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Nobody Can Please A Woman – Rev Funke Adejumo Tells Married Men by ogododo(op): 11:41am On Jul 05

Nigerian preacher and marriage counsellor, Reverend Funke Felix-Adejumo has advised married men not to wear themselves out in an attempt to satisfy their wives, saying no man can completely please a woman.

Speaking during a sermon, the cleric urged husbands to remain responsible in their homes but cautioned against sacrificing their health or lives in the process.

“Listen to me very, very carefully. Do everything, but don’t kill yourself. Married men, hear me, I’m a woman speaking to you now. There is nobody that can please a woman,” she said.

Explaining her remarks, Felix-Adejumo said women naturally desire improvements, citing beauty enhancements as an example.

“The Almighty God gave us nails, we will cut the nails and attach another one. God gave us eyebrows, we will shave it off and put another one. God gave us hair, we will remove it. The Almighty God cannot please us, who are you that you want to please us?” she added.

She encouraged men to focus on doing their best rather than placing excessive pressure on themselves.

“Don’t die! Do your best,” she said.

Turning to women, the bishop urged wives to pursue financial independence instead of depending entirely on their husbands for money.

“Don’t let the money you will have be only sexually transmitted money. You, have your money. So that whatever your husband gives you, it will be an addition. Esther chapter 2, they gave her her own. Where is your own now? Who says you too cannot surprise your husband with a Prado?”

Drawing from her personal experience, Felix-Adejumo said, “When my husband turned 60, I gave him 61 gifts.”

She concluded by encouraging women to develop their own sources of income, saying, “Your life should not be dependent on ‘until daddy comes’. We have left that level.”

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2026/07/nobody-can-please-a-woman-rev-funke-adejumo-tells-married-men/

Every married man on this app needs to watch this video. If you are married, please, watch.

“You can do everything for a woman but don’t kill yourself o. There is nobody that can please a woman. Even God can’t”.

- Pastor Adejumo pic.twitter.com/XF1EKOK1f6
— DGov (@omoluabi1sq) July 5, 2026

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Re: Nobody Can Please A Woman – Rev Funke Adejumo Tells Married Men by Bahamas95(m): 11:49am On Jul 05

Everybody wey sabi speak English don turn themselves to motivational speakers.

It's not just women, you can't please humans....That's why I don't live my life to please or impress any mortal.

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Re: Nobody Can Please A Woman – Rev Funke Adejumo Tells Married Men by Sonnobax15(m): 11:58am On Jul 05

Not just women only.

Humans generally are insatiable angry

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Re: Nobody Can Please A Woman – Rev Funke Adejumo Tells Married Men by AndroBlaze: 12:30pm On Jul 05

ogododo:
“The Almighty God gave us nails, we will cut the nails and attach another one. God gave us eyebrows, we will shave it off and put another one. God gave us hair, we will remove it. The Almighty God cannot please us, who are you that you want to please us?” she added.

Every married man on this app needs to watch this video. If you are married, please, watch.

“You can do everything for a woman but don’t kill yourself o. There is nobody that can please a woman. Even God can’t”.

- Pastor Adejumo pic.twitter.com/XF1EKOK1f6
— DGov (@omoluabi1sq) July 5, 2026

No truer words were ever spoken.

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Re: Nobody Can Please A Woman – Rev Funke Adejumo Tells Married Men by Suicideboy: 3:25pm On Jul 05

Her own must be rusty and dusty, na them . avoid them. If you do nag the one ,she be coming to your house everyday like all those house helps going to see their bf.

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Re: Nobody Can Please A Woman – Rev Funke Adejumo Tells Married Men by Muyiwaipere(m): 4:35pm On Jul 05

I have to stop drinking Jekomo and anafralin to satisfy my woman

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Re: Nobody Can Please A Woman – Rev Funke Adejumo Tells Married Men by jubrilELsudan: 4:35pm On Jul 05

OBVIOUSLY HER HUSBAND NO DEY DOBO HER WELL

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Re: Nobody Can Please A Woman – Rev Funke Adejumo Tells Married Men by Amotolongbo(f): 4:35pm On Jul 05

Suicideboy:
Her own must be rusty and dusty, na them . avoid them. If you do nag the one ,she be coming to your house everyday like all those house helps going to see their bf.

can someone explain what this poster is trying to say?

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Re: Nobody Can Please A Woman – Rev Funke Adejumo Tells Married Men by Eba50: 4:35pm On Jul 05

coming from the gender concerned. who am i, a man, to dispute it, considering all i have seen personally. change buttocks, breast, kpekus configuration and aroma both internal and external, the latest gadgets in the world, private jet chattered, latest clothes, mansion, bone hair yet, they aren't satisfied. na to use elon musk space x send them to space

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Re: Nobody Can Please A Woman – Rev Funke Adejumo Tells Married Men by israelmao(m): 4:36pm On Jul 05

Her perfect illustrations drove home her point.

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Re: Nobody Can Please A Woman – Rev Funke Adejumo Tells Married Men by Love800(m): 4:39pm On Jul 05

Please urself and let her please herself.
Going about making her happy will hurt you.

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Re: Nobody Can Please A Woman – Rev Funke Adejumo Tells Married Men by DeltaBachelor(m): 4:40pm On Jul 05

Very apt ! Do your best and leave the rest !

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Re: Nobody Can Please A Woman – Rev Funke Adejumo Tells Married Men by Omoawoke(m): 4:41pm On Jul 05

My friend Wasiu disagreed, he said he can please a woman..
He said it’s possible and he would be the first man in history to understand and please a woman..

My friend wasiu tried his best, he did everything, gave everything and everything

My friend wasiu has given all to his woman, then one day, after a small argument.. the woman asked the ultimate question “What have you done for me?”

Na so Wasiu take craze enter psychiatric ward…

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Re: Nobody Can Please A Woman – Rev Funke Adejumo Tells Married Men by Riversides2003(m): 4:43pm On Jul 05

Abeg increase the volume. You can never please them

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Re: Nobody Can Please A Woman – Rev Funke Adejumo Tells Married Men by BizLeader: 4:43pm On Jul 05

Unfortunately, all she said is mere motivation rather than true biblical content.

Na motivational speakers go finish this generation.

Walahi.

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Re: Nobody Can Please A Woman – Rev Funke Adejumo Tells Married Men by Riversides2003(m): 4:44pm On Jul 05

True talk madam. I have seen a doctors wife at home getting over $6k from her husband for taking care of the children and na one delivery driver Dey knack the woman for side.

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Re: Nobody Can Please A Woman – Rev Funke Adejumo Tells Married Men by SAMBARRY: 4:45pm On Jul 05

This 1 don seee say her male customers dey reduce from her Buisness centre she come dey say wetin them like to hear grin

so them go come back

Mo like aunty yi baje. Omo ibadan ponbele ni. She see say some men wey guide don dey go,she come dey use style lure them back grin

I no blame you jare.oro aje yinoni. Bills must be paid,we are in a capitalist world so everything legitimate to make money is not bad including sweet talking your customers grin

Ara fuel fun motor re,ara wig, ara bata, asanwo makeup artist, asanwo awon workers re,asanwo nepa ,omi ati school fees omo re so I don't blame her grin

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Re: Nobody Can Please A Woman – Rev Funke Adejumo Tells Married Men by Karlman: 4:47pm On Jul 05

Say it as it is bro!
Nothing ever satisfy them!
Just do where your power reach and don't ever expect them to be grateful

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Re: Nobody Can Please A Woman – Rev Funke Adejumo Tells Married Men by LabStores: 4:51pm On Jul 05

No be lie
Nobody can please anyone?

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Re: Nobody Can Please A Woman – Rev Funke Adejumo Tells Married Men by tfelicityk(m): 4:58pm On Jul 05

Every creatures are entitled to their own opinions and facts.

She only limited our sermons or preaching on doing your best, remain contended and don't displeased yourself in making others happier than yourself.

Truly, some human are toxic in Nature, some adopted such attitude/character from bad influence or via manipulation. Some human are blessed with contentment and deep understanding.

We should be contended with whatever God bestowed upon us.

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Re: Nobody Can Please A Woman – Rev Funke Adejumo Tells Married Men by Goo0dHardDick: 4:59pm On Jul 05

Every sensible person knows this already.

Even women knows this too

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Re: Nobody Can Please A Woman – Rev Funke Adejumo Tells Married Men by femi4: 5:02pm On Jul 05

Honestly, that's just the fact

Your one error can erase your 99 good in their memory

A woman can forget a man that bought a car for her to go for a mechanic that help her fix the car

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