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This does not imply sexual interests, abeg o just bored today on this holiday and I have decided to rant here, since I saw a similar post recently about a guy saying confidence is what a lady cannot resist in a man. I won't appreciate any unsolicited messages🙏

Dentition: Gap teeth (you know what I mean, especially a small one right between the central incisors) or just between the lateral incisor and canine)

Thick wrist (not fats deposit, just wrists with a wide circumference)

Minimal or no bodily hairs. Yeah a lot will hate me for this, just my opinion which may change or not. But those beards, chest or armpit hairs? Taah!

Height. However you must not be too tall. I am 5:9 so anything from 5:6 to 5:11 is perfect.

Modesty and awesomeness (not extreme masculinity) I am not a feminist abeg. I like guys that are gentle, pull the chair for you at the restaurant, hold an umbrella for you, hold the door open for you, just being a gentleman. Absolute modesty and simple too. Not a show off dude haha!

Healthy lifestyle. There is nothing I dislike more than a guy who smokes or drinks or do both. I don't just dislike them, I h-word them. Take your good health seriously guys, go for rehab if you need to.

Small inner circle. Guys with few or no friends. The introvert who enjoys his own company.

Respectful. The guy that still prostrate to greet his dad at 30 years, still run errands for his mom at 35 (not necessarily because he is living with them, but maybe sometimes when he visits or when they give him an emergency call) that level of respect is the norm for every omoluabi.

Not bald. As much as I dislike body hairs, e no reach head abeg🤣

Belly fat. (Not pot belly) I love belly fat in a man, especially the type that gives him the wealthy boy vibe when he's in a native. I don't know but in Benin republic, I once saw this muscular, six pack guy that bullied people and he had an altercation with this gentle guy who looks ordinary, he even had a fatty belly. Against what people thought, it was the muscular guy that needed saving o, see blue black beating. Lol. It kind of left an impression on me.

Speech intelligence. Even if you no know book, just have good oratory skills and be eloquent. I would like to see my man on a podium speaking with great eloquence while I sit in the crowd or assembly just admiring him and looking at how other ladies are admiring him😊🥰🥰🥰 aiish

Phobia. Scared of snakes or rats or spiders or cocroaches lol even my cousin would tell me I will never find this trait in a Nigerian man. But I am not scared of those things. So I would really like a guy that has such fears, that way I would be able to do something for him and it would make me feel good🤦🙈 it's hard to explain honestly.🥲🥲


Ambitious. he dreams big, not jealous of success, just envying it and ambitious to reach the top too.

Laughs a lot. That would be golden!

He cries. Like, weep Take this from me. If you ever express your sadness in tears while in your girl's arm, it does something to her heart... she'd start clutching to you so hard. Don't be manly all the time. Sometimes, just let the feelings flow. Life is already hard for everyone, talkless a man.🥺 I feel u guys.

Straight legs No vex but I dislike wobbly legs... and many guys have come to have a sort of disfigured legs due to bad walking posture, trying to copy one silly trend or so, etc.

Gentle with kids and pets That would be another golden trait!

Extremely decent with words and actions when in public The way he eats, talks, interact, just everything. Especially in Nigeria where people judge you by your countenance and how you 'carry' yourself.

You know the sort of guys that gleefully talk about women's body parts in public? That's so uncouth and all ladies detest such.

Gold🌹🍷


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-95cqxPow4?si=RfwAJTJ6f6g1w_fg

Better go use AI create am now

You want all this but you're a solid 3/10

I mean look at where your hairline starts

WhiteIverson:
You want all this but you're a solid 3/10

I mean look at where your hairline starts

Bald man has spoken🥰 just know there is a woman for everyman. Don't take it to heart

kiddaz:
Better go use AI create am now

I will🫰😊

WhiteIverson:
You want all this but you're a solid 3/10

I mean look at where your hairline starts

I mean just look at where my hairline starts😊 let's do an hairline challenge sir😋

Goldrosewine:
Bald man has spoken🥰 just know there is a woman for everyman. Don't take it to heart

It's just an observation. From your posts I expected more from your looks but sadly I was disappointed.

Goldrosewine:
I mean just look at where my hairline starts😊 let's do an hairline challenge sir😋

I am more interested in those jugs. Please adjust the camera angle

WhiteIverson:
It's just an observation. From your posts I expected more from your looks but sadly I was disappointed.

I am sincerely sorry, blind people have a very difficult life🙏🙏

WhiteIverson:
I am more interested in those jugs. Please adjust the camera angle

Imagine they talk about your mom's jugs like this

WhiteIverson:
It's just an observation. From your posts I expected more from your looks but sadly I was disappointed.

Cap. Ur sisters, mom, wife/girlfriend fit no fine reach this babe. Her write up is very respectful too. If e sure you post them... just dey cap anyhow online

ChristCee:
Cap. Ur sisters, mom, wife/girlfriend fit no fine reach this babe. Her write up is very respectful too. If e sure you post them... just dey cap anyhow online

Okay sir

Don't you know the statement "beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder"?
Do you expect everyone to have the same beauty standards? I'm sure you meet up to her standards, so go and join the queue with fellow Nairaland men and apply

Love belly fat in a man, especially the one that gives him wealthy boy vibe when he's in a native wear?

With this, 👆🏽, do you mean you love a man with a fatty liver, who is very likely to be predisposed to chronic diseases like diabetes, hypertension cancer & the likes?

Okay, in the name of shedding light a little, belly fat and fatty liver goes hand in hand. That belly fat that you claim to love in a man, is a visceral fat that's deeply stored in the stomach, which surrounds vital internal organs such as liver, kidney, pancreas, et cetera.
And this said visceral or belly fat is dangerous, because it is active metabolically, and due to this, it interferes with the normal functioning of the organ/organs it's wrapped or embedded in.
The presence of visceral or belly fat causes inflammation and hormonal imbalance in the cells of the organs they are wrapped in, which predisposes such person with the belly or visceral fat to hypertension, diabetes, cancer, et cetera.

Is it that you're oblivious of the above or you do know buhh still fancy men with belly fat despite it's unhealthy consequences?

Look at this small child. See the list wey she write down.


meobizy, come and check whether you allign with am.🥱🥱

Goldrosewine:
I mean just look at where my hairline starts😊 let's do an hairline challenge sir😋

Hello, how you doing today?

I no dey read wetin boy write.

RealityKings1:
Hello, how you doing today?

I am doing really good sir🙂

ChristCee:
Cap. Ur sisters, mom, wife/girlfriend fit no fine reach this babe. Her write up is very respectful too. If e sure you post them... just dey cap anyhow online

She won't let you hit bro

emoboy4u:
She won't let you hit bro

Hehehehe

emoboy4u:
She won't let you hit bro

I am not a dog and I am not asking random poeple I meet online out.
the fact that you are thinking like this tells me all I need to know about you. Is this how they brought you up?

MightyThunder:
Love belly fat in a man, especially the one that gives him wealthy boy vibe when he's in a native wear?

With this, 👆🏽, do you mean you love a man with a fatty liver, who is very likely to be predisposed to chronic diseases like diabetes, hypertension cancer & the likes?

Okay, in the name of shedding light a little, belly fat and fatty liver goes hand in hand. That belly fat that you claim to love in a man, is a visceral fat that's deeply stored in the stomach, which surrounds vital internal organs such as liver, kidney, pancreas, et cetera.
And this said visceral or belly fat is dangerous, because it is active metabolically, and due to this, it interferes with the normal functioning of the organ/organs it's wrapped or embedded in.
The presence of visceral or belly fat causes inflammation and hormonal imbalance in the cells of the organs they are wrapped in, which predisposes such person with the belly or visceral fat to hypertension, diabetes, cancer, et cetera.

Is it that you're oblivious of the above or you do know buhh still fancy men with belly fat despite it's unhealthy consequences?

Thank you for your contribution sir

LIVINGICONREBOR:
Look at this small child. See the list wey she write down.


meobizy, come and check whether you allign with am.🥱🥱

You should check too, I believe you are a good man, any good man should align with at least four from that list. Don't you agree?

sha no vex for me, na small pikin dey do me

meobizy:
I no dey read wetin boy write.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg6JbKaBN-E

Not everyone in this nation is fake ma' guy

https://youtube.com/shorts/0-95cqxPow4?si=ENQxueL9GQLuUzb8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-95cqxPow4?si=RfwAJTJ6f6g1w_fg

emoboy4u:
She won't let you hit bro

You've not seen him. I bet your wife would do a Chike on you just to have him. You'd be amazed I'm the one in his DM

ChristCee:
I am not a dog and I am not asking random poeple I meet online out.
the fact that you are thinking like this tells me all I need to know about you. Is this how they brought you up?

I guess you know too much about me already. Who knows, you might get a chance

Goldrosewine:
Thank you for your contribution sir

How would you know if the belly fat on your fancied man is moderate or has crossed the moderate range, since your assessment would be done mainly by your eyes alone?

Besides, it's belly fat, which means - it would protrude or shoot out to an extent, for it to fit your fancied man in his native wear. The protrusion or shooting out, tilts your sought belly fat, to an unhealthy range.

And just so you know, optical assessment alone isn't sufficient to draw conclusions, and could be deceiving.

Well, thanks for your contributions too.

Goldrosewine:
This does not imply sexual interests, abeg o just bored today on this holiday and I have decided to rant here, since I saw a similar post recently about a guy saying confidence is what a lady cannot resist in a man. I won't appreciate any unsolicited messages🙏

Dentition: Gap teeth (you know what I mean, especially a small one right between the central incisors) or just between the lateral incisor and canine)

Thick wrist (not fats deposit, just wrists with a wide circumference)

Minimal or no bodily hairs. Yeah a lot will hate me for this, just my opinion which may change or not. But those beards, chest or armpit hairs? Taah!

Height. However you must not be too tall. I am 5:9 so anything from 5:6 to 5:11 is perfect.

Modesty and awesomeness (not extreme masculinity) I am not a feminist abeg. I like guys that are gentle, pull the chair for you at the restaurant, hold an umbrella for you, hold the door open for you, just being a gentleman. Absolute modesty and simple too. Not a show off dude haha!

Healthy lifestyle. There is nothing I dislike more than a guy who smokes or drinks or do both. I don't just dislike them, I h-word them. Take your good health seriously guys, go for rehab if you need to.

Small inner circle. Guys with few or no friends. The introvert who enjoys his own company.

Respectful. The guy that still prostrate to greet his dad at 30 years, still run errands for his mom at 35 (not necessarily because he is living with them, but maybe sometimes when he visits or when they give him an emergency call) that level of respect is the norm for every omoluabi.

Not bald. As much as I dislike body hairs, e no reach head abeg🤣

Belly fat. (Not pot belly) I love belly fat in a man, especially the type that gives him the wealthy boy vibe when he's in a native. I don't know but in Benin republic, I once saw this muscular, six pack guy that bullied people and he had an altercation with this gentle guy who looks ordinary, he even had a fatty belly. Against what people thought, it was the muscular guy that needed saving o, see blue black beating. Lol. It kind of left an impression on me.

Speech intelligence. Even if you no know book, just have good oratory skills and be eloquent. I would like to see my man on a podium speaking with great eloquence while I sit in the crowd or assembly just admiring him and looking at how other ladies are admiring him😊🥰🥰🥰 aiish

Phobia. Scared of snakes or rats or spiders or cocroaches lol even my cousin would tell me I will never find this trait in a Nigerian man. But I am not scared of those things. So I would really like a guy that has such fears, that way I would be able to do something for him and it would make me feel good🤦🙈 it's hard to explain honestly.🥲🥲


Ambitious. he dreams big, not jealous of success, just envying it and ambitious to reach the top too.

Laughs a lot. That would be golden!

He cries. Like, weep Take this from me. If you ever express your sadness in tears while in your girl's arm, it does something to her heart... she'd start clutching to you so hard. Don't be manly all the time. Sometimes, just let the feelings flow. Life is already hard for everyone, talkless a man.🥺 I feel u guys.

Straight legs No vex but I dislike wobbly legs... and many guys have come to have a sort of disfigured legs due to bad walking posture, trying to copy one silly trend or so, etc.

Gentle with kids and pets That would be another golden trait!

Extremely decent with words and actions when in public The way he eats, talks, interact, just everything. Especially in Nigeria where people judge you by your countenance and how you 'carry' yourself.

You know the sort of guys that gleefully talk about women's body parts in public? That's so uncouth and all ladies detest such.

Gold🌹🍷

You like dark skinned dudes?

ChristCee:
Imagine they talk about your mom's jugs like this

this one cries more than the bereaved.

ChristCee:
Imagine they talk about your mom's jugs like this

yo go Sabi do eye service. The way I dey see you

Well, what do you know?? Sometimes you can actually stumble on intelligent and we'll written write ups from women on NL. It's nice!!!

Anyway, I think am a solid 6.5-7/10. It's almost like the OP was talking about me

Tenrack:
You like dark skinned dudes?

I am indifferent about complexion, I have no preference.