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“I Cleaned Poop With My Bare Hands” – Man's Embarrassing date with talking stage by EmmyMaestro(op): 11:03am On Jul 26

“I had to clean poop from the Uber with my bare hands” – Man recounts embarrassing ordeal after date with talking stage

A Nigerian man has gone viral after recounting an embarrassing experience from a date with a lady he described as his “talking stage,” revealing how the outing ended in an unexpected and messy incident inside an Uber in Port Harcourt.

In a video shared on TikTok by @betoofgoodlife, he explained that the date was going smoothly until the lady suddenly complained of stomach discomfort after they had food, cocktails and several shots of tequila at a restaurant.

According to him, he immediately inspected the restaurant’s restroom and assured her it was clean enough to use. However, she declined, insisting that she never uses public toilets.

“She started complaining that her tummy was disturbing her, so I went to check the restroom for her. It was very neat. I came back and told her she could use it, but she said she doesn’t like public toilets. I respected her decision and suggested we book an Uber so she could get home faster,” he recalled.

The man said they eventually left in an Uber, but just minutes before arriving at the lady’s destination, she allegedly defecated inside the vehicle, leaving both him and the driver stunned.

He claimed the driver immediately pulled over and refused to continue the trip until the mess had been cleaned.

“They gave me tissue, and I used my hand to clean the mess inside the car while the girl was cleaning herself. To the Uber driver, that girl is not my girlfriend. She’s just my talking stage. She’s not my madam yet. I was just being a gentleman,” he added.

He noted that after noticing bystanders had recorded the incident, he decided to share his side of the story before the videos made their way online.

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7665739096366517524?_r=1&_t=ZS-98MQFs52cLd

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7666070104425106708?_r=1&_t=ZS-98MQEau5rOP

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Re: “I Cleaned Poop With My Bare Hands” – Man's Embarrassing date with talking stage by Sonnobax15(m): 11:06am On Jul 26*

Damn.

Una don dey pack shiit for talking stage? angry

Some Nigerian bannies self, why'd you chop beans before going on a date? angry

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Re: “I Cleaned Poop With My Bare Hands” – Man's Embarrassing date with talking stage by galantjoe(m): 11:37am On Jul 26

Mistake men made in love affairs, What stopped the man to insist on her to use restaurant toilet.

It serves him good

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Re: “I Cleaned Poop With My Bare Hands” – Man's Embarrassing date with talking stage by Orinechi: 12:32pm On Jul 26

Simping is a disease. Imagine a full-fledged man cleaning a woman, who is not even his girlfriend's poop with his two hands. This one's mother still calls him my son.

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Re: “I Cleaned Poop With My Bare Hands” – Man's Embarrassing date with talking stage by AndroBlaze: 1:41pm On Jul 26

I am almost certain that a woman as stubborn as that would never have done the same for him, especially if she notices that people are filming

The guy try and hopefully he will find someone who is worth it.

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Re: “I Cleaned Poop With My Bare Hands” – Man's Embarrassing date with talking stage by zed7: 1:47pm On Jul 26

Normal social media lies. Even if this is true, the man is the definition of a goat for bringing this online. People like this wouldn't even clean up their aged, handicapped parent, they'll hire a nanny.

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Re: “I Cleaned Poop With My Bare Hands” – Man's Embarrassing date with talking stage by Kevineleven(m): 2:42pm On Jul 26

A very good man, I hope that lady deserves him, it is not right to judge people over the Internet.

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Re: “I Cleaned Poop With My Bare Hands” – Man's Embarrassing date with talking stage by Goo0dHardDick: 2:43pm On Jul 26

The Simp of a man is a big phooo.

If reverse was the case, the girl would have insulted the hell out of him, called her friends, published it on all social media platforms on how a man poo on himself while on a date with her.

Guys like this man are the ones capable of training another man's child and raise another man's grandchildren. A phoo who thinks he is being nice and caring. Women hate nice and caring guys, this is women's psychology 101. SIMPS will eat dust of the earth

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Re: “I Cleaned Poop With My Bare Hands” – Man's Embarrassing date with talking stage by Goo0dHardDick: 2:43pm On Jul 26

Orinechi:
Simping is a disease. Imagine a full-fledged man cleaning a woman, who is not even his girlfriend's poop with his two hands. This one's mother still calls him my son.

I can imagine the pains his ancestors must have been feeling right now in their graves

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Re: “I Cleaned Poop With My Bare Hands” – Man's Embarrassing date with talking stage by Zonefree(m): 2:57pm On Jul 26

he explained that the date was going smoothly until the lady suddenly complained of stomach discomfort after they had food, cocktails and several shots of tequila at a restaurant.

I am sure she ordered food wey she never chop for her life before, instead make she order her normal jollof rice and turkey.

Longer throat no good.

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Re: “I Cleaned Poop With My Bare Hands” – Man's Embarrassing date with talking stage by brain54(m): 3:09pm On Jul 26

:::

Pretender.

After talking stage when he gets what he wants he would never do such again.

Now e go dey form good boy upadan.

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Re: “I Cleaned Poop With My Bare Hands” – Man's Embarrassing date with talking stage by Musty112: 4:09pm On Jul 26

This is most likely not a true situation. "Hell hath no fury like a runny stomach waiting to be discharged". Them no born you well to say "I no dy use public toilet"

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Re: “I Cleaned Poop With My Bare Hands” – Man's Embarrassing date with talking stage by AndroBlaze: 4:19pm On Jul 26

Zonefree:
I am sure she ordered food wey she never chop for her life before, instead make she order her normal jollof rice and turkey.

Longer throat no good.

Lol, very very likely.

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Re: “I Cleaned Poop With My Bare Hands” – Man's Embarrassing date with talking stage by turawaa(m): 5:44pm On Jul 26

The uber driver is a gentleman.
Seriously nah to buy new car seat oo...
Make the mumu kuku complete.

Person wey no get visitor's toilet for house dey reject public toilet 😒.

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Re: “I Cleaned Poop With My Bare Hands” – Man's Embarrassing date with talking stage by Kindness218: 6:23pm On Jul 26

Your love with that girl will last forever. See love story

Re: “I Cleaned Poop With My Bare Hands” – Man's Embarrassing date with talking stage by eepeepook(f): 6:23pm On Jul 26*

Since when did talking stage become a thing? Nigerians with their love for complicating simple concepts.

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Re: “I Cleaned Poop With My Bare Hands” – Man's Embarrassing date with talking stage by gerrardomendes(m): 6:24pm On Jul 26

Una don dey park shit? Una sure say I go for meet up so?

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Re: “I Cleaned Poop With My Bare Hands” – Man's Embarrassing date with talking stage by Checkwell: 6:25pm On Jul 26

Why bring it online? And why is this news? This is so irrelevant. People carry badly injured people in their pool of blood, get them to the hospital, still clean their soiled car by themselves. Yet they don't make noise about it online.

Really, social media has made so many people less reasonable.

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Re: “I Cleaned Poop With My Bare Hands” – Man's Embarrassing date with talking stage by Kobojunkie: 6:25pm On Jul 26

EmmyMaestro:
...

Fortunately, the girl now knows this man is definitely not the "For better or worse" kind that she may be looking for. 😒😒

Re: “I Cleaned Poop With My Bare Hands” – Man's Embarrassing date with talking stage by Kobojunkie: 6:26pm On Jul 26

Checkwell:
Why bring it online? And why is this news?

Because many of these Nigerian boys out there are lacking mentally and emotionally. 😒😒

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Re: “I Cleaned Poop With My Bare Hands” – Man's Embarrassing date with talking stage by Mrchippychappy(m): 6:26pm On Jul 26

Frank Edoho "is your final answer things that never happened ?"

Me "Yes, final answer, things that never happened"

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Re: “I Cleaned Poop With My Bare Hands” – Man's Embarrassing date with talking stage by Kobojunkie: 6:26pm On Jul 26

Kindness218:
Your love with that girl will last forever. See love story

Nah! He came to publicize the story to gain brownie points... that is not love but a chronic marketer. 😒😒

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Re: “I Cleaned Poop With My Bare Hands” – Man's Embarrassing date with talking stage by Omoawoke(m): 6:28pm On Jul 26

So embarrassing

I feel so bad for the lady

I hope she can afford money to do plastic surgery and fake her death
Then move to a new country and start a new life

That’s if this story is true

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Re: “I Cleaned Poop With My Bare Hands” – Man's Embarrassing date with talking stage by MartinCorridon: 6:28pm On Jul 26

Nkechi don go eat akpu. Nyanma shocked

Re: “I Cleaned Poop With My Bare Hands” – Man's Embarrassing date with talking stage by muyico(m): 6:31pm On Jul 26

Not real
Seems like content
He wanna generate traffic

Re: “I Cleaned Poop With My Bare Hands” – Man's Embarrassing date with talking stage by Mirasteel: 6:38pm On Jul 26

I honestly don't believe this

Re: “I Cleaned Poop With My Bare Hands” – Man's Embarrassing date with talking stage by Mariangeles(mod): 6:40pm On Jul 26

Omoawoke:
So embarrassing

I feel so bad for the lady

I hope she can afford money to do plastic surgery and fake her death
Then move to a new country and start a new life

That’s if this story is true

L'ori kini?
Tori eyan su s'ara.

Re: “I Cleaned Poop With My Bare Hands” – Man's Embarrassing date with talking stage by AngelicBeing: 6:40pm On Jul 26

Sonnobax15:

Damn.

Una don dey pack shiit for talking stage?

Some Nigerian bannies self, why'd you chop beans before going on a date?

You have started again oooooo, don't use the word BANNY ooooooooo mucheche oooooo hahaha 😂

Re: “I Cleaned Poop With My Bare Hands” – Man's Embarrassing date with talking stage by AngelicBeing: 6:44pm On Jul 26

Mariangeles:
L'ori kini?
Tori eyan su s'ara.

Ta lo koi ni yoba.

She omo Yoruba nie shocked

Re: “I Cleaned Poop With My Bare Hands” – Man's Embarrassing date with talking stage by Oo0Oo0Oo0: 6:48pm On Jul 26

Even if he eventually fell out with the girl, he shouldn't bring it online. It's not a nice thing to do.

Re: “I Cleaned Poop With My Bare Hands” – Man's Embarrassing date with talking stage by Mariangeles(mod): 6:48pm On Jul 26

AngelicBeing:
Ta lo koi ni yoba.

She omo Yoruba nie

Mr Angelic, so you can type in Yoruba? cheesy

As for me, I should, because I grew up in southwest.

Another language I want to learn is Hausa.
I hear it's quite easy.

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Re: “I Cleaned Poop With My Bare Hands” – Man's Embarrassing date with talking stage by Collins4u1(m): 6:50pm On Jul 26

If I help her clean that shit make I bend.

I'll book another Uber and leave her there.

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