And The Winner Is …………….chike - Romance - Nairaland
Nairaland Forum › Nairaland General › Romance › And The Winner Is …………….chike (803 Views)
| And The Winner Is …………….chike by eazzzy1(op): 3:42pm On May 16 |
A couple of years ago when we would discuss how marriage was outdated and how women now cheat more than men, we would meet fierce resistance mostly from women but a few men joined in. They would insult your mother and every woman in your family and claim only women in your circle cheated. Fast forward to today, there have been three high profile women cheating saga this year. Mayowa vs Roby, Ugo the tech guy vs wife, and most recently Frank vs wife. In these instances, the cheated has faced the most backlash from both men and women. So this writeup is to show you how to be the winner in a cheating story. A case study of Chike. Men like Chike are men who refuse to get married. The man who keeps himself free to be with whomever he chooses to be with. He doesn’t encumber himself with a woman’s needs, wants, feelings or emotions. Men like Chike do not commit for long, they find a girl, give her the best three months of her life and find an excuse to leave. They leave at the honeymoon phase, before the bickering and fighting. Men like Chike can always sleep with their exes - single or married. In the three months relationship they had, he showed up with a small gifts whenever they met (which was like six times in total). He’s the standard now. Their husband of ten years doesn’t show up with gifts everyday. So if opportunity arises they would run it back. Men like Chike loves women already in a committed relationship. These women aren’t bothersome, they don’t ask questions like ‘where’s this relationship going’. They already have a man handling their emotional needs so they are in it for just the pleasure. Men like Chike never get karma. They have so much experience sleeping with peoples own that they can write you a profile of a potential cheating wife from a deep slumber. So if/when they decide to get married, they know exactly what to look out for when choosing a wife. Men like Chike gets the best of a woman. When they meet your wife, she’s all dressed and glammed up, she’s shaved, she has matching underwear, she’s on her best behaviour because they have few hours at best. In comparison, your wife wakes up besides you with smelling mouth, she then heads to the toilet to do the stink, she’s on her period, she walks around with low cut hair and a natural face looking like your twin brother, just finding something random to be mad about. The long and short of this post is, as a married man in this dispensation, you are being dealt the wrong hand. The men who always knew this were termed ‘banger boys’ now women are in agreement. I leave you with the wise words of women on social media ‘Marriage may endure for a night but Chike comes in the morning’! Be a Chike today Fellas. |
| Re: And The Winner Is …………….chike by thesolutions(m): 3:51pm On May 16*. Modified: 4:38pm On May 16 |
I can never be like chike. I have no taste for flashy things. I prefer to take those that looks like the less privileged and pour all my money on her till she get to a stage of choosing between me and Chike. It is ok to cry if everyone of them chooses chike because crying is therapeutic. Don't blame me. Some men are build to experience women differently. |
| Re: And The Winner Is …………….chike by Powerbandooo: 3:53pm On May 16 |
eazzzy1:But chike will grow old now, He is still young, that is why Most of you are myopic in nature, you look at the present and draw a conclusion Go and be doing like chike at your old age, and maybe your writeup will be relevant |
| Re: And The Winner Is …………….chike by HawkTuahGirl: 4:13pm On May 16 |
Powerbandooo:He forgot that Frank was just like Chike when he was younger. If you be Player, women go still play you. Chike don bench Frank today, another player go later bench Chike, life goes on. Simps are the only loser |
| Re: And The Winner Is …………….chike by otipoju(m): 4:42pm On May 16*. Modified: 3:57pm On May 17 |
HawkTuahGirl:Chike na fool. Any of his known or unknown enemies can take him out easily. And it will be said " e don go sleep with somebody wife". He is casted and he is a dead man walking.A reputation for sleeping with other men's wives will get you killed before your time. No be everybody go dey calm like Frank. Wether the attack will come physically or spiritually,Chike is living on borrowed time. Another thing na say make him make sure seybhim no marry or get any baby mama ooo, men will go to ANY length to sleep with them and make it very very public as long as he lives...this is what he will be dealing with |
| Re: And The Winner Is …………….chike by otipoju(m): 4:42pm On May 16 |
HawkTuahGirl: |
| Re: And The Winner Is …………….chike by J2ff: 4:47pm On May 16*. Modified: 9:21pm On May 16 |
@op Regarding your comment on how side chicks compare to main chick; Your wife can floss in between her teeth and gargle salt water before bed to avoid smelling mouth in the morning. She can do the stink with coscharis organic air freshener to cover the smell then rinse her arse with water and soap to take away sediments of poop She can practice good hygiene while on her period You can buy her the kind of clothes and underwear you want to see her in You can vet the woman you are marrying to check for good character so you don't go with one that will nag you to death Natural look is better than over made up face if you pay for skin care. You can also throw in hair care for her if you work on getting a big bank account or get a woman who is financially well off |
| Re: And The Winner Is …………….chike by Powerbandooo: 5:20pm On May 16 |
HawkTuahGirl:He can ask Jim lyke It is only women I do think reason on the present, and not the future, some men also do |
| Re: And The Winner Is …………….chike by Imindmybusiness: 5:25pm On May 16*. Modified: 5:57pm On May 16 |
I beg to differ. He is the biggest loser of all times. Nobody will ever take him serious again. He might have enjoyed few minutes of pleasure with another man's property but no serious business minded person will want to associate with him after this saga. If eventually he gets married, the stigma will be transferred to his wife and children also. Sometimes, some things are better avoided when you have a brand that needs to sold and resold. The name Chike is now a household joke. |
| Re: And The Winner Is …………….chike by Seunpapa65: 5:44pm On May 16 |
The boo of the booless |
| Re: And The Winner Is …………….chike by J2ff: 9:22pm On May 16 |
Imindmybusiness:You should go check his Instagram and see the massive support for him in the comments section |
| Re: And The Winner Is …………….chike by Jman06(m): 11:08pm On May 16 |
Op, stop praising Chike and men who stoop so low and lay with other men's wives! Like someone rightly said here, Chike is a dead man walking. Not every man would let the matter rest so easily even after chasing the woman away. Some men, including myself, would go extra mile to make Chike pay the price of his affront. Cases like this which police cannot handle satisfactorily is one reason guys join confra. No be every man be gentleman! |
| Re: And The Winner Is …………….chike by Belurved1(m): 8:15am On May 17 |
It's like you don't know woman. Imindmybusiness: |
| Re: And The Winner Is …………….chike by LarryA1(m): 9:39am On May 17 |
Jman06:So bro you will do shit because of a grown up woman that can't control herself. What if something bad happens to you on the process of trying to revenge? . Lol bro it doesn't worth it just chase out the olosho wife and move on with your life |
| Re: And The Winner Is …………….chike by Thewrath: 9:41am On May 17 |
You cheat,you leave to who you cheated with,who,simple.. A man can always dust off the embarrassment and will still be eligible and wanting to a lot more beautiful women,but who will marry a cheating wife woman? What are her chances? You will simply grow old and turn into a bitter man hater at the end,it’s a man’s world! |
| Re: And The Winner Is …………….chike by Jman06(m): 9:52am On May 17 |
LarryA1:I will chase the woman away but still deal ruthlessly with the guy for the affront. |
| Re: And The Winner Is …………….chike by Nemesis0147(m): 1:41pm On May 17 |
J2ff:instagram comments are now seen as support? Online we’re everybody is trolling and catching cruise…..let’s see his life outside first |
| Re: And The Winner Is …………….chike by Julibet: 6:28am On May 18 |
They said the dude is an artist and he does wedding gigs a lot, you really think Grooms would be willing to pay him to come sing at their wedding, so he can start eyeing their wives? He may have won in other things but certainly not his brand. |
| Re: And The Winner Is …………….chike by Host78: 7:47am On May 18 |
This our obsession with imaginary "winnings" will be the end of us. What exactly did chike win? |
“Date Multiple Men, Let The Winner Be Announced In Church” — Lady Says • My Candid Advice For Guys Who See Chike As A Role Model • Chike: My Friend About To Call Off His Wedding Because Of Fiancée's Comment • 2 • 3 • 4
For Men Only: The Rarity Is The Point • Men, Have You Ever Been Cheated On? How Did You Handle It • What Will I Tell Her On Our 1st Date?