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| Re: Reply As Landlord by oyoofong(m): 2:02pm On Oct 08 |
I would be motivated to renovate my own side of the property, shake hands with him, and pray for him. Then I would look at the legal aspect of it. The rent would not be increased, and whenever he chooses to vacate the property, none of the renovations or improvements should be tampered with. All of this should be expressly documented, and I would ask him to sign it. |
| Re: Reply As Landlord by nedu666: 2:03pm On Oct 08 |
Lie lie me paint another man house. Make why |
| Re: Reply As Landlord by doncartel: 2:08pm On Oct 08 |
Na to discuss with him and contribute money to paint my own side. If he refuse then it’s quit notice oloriburuku gbewudani |
| Re: Reply As Landlord by favour32(m): 2:11pm On Oct 08 |
The reality for most landlords in such situation in Nigeria be say, the tenant get short time to stay after rent expire. The landlord don feel threatened. Make tenant nor go dey drag house with am for future _thoughts of landlord. |
| Re: Reply As Landlord by Abioladoks(m): 2:12pm On Oct 08 |
I never be a poor landlord |
| Re: Reply As Landlord by delzbaba(m): 2:14pm On Oct 08 |
Interesting |
| Re: Reply As Landlord by Dancebreaker: 2:14pm On Oct 08 |
This house be like a polygamous family house. ![]() The children of one of late Oga's wives have more money than their half-siblings. They are renovating their half of the house they inherited. If a tenant does that, some landlords will believe he wants to claim the house. Don't be surprised to see the landlord scribble "This house is not for sale" on the house, |
| Re: Reply As Landlord by Funkyswagzz(m): 2:15pm On Oct 08 |
I'm definitely sure that landlord will increase his house rent asap |
| Re: Reply As Landlord by CaptainFM1: 2:17pm On Oct 08 |
I will first go check my house document are intact and not missing. Then I will call Yakubu my painter to write BOLDLY on the side the tenant just painted. (THIS HOUSE IS NOT FOR SALE) . |
| Re: Reply As Landlord by MissOpe(f): 2:18pm On Oct 08 |
Omo all Landlords will feel some time of way when they see it ..... |
| Re: Reply As Landlord by gigabyte13: 2:22pm On Oct 08 |
Many tenants are actually richer than their landlords...... I will not take it personal, l will commend the tenants and look for means to make mine looks better than it is appearing here No hate No jealousy |
| Re: Reply As Landlord by Yampotatocarrot(m): 2:23pm On Oct 08 |
Grandpa and Grandma, my previous landlords will not complain... They'll even ask you if the paint remains that they'll call painter themselves... Then, one day, they'll call you in and pray heavily for you... But never, as in never, will they bear grudges against you for it or increase your rent The thing is, with them, you won't even have mind do only your own part, their love will compel you to do the whole frontage |
| Re: Reply As Landlord by DrAda(f): 2:23pm On Oct 08*. Modified: 3:18pm On Oct 08 |
There are people like that. No ambition, zero goals. The landlord may not even be perturbed but people like you may steer him to envy. |
| Re: Reply As Landlord by ARISHEM: 2:26pm On Oct 08 |
When the youths tried similar thing to the church, the landlord sent a message to our pastor that he is increasing the church rent. Now we are deliberating whether to look for available space to relocate |
| Re: Reply As Landlord by emirate9: 2:37pm On Oct 08 |
when your landlord is old taker |
| Re: Reply As Landlord by JuanDeDios: 2:40pm On Oct 08 |
obembet:Wetin consign me? Let him enjoy. |
| Re: Reply As Landlord by AbujaLagos: 2:42pm On Oct 08 |
My son is coming back home in 6month time. E go need that apartment. Weldon dear tenant |
| Re: Reply As Landlord by MemoriesAndMe: 2:42pm On Oct 08 |
The tenant should have done it for the other side of the building too. He disfigured the house by just doing his part of the house |
| Re: Reply As Landlord by Awakened38: 2:44pm On Oct 08 |
I go first go check for my documents to be sure say, e still dey my possession. |
| Re: Reply As Landlord by mctech(m): 2:45pm On Oct 08 |
leocollins:Exactly. Now he has only proven that 'I beta pass my landlord!' In fact, he ridiculed the man. Shortest route to quit notice. |
| Re: Reply As Landlord by isaachi4u: 2:47pm On Oct 08 |
After 2 years I ll increase the rent by 300% |
| Re: Reply As Landlord by Sucre6: 2:48pm On Oct 08 |
leocollins:My thought exactly |
| Re: Reply As Landlord by isaachi4u: 2:49pm On Oct 08 |
After 2 years I will increase the rent by 300% |
| Re: Reply As Landlord by leocollins(m): 2:49pm On Oct 08 |
mctech: am telling you,the landlord might even decide to increase rent |
| Re: Reply As Landlord by AkhereOkaka(m): 2:50pm On Oct 08 |
Ù yomi007k:You've said it all We rise by lifting others |
| Re: Reply As Landlord by leocollins(m): 2:50pm On Oct 08 |
ceejay80s:This is not about intimidating the landlord,the gesture is more like a gift, which indirectly make the receiver loyal and happy.. |
| Re: Reply As Landlord by leocollins(m): 2:51pm On Oct 08 |
Freshtruth:I know it happens,but that little gesture can go a long way |
| Re: Reply As Landlord by tunapawizzy: 2:52pm On Oct 08 |
As a Landlord, I will make him move into my own apartment. |
| Re: Reply As Landlord by Justiceleague1: 2:53pm On Oct 08 |
Increase his rent with immediate alacrity |
| Re: Reply As Landlord by Fuckyoumod: 2:59pm On Oct 08 |
chicfarmer:Envy and jealousy won't take you anywhere. I know say na jock you they sha... Always appreciate good things. I will personally not increase his rent for upgrading my house, he is a good tenant with good intentions. |
| Re: Reply As Landlord by Mitsurugi(m): 3:00pm On Oct 08 |
ceejay80s:I will lie say I win p**p-my-crib for my company 😂😂😂 |
| Re: Reply As Landlord by perdollar(m): 3:05pm On Oct 08 |
I will play Oliver De Coke Ana enwe ogbodo enwe for him |
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