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Kalulu44:
You no fit see am there cus dem no fit pay

You accept coins or “IOU” cheque?

Dzzzz:
You accept coins or “IOU” cheque?

Not worthy lolz

Wotowotoman:
2k to nack princess? To drop better konk for ya bald head dey hungry me I swear

Including you, wetin dey worry una sef.
Coke of #500 now, I buy am #50 then.
2k in 2008 is equivalent of 50k now.
As at 2008, I dey carry passenger from Iyana Iba to CMS #200. Now if you no hold 2k you no go reach CMS. Shey you dey see the difference.
The short time wey I pay for me and her na #500. You fit see short time for better hotel and club for 5k now sef.
You better dey talk wetin you know you hear..
Anytime you read my stories, dey always know say most of them na 15-20-25yrs back.
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You fit even compare 5k of Buhari tenure to Tinubu own now.
And lastly that girl princess no collect that money bcus she dey really hustle. She told me explicitly that she want to explore life with the little freedom she had then.

Houseofglam7:
I’ll commend you for having a very creative imagination.

Thank you for your commendation, but hey this is 100% true life story. I don't expect you to believe it, thanks again

Kalulu44:
Na una problem be this, una no dey calm down read. In 2008, how much you think say 2k go worth now?
2008, from Iyana Iba to CMS #150-#200.
Now na 2k. Do the maths yourself.

You’re correct, because back in 2008 when I was staying in Amuwo Odofin around Mile 2, I used to pay about ₦80 to get to Ojo Barracks daily..... Time has changed alot

Your story is possible. In fact it's easy to believe, doesn't require much of a stretch of imagination.

You might also be lying, but I've seen enough "impossible" things like this happen.

Kalulu44:
Hey hey hey!
Was I expecting any of you to believe me, nope. But this is my story and it happened just the way I wrote it.
But if you think it's a Nollywood or Bollywood scripted story, then that means I am good in script writing.
If you guys don't know, things happen.
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Let me tell you another surprising story.
There's a guy working as a bus conductor at the park I used to work as a driver back then.
This guy has no house, lives with his Oga at his place and sometimes sleep inside their bus.
We were all surprise one day, when two expensive cars drove into our park and told us they were looking for so so and so person.
The name they called for us wasn't known. Apparently the guy changed his name.
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It was when they showed us his picture that we recognize him immediately.
By then he and his Oga has loaded and gone.
They were told to wait till they comes back from their trip.
Before then, the mother who looks exactly like him started telling us how he ran away from home without anybody chasing him away.
That it's been long they have been looking for him, until someone told them they have seen him as a bus conductor. The mother told is she wept when she heard it.
Ever since then, they have been going from park to park looking for him.
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When they eventually return and the boy saw his mother, he wanted to run away but was held back. What is chasing him, nobody can say.
His mother called him, Chibuzor what have we done to you that you're running away from us.
After every every, he was taking home and the mother dropped some huge amount of money for we drivers to buy drinks.
The next time I saw Chibuzor on the road, he was driving his own car. I didn't even see him.
He was the one that called out and wave at me smiling.
So make una forget things dey happen.

I tell una something wey happen to me and una dey say na lie. Alright no problem, it's not your lie but mine, let's leave it like that

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GodHimself:
Your story is possible. In fact it's easy to believe, doesn't require much of a stretch of imagination.

You might also be lying, but I've seen enough "impossible" things like this happen.

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I don't need to lie to get audience. I have more than enough true story to get my audience and this is one of them.
In all my stories, I have never deviated from my driving and transportation business, and that's when most happened

Ochuko1:
You’re correct, because back in 2008 when I was staying in Amuwo Odofin around Mile 2, I used to pay about ₦80 to get to Ojo Barracks daily..... Time has changed alot

Thank you, now if you know hold #500 upward you no go see motor from mile2 to ojo barracks o

Livingiconrebor, guobe, make una tie una cousin rope before he run enter market.

Kalulu44:
It was the year 2008, just celebrated my 28th birthday and newly acquired apartment to become an independent man. No more living and staying with my parents and siblings.
This freedom and independent started making explore things. It was the year I took my first alcohol and also started clubbing. Though the clubbing of a thing didn't last more than 3yrs before I started detesting it and finally stopped.
One thing I am happy with myself for is, all those years of sowing my wild oats, I never indulged in smoking and taking of hard drugs. Till date I don't know what's smoking or taking of hard drugs is like.
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So to the main gist. In 2009 at one club along Alaba Int'l road beside Awori College Ojo, Lagos State. The name of the club is Heavens 2, they have Heavens 1 at mainland around Oyingbo area.
I went as usual to catch fun on a Sunday night after a hard days work driving thru out Lagos. Lagos drivers, we dey see money nah. So the one to spend for club no hard.
While dancing and drinking my can of beer, I saw this beautiful dark skin average height girl hit the dance floor.
She was wearing a black silk see thru armless gown that revealed her inner wears of only white bra and equally white panties. And then a red wrist bead on her left hand.
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I quickly cornered her before other vultures like myself 😀😀😀😀 will do.
Stood in her front and started making some dancing steps towards her. She didn't resist and reciprocated.
Mehn! Before we know it, we don gum body each other. This babe was giving me all the sexy dance steps you can think of, including rubbing her bum bum that is round and firm against my crotch.
Meanwhile other guys have been given her signals to come to where they're. For where, I hold on to her very well.
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After about 30min sweating it out, I told her let's get a drink and she obliged and we went to the bar where she took Smirnoff ice and I collected another can of beer.
We went and sat at secluded place inside the club and start talking.
We talked and gist, and she told me she came all the way from Port Harcourt for a week visit to Lagos with her family.
That while in Port Harcourt, she's been caged. That's why she decided to come have some fun at the club.
I asked for her name and number, she declined and said I should just enjoy the time I have with her.
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Hmmm.... Inside me, I was like this one dey whine me ni. Abi bcus you be runs girl.
I didn't asked further, we just had our drinks and hit the dance floor again.
This time around, her sexy dance and manuevering all over my body started doing me serious strong thing.
I didn't know when I whisper in her ears, "why don't we have a quickie?"
To my surprise, she replied with "do they have rooms here" I nodded and she said ok let us go then.
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Omoh, just like that. I took her upstairs. Paid #500 for short time and we went inside.
While inside, she asked me how much will I give her. Ah ah! I thought you said you came to Lagos to just catch fun I said.
And so, so I should just give you my body for free she said.
I said ok ok, how much does she want?
And she said any good reasonable amount that comes from my mind.
Ah! This girl wan put me on the spot, I said to myself.
Then within me I was battling between giving her 1k or 2k.
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Finally I deep hand in my pocket and gave her 2k. And then said hope this amount is reasonable. She collected it, smile and nodded and said it's ok I tried.
Then we got down to business, me no dey kukuma forget my Gold Circle back then when going to club, cus possibilities of something going down is always there.
Mehn! This babe gave me an unforgettable s*x. It was like her life depends on it.
She reminds me again that she has been so much caged not to have this kind of fun often.
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I tried to know how she mean by caged, she just wave me aside to forget. The last word I rmbr from her was: just enjoy me the way you can cus this maybe the last time we'll ever see or meet again.
And true to her word, it was.
After over an hour exploring our bodies.
We freshen up and went back inside the club.
Me I have cum and relief myself, wetin I still wan dey do inside club😀😀😀.
So I told her it's time for me to go, and then persuaded her again to have her number which she still refused.
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I left her to continue her fun.
The next day Monday, I hit the road for daily bread.
I have gone two trips from Okoko to CMS.
On my 3rd trip around 1pm in the afternoon at Agboju going towards Mile 2. There was heavy traffic. A trailer fell First gate close to Maza-maza making vehicles moved slowly.
While inside the traffic, by my right a little further I saw an SUV with the plate number HRM which means His Royal Majesty King of so so and so place in Port Harcourt (name witheld for some reason).
I just read it and continue my slow movement.
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The lane I was, then move a little faster which made me stay side by side with the Royal SUV. I looked at the SUV, there was a driver and a matured female with beads all over her neck and she holding something that looks like what all this Lolo we saw in Nollywood movies hold. I said in my mind, that must be the wife of the king, the queen.
Then when I looked at the back seat, they were two girls and a boy sitting there all wearing their royal emblems and what not.
Meaning those are the prince and princesses.
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Then a sight caught my attention and then look closer to her again. Lol and behold, one of the two girls was the girl I met at the club last night that we had fun and sexcapades together. I almost wanted to call out for her.
But 1. I don't know her name which she never gave me. 2. Their glass were rolled up, how could she even hear me. Then lastly, I thought to myself. Isn't it even foolish and childish of me to try to get her attention.
Not long, their lane and ours moved but theirs moved furtheress than ours.
And before we could say jack Robinson, we are out of the traffic.
I guess they were traveling back to Port Harcourt. I began thinking to myself, why would a bonafide princess come to the club and sell her body, cus I'm very sure after I left, other guys would have take their turns too.
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Was she really caged according to her and decided to use the opportunity she have to explore things or it's in her blood. I just can't crack my mind as to her situation, so guys what do you think?

Kalulu44:
Thank you, now if you know hold #500 upward you no go see motor from mile2 to ojo barracks o

😂😂 True talk.... ₦80 then felt expensive, but now ₦500 no even guarantee comfortable ride again.

kpankpangolo:
Livingiconrebor, guobe, make una tie una cousin rope before he run enter market.

Tie yourself first

Bro old as Bleep

kpankpangolo:
Livingiconrebor, guobe, make una tie una cousin rope before he run enter market.

meobizy, abeg leave kalulu44. I dey compile all him stories for pdf format for onward delivery to nollywood.

Dzzzz:
Please what’s the name of this movie?

Caged Princess

Filipy:
Caged Princess

Bruce Lee Dey the movie..

Oga 2k?
If na your sister be princess you hear say she give opueh 2k even in 2008 how you go feel?

Kalulu44:
Na una problem be this, una no dey calm down read. In 2008, how much you think say 2k go worth now?
2008, from Iyana Iba to CMS #150-#200.
Now na 2k. Do the maths yourself.

Countersam:
Oga 2k?
If na your sister be princess you hear say she give opueh 2k even in 2008 how you go feel?

My friend gerarahere, dem don born you for 2008. Wetin you know. No o, I for give her $2k nah. Like say she even tell me say she be Princess in the first place.
Somebody wey disguise herself.

Makes sense. Repeated collision with reality is baked into those businesses.

Kalulu44:
I don't need to lie to get audience. I have more than enough true story to get my audience and this is one of them.
In all my stories, I have never deviated from my driving and transportation business, and that's when most happened

GodHimself:
Makes sense. Repeated collision with reality is baked into those businesses.

Thanks man

Kalulu44:
Is it your lie, oh Yarimo na you sef.
God knows I have never fodge any story here.
Believe it or not, na your toro

know that club heaven 2 the club doesn't exist again ojo alaba international agin

Vic11p:
know that club heaven 2 the club doesn't exist again ojo alaba international agin

Yeah, it was beside Awori College gate which also has fence separating it from Ojo local govt.
Igbo guys bought over the place and turned it to shopping mall. Though the downstairs were already shops

NinjaMetahuman:
What a nice skit.

A nice skit that I didn't get #1 from nor intend getting

AcadaWriter0:
Here's the gist, everyone. It's all about the story. A little bit of fun, a little bit of sparkle. a few simple, elegant sentences, really. Nothing to fuss over, just pure, simple pleasure.

I like your narrative, but honestly I'm not expecting you or anybody out there to believe it. It's my story and it happened exactly as I said it.
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I'm not looking for any gain or money for sharing the story. I just said exactly what happened to me, believe it or not I don't care

Nigerianxpress:
Bro old as Bleep

O si gini?