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Re: Reply As Landlord by oyoofong(m): 2:02pm On Oct 08
I would be motivated to renovate my own side of the property, shake hands with him, and pray for him. Then I would look at the legal aspect of it. The rent would not be increased, and whenever he chooses to vacate the property, none of the renovations or improvements should be tampered with. All of this should be expressly documented, and I would ask him to sign it.
Re: Reply As Landlord by nedu666: 2:03pm On Oct 08
Lie lie me paint another man house. Make why
Re: Reply As Landlord by doncartel: 2:08pm On Oct 08
Na to discuss with him and contribute money to paint my own side. If he refuse then it’s quit notice oloriburuku gbewudani
Re: Reply As Landlord by favour32(m): 2:11pm On Oct 08
The reality for most landlords in such situation in Nigeria be say,
the tenant get short time to stay after rent expire.
The landlord don feel threatened.


Make tenant nor go dey drag house with am for future
_thoughts of landlord.
Re: Reply As Landlord by Abioladoks(m): 2:12pm On Oct 08
I never be a poor landlord
Re: Reply As Landlord by delzbaba(m): 2:14pm On Oct 08
Interesting
Re: Reply As Landlord by Dancebreaker: 2:14pm On Oct 08
This house be like a polygamous family house. grin cheesy

The children of one of late Oga's wives have more money than their half-siblings.

They are renovating their half of the house they inherited.


If a tenant does that, some landlords will believe he wants to claim the house.

Don't be surprised to see the landlord scribble "This house is not for sale" on the house,
Re: Reply As Landlord by Funkyswagzz(m): 2:15pm On Oct 08
I'm definitely sure that landlord will increase his house rent asap
Re: Reply As Landlord by CaptainFM1: 2:17pm On Oct 08
I will first go check my house document are intact and not missing. Then I will call Yakubu my painter to write BOLDLY on the side the tenant just painted. (THIS HOUSE IS NOT FOR SALE)
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Re: Reply As Landlord by MissOpe(f): 2:18pm On Oct 08
Omo all Landlords will feel some time of way when they see it .....
Re: Reply As Landlord by gigabyte13: 2:22pm On Oct 08
Many tenants are actually richer than their landlords......
I will not take it personal, l will commend the tenants and look for means to make mine looks better than it is appearing here
No hate
No jealousy
Re: Reply As Landlord by Yampotatocarrot(m): 2:23pm On Oct 08
Grandpa and Grandma, my previous landlords will not complain... They'll even ask you if the paint remains that they'll call painter themselves...

Then, one day, they'll call you in and pray heavily for you... But never, as in never, will they bear grudges against you for it or increase your rent

The thing is, with them, you won't even have mind do only your own part, their love will compel you to do the whole frontage
Re: Reply As Landlord by DrAda(f):
There are people like that. No ambition, zero goals. The landlord may not even be perturbed but people like you may steer him to envy.
Re: Reply As Landlord by ARISHEM: 2:26pm On Oct 08
When the youths tried similar thing to the church, the landlord sent a message to our pastor that he is increasing the church rent.
Now we are deliberating whether to look for available space to relocate
Re: Reply As Landlord by emirate9: 2:37pm On Oct 08
when your landlord is old taker
Re: Reply As Landlord by JuanDeDios: 2:40pm On Oct 08
obembet:
All work and no play makes us dull. Let's have some fun this afternoon while we're still busy at work.


Imagine you're a landlord who travels to the village, only to find that your tenants have renovated his apartment to this standard.

What would your response be?"

Source - Obembe Tosin
Wetin consign me? Let him enjoy.
Re: Reply As Landlord by AbujaLagos: 2:42pm On Oct 08
My son is coming back home in 6month time. E go need that apartment. Weldon dear tenant
Re: Reply As Landlord by MemoriesAndMe: 2:42pm On Oct 08
The tenant should have done it for the other side of the building too. He disfigured the house by just doing his part of the house
Re: Reply As Landlord by Awakened38: 2:44pm On Oct 08
I go first go check for my documents to be sure say, e still dey my possession.
Re: Reply As Landlord by mctech(m): 2:45pm On Oct 08
leocollins:
As I smart person I would have painted everything, to gain loyalty from the landlord...
Exactly. Now he has only proven that 'I beta pass my landlord!'

In fact, he ridiculed the man.

Shortest route to quit notice.
Re: Reply As Landlord by isaachi4u: 2:47pm On Oct 08
After 2 years I ll increase the rent by 300%
Re: Reply As Landlord by Sucre6: 2:48pm On Oct 08
leocollins:
As I smart person I would have painted everything, to gain loyalty from the landlord...
My thought exactly
Re: Reply As Landlord by isaachi4u: 2:49pm On Oct 08
After 2 years I will increase the rent by 300%
Re: Reply As Landlord by leocollins(m): 2:49pm On Oct 08
mctech:
Exactly. Now he has only proven that 'I beta pass my landlord!'

In fact, he ridiculed the man.

Shortest route to quit notice.
cheesy cheesy am telling you,the landlord might even decide to increase rent
Re: Reply As Landlord by AkhereOkaka(m): 2:50pm On Oct 08
Ù
yomi007k:
I will acknowledge the good work and praise him.

If possible I will not increase his rent in order to recoup the cost of his renovation or I will pay him outright.
You've said it all


We rise by lifting others
Re: Reply As Landlord by leocollins(m): 2:50pm On Oct 08
ceejay80s:
U will just look for trouble,
Even oyinbo landlords no dey collect intimidation, let alone Nigerian landlords
This is not about intimidating the landlord,the gesture is more like a gift, which indirectly make the receiver loyal and happy..
Re: Reply As Landlord by leocollins(m): 2:51pm On Oct 08
Freshtruth:
if u like paint the landlord toilet them go rather frustrate out of the house and increase the rent for the new tenant. Na today
I know it happens,but that little gesture can go a long way
Re: Reply As Landlord by tunapawizzy: 2:52pm On Oct 08
As a Landlord, I will make him move into my own apartment.
Re: Reply As Landlord by Justiceleague1: 2:53pm On Oct 08
Increase his rent with immediate alacrity
Re: Reply As Landlord by Fuckyoumod: 2:59pm On Oct 08
chicfarmer:
You dey whine? grin
I'll give him quit notice and take over the house. grin grin

How tenant apartment go fine pass landlord own? angry A whole landlord. grin grin

After he has come to beg with other people, I will sorry for him and tell him to come over to my side while I take over his side grin grin
Envy and jealousy won't take you anywhere.

I know say na jock you they sha...
Always appreciate good things.

I will personally not increase his rent for upgrading my house, he is a good tenant with good intentions.
Re: Reply As Landlord by Mitsurugi(m): 3:00pm On Oct 08
ceejay80s:
U will just look for trouble,
Even oyinbo landlords no dey collect intimidation, let alone Nigerian landlords
I will lie say I win p**p-my-crib for my company 😂😂😂
Re: Reply As Landlord by perdollar(m): 3:05pm On Oct 08
I will play Oliver De Coke Ana enwe ogbodo enwe for him
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