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Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by free2ryhme: 9:49pm On Sep 21

Great100000:
Those Dangote IPO Tweets From X Are So Hilarious :

Una see this cruise wey una dey do,ehn, very soon e go clear 😂

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Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by femi4: 9:52pm On Sep 21

Dangote omo ogbon

Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by MichaelSokoto(m): 9:56pm On Sep 21

Gbadugbakun:
So because you use 5k buy shares, you don de claim tanker?

dey play fes!
cool

Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by SixSeven: 10:02pm On Sep 21

If only Nigerians could take their country's leadership this seriously.

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Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by GeneralOuki: 10:05pm On Sep 21

Ybholy:
He owns 84%

This ipo is 3.3%

Other direct investors own 12%

So na 3.3 % dey make all these noise grin

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Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by ChristianMuslim: 10:26pm On Sep 21

Last last all of Una go swear for Dangote...

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Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by AdegbemiroX: 10:56pm On Sep 21

GeneralOuki:
So na 3.3 % dey make all these noise

What do you mean?

We small for your eyes?

In fact, we'll instruct all the fuel stations to sell to you at #3k per litre. And any fuel stations that do not follow this last order would not see our tankers again.

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Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by Blunt99: 11:02pm On Sep 21

When things don't go their way about their investments,

They will start another round of Memes

Funny country 🤣

Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by Ankakh: 11:11pm On Sep 21

Nigerians and cruise, next levels.

Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by maivd: 11:22pm On Sep 21

Nteogwuija:
I find this trend repulsive.

Poor soul

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Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by Gbadugbakun(m): 11:31pm On Sep 21

MichaelSokoto:
dey play fes!

I sure say you follow de among people way use 5k buy con de claim tanker. grin

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Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by delpee(f): 12:29am On Sep 22

Nteogwuija:
I find this trend repulsive.

Lighten up, they're just having fun.
Many may be buying shares for the first time too. They'll understand better with time.

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Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by AlphaTaikun: 2:32am On Sep 22

Beeron:
Dangote retains about 85% ownership stake of the company, 5% to private placements moneybags like Otedola and 20% to co-owners like you all over social media sir.

The stock has low free float, infact all Dangote companies stocks has low free float because he always retain atleast 80% owner, if he isn't strategic about it, another billionaire will buy him out of his own company just like Elumelu secretly bought Otedola out of Transcorp and the same way, Otedola secretly bought Otudeko out of Firstbank.

Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by AlphaTaikun: 2:33am On Sep 22

Great100000:
Those Dangote IPO Tweets From X Are So Hilarious :

Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by airsaylongcome: 4:39am On Sep 22

Kobopro5:
Nigerians are creative

Na Dangote marketing team dey drive all of these o. Don’t dull it. Anyone in Social Media marketing will clearly see a coordinated social media campaign behind all of this. Nothing on Social media is organic. This so-called Dangote memes are paid for. They are orchestrated.

Even this post on Nairaland is part of the orchestration as interest is slowly fading out and sales petering to pittance after all the hullabaloo of last week when it launched.

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Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by Difrent: 5:04am On Sep 22

What do you do for a living ?

I co-own dangote refinery grin

Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by chudez0147(m): 5:43am On Sep 22

airsaylongcome:
Na Dangote marketing team dey drive all of these o. Don’t dull it. Anyone in Social Media marketing will clearly see a coordinated social media campaign behind all of this. Nothing on Social media is organic. This so-called Dangote memes are paid for. They are orchestrated.

Even this post on Nairaland is part of the orchestration as interest is slowly fading out and sales petering to pittance after all the hullabaloo of last week when it launched.

You are a very wise man

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Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by Panda7(m): 6:18am On Sep 22

As the prices of fuel dey go up so. Are we safe with this una new investment huh

Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by GeneralOuki: 7:06am On Sep 22

AdegbemiroX:
What do you mean?

We small for your eyes?

In fact, we'll instruct all the fuel stations to sell to you at #3k per litre. And any fuel stations that do not follow this last order would not see our tankers again.

See as small nyash dey shake🤣🤣

Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by JaskanFactor: 8:47am On Sep 22

come and see American wander Nigerians going gaga over oil company ipo in the age of AI.
what a scam, the company is effectively a government ministry.
let me geuse the next ipo the racists running nigeria will sell the nation is ajaocuta steel mill ipo, the one they been building since Awolowo was in power.

Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by mukthar2000(m): 9:01am On Sep 22

Even person that bought 10unite they form investor.

Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by airsaylongcome: 11:26am On Sep 22

chudez0147:
You are a very wise man

I’m surprised Nigerians don’t see it. And see it as “catching cruise”. Heavy orchestrated advertising campaign on going. I won’t be surprised if they switch it up and start showing social media influencers and so-called everyday people “trying to visit” the refinery in a second campaign blitz

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Re: These Dangote IPO Posts/Memes Are So Hilarious by Deffi(m): 5:11am On Sep 28

Great100000:
Those Dangote IPO Tweets From X Are So Hilarious :

I saw a video on the inclusion of Shariah in the Dangote public offer document! huh

People are not looking at that!!!

Aliko is needing our trillions of naira to add to more cash to be borrowed in USD to begin his massive investment in is Kenya/Tanzania refinery. It's all good, but he needs to urgently explain that 'shariah' lawinside his MoU or document on the shares sale. angry

PEACE.

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