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Manculated:


E sure me Op never reach 30 years😂

Water dey comot for my own eyes sef as I dey read the thread and laugh😂

Op hasn’t gone through fire yet
By the time he is back from hell he won’t know what love is

You don dey practice the future crying already?

"And we both cried"

Una nor well o 😂😂😂

So watin dey go on for country not dey touch una?

Dshocker:
I pity you, you go cry, because you must learn a lesson.

well I am learning a new thing, he go LEARN a NEW THING make e no be the HARD way sha

Well it's normal phase of growing sha... na small pikin still deu worry una two make una enjoy the moment 🤷‍♂️

Nicepoker:
Op is still feeding on infant meals. Your tears are piling up

Even you yourself, one way or the other, you go still cry before you leave this earth...

Tears na tears my guy

You and Ur babe no get problem be that... The last time my babe visited, na E no easy by P-square we played

Dshocker:
I pity you, you go cry, because you must learn a lesson.

Hahahahaha.. In very darkman voice "you will learn,and you gonna learn the hard way.."

When reality sets in for marriage. You go understand. na GheGhe University you suppose go.

I think say na reasonable thing this one want talk! Hissss!

For this Tinubu tenure una dey do that nonsense....I pity una,better go get ur PVC ready to vote next year.

A Finished Man Speaks

Funny boy.
This one na still learner, that lady repeated the same stunt on her other 3 boyfriends houses before and after she came to your apartment, as for her 2 sugar daddies to apologize she would have gone on her knees to lick the lolly pop according to VDM. Lol
Bro if you no shine your eyes and remove some yeye emotions, you go cry taya according to geh geh.

I hope say no be product of single mother without father figure? Some of Dem dey usually behave like this

You be mumu!

How old re you ?
Marry her asap ! I will come back here to check something ! lol werey boy - just enter marriage first ja re

bigpicture001:
I forgot that in the course of our relationship I told her two jokes that is serious, about the emotional effcet both Beyonce songs "halo" and "poision" usually have on me..... because she wanders why I play them frequently on my play list..

Last weekend while spending the weekend with me, we got into a repeating argument that broke our flow down ND it was at noon, so I went out, watched football and came back at night... I didn't bother eating and went straight to bed..

I know I am wounding her with such attitude, but I wanted her to beg me... Instead of begging me, this lady pull off a big surprise on me..

She connected the MP3 with her fone and brought in by the door of the room where I was it was like say 9:30 pm. it was dark , raining and cold.. she put on just a lingerie, switch on and played "halo"..

She just didn't play Halo, sh stood by the door way, I was on the bed, wrapped in the duve and peeping at her.. with a teary eyes, sh gave me the best ever halo performance I have ever seen.. it was so so romantic and touching . This makes it perfect because sh has a tenor high pitch voice which matched Beyonce's,

She just stood there in a flood of tears and loud on the song both with her and the MP3.. the whole lyrics got into my head , I fealt tears roll down my eyes....I couldn't help but stand up ,walk to her and held her hand....ND tried walking her to bed, but she came slowly with the loud lyrics on her tenor voice, I joined her in the songs ND we both cried nd gave beyonce a proud performance.....

Well, what happened there after they say the rest is history!


U guyz should try download and listen to that song, it has a spirit in it.. same as poison, both by Beyonce

All this single mother children, very emotional

These words are alien to me.

Love
Romance
Emotions


i am dead to them.


well i hope you didnt get her pregnant that night.
if not we shall welcome a HALO baby.

Sound like all these social media generation

Your future is funny bro!!!



I was just laughing sheepishly reading this your funny story.... Nice one... If it's true then you are still young at heart... Enjoy the moment while it last...

Make thunder strike you down if u no marry that girl

Dshocker:
I pity you, you go cry, because you must learn a lesson.

woman don discover him mumu button

Double0h7:
Why am I laughing though?

doubleh07 did u miss me?

All these small boys shaaa.

This one mumu button dey him forehead

Simp jati jati

abeg o

If na like this,.. I no want

You have given her a wildcard to use

Dshocker:
I pity you, you go cry, because you must learn a lesson.

nairalanders!!!!

high dose of cringe…


I dont like sisi, pssuy as niggi….