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These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by Great100000(op): 7:44pm On Sep 17

Those Dangote IPO Tweets From X Are So Hilarious grin

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Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by Great100000(op): 7:46pm On Sep 17

Those Dangote IPO Tweets From X Are So Hilarious.

More grin

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Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by Great100000(op): 7:49pm On Sep 17

Those Dangote IPO Tweets From X Are So Hilarious.

So funny 😂 😂

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Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by Bayoonanuga: 7:51pm On Sep 17

No be dangote be the highest stakeholders for dangote refinery now ooo

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Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by Namaster: 10:08am On Sep 18

OP, Post MORE.

These are HILARIOUS.

The one that bought #10K (20 units) shares and now says he's into Oil and Gas is the BEST.

grin

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Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by Yorubastardz: 8:40pm On Sep 21

Dangote IPO is like MMM wey wear Agbada

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Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by DropsMic(m): 8:42pm On Sep 21

The trend is already fading sha. The new price of fuel na him drag Nigerians back to reality.

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Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by fijiano202(m): 8:42pm On Sep 21

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Nigerians are different breeds

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Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by Kharol1234: 8:42pm On Sep 21

The mr chef own hungry go just kill before him shares mature.

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Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by Ybholy(m): 8:44pm On Sep 21

Bayoonanuga:
No be dangote be the highest stakeholders for dangote refinery now ooo

He owns 84%

This ipo is 3.3%

Other direct investors own 12%

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Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by Nteogwuija(m): 8:45pm On Sep 21

I find this trend repulsive.

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Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by soccerlite: 8:45pm On Sep 21

Is there an innocent nigerian that bought this thing

I shake head

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Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by BondRiv: 8:45pm On Sep 21

DropsMic:
The trend is already fading sha. The new price of fuel na him drag Nigerians back to reality.

They should continue playing.

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Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by SimpleDan3: 8:45pm On Sep 21

in our last meeting there was no refreshment we cant be having this kind of a meeting like we are small company i need to call dangote ASAP, to let him know that i am budgeting for one goat each for a member in our next board meeting. cool

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Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by payloader(m): 8:46pm On Sep 21

Even if na 5k shares you buy, you still.be co owner o🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by marshalcarter: 8:47pm On Sep 21

If dangote overcome this one....e no go ever try am with nigerians again grin

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Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by Beeron: 8:48pm On Sep 21

Bayoonanuga:
No be dangote be the highest stakeholders for dangote refinery now ooo

Dangote retains about 85% ownership stake of the company, 5% to private placements moneybags like Otedola and 20% to co-owners like you all over social media sir.

The stock has low free float, infact all Dangote companies stocks has low free float because he always retain atleast 80% owner, if he isn't strategic about it, another billionaire will buy him out of his own company just like Elumelu secretly bought Otedola out of Transcorp and the same way, Otedola secretly bought Otudeko out of Firstbank.

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