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Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by v3: 5:32pm On Aug 18, 2009
This is a response to a thread i saw about Ladies picking them fave NL dudes

So guys, please be generous in your selection and as there's NO room for more then 2 ladies/women to each guy!!! angry

La Selecao beginz!!!
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by Ben13: 5:35pm On Aug 18, 2009
where is ya list? copy cat!
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by nich(m): 5:44pm On Aug 18, 2009
emmm, venom how am i supposed to select two (2) iyawos from the group of masked peeps? there are numerous pseudo-females here. trust me i know what i'm talking about.

solution: make the list, we'd select & probably add some more.
smiley
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by bydot1(m): 6:11pm On Aug 18, 2009
venom, oya do some amendment sharp sharp
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by D1KeleVra(m): 11:02pm On Aug 18, 2009
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by Baxilexi(m): 8:38am On Aug 19, 2009
I'll go with the shordy with dark coils, wearing a pink lipstick, with well rounded D cups, in the black negligee.
And also with the one that looks like a jessica alba look alike, . . . yeah i'm talkin to you at the back. . . Common girl dont shy away. . .
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by romsky: 8:41am On Aug 19, 2009
i'm not shy just surprised u noticed me tongue
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by v3: 9:37am On Aug 19, 2009
errm, sorry guys, there's gotta be SOME lady up in here thats got ur attention!!!

Ok here's my list. . .though some differ, but let's take our pick from these ladies

SWEETLIET
ABBEY-CITY
MOYOLA
PATWHIZKID
NIKE4LUV
CHIOGO
GENTLELADY
ABBYGAL

Pardon me if your "supposed" fave chic/lady ain't on that list, i can't obviously remember em all but please ADD her screen-name and state your reasons as to why you like her

Happy posting!!
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by sweetliet: 11:11am On Aug 19, 2009
y is romade name not on the list?
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by sweetliet: 11:24am On Aug 19, 2009
PROPER LIST

ROMADE (whether hin be male or female ( i dont know, find out urself)
ALIMOTO
SEXYLEAMON
LYSAA
V3NON4EVA (GAY)
NICH (GAY IN SOME WAY)
BLIESSIENG (BITCHY BUT MIGHT BE NICE)
TYTYLAYO
ABBEY-CITY
MOYOLA
PATMIZKID
NIKE4LUV (MUCH LOVE TO GO ROUND)
CHIOGO (CARRY GO D BREAST NA SUPPER)
GENTLELAD (who knows she might allow u to marry 4 others because of her gentlelity)
ABBYGAL (fat chick if u ask me and its good for fat guys)
SWEETLIET(GAY BUT SEXY)


ok guys make ur pick.
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by Baxilexi(m): 11:28am On Aug 19, 2009
Hmmm this is a hard choice. I'll call a friend. Lol
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by nich(m): 11:43am On Aug 19, 2009
sweetliet:

PROPER LIST

NICH (GAY IN SOME WAY)

ok guys make ur pick.

shocked   shocked   shocked  g a y ? who??  me??

hell freakin nooooooooooooooo! what am i gonna do with that? what?
with all dem luvly, sexy, beautiful females God almighty created chilling & roaming all around the world & NL. sweetliet, i like your joke, but i just couldnt laugh @ it. (if anyone feels offended by ma statements & insinuation, pele. that's ma declaration & reasoning)  cheesy  

[s]sweetliet, nice way to know who i am sha.[/s]  wink
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by sweetliet: 11:48am On Aug 19, 2009
@baxi
call ben10 for immediate advice.

@nich
nothing do u

i hope romi can also come out and tell us his sex, whether male or female
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by Nobody: 11:50am On Aug 19, 2009
why is my name not on the list?
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by romsky: 12:08pm On Aug 19, 2009
cus u suddenly disappeared

venom edit ur first post & put all d female names there
let me help u small

Abigail
Abbey
Alimotu
Ble
Benedicta
Gabry
Lolabbey
Lysaa
Moyola
Mukinatu
Rokiatu
Sexyleamon
Sweetliar
teissys
Tyty
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by Nobody: 12:33pm On Aug 19, 2009
but am back long ago
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by Baxilexi(m): 12:36pm On Aug 19, 2009
Me: Ben i've got only 60sec please can you tell me who is the hottest chic on NL.

ben: well rumour has it that sweetliet is the hottest thing God made after the sun.

me: how sure are you?

ben: very sure.

me: i'll go with sweetliet
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by romsky: 12:41pm On Aug 19, 2009
is dat ur final ansa?
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by Baxilexi(m): 1:03pm On Aug 19, 2009
Hmmm. I wanna use another life line. 50- 50
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by nich(m): 1:20pm On Aug 19, 2009
sweetliet, see as baxilexi dey gamble with him life & probably yours. nna, that is a sign. tongue
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by romsky: 1:36pm On Aug 19, 2009
she don go blind wiff lust
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by Ben13: 1:37pm On Aug 19, 2009
Sweetliet too want to dey claim transgendered . . .Rabbish! cheesy

Baxi, maybe that call was made in ya dreams cos I wouldn't mention dat name not to talk of those xteristics.
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by sweetliet: 2:06pm On Aug 19, 2009
rokiatu:

why is my name not on the list?

because u no give me ur application on time.

u can still send it to dis e-mail add: romidarling@yahoo.com
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by Nobody: 2:10pm On Aug 19, 2009
my name has already been added thanks
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by sweetliet: 2:15pm On Aug 19, 2009
@ben
mind urself ooooh b4 i remove all ur front tits.

@romi
love is blind but lust can see

@baxi
u can only pick me if u can do it from the back lol.

@nich
just come out plain if u are interested n stop using corner corner to toast me jare
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by bydot1(m): 2:20pm On Aug 19, 2009
Na waoo
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by Ben13: 2:22pm On Aug 19, 2009
na so we see am o. . . so who dey for ya mind to choose?
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by bydot1(m): 2:28pm On Aug 19, 2009
U should know na, my ever blasing, tantalizin, cute, pretty, chai she too much., kiss grin
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by Ben13: 2:31pm On Aug 19, 2009
Nansense cheesy
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by romsky: 2:31pm On Aug 19, 2009
b. baby fanx cuz i know say na me  kiss
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by Ben13: 2:34pm On Aug 19, 2009
kiss
Re: Nl Men, Please Pick Yer Fave Female Ladies (state Ur Reasons 2) by bydot1(m): 2:43pm On Aug 19, 2009
Omo e no easy, na so i fine reach? Tswee bad belles

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