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Around 8:30pm today, I was doing routine patrol at the Guest House I am watching over.
After going round the guest house, I decided to go out and check too.
While going to the next gate/house beside the guest house which is still owned by my boss younger brother and still being watched by me.
.
I noticed 3 ladies sitting at the fence of the house. Looked at them and noticed the faces are strange from the regular street people that always sits there.
I approached them and politely ask them who are they and what they're looking for?
They said they're waiting for their friend who lives opposite the guest house to come back from work.
I told them, no problem. But that there's a certain time I can allow them stay there.
They nodded and continue their gist, while going I over heard them saying they'll so deal with him when he comes out.
Bcus it was Yoruba they were communicating with, I couldn't decipher if it's a female or male they want to deal with.
"A'ma fe se' le'se to ba de"
So that Yoruba words didn't state whether it's a male or female.
.
So I was just saying in mind what offense has this said lady donevthat 3 ladies are waiting to deal with her. I just did my own patrol and went back to my office inside the guest house.
Guys you see eh! If devil wants to deal with you, he can just use anything as excuse to drag you out for embarrassment.
.
Meanwhile, our 5 apartment are fully occupied. With all paying 15k each for day break except the front apartment that cost 40k for double apartment.
At our bar, we have all types of drinks from soft to alcohol and wine and spirits.
We have as chops fried meat, chin chin of different flavors, plantain chips, Burns and doghnut, and including cashew nuts and groundnuts.
None of this chops interest one of our lodgers, and he decided to go to an Aboki along the street to go buy the same plantain chips we have.
Just bcus ours is #500 and Aboki own is #200, he decided to patronize Aboki.
.
I opened the gate for him and he went out while I close it and went back to my duty post. Not even up to 10 seconds I heard serious shouting outside. I quickly opened the gate and went outside to see what's going on.
Lol and behold, it was one of those 3 ladies who held the man by the shirt and shouting untop of his head, "asewo osi" awon omo yin oti jeun ni'le, e gbe obinrin kakiri"
Meaning, stupid womanizer, your children haven't eaten at home and you are here frolicking with a woman.
.
The other ladies she came with were putting fire on their own, "Baba Kamoru, agbaya niyin sha" "E'ni oju ti rara rara, awon omo yin wa nle ti ebi fe pawon, eyin e se sina kakari"
All this while, our "Oga ade" was just speechless and couldn't find his voice to say anything.
Some senior men in the area came to calm them down, that was when the woman provoke and said before she let go, she wants to see the woman he lodged.
And like play like play, she was dragging "Oga Ade" back to our guest house.
.
The simp of a man didn't even resist, and was just following like a goat been taking to the slaughter slab.
I quickly bypass them and mount my gate, all these while people are telling the man to beg his wife and also telling the woman to allow them settle it at home. That they're just embarrassing themselves.
I stopped the lady and the man been drag at the gate.
The woman started yelling at me, that why am I stopping them from entering, that she wants to deal with the useless woman that's sleeping with another man's husband.
.
I politely told them there's no way I can allow them come in, especially with their noise. That they'll disturb other guests.
Omoh the other ladies she came with, tries to force their way in. That was when I brought out the matchete my direct security boss gave me.
I told them if anybody do anyhow, she will see anyhow.
They shifted away from the gate, I went outside too and lock the gate from outside.
I told everybody including onlookers that I don't want to see anybody around the premises.
.
They didn't listen to me, so I called my direct boss who's just 10 min away from where we were and told him everything. He responded he's coming right away. He rode his bike immediately down there, while entering the street, he shot a bullet into the air.
You need to see how people were running helter skelter, I was laughing my head off cus I 100% knew it was my boss.
Another laughable thing was, we didn't see or know where Mr Husband ran to cus the gate to the guest house was already locked by me.
Same with iyawo and her bodyguards 😀😀😀😀😀.
.
It was when the street people who knows my boss finally knew it was him that shot the gun that they started coming out.
Mehn! This is a scenario that has been making me laugh since.
After my boss restored order, he left me to handle the remaining situation after telling me what to do in case they come again.
.
It was around 9:45pm that "Oga Ade" sneeked into the guest house, picked his things and drove away with his bike, leaving the said lady behind.
Meanwhile when the whole brouhaha was going on, one of the guy's working with us has gone to tell the lady the man brought what's going on outside, and he relocated her to one of the staff room.
.
When I later got to know, I asked him why he did so. He said he thought the ladies will overpowered me at the gate and gain entrance. So he said he should save the the lady from hurt. I no fit laugh honestly.
The lady is now back to their apartment, but now alone and visibly shaking.
Omoh eh! Naija and different type of drama no dey ever finish.
My boss just sent me a WhatsApp msg asking if everything is ok and calm, I replied yes.

You write well sir
I dey gbadun your use of both English and yoruba 😁

VictorIfe:
You write well sir
I dey gbadun your use of both English and yoruba 😁

Thank you my Oga and I be Igbo man o.
Hope you enjoy the gist

You are telling us your boss has a gun,we are coming for you both.

I hope he has license for the guns else get ready to sleep cell with your boss.
Don't think you are anonymous,we are coming for you both.

Possession of firearms is the offense.

LordBiden:
You are telling us your boss has a gun,we are coming for you both.

I hope he has license for the guns else get ready to sleep cell with your boss.
Don't think you are anonymous,we are coming for you both.

Possession of firearms is the offense.

Lolz! A well known security outfit in Ogun state won't have a gun, come of it man.
Though I know you're joking sha

Kalulu44:
Thank you my Oga and I be Igbo man o.
Hope you enjoy the gist

Really? Iwu onye igbo? Wonderful!

Kalulu44:
Thank you my Oga and I be Igbo man o.
Hope you enjoy the gist

You are a gallant SO,you really know your onions,you deserve a promotion and a raise even that your onishina guest suppose come roger you somethingdor saving him from worse embarrasment......and I pray good fortune locates you soon,stay diligent and stay focused.

And guys please if you must cheat pls try as much as possible to be discreet enough,its the biggest respect you can give your wife.....I did be a fool if I tell anyman not to cheat.

Kalulu44:
Around 8:30pm today, I was doing routine patrol at the Guest House I am watching over.
After going round the guest house, I decided to go out and check too.
While going to the next gate/house beside the guest house which is still owned by my boss younger brother and still being watched by me.
.
I noticed 3 ladies sitting at the fence of the house. Looked at them and noticed the faces are strange from the regular street people that always sits there.
I approached them and politely ask them who are they and what they're looking for?
They said they're waiting for their friend who lives opposite the guest house to come back from work.
I told them, no problem. But that there's a certain time I can allow them stay there.
They nodded and continue their gist, while going I over heard them saying they'll so deal with him when he comes out.
Bcus it was Yoruba they were communicating with, I couldn't decipher if it's a female or male they want to deal with.
"A'ma fe se' le'se to ba de"
So that Yoruba words didn't state whether it's a male or female.
.
So I was just saying in mind what offense has this said lady donevthat 3 ladies are waiting to deal with her. I just did my own patrol and went back to my office inside the guest house.
Guys you see eh! If devil wants to deal with you, he can just use anything as excuse to drag you out for embarrassment.
.
Meanwhile, our 5 apartment are fully occupied. With all paying 15k each for day break except the front apartment that cost 40k for double apartment.
At our bar, we have all types of drinks from soft to alcohol and wine and spirits.
We have as chops fried meat, chin chin of different flavors, plantain chips, Burns and doghnut, and including cashew nuts and groundnuts.
None of this chops interest one of our lodgers, and he decided to go to an Aboki along the street to go buy the same plantain chips we have.
Just bcus ours is #500 and Aboki own is #200, he decided to patronize Aboki.
.
I opened the gate for him and he went out while I close it and went back to my duty post. Not even up to 10 seconds I heard serious shouting outside. I quickly opened the gate and went outside to see what's going on.
Lol and behold, it was one of those 3 ladies who held the man by the shirt and shouting untop of his head, "asewo osi" awon omo yin oti jeun ni'le, e gbe obinrin kakiri"
Meaning, stupid womanizer, your children haven't eaten at home and you are here frolicking with a woman.
.
The other ladies she came with were putting fire on their own, "Baba Kamoru, agbaya niyin sha" "E'ni oju ti rara rara, awon omo yin wa nle ti ebi fe pawon, eyin e se sina kakari"
All this while, our "Oga ade" was just speechless and couldn't find his voice to say anything.
Some senior men in the area came to calm them down, that was when the woman provoke and said before she let go, she wants to see the woman he lodged.
And like play like play, she was dragging "Oga Ade" back to our guest house.
.
The simp of a man didn't even resist, and was just following like a goat been taking to the slaughter slab.
I quickly bypass them and mount my gate, all these while people are telling the man to beg his wife and also telling the woman to allow them settle it at home. That they're just embarrassing themselves.
I stopped the lady and the man been drag at the gate.
The woman started yelling at me, that why am I stopping them from entering, that she wants to deal with the useless woman that's sleeping with another man's husband.
.
I politely told them there's no way I can allow them come in, especially with their noise. That they'll disturb other guests.
Omoh the other ladies she came with, tries to force their way in. That was when I brought out the matchete my direct security boss gave me.
I told them if anybody do anyhow, she will see anyhow.
They shifted away from the gate, I went outside too and lock the gate from outside.
I told everybody including onlookers that I don't want to see anybody around the premises.
.
They didn't listen to me, so I called my direct boss who's just 10 min away from where we were and told him everything. He responded he's coming right away. He rode his bike immediately down there, while entering the street, he shot a bullet into the air.
You need to see how people were running helter skelter, I was laughing my head off cus I 100% knew it was my boss.
Another laughable thing was, we didn't see or know where Mr Husband ran to cus the gate to the guest house was already locked by me.
Same with iyawo and her bodyguards 😀😀😀😀😀.
.
It was when the street people who knows my boss finally knew it was him that shot the gun that they started coming out.
Mehn! This is a scenario that has been making me laugh since.
After my boss restored order, he left me to handle the remaining situation after telling me what to do in case they come again.
.
It was around 9:45pm that "Oga Ade" sneeked into the guest house, picked his things and drove away with his bike, leaving the said lady behind.
Meanwhile when the whole brouhaha was going on, one of the guy's working with us has gone to tell the lady the man brought what's going on outside, and he relocated her to one of the staff room.
.
When I later got to know, I asked him why he did so. He said he thought the ladies will overpowered me at the gate and gain entrance. So he said he should save the the lady from hurt. I no fit laugh honestly.
The lady is now back to their apartment, but now alone and visibly shaking.
Omoh eh! Naija and different type of drama no dey ever finish.
My boss just sent me a WhatsApp msg asking if everything is ok and calm, I replied yes.

You did your job perfectly well... and you write well also

Please, do you reside in Lagos? Let's talk if you do. You deserve a better job my brother

Livingiconrebor, come and summarize your cousin’s write-up.

Kalulu44:
Around 8:30pm today, I was doing routine patrol at the Guest House I am watching over.
After going round the guest house, I decided to go out and check too.
While going to the next gate/house beside the guest house which is still owned by my boss younger brother and still being watched by me.
.
I noticed 3 ladies sitting at the fence of the house. Looked at them and noticed the faces are strange from the regular street people that always sits there.
I approached them and politely ask them who are they and what they're looking for?
They said they're waiting for their friend who lives opposite the guest house to come back from work.
I told them, no problem. But that there's a certain time I can allow them stay there.
They nodded and continue their gist, while going I over heard them saying they'll so deal with him when he comes out.
Bcus it was Yoruba they were communicating with, I couldn't decipher if it's a female or male they want to deal with.
"A'ma fe se' le'se to ba de"
So that Yoruba words didn't state whether it's a male or female.
.
So I was just saying in mind what offense has this said lady donevthat 3 ladies are waiting to deal with her. I just did my own patrol and went back to my office inside the guest house.
Guys you see eh! If devil wants to deal with you, he can just use anything as excuse to drag you out for embarrassment.
.
Meanwhile, our 5 apartment are fully occupied. With all paying 15k each for day break except the front apartment that cost 40k for double apartment.
At our bar, we have all types of drinks from soft to alcohol and wine and spirits.
We have as chops fried meat, chin chin of different flavors, plantain chips, Burns and doghnut, and including cashew nuts and groundnuts.
None of this chops interest one of our lodgers, and he decided to go to an Aboki along the street to go buy the same plantain chips we have.
Just bcus ours is #500 and Aboki own is #200, he decided to patronize Aboki.
.
I opened the gate for him and he went out while I close it and went back to my duty post. Not even up to 10 seconds I heard serious shouting outside. I quickly opened the gate and went outside to see what's going on.
Lol and behold, it was one of those 3 ladies who held the man by the shirt and shouting untop of his head, "asewo osi" awon omo yin oti jeun ni'le, e gbe obinrin kakiri"
Meaning, stupid womanizer, your children haven't eaten at home and you are here frolicking with a woman.
.
The other ladies she came with were putting fire on their own, "Baba Kamoru, agbaya niyin sha" "E'ni oju ti rara rara, awon omo yin wa nle ti ebi fe pawon, eyin e se sina kakari"
All this while, our "Oga ade" was just speechless and couldn't find his voice to say anything.
Some senior men in the area came to calm them down, that was when the woman provoke and said before she let go, she wants to see the woman he lodged.
And like play like play, she was dragging "Oga Ade" back to our guest house.
.
The simp of a man didn't even resist, and was just following like a goat been taking to the slaughter slab.
I quickly bypass them and mount my gate, all these while people are telling the man to beg his wife and also telling the woman to allow them settle it at home. That they're just embarrassing themselves.
I stopped the lady and the man been drag at the gate.
The woman started yelling at me, that why am I stopping them from entering, that she wants to deal with the useless woman that's sleeping with another man's husband.
.
I politely told them there's no way I can allow them come in, especially with their noise. That they'll disturb other guests.
Omoh the other ladies she came with, tries to force their way in. That was when I brought out the matchete my direct security boss gave me.
I told them if anybody do anyhow, she will see anyhow.
They shifted away from the gate, I went outside too and lock the gate from outside.
I told everybody including onlookers that I don't want to see anybody around the premises.
.
They didn't listen to me, so I called my direct boss who's just 10 min away from where we were and told him everything. He responded he's coming right away. He rode his bike immediately down there, while entering the street, he shot a bullet into the air.
You need to see how people were running helter skelter, I was laughing my head off cus I 100% knew it was my boss.
Another laughable thing was, we didn't see or know where Mr Husband ran to cus the gate to the guest house was already locked by me.
Same with iyawo and her bodyguards 😀😀😀😀😀.
.
It was when the street people who knows my boss finally knew it was him that shot the gun that they started coming out.
Mehn! This is a scenario that has been making me laugh since.
After my boss restored order, he left me to handle the remaining situation after telling me what to do in case they come again.
.
It was around 9:45pm that "Oga Ade" sneeked into the guest house, picked his things and drove away with his bike, leaving the said lady behind.
Meanwhile when the whole brouhaha was going on, one of the guy's working with us has gone to tell the lady the man brought what's going on outside, and he relocated her to one of the staff room.
.
When I later got to know, I asked him why he did so. He said he thought the ladies will overpowered me at the gate and gain entrance. So he said he should save the the lady from hurt. I no fit laugh honestly.
The lady is now back to their apartment, but now alone and visibly shaking.
Omoh eh! Naija and different type of drama no dey ever finish.
My boss just sent me a WhatsApp msg asking if everything is ok and calm, I replied yes.

I don tell you say you write well.. I know say there's a good way to make money online off this writing skills alone sef.

Wetin the wife sef bin dey think? Say she gets right to trespass another person business and disrupt the place because of her cheating husband?

She's crazy. They should go home and settle their matter.

Kalulu44:
Around 8:30pm today, I was doing routine patrol at the Guest House I am watching over.
After going round the guest house, I decided to go out and check too.
While going to the next gate/house beside the guest house which is still owned by my boss younger brother and still being watched by me.
.
I noticed 3 ladies sitting at the fence of the house. Looked at them and noticed the faces are strange from the regular street people that always sits there.
I approached them and politely ask them who are they and what they're looking for?
They said they're waiting for their friend who lives opposite the guest house to come back from work.
I told them, no problem. But that there's a certain time I can allow them stay there.
They nodded and continue their gist, while going I over heard them saying they'll so deal with him when he comes out.
Bcus it was Yoruba they were communicating with, I couldn't decipher if it's a female or male they want to deal with.
"A'ma fe se' le'se to ba de"
So that Yoruba words didn't state whether it's a male or female.
.
So I was just saying in mind what offense has this said lady donevthat 3 ladies are waiting to deal with her. I just did my own patrol and went back to my office inside the guest house.
Guys you see eh! If devil wants to deal with you, he can just use anything as excuse to drag you out for embarrassment.
.
Meanwhile, our 5 apartment are fully occupied. With all paying 15k each for day break except the front apartment that cost 40k for double apartment.
At our bar, we have all types of drinks from soft to alcohol and wine and spirits.
We have as chops fried meat, chin chin of different flavors, plantain chips, Burns and doghnut, and including cashew nuts and groundnuts.
None of this chops interest one of our lodgers, and he decided to go to an Aboki along the street to go buy the same plantain chips we have.
Just bcus ours is #500 and Aboki own is #200, he decided to patronize Aboki.
.
I opened the gate for him and he went out while I close it and went back to my duty post. Not even up to 10 seconds I heard serious shouting outside. I quickly opened the gate and went outside to see what's going on.
Lol and behold, it was one of those 3 ladies who held the man by the shirt and shouting untop of his head, "asewo osi" awon omo yin oti jeun ni'le, e gbe obinrin kakiri"
Meaning, stupid womanizer, your children haven't eaten at home and you are here frolicking with a woman.
.
The other ladies she came with were putting fire on their own, "Baba Kamoru, agbaya niyin sha" "E'ni oju ti rara rara, awon omo yin wa nle ti ebi fe pawon, eyin e se sina kakari"
All this while, our "Oga ade" was just speechless and couldn't find his voice to say anything.
Some senior men in the area came to calm them down, that was when the woman provoke and said before she let go, she wants to see the woman he lodged.
And like play like play, she was dragging "Oga Ade" back to our guest house.
.
The simp of a man didn't even resist, and was just following like a goat been taking to the slaughter slab.
I quickly bypass them and mount my gate, all these while people are telling the man to beg his wife and also telling the woman to allow them settle it at home. That they're just embarrassing themselves.
I stopped the lady and the man been drag at the gate.
The woman started yelling at me, that why am I stopping them from entering, that she wants to deal with the useless woman that's sleeping with another man's husband.
.
I politely told them there's no way I can allow them come in, especially with their noise. That they'll disturb other guests.
Omoh the other ladies she came with, tries to force their way in. That was when I brought out the matchete my direct security boss gave me.
I told them if anybody do anyhow, she will see anyhow.
They shifted away from the gate, I went outside too and lock the gate from outside.
I told everybody including onlookers that I don't want to see anybody around the premises.
.
They didn't listen to me, so I called my direct boss who's just 10 min away from where we were and told him everything. He responded he's coming right away. He rode his bike immediately down there, while entering the street, he shot a bullet into the air.
You need to see how people were running helter skelter, I was laughing my head off cus I 100% knew it was my boss.
Another laughable thing was, we didn't see or know where Mr Husband ran to cus the gate to the guest house was already locked by me.
Same with iyawo and her bodyguards 😀😀😀😀😀.
.
It was when the street people who knows my boss finally knew it was him that shot the gun that they started coming out.
Mehn! This is a scenario that has been making me laugh since.
After my boss restored order, he left me to handle the remaining situation after telling me what to do in case they come again.
.
It was around 9:45pm that "Oga Ade" sneeked into the guest house, picked his things and drove away with his bike, leaving the said lady behind.
Meanwhile when the whole brouhaha was going on, one of the guy's working with us has gone to tell the lady the man brought what's going on outside, and he relocated her to one of the staff room.
.
When I later got to know, I asked him why he did so. He said he thought the ladies will overpowered me at the gate and gain entrance. So he said he should save the the lady from hurt. I no fit laugh honestly.
The lady is now back to their apartment, but now alone and visibly shaking.
Omoh eh! Naija and different type of drama no dey ever finish.
My boss just sent me a WhatsApp msg asking if everything is ok and calm, I replied yes.

This na real igboro hotel

Wotowotoman:
This na real igboro hotel

Igboro hotel kor igboro hotel ni

eepeepook:
Livingiconrebor, come and summarize your cousin’s write-up.

Lazy reader sighted 😀😀😀

dawnomike:
You did your job perfectly well... and you write well also

Please, do you reside in Lagos? Let's talk if you do. You deserve a better job my brother

Yeah my family is in Lagos while I'm not too far from them in Ogun state.
Just a border

Lithiumite:
You are a gallant SO,you really know your onions,you deserve a promotion and a raise even that your onishina guest suppose come roger you somethingdor saving him from worse embarrasment......and I pray good fortune locates you soon,stay diligent and stay focused.

And guys please if you must cheat pls try as much as possible to be discreet enough,its the biggest respect you can give your wife.....I did be a fool if I tell anyman not to cheat.

Hmmmm..... That's true man. We're hearing a rumor that it's one woman whose husband owned the house directly in front of our house that's doing the gossip.
Last month, a regular guest that no longer comes again told me on the way that the woman close to us whose husband owns the house and is a prominent member of the community is the one telling people's wife what they're doing, especially the ones that comes to our guest house.
That she used it to brag to them how her husband doesn't do such but theirs are wayward.
.
And this is a woman uptil now I hold in high esteem o. I'm the one that helps her charge her phone and power banks including her husband's own and husband sister's own.
The only benefit I gets from her is that she sold foodstuffs to me anytime I want whether there's money with me or not.
But at the end of month, I still pay what is still owed.
Lastly! Thanks for the compliment, I appreciate and God bless the works of your hand too

socoharley:
Really? Iwu onye igbo? Wonderful!

Ezigbo Nwafor Abia state

thrillionaire:
I don tell you say you write well.. I know say there's a good way to make money online off this writing skills alone sef.

Wetin the wife sef bin dey think? Say she gets right to trespass another person business and disrupt the place because of her cheating husband?

She's crazy. They should go home and settle their matter.

Thanks man, just doing this writing thing for fun and engagement. I'm lonely as can be, and all this is what's keeping me going.
.
Honestly, the woman and her gangs surprised me and nearly wants to overpower me. God knows I am not violent, but somebody would have got injured with the way they wanted to go about it.
Thank God they fear the matchete I brought out and also ran away with the gunshot 😀😀😀😀😀😀

Kalulu44:
Thanks man, just doing this writing thing for fun and engagement. I'm lonely as can be, and all this is what's keeping me going.
.
Honestly, the woman and her gangs surprised me and nearly wants to overpower me. God knows I am not violent, but somebody would have got injured with the way they wanted to go about it.
Thank God they fear the matchete I brought out and also ran away with the gunshot 😀😀😀😀😀😀

See bolded. You wan tell me say not a single one of those smallie wey dey that area don gree for you upon free water and free phone charging? So your Gen Z dressing no even make them look you twice? That’s very serious o. E be like say you dey very short

Why not tell your aunty to find you one smallie from village na?

I sure say soapy don nearly peel your preek finish

Kalulu44:
Ezigbo Nwafor Abia state

Nwanne udo di...mu wa bu onye Anambra...ndewo

Kalulu44:
Hmmmm..... That's true man. We're hearing a rumor that it's one woman whose husband owned the house directly in front of our house that's doing the gossip.
Last month, a regular guest that no longer comes again told me on the way that the woman close to us whose husband owns the house and is a prominent member of the community is the one telling people's wife what they're doing, especially the ones that comes to our guest house.
That she used it to brag to them how her husband doesn't do such but theirs are wayward.
.
And this is a woman uptil now I hold in high esteem o. I'm the one that helps her charge her phone and power banks including her husband's own and husband sister's own.
The only benefit I gets from her is that she sold foodstuffs to me anytime I want whether there's money with me or not.
But at the end of month, I still pay what is still owed.
Lastly! Thanks for the compliment, I appreciate and God bless the works of your hand too

The woman is doing the right thing abeg, imagine as u are working there,nwoke ozo ana ata nwunye gi na hotel How you go feel?

Daniel058:
The woman is doing the right thing abeg, imagine as u are working there,nwoke ozo ana ata nwunye gi na hotel How you go feel?

She's doing right in a wrong way.
Will her telling stop the man from going to another place. She has just denied us some customers then.
A place she practically gets favor from me, even though the owner doesn't want to hear it.
What's a hotel for? Is it not for majority cheating partners and young boys and young girls.
It's bcus she sees the one happening in her presence, what of the millions happening outside, how many can she report.
.
Left to me, if my wife could be so stupid to allow another man take to a hotel while still married to me, the marriage is over. I don't have time for the public embarrassment

socoharley:
Nwanne udo di...mu wa bu onye Anambra...ndewo

Lolz! Ka'm kele gi na okwu Abia. Kaa o!

Wotowotoman:
See bolded. You wan tell me say not a single one of those smallie wey dey that area don gree for you upon free water and free phone charging? So your Gen Z dressing no even make them look you twice? That’s very serious o. E be like say you dey very short

Why not tell your aunty to find you one smallie from village na?

I sure say soapy don nearly peel your preek finish

Omoh @wotowotoman they purposely gang up against me o.
Na one of them come confess to me this morning say dem be dey interested but dey fear the backlash from others.
Say two people wey I don tell my mind broadcast am to others, and tell others say make dem no gree if I ask dem out.
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She now tell me say make she no lie, e been dey her mind, but she dey fear wetin others go talk.
All these na bcus I stopped them from entering my compound again for anything.
I noticed since last week say one particular girl among them wey I talked to since over 3 weeks ago, she no gree give me answer since then, but she still dey come fetch water and charge her phone and I no ask am anything again.
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So since last week she no dey gree talk or greet me again, and no dey come fetch water again. But I noticed her bucket dey among the ones wey the other girls dey carry come.
So I warn those ones, make e no be say una fetch water for so so person. Dem deny, but on Wednesday this week I catch her dey hide give one of dem bucket to fetch water for her.
Na there the thing vex me, I come tell all of them say no more water or charging phone in my place. Make una dey trek go well go fetch water.
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Then on Thursday, dem bring one new girl come for there. I overheard her on the speaking Igbo. Without wasting time I go chik her after her call, she later follow me to my place, I show her round and she like am.
She tell me say she go dey come stay there anytime she wants.
We exchange numbers, she beg me for bucket, I give her out of many wey I get and fill am with water.
Friday, she came back from work and we chatted and played very well at my place.
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Since that Friday, she don lock up. I no see her. She no come fetch water. Try to call her and she no pick three times till today Sunday I never hear from her but I dey see her.
So as my guy, tell me wetin you think say go don go under ground.
The girl wey come tell me all these, na she be the smallest among them, I give am water dis morning as she want, and I go continue to dey give her but I no go get anything to do with her. She's still a small girl of about 18,19 or there about if am not mistaking. I don tell her gan gan right from time say I take her like a daughter.
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If not for beg wey she beg me this morning, she sef for no see water.

Please, who can summarise this epistle?

Kalulu44:
Around 8:30pm today, I was doing routine patrol at the Guest House I am watching over.
After going round the guest house, I decided to go out and check too.
While going to the next gate/house beside the guest house which is still owned by my boss younger brother and still being watched by me.
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I noticed 3 ladies sitting at the fence of the house. Looked at them and noticed the faces are strange from the regular street people that always sits there.
I approached them and politely ask them who are they and what they're looking for?
They said they're waiting for their friend who lives opposite the guest house to come back from work.
I told them, no problem. But that there's a certain time I can allow them stay there.
They nodded and continue their gist, while going I over heard them saying they'll so deal with him when he comes out.
Bcus it was Yoruba they were communicating with, I couldn't decipher if it's a female or male they want to deal with.
"A'ma fe se' le'se to ba de"
So that Yoruba words didn't state whether it's a male or female.
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So I was just saying in mind what offense has this said lady donevthat 3 ladies are waiting to deal with her. I just did my own patrol and went back to my office inside the guest house.
Guys you see eh! If devil wants to deal with you, he can just use anything as excuse to drag you out for embarrassment.
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Meanwhile, our 5 apartment are fully occupied. With all paying 15k each for day break except the front apartment that cost 40k for double apartment.
At our bar, we have all types of drinks from soft to alcohol and wine and spirits.
We have as chops fried meat, chin chin of different flavors, plantain chips, Burns and doghnut, and including cashew nuts and groundnuts.
None of this chops interest one of our lodgers, and he decided to go to an Aboki along the street to go buy the same plantain chips we have.
Just bcus ours is #500 and Aboki own is #200, he decided to patronize Aboki.
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I opened the gate for him and he went out while I close it and went back to my duty post. Not even up to 10 seconds I heard serious shouting outside. I quickly opened the gate and went outside to see what's going on.
Lol and behold, it was one of those 3 ladies who held the man by the shirt and shouting untop of his head, "asewo osi" awon omo yin oti jeun ni'le, e gbe obinrin kakiri"
Meaning, stupid womanizer, your children haven't eaten at home and you are here frolicking with a woman.
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The other ladies she came with were putting fire on their own, "Baba Kamoru, agbaya niyin sha" "E'ni oju ti rara rara, awon omo yin wa nle ti ebi fe pawon, eyin e se sina kakari"
All this while, our "Oga ade" was just speechless and couldn't find his voice to say anything.
Some senior men in the area came to calm them down, that was when the woman provoke and said before she let go, she wants to see the woman he lodged.
And like play like play, she was dragging "Oga Ade" back to our guest house.
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The simp of a man didn't even resist, and was just following like a goat been taking to the slaughter slab.
I quickly bypass them and mount my gate, all these while people are telling the man to beg his wife and also telling the woman to allow them settle it at home. That they're just embarrassing themselves.
I stopped the lady and the man been drag at the gate.
The woman started yelling at me, that why am I stopping them from entering, that she wants to deal with the useless woman that's sleeping with another man's husband.
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I politely told them there's no way I can allow them come in, especially with their noise. That they'll disturb other guests.
Omoh the other ladies she came with, tries to force their way in. That was when I brought out the matchete my direct security boss gave me.
I told them if anybody do anyhow, she will see anyhow.
They shifted away from the gate, I went outside too and lock the gate from outside.
I told everybody including onlookers that I don't want to see anybody around the premises.
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They didn't listen to me, so I called my direct boss who's just 10 min away from where we were and told him everything. He responded he's coming right away. He rode his bike immediately down there, while entering the street, he shot a bullet into the air.
You need to see how people were running helter skelter, I was laughing my head off cus I 100% knew it was my boss.
Another laughable thing was, we didn't see or know where Mr Husband ran to cus the gate to the guest house was already locked by me.
Same with iyawo and her bodyguards 😀😀😀😀😀.
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It was when the street people who knows my boss finally knew it was him that shot the gun that they started coming out.
Mehn! This is a scenario that has been making me laugh since.
After my boss restored order, he left me to handle the remaining situation after telling me what to do in case they come again.
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It was around 9:45pm that "Oga Ade" sneeked into the guest house, picked his things and drove away with his bike, leaving the said lady behind.
Meanwhile when the whole brouhaha was going on, one of the guy's working with us has gone to tell the lady the man brought what's going on outside, and he relocated her to one of the staff room.
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When I later got to know, I asked him why he did so. He said he thought the ladies will overpowered me at the gate and gain entrance. So he said he should save the the lady from hurt. I no fit laugh honestly.
The lady is now back to their apartment, but now alone and visibly shaking.
Omoh eh! Naija and different type of drama no dey ever finish.
My boss just sent me a WhatsApp msg asking if everything is ok and calm, I replied yes.

Cc Gerrard59.

Blocking angry wives from philanderinh husbands since 1900

Baba Kamoru ti r'ogo

Wahala wahala

LordBiden:
You are telling us your boss has a gun,we are coming for you both.

I hope he has license for the guns else get ready to sleep cell with your boss.
Don't think you are anonymous,we are coming for you both.

Possession of firearms is the offense.

Abeg make you go siddon for one corner

The simp of a man didn't even resist, and was just following like a goat been taking to the slaughter slab.

Wahala get grade oOoOO

The woman is daft!

As a woman if your husband is cheating your issue is with your husband and not with the woman he's cheating with.

GloriousGbola:
Cc Gerrard59.

Blocking angry wives from philanderinh husbands since 1900

Lolz! How do you mean? Seun leave me jor

LordBiden:
You are telling us your boss has a gun,we are coming for you both.

I hope he has license for the guns else get ready to sleep cell with your boss.
Don't think you are anonymous,we are coming for you both.

Possession of firearms is the offense.

With the way bandits are killing people anyhow lately coupled with the insecurity. Isn’t it better to own a gun ? Nawa

And they are still saying the country is hard