you to hear what people are saying behind you, without their knowledge, you will know that 99% of the people you think you like are hypocrites!
Especially people of your household. These are humans' worst enemies.There are some evil deeds you dont even get to hear with your human ear. You've got to be in the spirit to know this. If only God could open your inner eyes to see what that your wife or husband is planning against you, even when laughing with you in the physical, you would want to end the marriage immediately. I'm talking from experience of someone close to me.

My cousin from ekiti got married to a lady from abeokuta ogun state. His business suddenly crumbled, he was enmeshed in debts that he didnt know how it entered his business life. He almost committed suicide. Each time he goes to a prayer programme,they'd be asking him...where is your wife?One day he prayed in the night and asked God to reveal to him the reason behind his predicament and he saw his wife stark naked, cursing him in the den of the night in that dream. He woke up, terrified. 2 days later, a man of God told him same, that he should reverse the curse by also doing the same around midnight for 3 days. The following month, his business picked. A small fight erupted and the woman began to confess, she's looking like a mad person now.
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by RaySimran: 6:55pm On Mar 03
That Buhari was no more with us, it made me really sad...

Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by Pootle: 6:55pm On Mar 03
AngelicBeing:
You have started again ooooooooo, like seriously shocked
seriously i guess they where not expecting me to be home cause i was hardly home, i was actually sleeping but am the type that wakes up once i hear any sound but i did not do as if i woke up, and they where honey i continue my sleep but before that the kissing or romance prompted some sound that when i heard that but slept off later as i drank heavily that day
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by kaywhy09(m): 6:55pm On Mar 03
I heard tatata.

My bro and his then fiancee doing tatata.
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by whippersnapper(m): 6:55pm On Mar 03
As long as they cant say it to your face it's okay. That's why it's called backbiting. They'll always remain at your back. Worrying what people say about you is the fastest way to develop high blood pressure and stroke. A pig is hated by the a whole religion but keeps getting fat. In all you do in this life remember with or without you, life continues
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by Theama(m): 6:56pm On Mar 03
Malagans:
I was sleeping in a male cousin's house, then his sister came in, she thought I was deeply asleep cos I was snoring.
She told the brother, so this guy never go back to him house, he still dey run from landlord. Better pursue am commot before he go pack all him things come dey live with you o..

Hearing this made me even more depressed. It almost a month now, but Till today, I no longer see them as my cousins.

In this life, if only we could read People's hearts, hmmmmm. You think you have a good friend or brother? Wait until you hear what he says about you behind your back, then you'll know howfa
Dem later pursue you/ asked you to leave?
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by SeunDeCraze: 6:56pm On Mar 03
Habbeyy:
I belong to the remaining0.1% and the rest of you make it looks like it is a normal thing because you're the majority
Oboy at some points, consciously or unconsciously you have gossip or talked bad about someone
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by Comfortableme: 6:56pm On Mar 03
Malagans:
Mention that worst thing you once overhead while pretending to be sleeping.

It could something bad that was said about you or someone else. It could be an evil plan against someone else. It could be a bad gossip about you or someone.
Is this suppose to be a kwestion...rubbish
Re: What Is The Worst Thing You Overheard While Pretending To Be Sleeping? —(Pics) by GboyegaD(m): 6:59pm On Mar 03
Mine was when I slept over at a friend's house because I had an important exam, I did not want to be late for. I heard him telling his girlfriend that I ate two out of the noodles she suggested he got. I hopped on the next train as early as 3:30a.m.

I am glad that happened because my revision that morning paid off and today, I can add the degree to one of my degrees.
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