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Kingsasian:
Used my school fees to pay for the house rent of my ex, house wey she no let me enter or visit till the rent expired.

Hope you enter her?

school fees can't just waste like that

Dzzzz:
On a girls birthday,I bought her iPhone 7plus and gave her $120 for shopping.Meanwhile,I never reach the Kingdom Hall..The girl never allowed me get into the promise land,Until years later,We met somewhere and lord knows the kind of Alomo and opanyi wey I drink that day..You know when you drink to the extent that you handle a babe roughly and fall sick the next day..

Badt guy i feel you

I was coming from work, excited that the day is Valentine day and i will get a chance to impress her, i bought snacks and drinks to gift her for Valentine day and to impress her more, but n getting to her mum's shop, i met her sitting on a guy lap without minding me looking at her, I hurriedly ran home, ate all the snacks and drink then slept off, after sleeping for 6 hours i woke up to my senses, lesson as been learnt, i moved on sharperly.

UnlimitedNG:
Today is Saturday, you may be married now or still single...Let's reflect on the stupid things we have done for the sake of love and let us all get entertained with the experiences...

I stumbled on a post on this topic and I flashed back to my personal experience some years ago. So, let me start with mine. Mind you, I am now happily married with 3 children.

Some years ago I was doing strong-head chasing for this Kogi babe I met during NYSC. She relocated to Sokoto after camp. One Friday night around 11p.m., she called me on WhatsApp:
“Babe, I just dey miss you anyhow. If to say you dey here now…”

As Lagos boy with mumu love, I stood up from my bed in Surulere. Next thing, I was at Jibowu park. No toothbrush, no ATM card, just ₦18k and the hoodie I was wearing. I entered God is Good night bus to Sokoto. Sixteen hours journey o.

I didn’t even tell her I was coming. I wanted it to be a “romantic surprise”. I arrived Saturday afternoon, dusty, smelling like conductor’s armpit, and called her. She shouted: “Ah! You no serious! I just landed in Lagos this morning for my cousin’s wedding!”

Immediately, my brain reset. I stood under Sokoto sun for 10 minutes, calculating my life. I used my last ₦3k to buy fura da nono and sat at the park. Then, I took the next night bus back to Lagos on Sunday. Roughly 32 hours on the road total. She sent me “awww thanks for trying” with laughing emoji.

Till today, my wife still calls me, “Sokoto lover” because I told her about the experience... and NEPA took light the day I tried to explain myself.

Mehn, o lo far!!

Using my credit card to make a purchase of over $200 for a lady who is very smart at manipulating men. Annoyingly, she's Nigerian.

Greenodds:
It's easy for any man that was raised by a father who provided everything and didn't allow his wife work to provide for his woman. I mumu sha aa but it's only guys that weren't raised by a real man or from poor homes that would think what I did was too extreme.

Everyman has at one point in their life done foolish things for a girl. Hypocrites will laugh and judge but in secret guys like that do worse.

Oga, that your first paragraph is not necessary at all.. if I may ask, what’s your definition of a real man? To me, this is just a phrase created and used majorly by women to continuously keep and get more of their victims in bondage(your lot).

For you to write this actually shows you haven’t been totally liberated from the simping spirit ravaging you.
Every men at a point of their lives has being a simp which is why I supported your second paragraph.
So my brother no be only you your mum be full house wife and that’s not a reason for you not to still be smart even after your ordeal with your ex.

Greenodds:
I mumu sha aa but it would seem like a big deal to boys that find it hard to feed

Greenodds:
It's easy for any man that was raised by a father who provided everything and didn't allow his wife work to provide for his woman. I mumu sha aa but it's only guys that weren't raised by a real man or from poor homes that would think what I did was too extreme.

Everyman has at one point in their life done foolish things for a girl. Hypocrites will laugh and judge but in secret guys like that do worse.

You are being defensive. Was it your responsibility to do all that for her? Someone sent her to school and that person wasn't you.
May be you have forgotten what the title of this thread says. No need to be attacking people, you went over the board doing all those things for her.

jubrilELsudan:
I STOLE MY MAMA NEW PYANT AND GAVE IT TO MY CRUSH AS VALENTINE PRESENT

You should be jailed for life

maasoap:
You are being defensive. Was it your responsibility to do all that for her? Someone sent her to school and that person wasn't you.
May be you have forgotten what the title of this thread says. No need to be attacking people, you went over the board doing all those things for her.

No mind am.. he now wants to start attacking people and insulting them in a polite manner.

meobizy/kpankpangolo/eepeepook come and drop your own Ugandan tale of mumu love. I know say you go too mumu die.🥱🥱

UnlimitedNG:
Today is Saturday, you may be married now or still single...Let's reflect on the stupid things we have done for the sake of love and let us all get entertained with the experiences...

I stumbled on a post on this topic and I flashed back to my personal experience some years ago. So, let me start with mine. Mind you, I am now happily married with 3 children.

Some years ago I was doing strong-head chasing for this Kogi babe I met during NYSC. She relocated to Sokoto after camp. One Friday night around 11p.m., she called me on WhatsApp:
“Babe, I just dey miss you anyhow. If to say you dey here now…”

As Lagos boy with mumu love, I stood up from my bed in Surulere. Next thing, I was at Jibowu park. No toothbrush, no ATM card, just ₦18k and the hoodie I was wearing. I entered God is Good night bus to Sokoto. Sixteen hours journey o.

I didn’t even tell her I was coming. I wanted it to be a “romantic surprise”. I arrived Saturday afternoon, dusty, smelling like conductor’s armpit, and called her. She shouted: “Ah! You no serious! I just landed in Lagos this morning for my cousin’s wedding!”

Immediately, my brain reset. I stood under Sokoto sun for 10 minutes, calculating my life. I used my last ₦3k to buy fura da nono and sat at the park. Then, I took the next night bus back to Lagos on Sunday. Roughly 32 hours on the road total. She sent me “awww thanks for trying” with laughing emoji.

Till today, my wife still calls me, “Sokoto lover” because I told her about the experience... and NEPA took light the day I tried to explain myself.

WTH Incredible?! I couldn't stop laughing at this
Love full ground!!

Greenodds:
Chai, I learnt the hard way. That year Bro, I was paying my girl friend(fiance) 100k monthly, paid her house rent, bought her generator that can carry her AC and buy fuel every week whenever I bought mine, buy her clothes from time to time. I didn't receive shi shi through out the 2 years we dated. I didn't mind because it was a thing of pride for me to be taking care of my girl and all her needs, only thing this girl ever did for me was on my birthday she threw a surprise party for me and imvited family and friends of which I even footed half of the bill. Now that's on the financial side.

I was so in love with this girl I wasn't using my common sense. If we quarreled she would say she needed space and i wouldn hear from her for like 3 or 4 days. She would tell me I should stop coming to her place unannounced(I no gree for that one sha aa). Some weekends she would say she was going for an all girls indoor party. Some times it would be going to the club and I would even give her my car. Chai love is a mental disorder I swear. I paid for driving school. This girl invested literally zero into the relationship except her time and cooking which she doesn't even do all the time. When my eyes started to open was when her brother wanted to leave the country and this girl gave him 500k. I was shocked and the scale fell off my eyes. Then I had a small financial issue and I wasn't able to foot her bills as I used to, she couldn't bear it and told me she was travelling to another state to go stay with her cousin until I bounce back, when she came back I found sex lube in her bag. That was the final straw for me but I didn't wanna leave the r/ship without a replacement, 70% of the love died and she could sense it, i just couldn't leave because I have invested so much in her. I started a relationship with another girl without her knowing and after a few weeks me and my first girl had a small misunderstanding and as usual she said she needed space. Person wey no know say I don't already move on. After a week she came to make up I no gree I told her make she still dey her space because me I don quit the r/ship. She cried and cried and begged and begged, but it was too late.

You lost woefully and she succeeded in using you to level up for other men to mount on her back to back.

She only cried because she lost her free meal ticket 🎫🎟️. I hope other men learn from your story if they like.

Ignored all her red flags( girl was a walking red bill board painted with blood) coz I thought marriage would change her.
Sponsored her useless cravings(buying food clothes, phones, flights, wigs, data)
Flew back into the country after staying for 14hrs in transit to come and marry only to be told marriage would set her back lol
She kept one huge secret from me which wouldn't have been a problem coz I was already foolishly in love then.
Hotel I booked for honeymoon gone
Flight I booked for her and my friends all gone
I chop my L in peace and went back to my better country only to realize I didnt pause my car payments and insurance.
I am still paying the gbese till tomorrow
I Spent millions on this babe and not once did I get a cent from her but I'm glad it didn't work out coz I only realized how evil she could be after it ended. Babe mean die

Happily single and suffering the consequences of ignoring red flags

KingMack:
To buy you Heineken jus dey hungry me 💪

To buy him Heineken for what exactly?

He wasted his money, time, energy and resources. He lost woefully in the relationship because he was the only who invested in it. The girl no even send the guy. She only cried because she lost her meal ticket. And the guy continued his simping on the next girl.

So what exactly are you buying him Heineken for? For being a Simp or what?

Djbond:
This made me remember when I was on leave in February, I was trying to woo this girl I met weeks ago then in February, we started talking and she made it known to me she was single. Then I thought I would do everything to gain her heart cuz I'm also single and to me God has finally answered my prayers.

We got along nicely, smooth conversations, started talking about being romantic, at times I would go to her office when she's free and we would gist for hours. To me, the bound was already created, I started feeling accepted by her. I would buy her food, gift items when going to visit her and even wait till she closes from work then I'd escort her home.

On a fateful day, I had planned to prepare a meal for breakfast, I didn't inform her I would be coming to her office to share some of the meal I had prepared, then I dished part of the meal in a cooler set, took it to her office in the morning as a surprise just for to know how caring I can be but to my greatest surprise, she asked me to leave quickly that she had a visitor and she wouldn't want her 'visitor' to see me. I agreed and handed over the food to her only to see a tall guy coming to her office as we were talking, this girl was so excited to see him, shook his hands (maybe she didn't want to hug me) cuz I was still around) and ignored me. I stood outside for some minutes and then decided to leave.

Afterwards, on my way home I texted her to ask why she would ask me to leave and left me out there to follow some other guy? She responded with "But you always come here anytime you like and this person came from a very far distance so are you jealous"?.

I took it as a norm. Then later that evening, when she had closed from work, I texted her how I would retrieve the cooler so I can wash it.

Lol, that's where she flared up that I'm not matured and that I'm childish bla bla BLA and that she can never date me cuz I'm acting jealous. She wouldn't even let me speak or say anything to defend myself to tell her I didn't mean it the way she thought. Well anyway that's when she stopped talking to me oh to cut long story short

If you know what's good for you, Don't attempt to reconnect with her. Let her go, If you don't know, you dodged a bullet.

Greenodds:
I mumu sha aa but it would seem like a big deal to boys that find it hard to feed

It's not matter of finding it hard to feed.

You were just a Simp. It's not your fault, all men have been in that shoes before. The question is, are you still a simp.

Giving a woman money and Paying for her house rent, school fees and bills is the most foo.oolish thing on earth to do as a man.

Greenodds:
It's easy for any man that was raised by a father who provided everything and didn't allow his wife work to provide for his woman. I mumu sha aa but it's only guys that weren't raised by a real man or from poor homes that would think what I did was too extreme.

Everyman has at one point in their life done foolish things for a girl. Hypocrites will laugh and judge but in secret guys like that do worse.

Real man is another word for a m.umu man! I Shaa hope you know that

Tenrack:
been there. My 1.4m cumulatively i spend still dey pain me for body. I no sure say woman fit whine me collect money for my hand again.

You spent 1.4m for a woman?

Greenodds:
I mumu sha aa but it would seem like a big deal to boys that find it hard to feed

Ogbeni nobody is finding it hard to feed here. You can’t even say that to people cos you don’t feed anyone here.
Shey na me wey don use 290k find 30k they look for money to feed? I told a lady I would find her when I enter naija she think say na play. After I locked her in station for days, I still dash the ipo in charge of the case the money she refunded me in her presence, for her to know it’s not about the money. If it was a guy, I might have just overlooked it.
The bottom line be say being well to do doesn’t mean you should be a fool.

Freshtruth:
I did mine this year
I collect 70k loan from easy by to flex a girl that stay in another town .
I send her 5k for tafair , down to my town I paid for 20k hotel room when she came she said she was hungry I bought 8k food for her why I bought 1500 naira food for her self I bought h r 3k ice cream and black bullet for her , Omo when we start work this girl when dey claim good girl the whole place has been brutally destroy d thin no dey grip my stuff at alll omo everything wide thank God I use protection if not I would have been treating infections like this. Omo I just dey think my life all night I have to force myself to do 2 rounds more due to the hotel room I paid for make money no go waste breast done fall patapata . I still have her 12k home for thanks for coming . Omo she dey call me tire I no pick and I no block the love fade once.

lmfao 🤣

Followed my gf to see her mother's prophet who told me my destiny was attached to the girl, and that if i ever hurt her, my life will scatter.
I was so scared and turned to mumu , until i told my grandfather...

masterplan303:
Oga, that your first paragraph is not necessary at all.. if I may ask, what’s your definition of a real man? To me, this is just a phrase created and used majorly by women to continuously keep and get more of their victims in bondage(your lot).

For you to write this actually shows you haven’t been totally liberated from the simping spirit ravaging you.
Every men at a point of their lives has being a simp which is why I supported your second paragraph.
So my brother no be only you your mum be full house wife and that’s not a reason for you not to still be smart even after your ordeal with your ex.

From his comments, one can tell the guy is a notorious Simp and hasn't learnt anything from his experiences with women.

He is bragging on how he is spending on women makes him a real man. Smh

Greenodds:
It's easy for any man that was raised by a father who provided everything and didn't allow his wife work to provide for his woman. I mumu sha aa but it's only guys that weren't raised by a real man or from poor homes that would think what I did was too extreme.

Everyman has at one point in their life done foolish things for a girl. Hypocrites will laugh and judge but in secret guys like that do worse.

Your comment shows you're still a complete Simp. A notorious Simp at that

maasoap:
You are being defensive. Was it your responsibility to do all that for her? Someone sent her to school and that person wasn't you.
May be you have forgotten what the title of this thread says. No need to be attacking people, you went over the board doing all those things for her.

Leave that m.umu simp man

Beating her like a thief

workchopNG:
To buy him Heineken for being a mumu and spending without sense for a girl that asked him to stop coming to her house unannounced?

The s!mp suppose collect 12 lashes for straight 7 days, twice on a Wednesday.

Hahahaha I don laugh tire

At some point I was wondering if he was a sump or if he tried by braking up with her

Greenodds:
It's easy for any man that was raised by a father who provided everything and didn't allow his wife work to provide for his woman. I mumu sha aa but it's only guys that weren't raised by a real man or from poor homes that would think what I did was too extreme.

Everyman has at one point in their life done foolish things for a girl. Hypocrites will laugh and judge but in secret guys like that do worse.

Most men not Everyman.......have never and can never do that shi.

Knee down and cry that my wife do not make the mistake of losing the best thing with a blockus..

Hmmm... I have done several mums things for girls o.

I remember when I was crazy about this girl that I was footing all her bills including her family bills and whenever she offended me, I would still be the one to apologise and I risked my life for her.

But thank God o got delivered and not that curious because of girls again.

Changed sanitary pads for her while she was asleep when I noticed leakage and blood stains on my bedsheet.

I go chop onion leave meat for the Orobo

They’ve come again with lies. I don’t understand why children here can’t be honest for once in their lives.

My only mumu was wasting time on slightly interested women. I didn’t overdo. Thank God for that.

UnlimitedNG:
Today is Saturday, you may be married now or still single...Let's reflect on the stupid things we have done for the sake of love and let us all get entertained with the experiences...

I stumbled on a post on this topic and I flashed back to my personal experience some years ago. So, let me start with mine. Mind you, I am now happily married with 3 children.

Some years ago I was doing strong-head chasing for this Kogi babe I met during NYSC. She relocated to Sokoto after camp. One Friday night around 11p.m., she called me on WhatsApp:
“Babe, I just dey miss you anyhow. If to say you dey here now…”

As Lagos boy with mumu love, I stood up from my bed in Surulere. Next thing, I was at Jibowu park. No toothbrush, no ATM card, just ₦18k and the hoodie I was wearing. I entered God is Good night bus to Sokoto. Sixteen hours journey o.

I didn’t even tell her I was coming. I wanted it to be a “romantic surprise”. I arrived Saturday afternoon, dusty, smelling like conductor’s armpit, and called her. She shouted: “Ah! You no serious! I just landed in Lagos this morning for my cousin’s wedding!”

Immediately, my brain reset. I stood under Sokoto sun for 10 minutes, calculating my life. I used my last ₦3k to buy fura da nono and sat at the park. Then, I took the next night bus back to Lagos on Sunday. Roughly 32 hours on the road total. She sent me “awww thanks for trying” with laughing emoji.

Till today, my wife still calls me, “Sokoto lover” because I told her about the experience... and NEPA took light the day I tried to explain myself.