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What Goes Up A Hill With Three Legs And Comes Down With Four? by lordmassac(m): 12:46am On Sep 02, 2010 |
An American lawyer and a Nigerian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer believes that Nigerians are so dumb that he could put something over on them easily, So the lawyer asks if the Nigerian would like to play a fun game. The Nigerian is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The American lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says. This catches the Nigerian's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' The Nigerian doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the Nigerian's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Nigerian and hands him $500. The Nigerian pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Nigerian up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?' The Nigerian reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep. |
Re: What Goes Up A Hill With Three Legs And Comes Down With Four? by tollu: 8:43am On Sep 10, 2010 |
Oh my! LOL |
Re: What Goes Up A Hill With Three Legs And Comes Down With Four? by EfemenaXY: 11:48pm On Sep 10, 2010 |
double post |
Re: What Goes Up A Hill With Three Legs And Comes Down With Four? by StudioCFR(m): 5:02pm On Sep 11, 2010 |
Where is the joke? |
Re: What Goes Up A Hill With Three Legs And Comes Down With Four? by Nobody: 6:24pm On Sep 11, 2010 |
bless and hope for the day we start seeing new jokes. This is stale |
Re: What Goes Up A Hill With Three Legs And Comes Down With Four? by Jezzybrown(m): 8:16am On Sep 12, 2010 |
this joke is great lol |
Re: What Goes Up A Hill With Three Legs And Comes Down With Four? by blacksta(m): 3:27pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
Nice one - bro |
Re: What Goes Up A Hill With Three Legs And Comes Down With Four? by beejay247: 3:47pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
lol |
Re: What Goes Up A Hill With Three Legs And Comes Down With Four? by Nobody: 5:33pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
amazing joke |
Re: What Goes Up A Hill With Three Legs And Comes Down With Four? by meyri: 3:40am On Sep 13, 2010 |
Luv it |
Re: What Goes Up A Hill With Three Legs And Comes Down With Four? by Nobody: 5:13am On Sep 13, 2010 |
Hehehe |
Re: What Goes Up A Hill With Three Legs And Comes Down With Four? by Nobody: 7:08am On Sep 13, 2010 |
Heh! Dis joke is just , 2much! @studio y re u so diff. Kai! U blind! |
Re: What Goes Up A Hill With Three Legs And Comes Down With Four? by giwa4giwa(m): 10:32am On Sep 15, 2010 |
Heh! Dis joke is just , 2much! @studio y re u so diff. Kai! U blind! true talk @Studio is dumb, (so where is d joke) dats his language |
Re: What Goes Up A Hill With Three Legs And Comes Down With Four? by EfemenaXY: 11:29pm On Sep 16, 2010 |
seen it b/4 - but it's a clever joke sha |
Re: What Goes Up A Hill With Three Legs And Comes Down With Four? by StudioCFR(m): 11:34pm On Sep 16, 2010 |
Tehehe ? Xiana, see as u just dey tackle me left right center - wetin i do? Lol Ok make i take am say u like STUDIO Lol |
Re: What Goes Up A Hill With Three Legs And Comes Down With Four? by EfemenaXY: 11:36pm On Sep 16, 2010 |
^^LOL!! Man! Take am easy now - you're starting to smell desperate |
Re: What Goes Up A Hill With Three Legs And Comes Down With Four? by StudioCFR(m): 11:43pm On Sep 16, 2010 |
U nor see all her posts about me today. . . Lol I only wan make am easy for her u know lol |
Re: What Goes Up A Hill With Three Legs And Comes Down With Four? by EfemenaXY: 11:44pm On Sep 16, 2010 |
u sure about that? abi na the other way round? |
Re: What Goes Up A Hill With Three Legs And Comes Down With Four? by StudioCFR(m): 11:54pm On Sep 16, 2010 |
Which other way round are u talking about? U too spoil - comot jor |
Re: What Goes Up A Hill With Three Legs And Comes Down With Four? by EfemenaXY: 11:57pm On Sep 16, 2010 |
drex go 1 side - better pessin dey call Efe C U l8er stud!! |
Re: What Goes Up A Hill With Three Legs And Comes Down With Four? by StudioCFR(m): 12:07am On Sep 17, 2010 |
Okkk |
Re: What Goes Up A Hill With Three Legs And Comes Down With Four? by Nellyon(f): 1:20pm On Sep 17, 2010 |
sting_224: hello Studio CFR:hello? |
Re: What Goes Up A Hill With Three Legs And Comes Down With Four? by StudioCFR(m): 1:26pm On Sep 17, 2010 |
Lol |
Re: What Goes Up A Hill With Three Legs And Comes Down With Four? by clemcykul(f): 3:50pm On Sep 20, 2010 |
dont gerrit |
Re: What Goes Up A Hill With Three Legs And Comes Down With Four? by lordmassac(m): 4:57pm On Sep 21, 2010 |
Thank u my people |
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