After a night chill with friends, we got home, we decided to go in through the fence because we knew that the gate will probably be locked.

All my fiends succeeded in climbing and jumping over the fence except me and one other idiot. The guy leaned on the gate and the gate opened, lol we didn't know all the while the gate was open.

Well shayo made us close the gate back and still use the fence to enter the house.

What have u done under the influence of alcohol...

When under the influence of OH I am a Master toaster of ladies......I once toasted 4 babe's under the influence of alcohol in one night through phone call while in school and all of them said yes.......I never forget that night.

I don't drink

i entered a car from G.R.A junction at rumuola,heading to air force junction.i slept off and woke up at aba.

All I know now is I swear to drunk I am not God. Urrgh.

Snipper007:
When under the influence of OH I am a Master toaster of ladies......I once toasted 4 babe's under the influence of alcohol in one night through phone call while in school and all of them said yes.......I never forget that night.

Sorry bro, it was actually nothing smart; those girls saw a quick POS machine they could do magic with.

Snipper007:
When under the influence of OH I am a Master toaster of ladies......I once toasted 4 babe's under the influence of alcohol in one night through phone call while in school and all of them said yes.......I never forget that night.

Are u sure?

Vyzz:




Are u sure?

The thing is I always get this stream of unending flows of inspiration whenever am under d influence of OH.

JasonScoolari:
-Smiling and Waving a popular mad man at Ekpan....

-Dancing "Makosa" to Ice Prince "Superstar" song at Supreme Hotel, Ekpoma.


Alcohol is not my thing abeg.

lol and I'm sure the mad man waved back with smiles

JasonScoolari:
-Smiling and Waving a popular mad man at Ekpan....

-Dancing "Makosa" to Ice Prince "Superstar" song at Supreme Hotel, Ekpoma.


Alcohol is not my thing abeg.

hahahahahah omo you don kill me

well mine pretty embarrassing,i went to a party,got really high....I literally passed out...they said I stood up started smiling and fell down and slept on the floor...i woke up the next morning in an hotel room wondering how I got there

Vyzz:
After a night chill with friends, we got home, we decided to go in through the fence because we knew that the gate will probably be locked.

All my fiends succeeded in climbing and jumping over the fence except me and one other idiot. The guy leaned on the gate and the gate opened, lol we didn't know all the while the gate was open.

Well shayo made us close the gate back and still use the fence to enter the house.

What have u done under the influence of alcohol...


Lalasticlala

Got kicked out of Fresher's Ball, first year of varsity. Got drunk on arrival (first time drinking) and tried to storm Dj Fresh on stage. Bouncers got me out of there to cool off outside

Was terrified my pic was gonna be in the varsity newspaper on Monday

Damnnnnn niggarrr
Mehnnnn....as a real niggarrr i nor go fit count
Wetin alcohol don do me for this life nor be small

I remember one night after enough bottles.....I dey drive come house....for good twenty minutes i dey turn for that ring road round about for Benin city.....i nor come know which lane be sapele road own again

Alcohol....the last one way alcohol do me...I nearly enter trouble.....na that period i come know say keke napep dey cost......me and my guy dey come from play house....we don high....o boy...na so i jam keke napep...the owner say i must pay....i beg tire...he nor green.....na almost 600 thousand i take buy give am
Since that day....i come adjust small.......i come dey try package my small bar for house to avoid trouble.... But i still dey go beer parlour...me must drink alcohol wether devil like it or not....

I love alcohol, it boosts your confidence.

During the Vietnam war, Vietnamese soldiers were allowed to get drunk in order to make their assault more ruthless.

If I start to drop em bars here...the tori long pass river Nile

When am drunk, I got energy that reflects in my walking. I walk fast. My friends noted that and called my attention. Then one time, I was drunk but consciously tryna control my step . Na like this when I saw the video clip

Since Swallow me abi Slawormir, Nairaland most popular cybercriminal is here, let me book this space for our resident pastor Righteousness89.

Back to the topic, that should be my first year in the university..
I went for all night tutorials, and as fate would have it, there was a party opposite the hall..
So as a sure boy, when it got to 12 am, the tutorial master called for a break and I and some other niggas gatecrashed the party.
Funny enough, an Marula drink wey dem dilute with Hollandia plus Baron drink naim make me lose control o
Well, I was still with my senses not to go dancing with one fat girl with body odor

Instead, I was following one girl wey be my spec, slim and fine.. The girl come fear o, maybe she think say I wan rape am.
She tell me say she wan go piss, na so she run o
I found my way back to the tutorial class but slept off.
Esther woke me up by 5 am, and I was sleeping with my mouth wide open

Friendlyjoe:
I toast my guy babe for him front. Lucky enough they both knew im high

That your guy needs to watch you closely sha, because e don tey wey you don dey eye the babe, alcohol just give you morale to talk wetin you been wan talk since.

I pressed a girls breast outside a nite club........

Nothing, have never taken alcohol.

But my roomate once did that. He didn't come back home that day i waited for him till 2 but he was not back. After i woke up in the morning, i still didn't see him and his number was switched off. To my greatest shock i saw him inside our bathroom lying on the floor with his body wet. It was terrible.

Happened some years back...

Drove to the club with my car, got really drunk
..Ordered a uber back home while I forgot I brought a car... It was when I got home and couldn't find my car in the compound I came back to my senses

I applied hair relaxer in my hair by daytime and forgot to wash it off until late in the night

I don't drink


I don't smoke


I don't eat meat

I went to a birthday party with 2 friends in 2009, we got drunk on Napoleon and boom the drama started after 20mins. I first dropped the Napoleon bottle on the floor and it broke and a friend later asked of the remaining Napoleon and I was showing him my empty hand as if I was still holding the drink. After about 10mins I left with my 2 friends to go home, there was no bike or taxi so we had to trek for about 3km. On our way home a friend got to the main express and slept on it that we had to pull him up and plead that we were not yet at home and we had to hold him closely so that he won't insist again while on our way. My house back then used to be a lion's den and you dare not come back home late but on getting home we banged the gate as if we wanted to bring it down and at some point the Gateman got scared and opened the door with fear. Truly alcohol is a bitch.

Thereafter my Uncle's wife (Fearless Woman) asked us from her window where we were coming from at 1am and I responded without any remorse "Mama we are coming from a party ni jor"...lol

We all entered and slept anyhow and after like 20mins I threw up all the food and the alcohol I had consumed and I slept back without knowing. When I was informed about it the following day I couldn't believe it until I was shown the video made by one of us, it was so disgusting.

Finally, the following morning, the room was so unbearable with the smell of the alcohol vomit as all of us threw up all through the night that I landed in the hospital. I developed a serious body itch and after proper examination, I was advised by the doctor to do away with alcohol as it was not good for my system. This then became the end of my journey in the alcohol world.

EyezofGod120:
na so I saw this fat Lady o,,I toast her she gree collect her number day I go call hrt next day,,na so next day reach o,I no call her cuz I no know may be I met any Lady seff,na so I come see her text for WhatsApp she said u no even call me,,I be like who is this come check her pic she fat.pads olumo rock,,ba my brain come gear say I met her for club yesterday I deleted her number away ni

Chia

My mum met me sleeping naked inside the bathroom. I felt embarrassed till today

I on generator, enter house sleep till dawn. Forget to change over

Ok